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Post by Mizagium on May 21, 2010 10:49:03 GMT -5
Arriving at the Dark Hole Headquaters throne room in 3.14159 minutes, Narrator hadn't even broken a sweat. He was now dressed like Captain Falcon. YOUR MIND JUST GOT BLOWN...AGAIN.
Narrator, ignoring the fact that his costume change didn't match the theme, whipped his Rambo shotgun out of his pocket. Since it wasn't cocked, he did so by swinging it around and hitting both Taenas and Walter in the process, effectively serving as a bitch slap. He then proceeded to shoot the guard to the left of the two rulers. Narrator cocked his shotgun again in the same fashion as before and shot the guard to their right. He cocked the gun one more time, only this time he hit the two guards behind him through the wall and out of the Dark Hole Headquarters. Narrator, Walter, and Taenas were the only three people left in the room (assuming Austin will throw some dragons into the mix). The whole process had taken 3.14159 seconds. Narrator is fast.
"So, emo kid and Wailmer-guy I've never met, did you miss me?" Narrator taunted. "I heard you're the new tyrants in town."
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Post by Mizagium on May 21, 2010 10:49:24 GMT -5
when suddenly
Motevator666 stepped out of the dimensional portal to Awesome Land. He felt like taking it over. he pulled CoCo out of her case and Looked at everyone
"wow nice place you have here" said Motevator666 "i belive its mine now"
motevator666 begun making a speech on why it is his and why they all should follow his commands.
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Post by Mizagium on May 21, 2010 10:49:39 GMT -5
An alarm sounded in the Dark Hole tower as someone entered without the emperor's knowing. He and Taenas immediately warped back to the room just in time to get hit by Captain Rambo Falcon Narrator's gunz and to hear what the man had to say.
"Wtf? Captain Falcon?" Taenas asked. Walter looked at Taenas questioningly and decided to ignore the outburst.
"Yes, we are, were, or are in the process of becoming the new rulers of Awesome Land. We've still got a threat in that tower over there." Walter said, bringing the telescope closer to Narrator, even though his omniscience allowed him to observe everything that was going on without the need of mere tools.
"We also have the problem of Veralice returning. That's going to cause a lot of confusion...Well...Mister..." the emperor said, unaware of Narrator's name.
"He's Narrator." Taenas said. "He's one of the good guys. I think."
"Well then, Mr. Narrator. How would you like to kill the man in that tower over there? He's the really bad guy. He made a tower appear out of nowhere and has crazy powers, much like everyone else in the land." Walter said.
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Post by Mizagium on May 21, 2010 10:49:58 GMT -5
Veralice and Dante were now at the surface of the water separating Awesome Land and Special Land. He noticed his former tower had been reformed. His emperor sense told him that something was terribly amiss. Thunder crashed and lightning struck. No one seemed to notice he was there. He walked up to the mainland to observe the epicness before him.
He tapped a young generic citizen on the soldier and asked "What's going on?"
"Oh, hello Mr. Veralice." said the citizen, staring happily at all the chaos that had been caused.
"Do you not mean 'Emperor'?" asked Veralice, unaware that he had been replaced three times.
"Not quite." said the man, stepping a few feet away before Veralice exploded at the following news. "While you away on a business trip or something, a man named Walter took over the DH HQ, and since your army was all with you on the business trip no one resisted as he became emperor." came the shocking report to Veralice.
"Wow...That traitor. Betrayal is much too commonplace in Awesome Land..." Veralice said wearily, not even desiring to kill the man for his report.
"That's not it. You see that tower over there?" the man asked, pointing to Veralice's old tower. Veralice merely nodded. "Until a few minutes ago, that was completely destroyed. It just sprung out of the ground. Some other guy declared the entire land his empire from within the tower and brought back that dragon from the fourth page or something." said the man breathlessly.
"Mmhmm...Anything else?" Veralice asked.
"Yes. That man over there-" the citizen pointed to Phantom. "Has recruited a large amount of your former loyal soldiers to fight for his cause. And that guy-" he pointed to Motevator666 "Is trying to take over with some motivational speech."
"What about you? Where do you stand in all of this?" Veralice asked.
"I am quite ambivalent. None of the rulers seem all that nice. The old guy-" the citizen again pointed to Phantom "Seems alright, but everyone else is pure evil. Ten times worse than you were."
The news deeply upset Veralice, but he kept his composure. "Very well, then. Thank you. Take this for your troubles." said the dethroned emperor. He handed the man a jar of silver coins he had smuggled from Veraland and walked to the Clock Tower, deeming it the biggest problem.
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Post by Mizagium on May 21, 2010 10:50:22 GMT -5
The Time Keeper saw Veralice emerge from the water and begin moving towards his tower. OMEGA RIDLEY rawr'd loudly in disgust at his former master.
The Time Keeper ordered another platoon of soldiers to mobilize towards Veralice and this mysterious figure that was with him.
He realized he had no weapon so he conjured a staff adorned with an hour glass on top. He smiled... yeah, that's wassup.
He looked out another window and was Motevator666 apear out of another dimensional portal.
"WTF is with everyone trying to take over this land? I'm more powerful than anyone else!" Irritated he sent yet ANOTHER platoon of...wait for it... SPARTANS! Yes, SPARTANS! He sent them towards Motevator666. The Halo SPARTANS, not the 300 SPARTANS.
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Post by Mizagium on May 21, 2010 10:50:34 GMT -5
"Nah, I'm here to shoot this guy again," Narrator said, motioning to Taenas. "This emo kid here shouldn't have gotten up after I shot him the first time, and you shouldn't have helped, Wailmer. Prepare for an EPIC PHYSICS-DEFYING BATTLE OF CREATIVITY AND EPICNESSNESS."
Narrator slammed the butt of his shotgun on the ground, causing it to crumble. Narrator, Taenas, and Walter all fell through the air in a fight scene remniscent of the Sephiroth vs. Cloud battle in Advent Children. THE BATTLE OF CREATIVITY BEGINS NIGH.
IT IS YOUR MOVE, AUSTIN.
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Post by Mizagium on May 21, 2010 10:50:59 GMT -5
Former Emperor Veralice noticed a platoon soulja boyz coming for him. "So this is what my land has come to." he remarked. He was no longer the emperor and had thus lost a lot of his self esteem and a miniscule portion of his power, but he knew he had to fight.
"You. What was your name again?" Veralice asked to Dante.
"I'm Dante, and I'm only supposed to be summoned by Salvatore. I have my own things to fight for, you know." said the man angrily.
"You realize that Salvatore could die if we don't end this war, right?" Veralice asked.
"Hmm...If he's in danger, then I've no choice but to help anyone who isn't against him. Shall we fight then?" Dante asked, drawing a silver blade.
Veralice merely nodded and the two approached the group of souljas.
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Post by Mizagium on May 21, 2010 10:51:12 GMT -5
AUSTIN BRING THA' SHIT
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Post by Mizagium on May 21, 2010 10:51:33 GMT -5
"I help those in need of assistance, Narrator. We shall battle you if we must." said the emperor. Out of nowhere a bunch of angels began chanting.
"Estuans Interius
Ira Vehementi
Estuans Interius
Ira Vehementi
SEPHIROTH!"
While falling through the sky, Taenas' blade, Sindios, morphed into a gun of pure darkness. Using his new weapon, Taenas fired bolts of darkness at Narrator. The emperor watched as he too fell.
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Post by Mizagium on May 21, 2010 10:51:49 GMT -5
The Time Keeper was becoming increasingly annoyed with these factions appearing out of no where. He was on the highest ground! He wins by Star Wars rules! HE IS 9002 STORIES ABOVE THE GROUND!
Oh, well...
He reached through time again and brought the two greatest bounty hunters in the universe to him. No, wait three. Boba Fett, Jango Fett, and Trace (Metroid Prime Hunters.)
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Post by Mizagium on May 21, 2010 10:51:58 GMT -5
Narrator shot the darkness with his shotgun. Little did Wailmer know, Narrators guns shoot pure LAWLASAURUS. Narrator, being SSB64 Captain Falcon, used a FALCON PUNCH to recover. He was now right behind Taenas.
"Suck on this, emo!" Narrator yelled as he kicked him in the back of the head. Taenas hit a rock, crumbling it into dust.
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Post by Mizagium on May 21, 2010 10:52:25 GMT -5
"Impressive, Narrator. I'm afraid I can't let you continue this, however." Taenas said, rising from the ground. Using the magic of Sindios, Taenas yelled "FAST FORWARD!" A beam of anti epic his Narrator as he became SSBB Captain Falcon and was now bottom tier and virtually useless.
Taenas fired more beams of darkness in rapid succession toward Narrator's new form.
Emperor Walter kept watching, intrigued by the two fighters.
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Post by Mizagium on May 21, 2010 10:52:43 GMT -5
Narrator did not comply with physics. "FALCON GRAB 'N' SPLODE!??!  !!?" Narrator yelled in a Captain Falcon voice. Narrator magically showed up behind Taenas, grabbed him in a full body grab, promptly sploded him, then humped him into Walter in a true Falcon fashion. "SHOW ME YOUR MOVES!??!?!?!?" Captain Narrator yelled. |
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Post by Mizagium on May 21, 2010 10:52:48 GMT -5
"This Narrator character is quite the fighter, Taenas. This is the man that Veralice sent you into the Sealed Dimension to defeat?" asked the emperor.
"Yes. His physics defying make him too powerful. But we have to try anyway...Why are we fighting anyway? There's greater evils to be taken care of!" Taenas yelled. He and Walter did the EPIC CHEAP MOVE OF JUSTICE. Walter used an uppercut to knock Narrator into the air, where Taenas proceeded to use FINAL REVENGER.
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Post by Mizagium on May 21, 2010 10:53:16 GMT -5
...only to find that Narrator is UNABLE TO BE BUTTSECKSED. Fat Man found that out the hard way. "Weren't you guys paying attention when Fat Man tried to do this?" Narrator asked, somewhat annoyed. "Anyways, I'm not a little boy and you're not my grandpa. BACK OFF! !??!" Narrator used his super-awesome powerz to go through YET ANOTHER COSTUME CHANGE!!??!??! Instead of describing it in detail, I'll just go ahead and tell you that he's Gordon Freeman. Get ready for rape. Narrator whacked Taenas on the head with a crowbar, sending him back into Walter. "What do you mean great evil? Wailmer, you and Emo McSadsad over there are tyrants now too. Pay attention!" Narrator said with great annoyance. They're all still falling, by the way. |
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Post by Mizagium on May 21, 2010 10:53:35 GMT -5
"That man in the tower over there is WAY more dangerous than we are, Narrator." the Emperor said. "Not to mention we haven't even done anything yet."
"Enough of this! Narrator, if you won't respond to words then perhaps this will affect you!" Taenas said. He kicked Walter straight into Narrator after recovering from the crowbar injury. While the two were flying upwards Taenas fired a beam of pure concentrated dark energy at both of them, much like the battle of Piccolo VS Raditz.
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Post by Mizagium on May 21, 2010 10:53:46 GMT -5
Narrator sensed that this was the time to throw all the physics and logic out the window. "IMA FIRIN' MAH LAZAR!!!?!?! !??!" Narrator cried. And lo, the woop was shooped, as was only inevitable in a story this ridiculous and awesome. The beams cancelled each other out, much like the battle between Goku and Nappa. I WENT THERE. I WATCHED DBZ TOO, MO-FO. |
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Post by Mizagium on May 21, 2010 10:53:50 GMT -5
"You know, it's only a matter of time before we all plummet to the ground and die." Walter said, accelerating at 9.8 m/s2
"This battle is going nowhere! Why don't you just see for yourself the evil that guy in the tower is doing!" Taenas pleaded. He began to decelerate until he was above both Narrator and Walter. He figured that if they fell first he could use them to cushion his own fall.
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Post by Mizagium on May 21, 2010 10:54:17 GMT -5
Narrator deployed a moon bounce be pulled from his pocket. It magically inflated and broke their falls. Physics be damned.
"You guys declared yourself tyrants. I'm fighting you. Stop whining about it," Narrator said.
Narrator walked behind Taenas and delivered a swift kick to the ass, lodging his boot in said orifice.
"That's for being emo, bitch!" Narrator yelled.
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Post by Mizagium on May 21, 2010 10:54:30 GMT -5
"What if we undeclared our tyranny? Could this battle be stopped then? We really have to get back to that war on the other people out there trying to take over Awesome Land." said Walter, eating popcorn as he watched the battle.
Taenas removed the boot from his posterior and forced it to burst into flames. He allowed the flame to burn until an intense amount of smoke filled the area. Using this to his advantage, Taenas ran behind Narrator and, forcing the sword Sindios to change into a frying pan, he hit Narrator in the head, sending him flying toward the popcorn eating emperor.
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!!?" Narrator yelled in a Captain Falcon voice.