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Post by Mizagium on May 21, 2010 14:00:33 GMT -5
Narrator discovered the LAWLASAURUS, WHICH EATS PONIES AND DOESN'T AFRAID OF ANYTHING.
"Hmmmm, a NEW dragon-thing..." Narrator observed from the ship. "Who's still up there anyways? I wonder if they have a rocket launcher..."
Narrator shot a rocket in Chrono Ridley's general direction. It exploded on the wall behind him. Narrator wants to make sure nobody forgets how great he is.
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Post by Mizagium on May 21, 2010 14:00:59 GMT -5
Taenas and Walter stared in awe as Time Keeper performed the unholy act of fusing with OMEGA RIDLEY.
"I'll stop fighting you for now." Taenas addressed the Vainguard. CHRONO RIDLEY was going to be a much more dangerous foe. Walter and Taenas and their remaining dragon riders flew inside the Clock Tower, mere feet away from CHRONO RIDLEY.
"You! Who are you!?" Emperor Walter yelled to the dragon/human/clock monster thing. He held his spear closer to him in preparation for battle.
Meanwhile, Veralice and Dante were done whistling as they had run out of songs. The duo ran after Phantom and the Mirror's captor, still invisible.
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Post by Mizagium on May 21, 2010 14:01:29 GMT -5
Meanwhile, in the forest above Veralice and Dante...
Boba Fett sat in the trees above the two sorcerers. He had to wait until one of them left, or they both fell asleep. This was all part of the job. Though there usually was more action...
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Shadow successfully destroyed Motevator66's army, though the leader himself was no where to be found...
He gather his troops and turned back to the Clock Tower in time to see the birth of CHRONO RIDLEY.
~Uh-oh...~
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Near the ruins of Omnistar, the first squad of the Really Cool Army (RCA) entered Awesome Land. They were headed by General Tamwyn. He glanced around at this strange land. The first thing he noticed were the lack of physics and the multitude of plot devices.
~What a strange land...~
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CHRONO RIDLEY flew up into the air: high above the Clock Tower. He gathered his army of Winged Vainguard. He fired a Void-ray at them, tuning them into the Voidguard.
Pleased, CHRONO RIDLEY turned to his true task. He raised his scaly arms high over his head. The hourglass emblem shone brighter and brighter until...
A massive ball of Void-Energy gathered over his head. With a screech CHRONO RIDLEY released it. It hovered over the land. It grew larger until all of Awesome Land was pulled into the Null-Void! Land, buildings, armies and all.
The even WEIRDER part? The Null-Void is contained in CHRONO RIDLEY's chest!
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Post by Mizagium on May 21, 2010 14:01:44 GMT -5
"Where could that mirror have gone? And where are we?" Veralice whispered to Dante from his lost place in the forest. Despite being the former emperor, he had no idea of some of the scenery in Awesome Land.
"You ever consider that it's at a different altitude than we are?" Dante asked, somewhat annoyed with Veralice's two dimensional thinking.
"That's ridiculous. But I'll go with it anyway." Veralice said. "FIRAGA!" came the loud yell of Dante and Veralice together. They began burning down the trees in an attempt to clear the forest so they could more easily locate the Vanity Mirror.
EDIT: "Oh, and does it seem...Negative...In here to you?" Dante asked Veralice, completely unaware that they were all inside Chrono RIDLEY's chest.
"I always feel negative, so that's nothing new." Veralice replied, burning more trees.
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Post by Mizagium on May 21, 2010 14:01:58 GMT -5
Boba had to jet-pack out of the way of FIRGA to avoid being burned, although he would probably been okay...
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Post by Mizagium on May 21, 2010 14:02:20 GMT -5
"There. Finished at last." Veralice said. He removed his hooded cloak to reveal another hooded cloak as he hadn't changed clothes since the first season of Awesome Land. He and Dante had successfully burned down the entire forest but still had no trace of the Vanity Mirror.
Taenas and Walter were utterly confused as they had been staring at RIDLEY moments ago, but now they were completely lost. "WTF IS GOING ON?" Taenas demanded no one in particular.
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Post by Mizagium on May 21, 2010 14:02:34 GMT -5
"Sir, we have just reported some enemy troops in the woods next to the clock tower" said captain Cody
"kill them all but take a prisoner so we can interogate him or her" said motevator666
the 501st went to the woods next to the clock tower and quickly killed all of the troops there exept for two they captured Rowlek, and Teharlu
Captain Cody walked up next to the two prisoners and said "the boss only needs one"
then he pulled out his blaster and shot Teharlu in the forhead
pointing at Rowlek, Captain Cody barked out an order "take him back to the FoEG" weve got other buisiness to attend to
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Post by Mizagium on May 21, 2010 14:02:56 GMT -5
Narrator was not happy about Awesome Land being sucked into the Null Void/Chrono Ridley.
"Alright, that's it. I don't like being assimilated into some villainous dragon thing. THE SHIT IS ON NOW. LET'S HUG IT OUT, BITCHES!" Narrator roared.
Narrator used his mighty boot to kick a hole in the inescapable dimension known as the Null Void.
"TAKE IT!"
Narrator left this new and impossible dimensional hole open for anyone else that wanted to escape or enter the Null Void after he stepped through it, showing up at the bottom of the Clock Tower.
"You coming Cha Cha? We should probably fight that bad guy." Narrator asked.
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Post by Mizagium on May 21, 2010 14:03:10 GMT -5
Captain Cody recieved a new mission, the 501st was to track down a certain dark quick thing that took out 2000 clone troopers
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Post by Mizagium on May 21, 2010 14:03:24 GMT -5
Shadow stopped in his tracks. He could feel the effects of the Null-Void on his being. He had to catch his breath
He notice his image begin to waver, it fizzled in and out. He swore and dug deeper into this powers to keep his disguise from fading.
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Post by Mizagium on May 21, 2010 14:03:36 GMT -5
Taenas and Walter, now inside the Time Keeper (that's really creepy) and RIDLEY, sat down with the remnants of their Dragon Riders in the hopes of finding a plan to defeat the monster and restore chaos to Awesome Land. One Dragon Rider happened to stay silent during their discussion; she was too busy sharpening her blade.
"There must be something we can do. If we are to regain control than this monster and his ruler must be stopped." said the emperor.
"Yes. That's absolutely right. But we already know that. We need to think of a way to stop him." said the Imperial Prince. In their heated discussion, both were completely unaware of the hole Narrator had created.
Meanwhile, Veralice and Dante resumed the search for the Vanity Mirror.
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Post by Mizagium on May 21, 2010 14:04:07 GMT -5
General Tamwyn and his men were unsure what just happened. The great Dragon thing that was in the sky was gone. A bright white flash had occurred and...
He tunred behind him to see Really Cool Land. It wasn't there. Instead a huge wall of whiteness blocked his way. He called for the rest of his troops and they worked out a plan...
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Post by Mizagium on May 21, 2010 14:04:27 GMT -5
CHRONO RIDLEY closed the hole right after Narrator dove through it. Narrator had noticed the hole beginning to seal itself.
He dove for it but was too slow. He was selaed out of Awesome Land.
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Post by Mizagium on May 21, 2010 14:04:59 GMT -5
To pass the time, one of Taenas' female soldiers began to record a song. She had brought several guitars instead of weapons and handed them to the most elite of the Dragon Riders. Automatically knowing the lyrics, they began to sing and play to the tune of Through the Fire and Flames.
Ohmigosh it's the Null Void
It will consume the whole world
It is fused with an evil ruler
and will eat the boys and girlz
OMFG We're all really screwed
Unless someone saves the day
I hate being in this dumb place
It's so extremely gay.
They continued to sing as Taenas and Walter stopped to listen.
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Post by Mizagium on May 21, 2010 14:05:13 GMT -5
Tamwyn and his troops decided they would move deeper into Awesome Land. They would find the Watsrobes and assist them in any way they can.
The ALW also told teh King where Johnny was currently...
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Shadow regained his composure. He stood up and followed the energy signature on the Vanity Mirror. He had t find it before Veralice did....
The sound of marching troops made him stop again. It was Motevator666's army. He swore again but decided to keep moving.
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Post by Mizagium on May 21, 2010 14:07:56 GMT -5
The ship Cha Cha and Narrator were on headed towards the location of the other Watsrobe's. A family reunion was in order. The two main characters planned on the way.
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Post by Mizagium on May 21, 2010 14:08:14 GMT -5
"We're going no place with this. You'd better think of something if we are to get that Mirror in time." Dante said to Veralice.
"I am the once great Veralice! Don't command me!" Veralice yelled back, although he promptly apologized as Dante was really his only ally. Hystoger began to flash as if telling Veralice something.
"Hmm...When I first laid hands upon the Mirror, it became corrupted...It's reflective properties absorbed some of my dark energy. I can recognize my own energy, so if I concentrate hard enough I should be able to find it. Let's go Dante!" Veralice yelled after realizing his foolishness all along. They followed Veralice's energy waves to find the Mirror.
Taenas and Walter continued listening to the power of rock from the Dragon Rider Band.
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Post by Mizagium on May 21, 2010 14:08:24 GMT -5
Boba Fett followed Veralice and Dante...
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Post by Mizagium on May 21, 2010 14:08:36 GMT -5
"I feel the Mirror...It's not too far." Veralice told Dante. They were getting closer to the Vanity Mirror and consequently one of the Time Keeper's elite bounty hunters, Jango Fett, who wasn't stolen from Star Wars at all.
"We should only be a few feet away now. Soon I shall return to my former glory and Awesome Land will be restored." Veralice said. Dante looked at him questioningly but paid him no mind.
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Post by Mizagium on May 21, 2010 14:08:58 GMT -5
Boba could see his father, Jango now. He saw he had the Phantom and the Mirror wiht him as well.
Now was his time. He landed on the ground behind Veralice and fired a rocket at Dante who was thrown back 50 feet LOL!
Jango turned to see what was the cause of the noise and spotted his son.
the two of them turned on Veralice, blaster drawn...
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