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Post by Mizagium on Feb 4, 2010 16:46:20 GMT -5
"Ah...I'd do anything for a sister if I had one, and I'm an only child." Leon said, walking slowly out of the door to Taco Bell. "But perhaps I am overestimating this emotion known as 'love'. I guess all people are just cruel and cold hearted, caring more about material possessions than their own family. But alas, there is nothing I can do." Leon said.
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Post by Mizagium on Feb 4, 2010 16:50:46 GMT -5
The door shut and Veralice was gone. Johnny grabbed the food tray of a person sitting behind him and threw it at the closed door.
"Hey! I was eating that!" The unnamed plot devise said.
"Not anymore." Johnny said.
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Post by Mizagium on Feb 4, 2010 16:51:13 GMT -5
"Ah, a pity. I really thought Johnny was a good person, but swords are much more valuable than people he believes. And it is the truth...Hmm...I feel like causing mischief today. Nothing interesting has happened so far, and Taco Bell needs to be destroyed." Leon said, transforming into his adult form and dashing to Omnistar.
Ignoring the two strangers standing in combat position in front of his office, Veralice walked past them into the Employer's office, where he saw Derp-Bot and the Time Keeper chilling, doing nothing. "Derp-Bot, it's time for your grand appearance!" Veralice yelled at the saddened robot who seemed to have a new computer chip on his back.
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Post by Mizagium on Feb 4, 2010 16:51:29 GMT -5
"IT IS NOW 3:45 PM!" Time Keeper Announced.
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Post by Mizagium on Feb 4, 2010 16:51:50 GMT -5
"Thank you, Time Keeper. Hey, since you were an adviser to the Royal Family of the Kingdom of Really Cool, could you tell me about those artifacts and their powers?" Veralice asked while modifying a computer chip on Derp-Bot's back.
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Post by Mizagium on Feb 4, 2010 16:52:14 GMT -5
"The Artifacts?" The Time Keeper repeated. "Well, I know that there are four of them. The uhh, sword. The uhh stick. THe uhhh...Mirror, and some shield." THe Time Keeper scratched his face with the big hand. "They are the most prized treasures in Really Cool."
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Post by Mizagium on Feb 4, 2010 16:52:36 GMT -5
"Yes, I imagine they would be prized arti-" Veralice stopped, realizing what the Time Keeper had just said. "Wait, did you just say something about a stick and shield? The same ones I saw Johnny with?" Veralice asked the Time Keeper, finishing up the modifications to Derp-Bot.
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Post by Mizagium on Feb 4, 2010 16:52:56 GMT -5
"Yeah. Wait, weren't you paying attention earlier, when I said Johnny beat me with the Ugly Stick and that's how I came to look like this?"
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Post by Mizagium on Feb 4, 2010 16:53:16 GMT -5
"Barely. I have a habit of thinking of other things when people talk to me about their personal problems. Sorry." Veralice apologized to the Time Keeper. "But a shield too!? Ah, perhaps all is not lost. Do you know what any of the objects, aside from the stick, are supposed to do?" Veralice asked the Time Keeper.
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Post by Mizagium on Feb 4, 2010 16:53:37 GMT -5
"Well the Mirror is a mirror so it reflects things. I remember a little from teaching those children. Teh Mirror shows...inner...beauty or some shit like that. The Shield I'm not sure about. But the Sword cant cut any enchantment and reveal the true nature of things."
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Post by Mizagium on Feb 4, 2010 16:54:00 GMT -5
"Really? That is a powerful sword, then. No wonder Johnny values it more than his sister...Hmm, hold on a second." Veralice said, mysteriously disappearing. Within a fraction of a second he reappeared with the Beauty Mirror. Placing it in front of the Time Keeper, Veralice said "What do you see in the mirror." While waiting for the response, Veralice finally completed the work on Derp-Bot and began making a remote control device.
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Post by Mizagium on Feb 4, 2010 16:54:20 GMT -5
"I -- I see...me. I see myself in a normal form, but...but I am rich and powerful. I am the king of Really Cool." The Time Keeper was mystified. "But, but this isn't what the Mirror is supposed to show." He turned from the Mirror. "It is showing me what I want to see, not I what I am."
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Post by Mizagium on Feb 4, 2010 16:54:58 GMT -5
"This is what could happen, however. Your story of the injustice of Really Cool have touched me. I would be glad to help you obtain revenge against them." Veralice said, finishing the remote control. "Partners?" Veralice asked, extending his hand to shake the Time Keeper's, forgetting that he was a clock.
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Post by Mizagium on Feb 4, 2010 16:55:23 GMT -5
Time Keeper thought about it, while he had no hatred of the Monarchs, he REALLY hated being a clock. He did his best to shake Veralices hand. "...Partners."
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Post by Mizagium on Feb 4, 2010 16:55:41 GMT -5
The Mysterious Hooded Man overheard Veralice and the Time Keeper's conversation while he was waiting for Salvatore's reply. He turned just in time to see Veralice reaching out to shake the Time Keeper's hand. He dashed at light speed, tackling Veralice into the wall before he could shake the Time Keeper's hand. He moved so quickly, the three in Veralice's office only saw a black blur before the Mysterious Hooded Man reappeared in his previous position. In fact, he had moved so quickly, nobody even noticed that he had moved. The Mysterious Hooded Man's cloak waved behind him as if a breeze had just blown by. Nobody but the ever-observant Veralice noticed.
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Post by Mizagium on Feb 4, 2010 16:56:11 GMT -5
Veralice got up and shook the Time Keeper's hand. "Grr...I hate being attacked without warning. Ah, but that is why I made this!" Veralice said to no one in particular. He pressed a button on his remote control and said "Necrotron, activate!" Instantaneously Derp-Bot started violently shaking. He began to grow to over 100 feet and every feature about him changed. His mustache grew to the floor and could move on command, his arms changed into giant cannons which shot laser beams and bullets in a machine gun like fashion. His roller blades changed into a set of wheels covered by a belt (similar to a tank) and his turban remained a turban. But a really cool turban.
"I call my latest invention the Deadly Evil Robotic People Beater of Omnipotent Terror, or DERPBOT for short." Veralice said, unaware that the name hadn't changed at all. The roof of Omnistar broke as DERPBOT finished transforming. "Now, DERPBOT, attack!" Veralice yelled, and DERPBOT obliterated all of Omnistar (but not the people in it) in a rampage.
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Post by Mizagium on Feb 4, 2010 16:59:34 GMT -5
"Wow, you sure have a habit of destroying your own buildings, don't you?" The Time Keeper noticed. "IT IS NOW 5:17 PM!"
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Post by Mizagium on Feb 4, 2010 16:59:51 GMT -5
"Yea, but I can rebuild them fairly easily. I mainly do it to see my latest creation's level of power...DERPBOT's is no doubt higher than Neo RIDLEY's, and with Dante and Cha Cha both gone, this battle favors me." Veralice said, covering himself from the pieces of dry wall that fell from the destroyed ceiling.
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Post by Mizagium on Feb 4, 2010 17:00:11 GMT -5
"DERPBOT, I would like you to destroy Taco Bell." Veralice commanded nicely. "Derp derp derp?" DERPBOT asked. In order to achieve ultimate power he had to go back to saying only one word. "Yes, that includes the people in there too, whether they be men, women, or gender neutral children." Veralice said, able to translate DERPBOT's speech with his remote control. DERPBOT, although against the idea, let his destructive side take over and rolled toward Taco Bell. Veralice jumped on DERPBOT's back and said "I'll be back, Time Keeper. Think of ways we can return you to your former body." sealing the Beauty Mirror back in its dimension.
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Post by Mizagium on Feb 4, 2010 17:00:28 GMT -5
A low rumble could be heard in the Taco Bell. It gradually grew until Johnny and others were sure it was an earthquake.
~But there are no earthquakes in Awesome Land.~ Johnny remembered.
Suddenly the building began to shake violently, but did not fall apart thanks to Narrators complete disregard to physics. Johnny jumped up and ran outside to see the source of this geographical anomaly.
DERPBOT had arrived.
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