Awesome Land II: The War of Four Kings [archive]

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"You didn't kill any of them, did you?" Knox asked. Crass noticed he was back and rushed up to him. he listened intently on every word Zais said.

Jace and Sherri were still off somewhere...

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"Um....They....Kinda....deconstruct the building then rebuild it. Its quite epyk!" Kayne felt nostalgic. Vincent went to a physics defying practice room, that came from his cloak sleeve, to practice.

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Derp-bot appeared in midair next to Lacquer as he was still flying, rubbing his painfully throbbing butt. Derp-bot handed Lacquer a Time-Turner. Lacquer pressed a button, and time was turned back to before the incident with Zais' stupid scythe. His butt stopped hurting because nothing had happened yet. As Zais swung his scythe toward Lacquer, the Tuba Lord parried the attack with his sword, Vor'em, then shoved his sword in Zais' mouth.

"Hey, look!" Lacquer cried childishly. "It's a magic trick!"

He pulled Vor'em from Zais' throat as he was gagging, then he kicked Zais into the air in the same direction he had been thrown before, which was technically after, which technically didn't exist because it never happened, which means the future doesn't exist, which means Zais disappeared into the Time Gap (similar to a Null Void in that it is separate from the real world and cuts any inhabitants off from normal time and life) because he was reenacting Lacquer's not-future.

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Johnny, Sarah, and Cha Cha materialized in the Pocket of Darkness. That is just what it was: dark. Johnny unsheathed Katakari and a brilliant light enveloped them and revealed the features of this tiny dimension.

"Can either of you feel the True Sword's energy?" Johnny asked.

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"Wait what? Deja vu. Or whatever." Kayne used bubble.

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Cha Cha shook his head.

"No, I - wait. I think I feel something."

He spun around, looking in every direction for some sign of the True Sword. He felt something. He was sure of it.

"Ah!" he said, disgusted at himself. "I lost it."

He pulled his Trumpet out and put his half of the Soul Patch he and Sarah shared in the lead pipe. He began playing Fire of Eternal Glory in a kind of mock hope that the Phantom Regiment's motto song would reveal the Sword to them.

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It failed.

"Wait...there..." Sarah pointed down a dark alley (lol). "It's that way." Without waiting for the others, she started down it.

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The Nom Nom fish jumped out of the Sea and landed on Super Land.

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Zais suddenly popped up back in regular Awsome Land like nothing had happened. "Jeez even now you are late." he said with a sigh. "And I'm still here! you have tried to use someone else's character and thus time itself has conspired against you!"

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Tuba Justin randomly poped out of a tree in the middle of the ocean, and he thought it best that he should eat the sky. so he found a nice cloud to eat. and he did so while screaming "nom nom nom tubas eat the sky" and then after that satisfying meal he was thirsty so he tried to drink the ocean but it was to salty. so he sat there and thought for a few years on how to deal with the situation. after years of contemplation he discovered that the best answer was to find another source of water. so he thought about it for 20 more years. he then realized he could eat a rain cloud. so he nom nom'ed it up. satisfied he then took a nap inside of his tuba

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The Nom Nom fish crawled up to Tube Justin and said "NOmNOM NOM!"

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Tuba Justin saw the fish and was overjoyed, exitedly he yelled "hi Mr. nom nom fish, want to be best freinds?" he then invited the fish to hang out inside of his tuba for a while

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"OKAY NOM NOM!" The Nom Nom fish hopped inside the tuba.

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Tuba Justin and the nom nom fish eat lunch together (which was parts of the sky) and talked about life in the old country

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Perverted Fat Guy and Derp-bot walked up to the tuba.

"Derp derp derp," Derp-bot said.

"Derp derp derp," PFG mimicked.

They jumped in the tuba and joined Tuba Justin and the Nom Nom Fish for their lunch of cloud nom noms.

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Suddenly Shtoople jumped inside the tuba screaming, "i dont cant ate fiss on furdray, but toadai are unmonsondar! I eat noom noom fiss!!!!!!"

And with that, Shtoople ate the nom nom fish.

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PFG, being everywhere at all times, appeared from the sky, swinging on a rope and yelling like Tarzan. But he wasn't paying any attention to where he was going. Cha Cha looked up.

But too late. Cha Cha and PFG collided, the Trumpet Hero falling unconscious. The last thing he saw was Sarah's face, her concerned expression. He heard her voice fading away: "Cha Cha! Cha Cha!" Then all went dark.

When he awoke, he felt a strange sensation of rocking. Cha Cha opened his eyes and saw that he was in a small wooden room. There was a map and charts on a table in the middle of the room. The Captain's quarters. At the top of the map was written Course of The Lauren, Captained by Commodore Estdyn.

Two men were in the room discussing their plans. Cha Cha was still sligthly disoriented, but he caught enough to know what was going on.

Sarah and Johnny and gotten Cha Cha out of the Pocket of Darkness and had given Estdyn, of the Special Royal Navy, strict orders to watch over Cha Cha. He was to be transported to Really Cool Land to be kept under the care of King Arthur and his personal doctors. He was not, under any circumstances, to be allowed to return to Awesome Land for at least a month.

Cha Cha closed his eyes. A month without Sarah... But she was right. He needed to rest. That run-in with the Perverted Fat Guy had done more harm than expected.

He soon drifted off into a deep sleep.

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Realizing a fight to the death with the Imperial Prince would end in nothing but the destruction of all of Awesome Land, Xero lowered his Sword and stepped back. Phantom and Rowlek did the same, having come to the same conclusion. Phantom jammed Strad into the floor and a puff of smoke enveloped the three friends and the Phantom Regiment. When the smoke cleared, they were gone.

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"Troops!" Xero called. They had reappeared beside the Poltergeist. "It takes a good army to follow its leader. Good soldiers to make a good army. And a good leader to know when to fight and when to retreat." The Regiment listened intently.

Phantom spoke up now. "The war in Awesome Land has become too fearsome and chaotic. Nothing can be assured but total destruction. I do not wish to take part in the destruction of this great nation. Therefore, I am withdrawing our forces to Ausum Land until further notice."

The Regiment was silent. Then Lacquer piped up, "You heard the Colonel! We're moving out! To stations!"

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Rowlek joined in with the Regiment, scrambling onto the Poltergeist. He had had enough of war life. He wanted a more peaceful life. He did not wish to return to Special Land. He would be forced to return to his life as a guard. More stressful violence.

No. He would not go to Special Land. He would not stay here. He would go to the musical land of Ausum Land. Surely it would be more peaceful there.

Lacquer took the wheel as Phantom and Xero went to the Captain's quarters. Rowlek went below decks, sat on a strange crate with an orange lid and green writing on the side that said Derp, the rum of the land, and grabbed an oar. Then the command came.

"Weigh anchors!" The Poltergeist lurched forward, and they surged away from Awesome Land. Away from war. Toward Ausum Land. Toward peace. Toward rest. Toward calm.

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Zais looked around at the destruction that was unfolding. Immigrants were slowly taking over and stealing money from the government, the economy was plunging and a terrorist and an old guy were running to be the next leader-wait oops wrong world. Anyways, The Chaos faction had pushed their way into the heart of Awsome Land...and were doing their thing. The Necron were destroying anything that held life. Terror was descending on the local residents and civil war and strife were rampant.

Zais smiled an evil smile. "Yes. Soon this land will fall under my thumb." he cackled evilly. "Now then, the only thing left to do..." he trailed off and then teleported himself away.
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John panted and ran faster through the city streets. All around him houses were in flames and people were dying. The Chaos army had attacked the town of Faerin only hours before, and now the whole town was burning. John jumped into an alleyway to hide as two Chaos soldiers ran past. John watched them leave with a heavy heart. He recognized them as members of the village who had succumbed to the whisperes of Chaos. John frowned.

"I will not die here." he muttered, thinking of his wife and child, who had fled to the country when this whole ordeal started. "I can't die here." his words drove him on as he ran again, heading to the center of the town. He passed a few people who were, unsuccessfully, trying to fight off some Chaos cultists. He dashed around a corner and then froze. He had reached the town center, but it was now crawling with Chaos marines. John swore and began to back up into an alley. Suddenly a portal appeared in the middle of the Chaos troops.
It opened to reveal a man dressed in a black cloak, carrying a large scythe. The Chaos soldiers looked at him in confusion for a moment before charging at him in fury. The man cocked his head and swung the scythe faster than John could follow. Instantly ten of the Chaos men dropped dead. The man began to chant and suddenly all the others lit up in flames.
John watched all this in awe. The strange man set about killing all Chaos soldiers he came into contact with. Soon, all Chaos soldiers had died. Many of the surviving villagers crept out of hiding into the town square where the man now stood. John exited his hiding place and stepped foward.
"W-who are you?" he asked unsteadily. The man looked at him and smiled, making something swell inside John.

"I.." the man began. "I am Awsome Land's savior." He now turned to adress the crowd. 'I have watched as this land has fallen to destruction. War now ravages this land and all its citizens. When all others who have sworn to defend this land have abandoned you, I will defend your homes and families. I will put an end to this and bring back the light to Awsome Land!" he yelled out. Many of the villagers started cheering and crying. John felt hope inside him now. "What is your name?" he asked meekly. The man turned to him again.

"I am Zais. I am your savior." he said simply. The villagers instantly took up a cheer, hailing their new savior. John gazed at him. This man would save them. This man...no this couldn't possibly be a man. John smiled.

"All hail Zais, our new leader!" he shouted. Zais smiled down at the crowd. His plan had now been set.

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Tuba Justin was so pissed his new freind got eaten he went back into the tree forever

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Two Chaos soldiers were patrolling along the road. Both were argueing about important Chaos stuff.

"And I'm telling you, Spongebob is an amazing tv show." one argued. The other shook his head in exasperation.

"No no, the really amazing one is Dora the explorer! That little chica is hilarious!" ......yeah.

The first one was about to reply when an arrow hit him in the head. He toppled over dead and the other marine raised his bolter in alarm. He didn't have time to do anything else as two more arrows came out of nowhere and struck him down. A moment later three figures stepped out from the brush.

"Nice shot there John." one complimented. John smiled at him and then turned to the two soldiers. He scowled in distaste. "Come, we must tell Lord Zais. These Chaos bastards are getting closer each day. And with the Necron in the south...we must act quickly." the other two nodded.

John was now the leader of a scout squad in the newly organized militia. Zais had rallied the villagers of Faerin together and they had managed to push Chaos out of the surrounding area. They moved on to other towns, saving them and rallying more people until an army had been formed. Currently they resided near the center of Awsome Land, with Faerin as the capital city.
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John and his scouts walked briskly back into the small warcamp, just outside of the city of (insert name here) John searched the camp until he found who he was looking for.

"Sir!" he said running up to Zais. Zais turned to him and smiled.

"Ah, John! What do you have to report?" he asked in a kind voice. John still couldn't belive how Zais maintained his kind personality with all the strife around him. It made John's respect for the man skyrocket.

"Sir, the Chaos soldiers are getting closer. It seems they want to take the city." John said. Zais nodded.
"Hmm..." Zais thought for a moment. "John, you have been in charge of the scouting force have you not?" he asked suddenly. John hesitated before nodding.
"Yes sir." he replied. Zais nodded again.
"Good. You have yet to lose a man and your tactics have proven to be superb. I am now placing a regiment under your command. Defend this city at all costs. Good luck to you, COLONEL John." he said and then left. John stared at where Zais left in shock. Colonel? Him?

"Sir, orders?" John was snapped out of his thoughts and turned to a young soldier.

"Well you heard him. Make ready the defences! We must defend this city at all costs!" the soldier nodded and ran off. John began to bark orders to the troops.

'I will make you proud, sir' he thought.

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Larus ran towards the infested city. as he sprinted towards the doomed polis, a chaos sniper had him in his sights. Larus sensed this trooper and turned to to make a preempted strike. but he was too late.

Larus now dwells within the Ecellsiarch, the Emperor's realm. He is now prepering for the Last Battle of The Immateriam. however, he still worries about the fate of Awesome land.

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Deus looked upon the globe, watching the spread of evil throughout his beloved land. Deus took it upon himself to take matters into his own hands. He crafted a being with enough power to unleash an apocalypse, but he gave this being the gift of true compassion. Armed with sword and shield, this new hero sent down to the world.
Kyron is the name of this being, and he shall cleans this plane of Zais' taint.