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Post by Mizagium on Mar 5, 2011 15:12:35 GMT -5
"Hmph. You're not much of a help. And to think I had planned on leaving in case you didn't know the whereabouts of the scroll. But since your ill tempered friend wants to fight..." Seth laughed. He whispered something to a hologram and it went outside. Seth followed him and produced a bottle of red liquid. "Combustion potion, destroy this restaurant and all its patrons." Seth said. The hologram that had gone outside flew into the walls of McJimmy's, bursting into light to destabilize the structure. Seth followed it up by dropping the liquid bottle, causing the building to explode into flames. Tiles fell, killing several people inside.
"Holograms, attack!" Seth commanded. The dragons flew at Cassandra and Sarah with their wings outspread.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 5, 2011 15:12:48 GMT -5
The Ridley siblings watched as Bill Nye's Tower of Science floated past them. They turned to each other and shook their heads.
Things would have been simpler if they had just stayed in Fun Land.
But they would be much less interesting.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 5, 2011 15:13:02 GMT -5
Derrick's head flew into the air....... just in time to dodge the swipe of the scythe.
Derrick's head then settled back onto his neck.
"Nice try, but mine is nicer!" said Derrick as his temporary thrid arm, at close range, unloaded depleted uranium buck-shot into Zais' stomach .
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 5, 2011 15:13:15 GMT -5
With a mighty swipe, Sarah struck down two of the holograms with Oblivion (because of physics). Spinning it around in her hands, she deflected several lazah blasts.
Cassandra stood with her back to Sarah and shot arrows by the handful into the hologram dragons.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 5, 2011 15:13:30 GMT -5
Zais jumped back and growled. He glanced down at his stomach.
He was bleeding.
He had actually been wounded.
Zais stared for a moment in shock. He hadn't been wounded in years. His shock was replaced by an uncharacteristic snarl.
HIs weapons were a blur of motion as he slashed his way through Derrick's defense, anger barely contained.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 5, 2011 15:13:46 GMT -5
The already unstable ground totally crumbled under Clyde's fists, leaving Narrator to stand on...nothing. Physics just won't stop happening, will it...
"I guess we'll have to do this the hard way," Narrator mused. The hero flung the massive spear at Clyde's chest, the weapon leaving a trail of pure victory behind it.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 5, 2011 15:13:58 GMT -5
Derrick put on his trench coat and sun glasses. He then began to dodge Zais' attacks in slow motion.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 5, 2011 15:14:08 GMT -5
Zais jumped back and brought his weapons up. A quick chant and they were now glowing with epicness.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 5, 2011 15:14:23 GMT -5
"I feel this battle will go nowhere really fast. In math, if I can't easily solve a problem (which rarely happens) I get rid of everything that's making the problem harder...Excessive variables, for one...You two are the math problem, and your land is the variable. Holograms, attack!" Seth said, A glimpse of sadism could be seen in his face as the hologram army flew toward the Kingdom of Really Cool. Monitoring their progress with his CUPS, he saw them destroy as much there as they could.
Seth drew a sword made of Omnilium, the same nearly indestructible material that composed 99 percent of Metallo Ridley's body. "Die." he said simply as he raise his sword in the air, swooped down toward Cassandra and brought his sword down toward her.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 5, 2011 15:14:36 GMT -5
Dolf Holhagen appeared out of nowhere on his motorcycle. In his classic dialogue devoid fashion, he tapped Seth on his shoulder from behind him with one hand and relieved him of his sword with the other.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 5, 2011 15:15:34 GMT -5
Derrick's sword was 50% lightsaberium, so it was already glowing.
"Stop copying me!" said Derrick as he split into 5 equally powerful Derricks.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 5, 2011 15:15:47 GMT -5
"Ah...Such amazing strength, Narrator." Clyde commended Narrator on piercing his chest. "But alas, you are no match for my power. For the sin of defying physics time after time, you shall suffer." Clyde said, and he pulled the spear from his chest. With a slight tap, the weapon transformed into Dave Grohl. Wielding a guitar, Dave charged at the Narrator.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 5, 2011 15:16:09 GMT -5
Seth turned toward Dolf and said "A...viking?" "GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! SUCH LACK OF PHYSICS!" Seth exclaimed, taking out several more bottles of red liquid. "DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!" he yelled, flying around in a circle dropping liquid everywhere. The earth soon burst into flames everywhere, obliterating McJimmy's and devastating the mountains. The resulting smoke blocked the sun and caused it to snow.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 5, 2011 15:16:30 GMT -5
Zais brought up his weapons and charged.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 5, 2011 15:16:42 GMT -5
"No!" Sarah screamed as Metallo Ridley brought his sword down on Cassandra. She reacted instinctively, bringing her hands together. A translucent barrier formed around her and Cassandra. Metallo Ridley's sword rebounded off the Null-Barrier.
Sarah yelled again and released her hands. the barrier burst outward in all directions, disintegrating all of the Holograms. The hunting lodge was utterly destroyed. Metallo Ridley lay in a heap of ruined metal several yards away.
Sarah took Oblivion, walked over to Metallo Ridley and furiously hacked away at its limbs. Finally removing its head with a frustrated cry.
She stumbled back to Cassandra and sat down. "Well, shall we be off?" She said rather off-handedly.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 5, 2011 15:16:59 GMT -5
"Dave Grohl, eh? I think not. Come to me...JERRY GARCIA!!??!?!?!!?" Narrator called out. The chubby Grateful Dead guitarist burst forth and cancelled out Dave Grohl, turning him back into a gargantuan spear resting on the nonextistent ground.
"Now it's time to REALLY defy physics, or 'sin' as you call it," Narrator declared. It began raining piggies. PIGGIES.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 5, 2011 15:17:16 GMT -5
One of McJimmy's hundreds of McJimmy brothers appeared out of the ruined McJimmy's Restaurant.
"Before you go, please come inside and have something to eat," he said. He turned around and walked back into McJimmy's... As everyone watched him reenter McJimmy's, it suddenly hit them that McJimmy's was randomly repaired, as if nothing had happened. McJimmy's is made of pure awesome and, like Derrick, can't be destroyed that easily.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 5, 2011 15:17:30 GMT -5
the 4 other Derricks caught the pigs, and cooked them over a pit of burning hickory.
"Villians! LUNCHTIME!!!" said all the Derricks in perfect harmony.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 5, 2011 15:17:43 GMT -5
More piggies rained down. MORE PIGGIES.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 5, 2011 15:17:56 GMT -5
Zais paused to eat one of the pigs and then went back to trying to rip Derrick limb from limb.
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