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Post by Mizagium on Mar 5, 2011 15:32:01 GMT -5
Wikipeede (Shtoople) though to himself for a very long period of time. When he was done he said this, "This whole idea of Dimension unifying plane of existence seems very stupid. Its just a convenient plot device that only serves to kick start an already confusing plot. The Nexus is a shallow attempt at creating rising action. This why the Nexis, or whatever it is called, shall no longer exists."
And with that, all hell broke loose.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 5, 2011 15:32:16 GMT -5
Bill Nye turned back to his computer. "This can't be!" He pushed a lot of buttons, trying to find something.
"What happened?" Sarah asked seriously.
"The-The World Nexus...it just VANISHED!"
"What! How can that be?" Knox rose to his feet.
"I-I don't..." Bill Nye trailed off. "No." He turned back to his computer and zoomed in on a location. He lowered his head and uttered a single word. "Shtoople."
"What has he done this time? Has it got anything to do with zombies?" Ridley Ridley croaked out.
"No, it's worse."
"Republican zombies?" Jace offered.
"Even worse."
Worse than Republican Zombies? "What then?"
"He had failed so hard at grammar that he transformed himself into Wikipeede. He can say ANYTHING and it will be so."
The heroes looked around at each other. A wave of shocking realization swept over them. He has more power... than Narrator.
"I need the Scrolls." He said plainly. "Go quickly to Ausum Land, find the last Scroll and bring it here. I have a plan."
The heroes left without question. Two at a time gathered on each of the pterodactyls backs. They raced (flew) off to Ausum Land to recover the Scroll and save the universe.
(Saving universe>>>>>>>saving world)
Bill Nye turned back to his computer. He activated his Inter Dimensional Communication machine. He located the Dimension and the location and the person he wished to communicate with. The screen showed an image of the Clock Tower in Random World.
"Hey, Guy Rill." Bill Nye said in spite of himself.
"What do you want, Bill." Came the snide reply.
"I...I need your help, brother."
"Really, now?"
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 5, 2011 15:33:24 GMT -5
Wikipeede decided to read the New York Times. After filtering it of bullshit he noticed that there was some truth to be had concerning an article on radical Islam. "I think that they are angry because their beliefs conflict with the rest of their world," said Wikipeede. "The rest of this world doesn't have this problem because they have interpreted their beliefs to agree with science.... Perhaps if science was based of religion this wouldn't be an issue..... From now on: Science is based off of religion."
And with that, all the computers, in all the dimensions, became Bibles with a Keyboard.
(Note: I believe that science is a guide for the physical world around us, and religion to be a guide to the spirit and everything else that concerns morality or whatever. They complement each other when handled the way they are meant to be handled, but don't mix well.)
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 5, 2011 15:33:49 GMT -5
Bill Nye blinked several times, not certain of what he had just witnessed. His massive interdimensional computer had transformed...into a Bible with a keyboad.
"LOL, what's a Bible?" Bill Nye mused, pointing out that the religion of Christianity does not exist in this universe.
Somehow he was still able to access his viewing programs. "Please hurry." He urged his heroes from his tower. He pulled a lever and slowly moved to where Wikipeede was located.
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The nine heroes flew past Wikipeede, horrified by what he had become. They had no time to waste, they needed to beat the Clovers to Ausum Land to get the Scroll.
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Tuu Scon Arzona, the Ace of Suits walked into the High Council chamber of the Fun Land government building. To his horror, the Governor and Vice-governor lay on the ground, slain. Both were face down in pools of their own blood.
"Who could have done this?"
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 5, 2011 15:34:02 GMT -5
Narrator heard everyone's silent thoughts about Wikipeede having more power than him and decided to investigate.
Giant head Narrator appeared in front of Wikipeede and queried as follows: OH HAI I HEARD YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO HAVE MORE POWER THAN ME WOULD YOU LIKE A HUG?
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 5, 2011 15:34:14 GMT -5
Mista Jangles flew through the air humming a tune. Those two governer guys were wusses.
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Xaadm decided he had better find this scroll as well. After all.......everyone else was. He snapped his fingers and disappeared into Ausum Land.
"It appears that I got here first." he muttered, noticing he was alone in some strange valley. "Well then better get searching." he snapped his fingers and twelve Dusks appeared.
"Go find the scroll" Xaadm commanded. When the nobodies left....he took out a magazine and a lawn chair. "Ahhhhh" he said, slirping on a lemonade.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 5, 2011 15:34:25 GMT -5
suddenly the a new character by the name of blade jump out from behind the lawn chair and knocked him out with a frying pan.
Then he grabbed all of Xaadm's stuff and pawned it off for cash to pay for a nuke
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 5, 2011 15:34:37 GMT -5
Xaadm stood up and rubbed his head. He saw blade running away and began to chase.
"Nigga stole my shit!
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 5, 2011 15:34:49 GMT -5
blade being black avoided every rule/ law and continued to run for his life until he something in the woods
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 5, 2011 15:35:02 GMT -5
Bill Nye's heroes arrived on the Ausum Land shores only to be confronted by the Clovers.
"How did you beat us here?" Crass demanded. Jiir-Row merely held up the Scroll her team possessed. The Ridley's immediately took off for the interior of Ausum Land, leaving the rest behind to distract the Clovers. It was no matter to them, they would kill the dragons later.
The Hearts, Sarah, and Cassandra fanned out and surrounded the Clovers.
"It's over!" Knox called to them, wishing to avoid a fight. "Just give up the Scroll and we will let you go. It was a weak challenge, but he was not a good negotiator. Jace and the others *facepalm*ed.
Cassandra readied an arrow and Sarah brandished Oblivion. Jiir-Row shook her head and signaled to the others. they would fight.
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Tuu Scon Arzona produced his Cards. He heard a faint humming, like that of one who had successfully completed an assassination. With reflexes unmatched, he Focused and tossed a card at Mista Jangles.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 5, 2011 15:35:15 GMT -5
Xaadm decided that it was a waste of effort to run and simply summoned some more dusks, who he sent into the woods after the foolish thief.
Xaadm went back to his spot, and smirked. A Dusk was waiting for him, and in his hands...was the last scroll.
"Good." he hissed. "Take it back to the castle. We can barter with it later."
The Dusk disappeared. Xaadm thought for a moment and then snapped his fingers. Another Dusk appeared, this one carrying a different, blank scroll.
"Might as well watch the others squirm a bit before they fail." he said. "Hide that one where you found the true scroll. This should buy us some time as well as throw off our trail."
THe Dusk disappeared. Xaadm teleported to the beach, where everyone was fighting.
"Why hello there. I suppose you are here for the scroll." he said to nobody in particular. He then spied the Clover's scroll. "Ahh another one. Good." He said and summoned up his claymore.
"Ill be taking that."
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 5, 2011 15:35:30 GMT -5
The F'yuren let out a monstrous roar. The Ridley's cringed as they hovered above it. It was a large, serpentine creature with many heads. All emanated from a single point on the ground somewhere. The entirety of its body was a crystalline substance so that the sunlight gave it the look of a rainbow serpent.
"It must be guarding the Scroll." Rachel observed.
"Yeah but what IS it?" Riley snapped.
"There must have been a Nexus Point here long ago, before the Dimensions merged." His siblings pondered this thought. The beast had not yet noticed them, but it was only a matter of time.
"It reminds me of a Faroomb." Riley realized suddenly, thinking of the Summon Spirits of legend.
'That it does.' Ridley admitted silently.
Then the F'yuren noticed them. At once its many heads reached skyward, twisting and winding independent of each other. The Ridleys dived down. They banked and split up, dodging the many crystal jaws in an attempt the reach the ground. And the Scroll.
In all the confusion, they failed to notice a singular Dusk squirm away from the beast's body carrying something in its hands.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 5, 2011 15:35:43 GMT -5
"I am now," said Wikipeede to the Narrator....................
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 5, 2011 15:35:58 GMT -5
Sarah, Cassandra, and the Hearts all rushed to confront the Clovers. Mass confusion ensued and even though the Clovers were outnumbered, they held their own.
Cassandra raced around the edge of the skirmish, letting arrows fly into the mass. Several hit their marks, but many more did not. Sarah was in the thick of it all, Oblivion flying wildly.
It the midst of all this. Knox and Jiir-Row faced each other. Both Focused at the same time. Time. Time seemed to slow down around them, in fact ti did. They had removed themselves from the flow of time by willing it so. Now they circled each other, closing the gap with each path.
Finally they were within arm's reach of each other. They stopped. The world around them progressed at a snails pace. But really they were moving faster than normal.
"I don't want to kill you, Jiir." Knox admitted. "But I...I have to."
"You...would kill me?" Jiir-Row whispered. Something about what he said hurt her. She moved closer to him, so that their faces were almost touching. "You still love me." It was a statement, not a question.
"I did once." Knox said rather harshly.
Whatever part of Jiir-Row that was human showed on her face. She tried to keep an air of unfeeling around her subordinates. But that was not who she was. Knox knew who she really was.
"Why don't you anymore?" But she already knew the answer. "The Organization was too narrow minded." She said suddenly as he tried to answer. "They kept us on a short leash. I had to be free of it."
"Your entire group is based on illegal activity!" Knox exclaimed angrily.
"Oh grow up!" Jiir-Row shouted back. "Are you not going to do something because you are told not to? Life is no fun when someone else dictates how you live."
Knox only stared at her. "That isn't it, is it?"
"Tuu Scon always liked you best." There were tears in her eyes now as she turned away from him. He placed a hand on her shoulder.
"You know how this has to end." Tears formed in his eyes too.
"Yes." She whispered. She turned to face him and kissed him. They stood together for a moment before pulling apart.
"I'm sorry." Knox whispered back.
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Sarah heard someone yell. "She's dead! She's dead!" The fighting stopped. All turned to look inward, to where Knox knelt with Jii-Row's lifeless body. He was holding her close and weeping.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 5, 2011 15:36:26 GMT -5
Xaadm watched the scene with emotionless silence. If he had emotions he proboably would have felt sad, but mostly disgust more than likely. Seeing his chance, he teleported over behind one of the other Clover members. The one holding the scroll.
He clamped his hand over the man's mouth, and with his other he stabbed his sword through the man's back. THe Clover member struggled for a moment and then went still.
Xaadm glanced around. He was still unnoticed. He laid his victim down and pried the scroll from his hand.
"Well, that was strangely easy." he said. He warped up to the hill overlooking the beach and sneered. "Might as well clean up." he snapped his fingers and twenty assassin Nobodies appeared.
"Finish them." he said, and disappeared back to the castle.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 5, 2011 15:36:40 GMT -5
Nag-Dee fell to the ground. Dead. Behind him several strange creatures appeared. Cassandra saw them first. She alerted the others and let several arrows go, dropping the creatures.
Sarah was next to fight. the Clovers and the Hearts, save Knox all rallied to fight together. Knox slowly got to his feet and set Jiir-Row down.
He angrily rushed to help his friends.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 5, 2011 15:38:27 GMT -5
Mista Jangles, jumped down onto the top of a building., overlooking a city.
"Lets see....some of those targets should be around here."
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 5, 2011 15:38:40 GMT -5
Tuu Scon left the council chamber and the dead Governor and Vice governor behind. Anger boiled within him, but he kept it down, instead maintaining control.
He left the Capital building to find the assassin.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 5, 2011 15:38:59 GMT -5
Mista Jangles, despite being the size of the building he was standing on......somehow was able to remain hidden.
People here really dont look up....
Anyway the daemon looked over the city trying to find this 'Head of State' And Head of Senate'.
"Hmmm that government building looks promising" he muttered and took flight.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 5, 2011 15:39:15 GMT -5
Knox stopped to catch his breath. The Assassin Nobodies were dead. All of them. And so were the remaining Clovers. Once enemies, Knox thought of them now as the friends they had once been to him. He looked down at his hands and saw blood. He panicked for a moment before he realized it wasn't his.
It was Jiir-Row's.
He pushed away those thoughts. The Ridleys were in trouble and needed their help. He called his friends together and they ran off into Ausum Land. To the F'yuren.
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The Ridleys landed, exhausted. The serpent's crystal-like body was impervious to their laser blasts. They simply bounced right off. While it did not actively pursue them, it fought back with unmatched ferocity.
"We're gonna need help." Ridley panted.
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Tuu Scon Arzona continued his search for the assassin in the Fun Land Capitol City.
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