Awesome Land 5: Rebirth and Rice Krispies

[Razgat]

Galiana struggled to try and push Alastor away, but she couldn't. Cybele was much stronger and quick tempered.

"Get the hell off me." Cybele kicked Alastor away from her back towards Leon.

[Monika]

((LIMIT BREAK))

"S-Sorry..." Alastor sighed, brushing himself off. He was about to turn back to Leon and try once more when Cybele caught his eye. Memories of Tyras started rushing into his head. Alastor... came a mysterious voice from out of nowhere.

"Who...Who's there?" he asked timidly.

Alastor, it's me, Tyras! Your older brother, remember? came the voice.

"T-Tyras? You're alive?!" Alastor was about to cry.

Hell no! You saw with your own eyes that I exploded, didn't you?

"Oh...How are you talking to me then?" Tears welled up in Alastor's eyes.

I don't know. Maybe I'm using some form of magic from the GREAT BEYOND, or maybe you're just loopy. Either way, I'm here to tell you to stop being such a damn wuss! the voice yelled metaphysically.

"I...I'm sorry..." Alastor apologized, tears still in his eyes.

NO! That's exactly the problem! Stop being so damn timid and apologetic! Be more like me! Outgoing...passionate...explosive... Tyras' voice and Alastor couldn't help but share a chuckle at the last part.

"Tyras...I'll never be like you..." Alastor lamented.

And why not? What's stopping you? the voice demanded.

"Well, I...Um...You see..." No excuse came to Alastor's lips and he almost started crying.

Exactly. No reason whatsoever to be such a pansy. Now stop crying and get angry for once! Surely there's one person in the world whom you can't stand...a person whose very existence would drive you to your breaking point? The voice hinted.

"Well..." Alastor was staring straight at Cybele, shivering in rage.

There you go. Still have your ice magic and throwing knives?

"Of course." Alastor said firmly. From his pocket he produced a single, icy throwing knife.

Then you know what to do. Good luck. With that, Tyras' voice ceased communication and Alastor was different somehow. His long blue hair was waving from side to side and some form of invisible aura could clearly not be seen around him. It was as if he were undergoing a dramatic anime style transformation.

"Hahaha...I do believe you could learn a thing or two about manners. Take that!" Alastor yelled. Almost as if he were a robot, he stared at Cybele and scanned exactly where her two pistols were, throwing his knives with ungodly precision at the two spots, knocking the guns overboard and into the water.

[Razgat]

Cybele gasped and nearly jumped over board to reach after her pistols. She cringed when she heard a splash. "My pistols...."

Slowly, Cybele pulled herself back up and turned to glare at Alastor. Her expression was filled with hate, annoyance, and RAAAAAAAAAGE! "You BASTARD! What the hell was that for? Those were my pistols!"

[Monika]

"Perhaps it is because you just kicked me. Perhaps it's because, according to my surveillance cameras, you've been a rude little brat since your arrival. Perhaps it's because you killed my brother...Regardless of the reason, I am going to exact vengeance...for myself, and for anyone else you've ever harmed." Alastor closed his eyes and concentrated deeply. The temperature declined rapidly around the air of the ship. Slowly from the depths of the ocean rose an enormous iceberg which made its way toward one edge of the ship.


"I hope you enjoy swimming." Alastor smiled. The iceberg began ramming into the side of the ship, not damaging the indestructible S.S. Awesome, but creating enough force to knock people off of the edge. At this point Alastor wasn't concerned with the fates of everyone else on the ship. He desired only revenge.

[Razgat]

Cybele stumbled for a moment, but quickly regained her balance. Hunters had to be nimble on their feet. "How could a wuss like you suddenly grow a pair?"

Galiana wasn't as nimble as Cybele. She was small and light, and the ice on her face made her unbalanced and partially blind. She staggered forward and back until she finally slipped and fell backwards over the edge. Cybele jumped to grab her, but she was just out of reach. Galiana fell over the side of the boat and into the cold water beneath them.

[Monika]

Alastor cringed when he saw Galiana fall overboard but merely shook his head. I can't give up vengeance, not for anything...or anyone... he thought to himself. "Hmph. I have someone near and dear to me providing me with strength. I wouldn't expect you to understand that." Alastor remarked. As an aside, he whispered 'Sorry, Galiana' before concentrating again. Some of the water around the ship transformed into a giant fist. Since they were in the middle of a sea, he had to make the water colder than normal to freeze properly, so it was safe to say it was far below the standard freezing point.

The fist positioned itself to be directly above Cybele and prepared to slam down upon her.

[Razgat]

Galiana quickly rolled out of the way. "I understand your point, as crazy as it is, but your pointing the finger of blame at the wrong person. I never asked for a fight. It was a way of determining whether I lived or died. You should have directed your vengeance at the one who arranged the fight." She jumped onto the edge of the ship. "But it's too late now. I guess you were too much of a wuss to notice sooner."

She jumped off of the ship and into the water after Galiana. She was struggling to keep her head away from the waved. She could only breath through her nose, due to the ice, but it did manage to keep her afloat. Cybele quickly swam over to her and held her above water. She was shaking violently when Cybele reached her. If we don't get out of this water soon, we'll freeze to death.

[Monika]

Alastor peered over the edge of the ship and called down to Cybele. "Your survival meant his death, and so you are the one I will take my revenge upon. I don't care if his dying was the only way to spare you or even the entire world! He was my brother, he's been with me since birth, and he will be avenged at any cost!" Alastor stepped back from the edge of the ship toward Leon, this time conjuring an icy shield to protect him from a CAP'N L MAGIC ATTACK.

"Captain! Captain!" Alastor called.

"Yarr...What ye want, lad?" Leon asked. Since he wasn't being tapped on the shoulder, his reflexes weren't going haywire.

"Speed up the sailing to Really Cool Land. I've got business to attend." Alastor demanded.

"Yarr...Sure thing, lad." Leon slammed on the magical pedal that controlled the ship, and it began moving twice as quickly.

"Thanks." Alastor walked back toward the edge of the ship and stared at Cybele as they sped away. "You will freeze to death down there, Murderer. Perhaps your body temperature might become as cold as your heart!" With a bit more concentration, Alastor kept lowering the temperature of the ocean, trying to reach absolute zero.

[Myrdraxxis]

"Well...that turned out well!" Zais said happily. Due to his use of magic and music...there were a lot of explosions. The ship with leaning to one side and there was a fire in the background.

'My kinda party." Sidri said and the random shadow soldiers all nodded. Zais grinned but then thought of something.

"I really hope that my amazing mix of funk and magic didn't cause something weird in the multiverse.....oh well."


~~~~~~outside Awesome Land~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

The crackled and four figures were tossed out of a dimensional rift. They were all clad in armor and carrying halberd-lance things. The leader groaned and stood, looking around. "Guys..." he said. "This is definitely not Altinor..."

[thecheat]

Null-void portal appears. Narrator walks out. Badassness occurs. All the bitches are promptly fucked.

"Pardon me, might I be directed to the place currently most appropriate for hardcore shenanigans?"

[thecheat]

An answer was not needed.

"Don't mind if I do."

Narrator took a leisurely stroll to ship or whatever.

"Very-ice, I haven't seen you in a while. I guess you're still playing dress-up. And your name is still different. But you'll always be Very-ice to me, so just skip the middle man and go ahead and shove your accuracy facts where it's dark, warm, and most. Who is there to pummel around here? All these new names are stupid and seem to emulate Japanese cartoons. They need some excessively American Spongebob-style fuck-your-mother victory mixed in, and I'm just the paragon of all-that-should-never-have-been-and-is-glorious-for-that-very-reason to do it."

Enter the pie buffet.

[Bruce Leroy]

Blade that jumped on the boat and than started to get crunk. But than he relised that the music was horrible than gave Zais Lil Jon, DMX, and Ice Cube cd's to play

[Myrdraxxis]

"Yay food!" Zais ate the cds

[Razgat]

Cybele cursed and turned to try and see if they could swim anywhere safe. "Damnit, at this rate we'll freeze for sure."

Cybele glanced at Galiana. She was shaking violently, and her hand were on her face, trying to claw the ice off. The water just made it slippery and impossible. Cybele looked back towards the ship. She saw Alastor on the edge, doing something to the water. I get why that idiot would do something like this to me, but why Galiana? He wouldn't do anything to hurt someone innocent....

Cybele suddenly had an idea. "Hey, Alastor! Do you realize what you're doing?! You're becoming just like me! Throwing someone as cursed as I am out here is just something I would do, but to throw an innocent, disabled, poisoned girl into freezing waters where she would probably die? Even I wouldn't go that low!"

(Crispy Rice will be entering very soon.)

[Mizagium]

DINg-DONG.

"Why do we have a doorbell?" Ara asked Bill Nye.

"I like it," he responded. "It costs less than hiring a secretary. People don't have to make appointments, just ring the bell." He stood and went to answer it.

"Oh, hello," he said to Chancellor Awesome.

~~~~~

"Oh, what the hell..." Sarah scooped up the Ugly Stick, careful not to activate its powers. "Here, Cybele, grab on. I'll pull you up."

~~~~~

"Who is it, Master?"

Dietrich sighed. "He is PFG, the Lord of Portals. This is the Great Portal Terminus, the dimension where all portals lead."

"But we didn't come here the first time."

"Oh, that's my bad," PFG said. "I've been romping around Awesome Land for the last few years, so I've neglected my Portal duties...until now."

Dietrich gulped.

"You two get to be my first victims guests in quite some time..." He stopped and sniffed the air. "A great rift in the universe just occurred. I have to go."

"Wait-" but a portal swallowed the fat man.

"Now what?" Elberich looked to his master.

[Razgat]

Cybele quickly grabbed hold of the staff and pulled Galiana along with her. Once she was on board, she glared around the ship. "I'm so going to drown him...."

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Meanwhile, just outside the barrior around Awesome Land.........

"My army is ready." She looked over the thousands of soldiers created from rice krispies. Most of them were the standard soldiers, but some were elite. They resembled humans very much and dressed in all black, usually in trench coats and dark shirts and pants. They also covered their faces with scarves and hats and wore gloves. They carried many "silent" weapons like knives and little trinkets that could get the job done. These were her cereal killers.

But the best were her three henchmen. They wer extremely large and powerful. They were massive, superhuman-like beings that resembled tanks from L4D. Each had something different about him. The first had a little chef hat on him. This was Snap. The second had a red and white striped hat. This was Crackle. The last had a red soldier's hat. This was Pop. Together, they were her best henchmen, Snap, Crackle, and Pop.

Krispy turned to look at Holden. "I believe we're ready to break the border."

[Monika]

"Hmph." Alastor sighed and collapsed to the ground as an overwhelming feeling of relief enveloped him. A couple more minutes and I may have actually been a murderer. Alastor looked over at the pale, drenched duo that had narrowly avoided death. Sibling-Slaughterer is right. I can't stoop down to her level. I'm not that kind of person. Tyras said not to be weak, but that doesn't mean I have to murder others!

Alastor took a vial from his pocket and walked up to Galiana. "Galiana, I am terribly, terribly sorry for what I have done. If you can find it in your heart to forgive me, don't say anything." he commented, either disregarding or unaware that ice still coated her face. He then turned to Cybele and said with a smile "There are far superior ways for me to avenge my brother, without endangering others." Alastor placed a cotton swab in his vial, rubbing the swab around Cybele's nose and mouth swiftly. "A specialized batch of Streptococcus pneumoniae bacteria that will only affect you. Enjoy your disease." he smiled, walking up to Captain L.

"Yarr! That be the most marvelous show of Awesome I've seen in a while!" Captain L announced. "Three cheers fer Sarah the lifesaver and Alastor the almost murderer!" Roaring applause erupted from the ship's boarders. "And on that note, we've reached Really Cool Land! All passengers who'd like t' get off, do so now. All else, stay on the ship for our next adventure." Captain L nodded to Sarah in appreciation of the lifesaving and a signal to land.

[thecheat]

Narrator calmly rifted universe while waiting for an answer. Then waiting became stupid. Fuck waiting.

"Who the hell are you, sad-sad?" Alastor was still looking over the side of the boat when thus addressed. Narrator uses the word thus sometimes. I am Narrator.

[Razgat]

Cybele stood for a moment, frozen. "What....the hell did you just do to me?"

Galiana ignored Cybele and ran up to Alastor to shake him and turn him around to face her. She pointed at her face and tried to take the ice off.

[thecheat]

START AN ADVENTURE SO I CAN CONTRIBUTE MINIMALLY