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Post by Mizagium on Feb 4, 2010 16:21:33 GMT -5
Johnny leaped out in front and blocked the blow with The False Shield.
"You would attack an unarmed man? You truely are a coward!"
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Post by Mizagium on Feb 4, 2010 16:21:52 GMT -5
Narrator, being Narrator, parted the two using the power of words.
"Now y'know, what we really need here is a COKE AND A JELLO PUDDIN' POP...no. The power of words sucks. I'll just use the power of MY BOOT UP YOUR ASS," Narrator declared.
Narrator, just to prove he wasn't unarmed, whipped out his trusty baseball bat, and ran at the two. With a mighty upward swing, both the pair was knocked back in opposite directions, flipping through the air as they flew away from each other.
"Was that...delicious? Did it taste good? No really, I want your opinions on that. You see, I'm an aspiring chef and I need your input to improve on myself," Narrator said, his biting sarcasm practically dripping with greatness. "Honestly, there's nothing like the smell of ass-kicking. Any time of the day, it's just plain tasty. Who wants another heaping helping?"
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Post by Mizagium on Feb 4, 2010 16:22:12 GMT -5
Veralice got up quickly from the blow. "I'd say it was undercooked." he replied, trying his hand at horrible jokes. Veralice summoned a large ring of flame around them all, approximately 30 feet in height.
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Post by Mizagium on Feb 4, 2010 16:22:32 GMT -5
"AH NO, THAT SHIT DID NOT JUST HAPPEN. OH NO YOU DIDN'T," Narrator yelled in what was totally not a stereotypical way. "HELL, I DON'T GOT NO FIRE EXTINGUISHER UP IN HERE!"
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Post by Mizagium on Feb 4, 2010 16:22:59 GMT -5
"Why did you attack me?" Johnny said.
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Post by Mizagium on Feb 4, 2010 16:23:20 GMT -5
"HONKEY PLEASE. WE GOT BIG FIERY SHIT UP IN HERE AND YOU WORRIED 'BOUT 'DAT THANG THAT UP 'N' HAPPEN' 'TIRTEEN SECONDS AGO? SHIIIIIIIIIIIIT," Narrator yelled, in no way a stereotype.
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Post by Mizagium on Feb 4, 2010 16:23:39 GMT -5
"Hmmm, fine." Johnny grumbled. He dusted himself off and ran at Veralice again. This time intending to use the Ugly Stick's full power.
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Post by Mizagium on Feb 4, 2010 16:23:58 GMT -5
"AW, HELL, HERE WE GO AGAIN," Narrator said, still in no way a stereotype.
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Post by Mizagium on Feb 4, 2010 16:24:51 GMT -5
"You don't really want to do that, now, do you?" Veralice asked. A small portal was opened and the (Corrupted) Beauty Mirror appeared right in front of the emperor.
"Back down, now." Veralice commanded, his eyes glowing from beneath his dark hooded cloak.
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Post by Mizagium on Feb 4, 2010 16:25:10 GMT -5
Johnny was ready to use the FAlse Sheild against Narrator in the likely event that he woulf recklessly attack both he and Veralice.
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Post by Mizagium on Feb 4, 2010 16:25:38 GMT -5
Narrator, sensing that Johnny would hesitate, immediately stopped being a stereotype. Thinking quickly, he pulled a toothbrush out of his endless pockets.
"Hot potato," Narrator calmly declared.
With the accuracy of a lazer-guided knife, Narrator hurled the toothbrush. While it flew through the air at an impossible speed, the toothbrush began to EVOLVE. By the time it hit Veralice between the eyes, it was no longer a toothbrush. It was a starfish.
That's right, once again Narrator's total disregard for physics has inconvenienced Veralice, in a whole new way. The starfish effectively stuck to Veralice's face, covering his eyes and most of his nose.
"Was that undercooked?" Narrator said. "I think this one came out really well."
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Post by Mizagium on Feb 4, 2010 16:26:01 GMT -5
"Why can't you just join me, Johnny? Things would be easier for the both of us...I could even reunite you with your long lost sister..." Veralice said, ripping off the starfish from his face. Able to manipulate the Corrupted Beauty Mirror, he showed a picture of Johnny and his sister within the reflective glass.
"Oh, and Narrator, your disregard for physics is quite annoying, and your starfish is well done!" yelled Veralice, lighting the starfish on fire and throwing it back to Narrator.
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Post by Mizagium on Feb 4, 2010 16:26:21 GMT -5
Somewhere, Bill Nye the Science Guy is crying over the lack of physics that is Awesome Land.
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Post by Mizagium on Feb 4, 2010 16:26:44 GMT -5
"Sarah..." Johnny reached for the Mirror. He almost touched the surface but pulled himself back. "No." Johnny turned away. "It's not REAL!"
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Post by Mizagium on Feb 4, 2010 16:27:11 GMT -5
"Oh, really? How can you be so sure, Johnny?" Veralice said, trying to instill doubt into the lad's mind.
Veralice moved the mirror back into its dimension and said "I'll be back. Remember, I'll always leave the option for you to join me open." With that he went to McJimmy's to officially rename and transform the restaurant.
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Post by Mizagium on Feb 4, 2010 16:27:26 GMT -5
"Thank you, Narrator. You may have saved my life."
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Post by Mizagium on Feb 4, 2010 16:27:50 GMT -5
Veralice, as an afterthought, disbanded the ring of flame that was in the area earlier, setting everyone free. He opened the door to McJimmy's restaurant, and with a snap of his fingers the entire place was changed. The sign in front of the building now said "Omnistar" the new name of the restaurant. On the very top of the building was a giant golden V. The interior was now black, and almost everything had a darker tone to it aside from the cash register, which seemed very strange to Veralice, who approached it.
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Post by Mizagium on Feb 4, 2010 16:28:12 GMT -5
Narrator breathed, and the oncoming starfish halted and desintigrated to nothing.
"That's how it's done, booooiiiiiiii," Narrator said, feeling dirty for spelling boy like that. "Well, I have a fast food chain to attend to, so you're on your own for now what's-your-face."
Narrator once again mounted his ironing board and left the scene, narrating as he went.
"And lo, Johnny is faced with a difficult choice. How will he choose? Only time will tell. Amarillo Slim is still out of commission because Jimmy's internetz is busted. That's all for now, folks."
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Post by Mizagium on Feb 4, 2010 16:28:36 GMT -5
Johnny was left alone as Narrator went to manage his fast-food chain. Amarillo still stood frozen in time for some unknown reason.
"I guess I'm on my own..." Johnny went to examine the ruins of Veralice's town for clues.
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Post by Mizagium on Feb 4, 2010 16:28:54 GMT -5
"You there, cash register. You aren't a normal cash register, are you?" Veralice questioned the register, who was being attacked by a perverted fat man.
"Ugh, that thing McJimmy warned me about..." Veralice said in disgust at the fat man, who could not hear.
"DUUUUUUUURP." yelled the cash register, who revealed his true form as Derp-Bot, the mustachioed robot that can't speak proper English.
"Ah, it's you. Hmm, being attacked by a morbidly obese pervert, are you?" Veralice asked tauntingly, half enjoying the spectacle, half pitying it.
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