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Post by Mizagium on Mar 3, 2011 23:32:39 GMT -5
NARRATOR HAS BEEN CHILLING IN THE SKY WITH HIS JETPACK THIS WHOLE TIME
Narrator thought back onto more of his history. He remembered the Vikings. He remembered leading them in their pillaging. He figured that they would be useful now. Suddenly, several dozen Viking longships on wheels arrived and came to a screeching halt below Narrator's position.
"BY ODIN'S RAVENS WE SHALL BRING ORDER TO AWESOME LAND," Narrator cried. Narrator then winked, and rainbows sprung forth, arching across all of Awesome Land. The Vikings climbed these magical rainbows and jumped off, pulling their parachute cords as they fell. VIKING PARATROOPERS THAT'S RIGHT I WENT THERE.
The Vikings descended on Awesome Land, raping and pillaging all the invading armies of Chaos and Necron. The basic order and plotline of the land was restored, and the Nordic hordes rushed to their motorized land-based longships. The Vikings left Awesome Land, for justice had been achieved.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 3, 2011 23:33:03 GMT -5
Zais blinked in utter confusion before snapping his fingers and by defying physics everything went back to the way it was before the vikings. "well it was a nice try." he said to nobody before jumping off to God-knows where.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 3, 2011 23:33:16 GMT -5
Narrator doesn't tolerate the changing of the physics he changed. He pressed ctrl+z and undid what Zais redid. SUCK MY PHYSICS.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 3, 2011 23:33:29 GMT -5
Zais killed Narrators loved ones and pissed on their graves.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 3, 2011 23:33:38 GMT -5
Kyron then descended from his flying chariot and engaded Zais in pitched combat.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 3, 2011 23:33:49 GMT -5
Zais dodged the punch and put up his hands in a surrender gesture. "Hey, I still have more plot things to acomplish so can we do this at a more appropriate time?"
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 3, 2011 23:34:02 GMT -5
Johnny and Sarah returned to the Pocket of Darkness to look for the True Sword.
Ridley cam back to life and left the story FOREVER!
The Nom Nom fish also cam back to life and returned to the Sea of That's What You Think.
Oh, and Organization XXI left Super Land to go home to Fun Land.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 3, 2011 23:34:13 GMT -5
Colonel John led a small contingent through a random tunnel. Necron had been sighted in the area and they had to investigate. THe Necron had actually almost all been destroyed a random super lighting bolt (which I like to call plot lighting!) Aside from the few remaining Chaos bands, Awsome Land was almost free again. John had been fighting for two hard, bloody weeks to eradicate any threats to his land. Now they were here, picking off the scraps.
"Sir, contact!" one of his scouts shouted. John grabbed his sword and pressed forward. There was a small band of Necron warriors barring their way. The men roared and charged at the skeletal warriors. The warroirs slowly raised their green guns and fired. Two men to John's left shrieked as they were struck. John growled and lept onto the nearest warrior. After weeks of fighting the monsters he knew how to kill them efficiently. A quick stab to the throat and it was done. The other men were following his example and quickly the battle was done. John panted and then led his men onward.
THey came to a small room with a single book inside. "Sir? What is it?" one of the soldiers, only a boy, asked. John cautiously stepped up to the book and flipped it open. His eyes widened as he scanned the contents.
"Sir?" the same soldier asked. John ignored him and flipped the book over, scanning the title.
"The idiots guide to Necromany." he said softly.
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Zais stood in the center of the city of (insert name here).
"We have won!" he shouted to the assembled crowd. "Chaos has been pushed back and the necron all but defeated! Now Awsome Land can begin to heal." the crowd cheered in response.
"Thus, Awsome Land needs a leader! One of the people. One who can defend its own borders!" the crownd immedialtly began to call out Zais' name.
"We want you!" they all yelled. Zais grinned wickedly beneath his hood.
"I accept." he said. The crowd cheeared again, not realizing fully what they had done. Zais smiled and waved for a bit, and then did his little telepotation thingy and appeared next to Kyron.
"Okay we can fight now."
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 3, 2011 23:34:23 GMT -5
"okay," said kyron. So he shoop da whooped Zais and the chaos army.
peace was restored to awesome land.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 3, 2011 23:34:43 GMT -5
Zais jumped out of the blast and swept his EPYK scythe at Kyron.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 3, 2011 23:34:53 GMT -5
Kyron followed it up with destroying the universe, then recreating it without the chaos army.... just kidding.
Kyron parried the scythe thrust and countered with a a jab of his sword.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 3, 2011 23:35:05 GMT -5
Ridley decided that he should come back to Awesome Land, so he brought his brother, Riley, and his sister, Rachael.
There they got some tacos and chilled for a little bit.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 3, 2011 23:35:18 GMT -5
Kyron begged for Derrick's god-powers to aid him. And so i teleported Zais onto mars and blew it up.
Originality was finally returned to awesome land
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 3, 2011 23:35:29 GMT -5
They found the True Sword, found the Nom Nom fish, killed it, and took back the other Artifacts of Wisdom
they joined Ridley and his siblings for Tacos.
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