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Post by Mizagium on Dec 22, 2010 18:18:10 GMT -5
Somehow, the entire cast of Evangelion has been replaced with the cast of Tales of Symphonia. Everyone, except Asuka. Forced to deal with their own special brand of crazy, she still has to find time to kill the Angels. With Lloyd. We're all doomed.
It's going to happen something like this:
Shinji Ikari - Lloyd Irving
Rei Ayanami - Presea Combatir
Misato Katsuragi - Sheena Fujibayashi
Ritsuko Agaki - Raine Sage
Gendo Ikari - Kratos Aurion
Kozo Fuyutsuki - Yuan Ka-Fai
Maya Ibuki - Colette Brunel
Makoto Hyuga - Kuchinawa
Shigeru Aoba - Richter Abend
Ryoji Kaji - Zelos Wilder
Hikari Horaki - Marta Lualdi
Toji Suzuhara - Emil Castangier
Toji's sister - Seles Wilder
Kensuke Aida - Genis Sage
Kaworu Nagisa - Ratatosk
Keel Lorenz - Mithos Yggdrasil
SEELE - summon spirits
But Asuka is the only unaffected character and the only sane man,
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Post by Myrdraxxis on Dec 22, 2010 19:28:12 GMT -5
oh shi-
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Post by TEAM_DERRICK on Dec 22, 2010 19:38:07 GMT -5
Can we make it so that Gendo occasionally pops up? Gendo is fucking hilarious.
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Post by Mizagium on Dec 22, 2010 19:51:42 GMT -5
No, all of the main cast (save Asuka) have been replaced with Tales of Symphonia characters. There's a reason for this, but I want that to be a surprise.
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Post by TEAM_DERRICK on Dec 22, 2010 20:10:02 GMT -5
Alrighty.
So will we ever check up on the quantum mismatched characters or will we let their fates remain a mystery.
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Post by Mizagium on Dec 22, 2010 20:22:53 GMT -5
This will be written in chapter installments - that is, I'm not really planning anything beyond the chapter that I'm writing. If I get bored enough/run out of ideas before the end, then sure, maybe we'll visit the other universe, but the focus is supposed to be on Asuka being the only sane man of the bunch, but I'm guessing I'll throw that out the window almost immediately.
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Post by TEAM_DERRICK on Dec 22, 2010 22:02:56 GMT -5
Cool. Let's try not to abandon NPE though.
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Post by Mizagium on Dec 22, 2010 22:08:09 GMT -5
duh
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Post by TEAM_DERRICK on Dec 22, 2010 23:05:33 GMT -5
kewl
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Post by Mizagium on Dec 22, 2010 23:40:35 GMT -5
I said I couldn't focus on two serious Evafics. ToE is a crack fic
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Post by Xelwes on Dec 23, 2010 0:15:17 GMT -5
Misspelled names, but I'm a nazi.
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Post by Mizagium on Dec 23, 2010 0:17:21 GMT -5
which ones are misspelled?
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Post by Mizagium on Dec 30, 2010 19:11:09 GMT -5
Asuka Langly Soryu, child prodigy, master of six languages, holder of several university degrees at Master level, genius pilot of Evangelion Unit 02, and all around superbitch, could find any words to express her complete and utter confusion at the sight of a boy, probably three years older than herself, dressed in a pirate outfit, swinging two wooden swords around with reckless abandon, shouting, “Argh, me hearties!” In the end, she settled on an English word, one who’s literal meaning didn’t quite translate over into either Japanese or German, but still managed to convey her emotions quite well. And for that she thanked the Americans.
“The fuck?”
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Post by Mizagium on Dec 30, 2010 19:41:43 GMT -5
Standing to one side were the boy’s friends, she guessed: a medium-height blond dressed in strange purplish clothes with a sword scabbard strapped behind his waist. The other was short, probably around eleven or twelve, with silver hair, and even stanger bluish clothes; they looked more like pajamas than clothes. The young one was shaking his head while the blond tried desperately to get the pirate down from the railing he had since climbed up on.
Her bravado shattered, Asuka coughed awkwardly. All three boys looked her way. Desperatly, she grasped for her confidence. “Um…Wh-Which one of you in the First Child?” She placed her fists on her hips and took a confident stance that she hoped would intimidate the three boys. It worked on the blond, at least. The silver-haired youth wore this expression that said “Look lady, I deal with this these idiots every day. You’ll have to do better than that.” He shook his head, no. That only left the wimpy blond and the pirate.
Gott in Heimel she hoped in was the wimpy blond.
No such luck. The pirate kid hopped down from the railing, spun the wooden swords around and replaced them into the scabbards he wore on each hip. With a ridiculously goofy grin, he said, “That’d be me. Give me your name and shall give you mine.”
“I’m the great Asuak Langly Soryu, pilot of Evangelion Unit 02.”
“Sweet. Lloyd Irving. Pilot of Unit 01.”
Fuck, she swore again.
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Post by Mizagium on Dec 30, 2010 19:57:49 GMT -5
Silence. “Hey, don’t be rude, guys,” he called to the others.
“E-Emil,” the blonde squeaked out. “Emil C-Castagnier.”
“Genis Sage,” the boy said, looking way with disinterest.
Asuka’s eyes widened. “Genis Sage. As in ‘related to Raine Sage’?”
Genis cleaned his pointed ear with his pinky. “Yeah, something like that.”
Excitement overcame her and she became a little girl excited for Christmas, or waiting to see Britney Spears live. Girls still like her, right? No? Fine. Miley Cyrus. Raine Sage was the world’s leading expert on artificial intelligence and daughter of the creator of the Evangelions. To meet her would be a dream come true. “Can you take me to see her?”
Genis gave Asuka a single, judgmental glance before walking away. “No.”
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Post by TEAM_DERRICK on Dec 30, 2010 20:08:19 GMT -5
lol wat
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Post by Mizagium on Dec 30, 2010 20:16:42 GMT -5
Crushed, Asuka devolved into her default emotion: anger. “Fine, dummkopf! I didn’t even want to meet your stupid mother – er, sister – whatever! Gah! Baka shonen.”
Behind her, Emil offered, “Don’t mind him. He gets like that whenever people bring up his sister.”
Then she uttered a phrase that would undoubtedly become something of a catchphrase of hers for the foreseeable future. “Shut up, Emil.”
“Ok,” he said and ducked off to follow Genis as he explored the supercarrier Over the Rainbow.
And then there were two. Very slowly, Asuka turned to face pirate Lloyd. For some reason, her anger only multiplied at the sight of him. Maybe it was his cheerful demeanor. Maybe it was the fact the he was dressed like a goddamned pirate. But maybe it was the fact that he, with no prior experience, training, or common sense, had managed to kill three Angels. Whatever the reason was, Asuka had to fight a very powerful urge to choke him.
“So,” he said. “Looks like we’ll be working together, huh?”
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Post by Mizagium on Dec 30, 2010 20:42:08 GMT -5
Biting back her anger, Asuka tried to act civil. “Yes. I suppose we are.” She couldn’t think of anything else to say.
“So. Do you know how to use a sword?”
What a stupid question. “No, of course not. Do you?” She already knew the answer, but was doing her best to engage him in polite conversation.
He grinned even wider. “Nope.”
Not the answer she was expecting. Her eyes fell to the two wooden swords at his belt. “But you have two with you. Weren’t you swinging them around earlier?”
“Well, nobody taught me.”
“So you just picked up two sticks are started swinging them around?”
“Hey, how’d you guess?”
Asuka sighed. “Luck.” Sarcasm dripped from her voice, but she suspected Lloyd didn’t even notice. Then she had an idea, one that would appeal to Lloyd and help her work off her anger at the same time. Leaning against the cabin wall was a mop in a bucket of water. “Well then, since we have about the same level of skill,” she snapped the mop off the handle, “why don’t he have a little sparring match?”
“What really?! Awesome!”
Asuka twirled the wooden handle in her hands (seriously, who uses wooden mops anymore?) before finding a stance and grip. She was mostly going off what she had seen in movies and read in books. Lloyd, on the other hand, just stood there, swords in hand, lacking any sort of discipline whatsoever.
“Really.”
Lloyd charged and swung. Asuka easily sidestepped and whacked him on the arm. It helped, not a lot, but enough.
“Ow. Hey, you’re pretty good.”
Asuka grinned ferociously. “You haven’t even seen the half of it.”
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Post by Mizagium on Dec 30, 2010 21:07:21 GMT -5
“Well, well, well, if it isn’t my sweet, sumptuous ninja girl, Sheena Fujibayashi!”
For Sheena, the appearance of Zelos Wilder was like something out of her worst nightmares. For Zelos, finding Sheena was like something out of a sex dream. A really, really good sex dream. For everyone else on the bridge of the supercarrier, saying it was extremely awkward did not even begin to describe the situation.
Folding her arms under her breasts, Sheena scowled. “So you’re the one they stuck Asuka with, huh? Jeez. Are they that desperate? I’m surprised the young lady is in one piece.”
“You make it sound as if I’m some sort of sex fiend. I’m not a child molester, you know. I’m…uh…” He trailed off. It took Sheena a moment before she realized he was staring at her chest.
“Hey. Eyes up here, idiot.”
His head snapped up and he continued right on with his thought. “Right. I’m not a child molester, Sheena. Even if I wanted to, Asuka could kick my ass into next week.” The last he muttered under his breath.
Sheena, however, was a ninja. “What was that?!”
“Nothing. Nothing.”
To say that the two of them were out of place among the military men was yet another understatement. One of them was slender with long, silky red hair kept off the forehead by a headband, dressed in a pink tunic with lose white pants. The girl, on the other hand, was dressed in a tight-fitting tunic and pants, with a pink ribbon tied into a bow at the back, with black hair tied back in a poof.
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Post by Mizagium on Dec 30, 2010 21:45:53 GMT -5
“Just so you know, I wouldn’t have picked you to take care of Asuka.”
“Well, you’re one to talk. What’s this I hear about Lloyd living with you?”
Sheena turned beat red. “It – It’s not like that!”
“Not like what, my dear? All I said was that he was living with you. I never implied that he might be, I don’t know, sleeping with you.”
The entire bridge fell silent. Well, more silent. And they all turned to stare at Sheena. Even the captain, keeping one hand on the wheel, looked back. “I’m sorry, what now?”
“Zelos! You! Argh!” She stormed passed him and out onto the deck. Zelos followed with a wink at the rest of the crew.
The captain drummed his fingers on the wheel. “I can’t believe my ship has been overrun by circus clowns. And these clowns are supposed to save the world.” He sighed. “I’m putting my money on the Angels. Anybody else with me?”
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