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Post by Mizagium on Mar 5, 2011 15:44:39 GMT -5
the group of heroes just stared at Dolf. "That makes our job a whole lot easier. " Ridley chuckled.
"Yeah, cause we can get outta here now!" Crass urged.
"No, we can't leave him." Sarah admitted. The others reluctantly agreed. Sarah produced oblivion and went after one of the F'yuren's heads. The Ridley's went up to distract the rest of the heads.
Cassandra rode on Rachel's back. the Hearts went and searched for the last Scroll of Science.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 5, 2011 15:45:01 GMT -5
Mista Jangles watched as the government officials began to exit the building.
"How the hell am I supposed to know who my targets are?" the daemon wondered. "Ah well Ill just kill em all.' he shrugged, and flew down at the crowed roaring fiercly.
THe massacre began.
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Xaadm was walking around Ausum Land rather dejectedly. "All I wanted..." he said trailing off thinking of all the worlds he had visited and the people he had seen, enjoying life and eachother.
Xaadm clentched his fists. "Damn it."
"Aw don't give up yet." Xasiz said, appearing next to Xaadm.
Xaadm looked at his comrade curiously. "Oh?"
Xasiz nodded. "While your plan was unstable and foolish it had potential. but the rest of us have come up with an idea. Instead of having the Science Guy use the scrolls and our knowledge of Kingdom Hearts to make us all whole, we will kill him and take his." Xasiz said, grining fiercly.
Xaadm stood shocked for a moment. "B-but killing him? Surely that-"
"Oh come now Xaadm. You know it will work."
".......ok. What do I need to do?"
Xasiz grinned. "Well from the intel I could gather from my......other half, there is a problem arising in Time Keepers empire that will warrant his attention. You can strike then."
Xaadm nodded. "Ok. Ill do it."
Xasiz smiled and disappeared.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 5, 2011 15:45:23 GMT -5
The F'yuren lay dead. All of its heads had been severed, no thanks to Dolf, and still the scroll was no where to be found.
"Impossible!" Ridley spat. "It has to be SOMEWHERE1"
As if to prove his statement, Bill Nye's Flying Tower (driven by the Time Keeper) appeared off-shore. The heroes ran back to the beach to meet the Tower.
"WE HAVE THE SCROLLS!" Came a booming announcement. "ALL SEVEN! PLEASE REPORT BACK TO THE TOWER!" A ladder dropped down and the non-flying heroes climbed on. Except for Knox.
Knox stopped by Jiir-Row one last time, just to look at her. The Time Keeper appeared at his side. Knox did not flinch.
"C-Can you...?" He stammered over tears.
"Sorry lad, my powers can't return a soul to its body. If I turned back time, she would still be dead."
Fresh tears flowed and Knox forced himself to turn away and return to the Tower.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 5, 2011 15:45:37 GMT -5
Xaadm stood watching as Bill Nye's tower floated in the distance. According to intel, there was some sort of Guardian in Random World that was killing in the Chrono Empire set up there. Sure that would garner the Time Keeper's interest.
"I just have to wait." he muttered. "This man is the best bet I have."
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 5, 2011 15:45:54 GMT -5
No one questioned why The Time Keeper was at the helm of Bill Nye's Tower. Nor did they question Bill's absence. (He was recovering.)
they all simply sat and waited.
Finally, the Time Keeper produced the Scrolls of Science and placed them on the table beside him. At that moment, Bill stumbled through the doors. With the help of the Time Keeper, he sat himself in a chair. He stared at the Scrolls for a moment before speaking...
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 5, 2011 15:46:07 GMT -5
"SCROLLS ARE DUMB I WANT A HI FIVE," Narrator yelled. Dolf complied. The collision of these two imcomprehensibly awesome beings caused the universe to shit itself.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 5, 2011 15:46:20 GMT -5
Author decided that Bill Nye's speech was too long to writes, suffice it to say that many MANY lulz and Epic Wins were had.
Everyone left and shit happened.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 5, 2011 15:46:40 GMT -5
Wikipeede finally was able to get get back online. He decided that there was to much order, so he did what he does best.
"From now on there is no present. Only past and future. However, the future leads up to the past rather than the other way. Everything you do influences the past to affect your future, which is what you were doing whatever. .... In short: Everything you do causes a time paradox."
........................ At that moment DERRICK crapped his pants, causing him to always have crap in his pants, but-
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 5, 2011 15:46:53 GMT -5
Author laughed at DERRICK's pathetic ability to tell stories.
Bill Nye and the Guy Rill looked at each other fearfully. Wikipeede was tearing the universe apart. Guy's time and space-hax abilities were keeping them safe, but for how long?
"We have to confront him." Bill Nye decided. Guy knew this to be true, but didn't want to believe it.
"There has to another way..." But there was no point in arguing.
"We have the Scroll. We have you. Johnny's darkness and Sarah's null-Void powers. Narrator might show up and help us, thought only cause he wants to." Guy Rill nodded. "I think we can do it."
"Yeah, me too."
Bill Nye's Flying Tower moved slowly towards Wikipeede.
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Knox wandered the halls of the Tower, trying to forget about Jiir-Row. But is was becoming difficult. He turned a corner and saw Jace and Sherri...yeah...
He turned down another hall and saw Johnny and Cassandra...yeah...
finally he gave up and slumped down in a corner somewhere in the bowls of Bill Nye's Tower.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 5, 2011 15:47:06 GMT -5
"I'M IN THE ROOM NEXT TO YOU POOP FACES," Narrator yelled at Bill and friends.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 5, 2011 15:47:18 GMT -5
"Oh," Bill Nye started. "Good then. Will you help us fight Wikipeede?"
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 5, 2011 15:47:30 GMT -5
"I HUGGED HIM, WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT?"
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 5, 2011 15:47:43 GMT -5
"can you defeat him in combat?" Bill Nye inquired, even though Narrator was in the next room.
"Or just flat out destroy him?" Guy Rill asked.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 5, 2011 15:47:55 GMT -5
"BABY, I CAN DO ANYTHING YOU DESIRE. AND IT'S WORTH IT FOR YOU, HONEY. TEEHEEHEE."
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 5, 2011 15:48:08 GMT -5
"Uhhh...." Bill Nye was speechless. "Thank you....?" He looked to Guy Rill, who only shrugged.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 5, 2011 15:48:19 GMT -5
"CUTIE PIE."
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 5, 2011 15:49:21 GMT -5
Knox sat slumped in a corner for a few minutes before Sarah appeared and sat down next to him. He kept his head low and wasn't aware of her until she spoke.
"Sorry about Jiir-Row." She said quietly.
"It's okay." Knox replied after a minute.
Sarah wasn't sure what to say. "Are...you okay?"
"Yeah." Knox said unconvincingly. "Yeah, I'm alright" Sarah saw she wasn't going to get anywhere, so she just sat there with him. After sometime she stood up and left.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 5, 2011 15:49:33 GMT -5
Dolf Holhagen sat in a chair 5 feet away from Knox, staring at him with angry Viking eyes.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 5, 2011 15:49:43 GMT -5
Wikipeede then realized that had completely ruined all forms of continuity, resulting in the most horrific time paradox ever. Why/how did he realize this? Because, without warning, The Narrator and DERRICK THE ALMIGHTY were standing before him.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 5, 2011 15:49:58 GMT -5
As Bill Nye's Flying Tower neared Wikipeede's location, the Time Keeper went to Random World to save Torran's ass.
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