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Post by Mizagium on Mar 5, 2011 15:18:20 GMT -5
HEY YOU!" Bill Nye called to the Ridley Siblings. "WOULD YOU LIKE TO GIVE ME A HAND?"
The three pterodactyls looked at each other. "What's in it for us?" Ridley called back to the floating Tower.
"WELL, UHH.... WHAT DO YOU WANT?" The dragons did not respond. "I COULD SHOW YOU HAVE TO DEFY PHYSICS!" Bill offered.
"Okay, that works!"
"EXCELLENT!" A hatch opened up in the roof. "COME ON IN!" the three Ridley's flew into Bill Nye's Flying Tower.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 5, 2011 15:18:31 GMT -5
"Such lack of physics...Die!" Seth yelled. He threw several more explosive bottles at the building and at McJimmy, destroying them again.
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"Such abuse of physics...Perfect!" laughed Clyde. He drew a halo in the air with his finger and it stretched around the circumference of the pit and flew toward the top. All of the piggies that rained were immediately cooked as they passed through the now flaming ring.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 5, 2011 15:18:47 GMT -5
Derrick then summoned a herd of cattle. There was much feasting to be had before this battle could be over.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 5, 2011 15:18:59 GMT -5
"Mmmmm, toasty."
Narrator axe-handled Clyde from behind because physics are dumb, sending him hurtling into the nonexistent but still there ground.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 5, 2011 15:19:13 GMT -5
Derrick forgot to tell everyone that he was cooking the food with poisoned hickory.
"Got Ya Zais!!!!" said Derrick as Zais rushed to the men's room.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 5, 2011 15:20:09 GMT -5
The Hearts glanced overhead at the Flying Tower. Knox could only *facepalm8.
"HEY YOU FOUR!" Bill Nye called. "I KNOW THAT YOU ARE LOOKING FOR THE SCROLLS! WOULD YOU LIKE TO GIVE ME A HAND?"
"Why would we help you?" Knox asked the question the Ridley's did not. "Aren't you the one who asked US to find them?"
"YES...BUT...PLEASE! IF YOU HELP ME, I WILL MAKE EVERYTHING CLEAR! i WILL SHOW YOU ALL HOW TO DEFY PHYSICS EVEN MORE THAN YOU ALREADY DO!"
"Eh...Okay." Knox agreed. A ladder dropped from the Flying Tower and the Hearts climbed up.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 5, 2011 15:20:21 GMT -5
"Ahahaha...No physics..." Clyde said. "Just the way I like it. The more you sin the greater the chance you join me in my Fallen Paradise." said Clyde, rising into the air. He summoned his Shadow Rifle again and flew as high into the air as possible. "You'll all die here lest you join me." With those words he fired as many Shadow Bullets as the non existent floor would take.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 5, 2011 15:20:45 GMT -5
Impossible.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 5, 2011 15:20:55 GMT -5
Derrick ate the poisoned mudkipz wile Zais continued to spew out chocolate mud babby.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 5, 2011 15:21:14 GMT -5
Choosing to ignore distances, I placed Sarah and Cassandra well ahead in their journey then they should be. Also in a place they were unaware of.
Sarah and Cassandra left the O Rly Mountians and set foot on the Ya Rly Peninsula. "Why did we come here?" Cassandra asked.
"We're looking for a scroll of science." Sarah told her.
"Yeah, but why HERE? I've never even heard of this place."
"Don't argue with the author." Sarah warned.
Not impressed with Cassandra I decided to make her a man for a few minutes. After she stopped wining, I changed her back.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 5, 2011 15:21:39 GMT -5
Dolf Holhagen looked at the fire about him for a minute, than raped and pillaged it into nonexistence like a true viking.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 5, 2011 15:21:53 GMT -5
Whatever. Yes, I am THE AUTHOR!! Actually, any one who posts is the current THE AUTHOR!
anyways...
Bill Nye's Flying Castle reached the shores of Awesome Land and started out over the waters for Veraland.
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The Clovers appeared where all the other villains were. They appraoched Seth.
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Sarah and Cassandra neared the end of the Ya Rly Peninsula.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 5, 2011 15:22:05 GMT -5
Author is Narrator's bro.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 5, 2011 15:22:17 GMT -5
Narrator and Author hypothetically high-fived.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 5, 2011 15:22:32 GMT -5
Zais recovered from his poisoning quickly. He looked around Awsome Land and at everything that was happening. He remembered his original goal in comming to Awsome Land.
To spread chaos and discord.
....well this place looked pretty discorded to Zais. He threw up his hands.
"Well, people.....it has been fun. But sadly it is time for me to move on. I am done with this world.....FOR NOW!"
And with that final declaration, Zais brought forth his magical bowl of rice crispy cereal (Myrxxan gasped in the background).
The cereal glowed and then a huge portal appeared next to Zais. He gave a final smirk and a wave.
"Chou, dingbats!"
And with that, Zais stepped throug the portal, leaving Awsome Land behind. THe portal snapped shut.
Zais was off to a new land to wreak havoc in.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 5, 2011 15:22:47 GMT -5
Sarah and Cassandra approached the strange construct. Guided by Author, they moved in closer. A large spinning crystal was held in place by a stone axis. A pedestal was placed before it and seated on top was a scroll.
"There!" Cassandra pointed. It was indeed a Scroll of Science. She rushed over an picked up the Scroll.
Sarah examined the spinning crystal. "What is this?" She wondered. Several runes were inscribed above the crystal.
-The World Nexus-
"What does that mean?" Moments later she got her answer.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 5, 2011 15:23:13 GMT -5
"Did you forget you're still being tracked and your kingdom is being destroyed?" Seth asked with an annoyed tone. He appeared behind Sarah and Cassandra and whispered something to MetalloRidley, who reassembled itself with ease and let out a high pitched scream. The screech hit the crystal, whose molecules kept moving around.
"Hand it over." Seth commanded, looking through his CUPS to monitor the destruction of RCL.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 5, 2011 15:23:30 GMT -5
"Don't worry," Said Author. "The king and Queen and Bill Nye are taking care of that."
"Dammit!" Sarah rushed Seth, brandishing Oblivion, Cassandra supporting her with arrows. "WHY WON'T YOU DIE?"
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Bill Nye's Flying Castle moved away from Veraland. Now having 4 Scrolls in their possession, the makeshift Crew of the Flying Castle were more determined than ever to keep the Scrolls out of the hands of the villains.
The Hearts and the Ridley Siblings had resolved their earlier conflict and agreed to work together.
They came up on Really Cool Land to find in besieged by some army. (I'm not sure which.) Bill Nye pressed a button and untold number of lazahs spewed from the bottom of the Tower, killing EVERY SINGLE BEING THAT DARED TO THREATEN REALLY COOL LAND!
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 5, 2011 15:23:48 GMT -5
Mista Jangles gave huge ror, which reminded everyone that he was still there. He began to speak(with a british accent!)
"Well then. with Zais gone I suppose I will fill that antagonist role." he said in a suprisingly sophisticated manner.
THe image was ruined when he whipped out his axes and screamed. "Now die!!!! Blood for the Bloo- aw screw it just die!"
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 5, 2011 15:24:02 GMT -5
The Ace of Clovers held up a hand to Mista Jangles.
"Hold sir, we are not your enemy." The voice was female and came off as surprisingly confident. Three other cloaked figure stood around her, obviously of a lesser rank.
"In fact, we come to seek your aid."
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Bill Nye's Flying Tower neared the Ya Rly Peninsula
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