Awesome Land 5: Rebirth and Rice Krispies

[Razgat]

(I need Tyler for that so I can bring in Krispy)

[thecheat]

SEND US DOWN THE GODDAMNED RABBIT HOLE

[thecheat]

If nobody does anything soon I'll create my own plot. And it will be glorious. Don't test me.

[Monika]

"Good evening. You must be Sir William Nye, founding father of Dynasty City." Chancellor Awesome grabbed Bill's hand. "I am the new Chancellor of Awesome Land. That is to say, I hold the just-created position of Her Imperial Majesty's second-in-command following the...unfortunate passing of the most previous one." C. Awesome laughed nervously at the subject, knowing that Laurine was partly responsible for a horrific amount of the damage done to the land.

"As such, I have come to greet you all and, more importantly, discuss the Awesome Land Empire. As you are well aware, this land is formerly of the Empire and thus it is in my best interests to reclaim Dynasty City in the name of Awesome Land..." C. Awesome sighed beneath his mask and cleared his throat. "Of course, what is even more beneficial to me and my country is getting off to a good start with all other nations. Therefore, I am giving you the choice. You may either rejoin the empire as a federated state, or you may be recognized as an independent, sovereign nation, which brings me to my next point..." Chancellor Awesome conjured up a few glasses of water in front of himself and Bill and took a large swig of one, preparing to deliver the news.

"If you choose to be independent, be aware that the Committee of Magicians Against Science, COMAS, bears a new leader, William Cauldwell, and he will mercilessly attack Dynasty City until it is no more. He wields the power of the Null-Void and is not a force to be trifled with." Chancellor Awesome said gravely, shaking his head solemnly.

[Monika]

"The name is Alastor, head of the Science and Technology Department of Awesome Land." Alastor extended his hand to Narrator's for ye olde handshake.

[thecheat]

"I will call you Carlos. Also, judging by what's written two panels above this, you are going to be having an issue with some COMAS soon. And null-voids. In other words, I'd start trying to get your hands on a bigger stick. Luckily for you, I have access the sticks so big they're actual trees."

[thecheat]

SEXUAL UNDERTONES

[Mizagium]

"Ah, yes...COMAS." Bill sighed and rubbed his temples. "I think I'll take the first option for now, since Dynasty's founding was solely for a peaceful land. But I've seen Aurora. If anything, we'll find peace now."

He paused. "I still think Cauldwell will come after me anyway..."

~~~~~

Johnny continued to roll around in his hospital bed.

[Razgat]

(AHEM!!!!!!!!!)

Feb 5, 2010 15:51:24 GMT -5 Razgat said:

Meanwhile, just outside the barrior around Awesome Land.........

"My army is ready." She looked over the thousands of soldiers created from rice krispies. Most of them were the standard soldiers, but some were elite. They resembled humans very much and dressed in all black, usually in trench coats and dark shirts and pants. They also covered their faces with scarves and hats and wore gloves. They carried many "silent" weapons like knives and little trinkets that could get the job done. These were her cereal killers.

But the best were her three henchmen. They wer extremely large and powerful. They were massive, superhuman-like beings that resembled tanks from L4D. Each had something different about him. The first had a little chef hat on him. This was Snap. The second had a red and white striped hat. This was Crackle. The last had a red soldier's hat. This was Pop. Together, they were her best henchmen, Snap, Crackle, and Pop.

Krispy turned to look at Holden. "I believe we're ready to break the border."

[Mizagium]

Fine. Using the last precious minutes of my time, Holden summoned his power and was like KAMEHAMEHA all over that barrier, you dig? It was all like as ;HIO SRTJIO;HSDFLIHV HSFLHKSFL;IHV;LDSL;FDLKJHF and then it shattered like. Shit was so cash.

"We're in"

[Razgat]

Cow-girl wandered around the Void Land on top of her cow with the other two following behind her. "I think I'll name you Milkshake, you Custard, and you Puddin'. Now that we're all situated with eachother, let's be friends!"

Cow-girl giggled as the cows gave a low ''moo''. She scanned the void in front of her and noticed someone far ahead. He looked familiar. She was sure she had seen him with that one girl, Cybele. "HOLY COW! I SEE YOU! HEY!!!!!!!!!" She darted off on top of her cow.

[Razgat]

Krispy smiled with delight. She hurriedly stepped over the border and into Awesome Land. She glanced around for a moment, basking in her triumph, even though it was technically Holden's. She turned around to face her army. "A new age shall begin. We will no longer remain ignored! We will reign mighty and strong! Everyone will take notice and learn to fear us! Everyone!"

There was a loud cheer from her army, but Krispy's smile faded into a hard, angered expression. "Everyone will notice. Even them."

[Monika]

"Welcome back to the Empire." C. Awesome beamed, shaking Bill's hand. "And fear not, Sir Nye." C. Awesome assured him. "You may rest knowing that you and your people shall remain safe from the clutches of COMAS. I will do everything within my power to ensure it! And now, as my welcome back gift to you..." C. Awesome hovered in the air, looking out one of the windows to see nothing but destruction before him. Raising his hands toward the heavens, he announced "By the power of the Alspire! With the Four Great Pillars that protect you, resurrect this once proud nation and restore its former glory!" Immediately the earth began to shake violently and a heavy downpour deluged the surrounding area. Outside of Bill's tower, all remnants of poison were being washed from the land and plants began to grow where death had lain just moments before. The water was now pure, the earth was thriving, and no toxic fumes poisoned the air. The land was as perfect as when it had first been settled; perhaps it was even more perfect.

C. Awesome descended back to the floor so he was at eye level with Bill. "There you are. Everything has been restored to perfection..." He looked outside, laughed heartily and corrected himself. "Except for the people. There is no way to bring someone back to life, so you'll have to restore the population yourself." He pulled down his mask just enough so that Bill could see him winking. I WONDER WHAT HE WAS TRYING TO IMPLY *COUGH*SEX*COUGH*PROCREATION*COUGH*

C. Awesome replaced the mask in the proper position and, with a final farewell, disappeared.
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BACK IN AWESOME LAND:

Aurora's Grand Imperatrix badge, an object that was linked to the Alspire and the four pillars surrounding it, began to tremble violently. "Hm? What's wrong now?" she asked exasperatedly. "Please don't tell me that there's something wrong with the pillars!" The elemental pillars were the primary source of power for the barrier that protected Awesome Land, and the badge seemed to be resonating in a way that indicated the pillars weren't doing their job.

Aurora walked over to the Alspire and looked up at the four pillars around it. Not one of them was outputting any energy into the barrier, meaning someone had either damaged them (which was highly unlikely due to their location and power) or so irreparably damaged the barrier that the pillars no longer felt the need to try to hold it.

"Whoever did this is going to suffer!" she yelled. Black, scaly wings burst out through the sides of her robe as she ascended into the air, scouring the land for the perpetrators.

[Myrdraxxis]

The four mage-knights wandered around Awesome Land, confused. "So...the best I can determin, we were pulled through some sort of portal it this dimension." Neero observed. Jak grunted.

"Cool."

"No it's not cool! In case you forgot, there's a war going on back home!" Neero snapped. Suddenly they realized they were being watched.

They turned to see....a rather strange man watching them. "Greetings. I am Gabriel Ebron." He bowed formally. Neero, Jak, Yu and Kaelyr stared at him.

"Hi?" Jak answered.

"I was wondering..." Gabriel said. "Those outfits of yours. I can tell you guys are mages of some sort, right?"

"Errr, yeah."

"Excellent! Please come with me."

"But wait-" Gabriel suddenly teleported the five of them away.

[Razgat]

Krispy led her army into the interior of Awesome Land. They took shelter in a near by forest to ensure that they would not be seen, at least not easily. If anyone got close enough to detect them, they wouldn't live long enough to report what they saw.

The Cereal Army put themselves into groups and began to train themselves. Snap, Crackle, and Pop, however, remained near Krispy, who was perched on a large rock, looking towards the city that really was Awesome Land. She brushed some of the stray curls away from her dark eyes.

"I need a way to approach them. A way to demonstrate my authority and to ensure that I recieve total power. But what......"

[Myrdraxxis]

Suddenly Zais, out for his evening stroll, happened upon the camp...happily munching away on his never ending rice crispy cereal. He paused mid-step when he saw the army. "Err....."

[Razgat]

Parts of the army who had been near him looked up at his approach. They were the elite group. The Cereal Killers. They immediately flew from their spots towards Zais, many of them wielding swords, nunchucks, and maces. There were about thirty of them. They formed a tight circle around him to ensure that he wouldn't escape.

Meanwhile, Krispy was approached by one of the normal cereal soldiers. Snap, Crackle, and Pop parted to let him through. "My leader, Krispy, the elite have found a wanderer who has approached the camp. He was carrying a bowl of our origins when he happened upon us."

Krispy's dark eyes sparkled. "What does he look like soldier?"

"He's dressed in black, leader, and appears to be very powerful. His face is hooded, however."

Krispy immediately smiled after hearing the description. "Hold him there. I know of him."

The soldier departed to inform the elite of their orders. Krispy called after him. "And bring him to me!"

Once the soldier was gone, she giggled. "I should have realized this sooner." She turned to her henchmen. "Snap, Crackle, Pop, assemble the troops. Perhaps we have a plan after all."

[Myrdraxxis]

Zais glanced around at the soldiers, mentally sizing them up. "My god..is that cereal? Looks delicious! I wonder what would happen if I ate one?"

"Excuse me sir," He walked up to one of the soldiers. "Can I eat you?"

[Razgat]

The soldier answered by drawing his sword back, preparing to hit, but a soldier suddenly yelled "STOP!"

All of the elite glanced around with annoyed looks on their faces. "The Leader wishes to see him." the soldier said, "She wants you to bring him to her."

The elite shrugged. Five of them grabbed Zais while the others surrounded him to prevent his escape. They began to drag him along with them until they reached the spot where Krispy was. Snap, Crackle, and Pop all stood in a line, preventing Zais from seeing her.

"You are Zais, I presume?"

[Myrdraxxis]

"Do i know you?"