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Post by Mizagium on Feb 4, 2010 16:38:39 GMT -5
The Fat Guy received his food. He took it outside to east since he couldn't fit at any of the tables inside. He inhaled the spicy faux-Mexican food. The super spicyness caused the fire to start burning again ans he ran off into the distance.
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"Perverted Fat Guy" Johnny read the "article" on him.
He's a perverted fat guy that ignores plot ans time (much like Narrator). He is currently on fire.
~That's it?~
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Post by Mizagium on Feb 4, 2010 16:38:59 GMT -5
Veralice, in his younger child form, noticed the unhappy customers sitting at the various tables in Taco Bell. One in particular happened to be Johnny, whom Veralice's younger form hadn't seen since the beginning of this crazy adventure.
He approached the table where Johnny was sitting, sat down, and said "Hello, Johnny. Long time, no see!" in the best child voice he could speak in. It had improved since last time and was slightly more high pitched.
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Post by Mizagium on Feb 4, 2010 16:39:30 GMT -5
The Perverted Fat guy finally stopped burning right next to Lake Awesome. Knowing he was still on fire, and seeing some children in the lake, he decided to heat things up while extinguishing the fire. The Perverted Fat Guy cannonballed into the lake, sending ten foot waves throughout the entire 50ft-radius lake. The children screamed as drops of boiling water (the water immediately rose to boiling temperature when the fire hit it) fell on them. When the Perverted Fat Guy resurfaced, instead of appearing black and burnt, he appeared just fine.... except that the part of his body that was above water was still on fire. He approached a seven-year old kid (gender neutral for now; you decide what he/she/it is.... better yet, have it change every few posts) and said, "Hey, baby. I wanna know if you'll be my girl. You want some kandiez?" He held out his flaming hand holding some kandiez.
Ignoring the fact that the Perverted Fat Guy was still on fire, the kid took the kandiez from the ma's hand. The kandiez immediately turned to ashes when they lost contact with the Perverted Fat Guy's torch-hands, and the kid's hand burst into flames, soon engulfing the child's entire body above the water.
Nearby, in the dark woods next to Lake Awesome, a Mysterious Hooded Man watched from the shadows. Only his eyes could be seen from behind his hood. The Man observed the Perverted Fat Guy attempting to seduce the children, and he had struggle to not vomit at the sight. Regaining his composure, the Mysterious Hooded Man slipped into the darkness and disappeared.
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Post by Mizagium on Feb 4, 2010 16:39:52 GMT -5
Salvatore finally rested in a Dark Forest, catching his breath. He felt peculiar, as though he was watching someone. Salvatore sat down but quickly scanned form left to right to find anyone, soon focusing on a dark silhouette. He wanted to demand the silhouette's information, but soon was able to make out a hood? staring in the direction of a lake/river? at the most hideous thing ever conceived by man.
Salvatore began to sneak into the bushes when he crawled over the twigs of Cliche bushes, making an obscenely loud noise.
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Post by Mizagium on Feb 4, 2010 16:40:19 GMT -5
The hooded child startled Johnny so much that, when it spoke to him, he spat several of the nachos we was currently munching on all over the child. The soggy nacho debris flew from his mouht for several minutes.
When he was finished, Johnny recognized the child form before. It was Veralice in disguise. Johnny hastily closed the Awesome Land Wikia and hid it under his cloak.
"Veralice!" Johnny started to draw the Ugly Stick form his cloak, but stopped, realizing he would be unable to make a scene here. If he did, the customers would think he was a child abuser.
"What are you doing here?" Johnny munched on a few more nachos, greedily pulling the plate from Veralice's reach.
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Post by Mizagium on Feb 4, 2010 16:40:39 GMT -5
The Mysterious Hooded Man whirled around at the sound of Cliche bush twigs snapping to see Salvatore sneaking up on him. He froze as the two men stared each other down. His hand slid slowly under his cloak and grasped something at his side as Salvatore approached him.
"Who are you, and what business do you have here?" he demanded, his eyes flashing dangerously.
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Post by Mizagium on Feb 4, 2010 16:41:01 GMT -5
The MALE child whom the Perverted Fat Guy had accidentally set on fire began to panic and run around screaming. First in the Lake, then onto the lake shore. In her panic he was unaware that the fire was ignoring all laws of physics by not being doused in the water, or by not burning her skin.
He stumbled into the forest where the two unseen figures were. Now the fire decided to obey physics and cayght several trees on fire.
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Post by Mizagium on Feb 4, 2010 16:41:25 GMT -5
"Now, Johnny, is that any way to greet someone?" Leon said in disgust. He actually removed his hooded robe which had been covered in nachos to reveal another, darker robe with a strange symbol on it.
"Hmm, I usually never show this robe. Whatever." Leon said childishly. "So, how's it going, Johnny? You haven't joined me yet, it seems." Leon said as if Johnny should have joined him ages ago.
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Post by Mizagium on Feb 4, 2010 16:41:47 GMT -5
"That's because you stole the Beauty Mirror and are indirectly, and probably directly, linked to Sarah's (his sister) disappearance!"
Johnny finished his nachos and threw the tray across the room where it landed neatly on top of the other stacked dirty trays.
"You're lucky we're in a public place and look like a child, or I would..."
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Post by Mizagium on Feb 4, 2010 16:42:07 GMT -5
"Threatening a child? You're such a cruel person!" Leon started to cry, and anyone brave enough to actually eat Taco Bell looked toward the table he was sitting at.
"Anyway, I've honestly no idea where Sarah is. Trust me, if I did then she would be eliminated by now and that sword of hers would be mine." Leon whispered casually under the tears.
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Post by Mizagium on Feb 4, 2010 16:42:30 GMT -5
Johnny ignored the looks of the restaurant patrons.
~This kids voice is still too deep to be seven anyways~
"Maybe you don't know where she is. MAYBE. Still it was your fault she went missing. You stole the Beauty Mirror!" Johnny was becoming angry.
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Post by Mizagium on Feb 4, 2010 16:43:04 GMT -5
"It's not my fault your sister was foolish enough to chase after me...Not the best locater, is she?" Leon said, stopping his tears momentarily. "And that Beauty Mirror was such a cool object...I had to have it." Leon explained, although it was a very sad excuse. "What is that mirror supposed to do, anyway. When I first touched it seemed to turn...'evil' to say the least." Leon said, who didn't know much about the mirror aside from the fact that he could show whatever image he chose through it.
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Post by Mizagium on Feb 4, 2010 16:43:26 GMT -5
The Mysterious Hooded Man snapped back around to see the boy who had just run into the woods. She ran past the Hooded Man and Salvatore and continued running until he disappeared into the distance.
As the trees around them burst into flames and burning branches began falling all around them, the Mysterious Hooded Man snapped into action. His eyes turned white in concentration as he leapt onto a branch that hadn't caught fire yet. He scanned the surroundings quickly for something useful. His glowing eyes focused on the Perverted Fat Guy, still on fire in the water. His eyes turned a pale yellow as he quickly turned away from the Perverted Fat Guy, just as sickening as ever. The Mysterious Hooded Man jumped down from his branch just as the fire consumed that tree. The Hooded Man turned to Salvatore and, eyes turning black, he tackled Salvatore, smashing through the woods until they reached Omnistar. They crashed through the wall, landing on the floor of the janitor's closet. The Hooded Man grabbed a bucket and left Salvatore there, disappearing back into the woods
Back at Lake Awesome, the Perverted Fat Guy continued chasing children around, still trying to seduce the forty or so gender neutral 6-12-year-olds. The children screamed when they saw the woods on fire and ran away from the lake and, ignorantly, into the burning forest. The Perverted Fat Guy turned and saw the forest burning, trees falling to the ground, scattering flaming branches everywhere, setting new fires.
The Mysterious Hooded Man reappeared at the lake with a bucket. He ordered the Perverted Fat Guy out of the water, and, as soon as the Fat Guy was out, he dunked the bucket into the water. He brought the bucket to the edge of the woods and he left it there. He grabbed a log that hadn't caught fire and shoved the Perverted Fat Guy back into the water. Fully submerged, the Fat Guy's fire was extinguished. He then dropped the log into the bucket and threw the bucket into the lake. The lake suddenly blew up in flames. The fire could be seen all the way from Omnistar, where Salvatore was watching. The Mysterious Hooded Man jumped into the burning lake and grabbed the Perverted Fat Guy. They swam out of the lake, and, when they emerged from the fire-water, the lake returned to normal, as did the Perverted Fat Guy, whose fire was finally extinguished permanently. The Mysterious Hooded Man remained unharmed, holding the bucket with the log still in it. The bucket was the only thing strange that emerged from the lake (besides the Perverted Fat Guy, but that doesn't count): the water in the bucket was normal, but the log was now burning in the water, even when fully submerged. The Mysterious Hooded Man pulled the log from the bucket, and the log stopped burning. He threw the log into the woods, and, with a loud bang! and a gust of wind, the woods returned to normal, as if it had never been on fire in the first place. The Mysterious Hooded Man clutched the bucket, now filled with, not water, not flaming water, but pure flame, and disappeared again, leaving the Perverted Fat Guy next to Lake Awesome to find his own way out of the woods.
As Salvatore sat in the janitor's closet, staring out the window at the now clear, smokeless sky, the Mysterious Hooded Man dashed up to Omnistar, threw Salvatore from the closet, and placed the bucket of fire in the closet, slamming the door shut.
The Mysterious Hooded Man turned back to Salvatore, who was know on the ground, and said, "Sorry about that. Where were we? Ah, yes." He resumed his previous defensive position, his eyes flashing red, and said, "Who are you, and what do you want?"
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Post by Mizagium on Feb 4, 2010 16:43:52 GMT -5
Meanwhile, at Taco Bell, the little flaming boy ran in the door, causing everyone to turn and look at the terrified little girl. He ran past Johnny and Veralice, then she ran into the window. The fire, once again ignoring physics, refused to set fire to anything within the walls of Taco Bell. Everyone just stared at the little boy as she continued to burn on the floor, not moving.
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Post by Mizagium on Feb 4, 2010 16:44:10 GMT -5
"What the..." Leon said, slightly amazed at this spectacle of a flaming child with no specific gender. "I don't think anyone plans on helping that child." Leon said, laughing sadistically at the inert burning child.
"Anyway, Johnny, answer me this: Which of the following things means the most to you? Your sister, Sarah, or the blade she carries with her." Leon said while tossing throwing knives at the burning child.
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Post by Mizagium on Feb 4, 2010 16:44:33 GMT -5
"What kind of question is that?" Johnny asked. "Of course Sarah is more important that the..." Johnny faltered, remembering the power of the True Sword. "...than the True Sword."
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Post by Mizagium on Feb 4, 2010 16:44:54 GMT -5
"Really?" Leon said, not entirely sure of Johnny's statement. "Well, perhaps I could help, then. As emperor of Awesome Land, I have dozens of search parties and others at my disposal. I could probably find her in no time...On one condition." Leon said, producing a piece of paper and an ink pen from his pocket.
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Post by Mizagium on Feb 4, 2010 16:45:19 GMT -5
"You.." Johnny began. When he saw the paper and pen he stopped and grew angry. "No! I want none of your deals or contracts! I would rather search on my own."
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Post by Mizagium on Feb 4, 2010 16:45:46 GMT -5
"I thought you cared for your sister. A real brother would go to the ends of the Earth for his sister, and all I ask is that you make a deal with me. Ah, but if you really don't want to find her, I can't change your mind." said Leon, rising up from the table. With those last words he headed toward the exit so he could go back to Omnistar and check up on things.
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Post by Mizagium on Feb 4, 2010 16:46:04 GMT -5
Johnny watched Veralice exit. Maybe he was right, maybe he should have excepted his help. He needed to find Sarah and the True Sword.
~NO!~ Veralice just wanted to help him so he could take the Sword. Johnny KNEW he had the Mirror because he used it against him.
But still..
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