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Post by Mizagium on Mar 5, 2011 15:24:14 GMT -5
The daemon paused. "Oh?" he said.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 5, 2011 15:24:18 GMT -5
the Ace of Clovers lowered her hood revealing a harsh female face. Sharp, narrow eyes that felt like they pierced your soul and blond hair pulled back in a tight pony-tail.
"Yes, we do need your help." He words were like ice and chilled you to the bone. "The government of Fun Land has become increasingly irritating. We would like to acquire someone who might DISPOSE of the magistrates and not appear connected to us."
"I am Jiir-Row."
The other Clovers lowered their hoods as well at her signal. On each of their robes, over their hearts they wore an insignia that determined their rank. Jiir-Row wore an Ace. The man to her right had a Kings, the woman to her left, a Queen, and the boy behind the Queen wore a Jack.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 5, 2011 15:24:39 GMT -5
Mista Jangles shrugged. 'So you want me to kill this person?"
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 5, 2011 15:24:53 GMT -5
"Persons." Jiir-row held up five fingers. "The Governor. The Vice-Governor. The Head of State. The Head of the Senate. And the Ace of Suits."
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 5, 2011 15:25:10 GMT -5
The daemon paused to take in the names. "Very well. Their blood shall be spilled in Khorne's name." he said, roared and sailed off into the sky.
A few seconds later he flew back, realizing that he went the qrong way.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 5, 2011 15:25:21 GMT -5
Nag-Dee approached Jiir-Row. "Does it matter that we never told him the names of the people he is to kill?"
Jiir-Row smiled. "No, it matters little." she turned to face the King of Clovers. "A few extra lives is of no concern to us." A wicked smile crossed her face and she giggled to herself. A harsh, mocking giggle.
Clovers raised their hoods and continued on their way. Jiir-Row removed a Scroll from her pocket and examined it.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 5, 2011 15:25:35 GMT -5
Xaadm watched the happenings of Awsome Land with interest. He had been wandering Awsome Land for months now, making sure to remain unseen.
Now there was this Clover suit.....that looked a lot like his old organization. Xaadm shrugged.
"Lets see how this plays out." he said soflty, crouching behind a roch as he observed the Clover members.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 5, 2011 15:25:49 GMT -5
Bill Nye's Flying Tower passed over the Clovers. They could only stare in half surprise at this new wonder.
The Tower neared Sarah and Cassandra, who had been resting since their battle with the dragon holograms. Sarah and Cassandra glanced up half-interested. Nothing surprised them anymore. It was all just part of a normal day.
"HEY!" Bill Nye called down. "SARAH MAMBUTOO O'MALLEY!"
"How do you know my name?" Sara called back.
"I SEE EVERYTHING FROM MY TOWER OF... AH, YES, ANYWAYS... I KNOW YOUR BROTHER JOHNNY IS MISSING!"
"You do?"
"YES, L ALSO KNOW WHERE HE IS! I MAY BE ABLE TO HELP HIM, BUT I NEED YOUR HELP!"
"Really? What can I do?!" Sarah leaped up in excitement.
"COME INSIDE AND I WILL EXPLAIN!" A ladder dropped down and Sarah was up it nearly before it hit the ground. Cassandra scrambled up after her.
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The Clovers heard Bill Nye's booming voice and moved in closer to hear.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 5, 2011 15:26:02 GMT -5
Xaadm was starting to....fall asleep. The Clover Suit people had not even moved an inch!
"What the hell?" he muttered sleepily.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 5, 2011 15:26:19 GMT -5
Since everyone else was being a faggot (except adam) and not posting, I decided to continue my narration, even though I am not supposed to be on da computer.
Sarah and Cassandra followed the path to the door that read "Conference Room". Inside waited The Ridley Siblings, and The Hearts. Cassandra was slightly amazed at how the three pterodactyls manged to fit inside.
"What's going on Bill?" Sarah asked casually and she and Cassandra took seats around a large table.
"All in good time, my drear." Bill Nye answered mysteriously. "Good then, I believe I have gathered up most of the heroes of Awesome Land." He glanced around at them all. "Zento and Cha Cha were unable to come, and I don't like Narrator or Derrick.
"I'm sure you all know by now about the Scrolls of Science and have maybe heard of the World Nexus. If not, too bad. I called you all here to tell you that the Scrolls are NOT my invention!" Everyone looked around at each other and began to mutter among themselves.
"Quiet! Um...yes.. ah... They have always existed, put here by Cavalniver to help enforce his Laws. Laws, may I remind you, that were created after the creation of Awesome Land. In an effort to enforce those Laws, he placed me within this Tower, unable to leave its confines. The Scrolls were added to help enforce the Laws."
"So...wait." Sarah scratched her head. "You mean to say that the Laws of Physics don't really exist?"
"Well, in a sense. They exist but don't HAVE to be followed. You can get around them, if you know how. Narrator is a good example of one who has no regard for the Laws Physics." Everyone thought this over.
"But the real reason I called you here was to tell you this: unless we act soon, the Dimensions could be destroyed!" A wave of panic swept across the gathered heroes. Bill Nye silenced them with a wave of his hand. "It is not yet too late, we still have time.
"At the creation of this universe, was the creation of the World Nexus. The World Nexus linked all of the Dimensions together at Nexus Points in each Dimensions. The Nexus Points kept the Dimensions from drifting apart but prevented them from collapsing in on each other.
"Or they did, until a little while ago. Until maybe a hundred years ago, Awesome Land, Ausum Land, Really Cool Land, Super Land, Special Land, and Veraland existed within separate Dimensional boundaries. Then they suddenly began moving closer together, until finally merging into one Dimension. The reason for this may be that the World Nexus has been destabilized by something. The Scrolls of Science kept the Dimensional Fabric from unraveling. There was one in each Dimension. Now there are seven in this one.
"I do not know yet what caused the Destabilization, but I know that the World Nexus is what pulled Johnny into Random World, a Dimension previously thought sealed away. Now Johnny is trapped there, until we gather the seven Scrolls."
"Do you have ANY ideas as to what caused the destabilization?" Knox inquired, scratching his chin.
"I have reason to believe that the recent spike in the number of Rift portal created and not properly sealed may have caused unraveling and Johnny's disappearance. What I DO know is that the Scrolls will allow me to close up any straggling portals."
"The Scrolls huh?" Ridley mused. "How many do we currently have now?"
"Well, with Sarah's, we now have five. We need the one from Special Land and the one from Ausum Land."
"So I guess that's were we're headed?" Cassandra asked.
"Yes, but only if you will help me." Bill Nye looked desperate.
"I'm in." Knox said first.
"Me too!"
"Yeah!"
"Me too!"
"We're in!" Ridley answered for his family.
"Us too." Sarah called up.
"Good, then. Let's begin."
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 5, 2011 15:26:33 GMT -5
Narrator got tired of whatever world/dimension thingy he was in. Lifting his mighty boot once more, Narrator punched a hole in the space-time continuum, effectively creating another portal. He stepped through it and into the room where Bill Nye and everyone else was.
"What's this about portals and physics?" Narrator queried.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 5, 2011 15:26:47 GMT -5
Bill Nye was only slightly started. "And THAT my friends is a perfect example of what I just explained." He indicated Narrator. "Random portal tearing is causing the implosion of the universe!"
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 5, 2011 15:27:04 GMT -5
Shtoople looked out upon this glorious new day. He was very eager to show show off his recently acquired knowledge of Binary and computer code.
"%^ sudo chown get package: XP," said Shtoople as the world began to shake.
"c//: stop crazy crap....... c//: stop crazy crap run." As he said this the world began to shake even more. He then tried to stop the horrible temporal doom by using binary. "011000111010101010011100101010100101010101012...................OH SHI-" said Shtoople as the world began to collapse in on itself. "111111111111111111111111111111!!!!!!!!" screamed Shtoople as the world suddenly stopped freaking out.
"Tath is was 2 close fur confourt," said Shtoople as his body began to glow.
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Shtoople awoke to the sound of birds singing. As Shtoople got up he noticed that his body had grown about 50 feet. He also took notice of the large W on his forehead. "Eye wonsker wat maid these happen?" said a distressed Shtoople, "If omly Iye could spoke good garmmers." Shtoople stood up on his 500 legs and said, "I hope that i can get used to being a centiped-" Shtoople gasped in awe at his perfect vernacular. "I can speak well!" said an exuberant Shtoople, "I wonder what else i can do?"
As Shtoople walked down the road he noticed his Republican Zombie Horde. "You guys need to find something else to do." and with that, all the undead left to star in Dawn of The Dead 5. "I can shape reality!" said Shtoople as an evil grin spread itself upon his face. "I need to use this to my fullest advantage....."
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 5, 2011 15:30:28 GMT -5
"I THINK YOU LIKE ME TEARING HOLES IN REALITY SCIENCE MAN," Narrator said. "IT GIVES YOU SOMETHING TO DO IN THIS PLOT."
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 5, 2011 15:30:49 GMT -5
Xaadm stared at the sky remembering the good old days back in Organization XII. How did Xaadm survive? Well it went a little like this....
Flashback:
*Xaadm walkes into the Organization castle.
"Hey guys I got......the......pizza?" Xaadm looked around...and saw that everyone was dead.
"Oh goddammit!"
End Flashback
Xaadm sighed and decided to go somewhere else. He created a dark portal and ended up in Bill nye's tower thing along with everybody else.
"Wuzzup!"
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 5, 2011 15:31:00 GMT -5
"POOP FACE DON'T BELONG."
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 5, 2011 15:31:12 GMT -5
"No, I don't much like you tearing holes in the FABRIC OF REALITY!" the Science Guy fumed. "It's buffoons like you who are destroying the universe! And yet... I can only admire you. You are the one person who obeys no Laws of Physics set down. I can only envy you as I am the only man who is bound to them."
Bill Nye shook off his sorrow. "Will you aid us in our quest to restore the Dimensions?"
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 5, 2011 15:31:24 GMT -5
Xaadm decided to hide in a corner and watch the procesion. He rubbed the hilt of his sword thoughtfully.
"This place has many souls. Many hearts. The others might be gone...But I can still become whole again." he said to himself. "Just have to be patient."
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 5, 2011 15:31:36 GMT -5
Suddenly the Clovers started moving again. Using some sort of physics defying powers they heard everything Bill Nye said.
"I guess we should get to Ausum Land to find that last Scroll."
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 5, 2011 15:31:39 GMT -5
"I GUESS YOU SHOULD SHUT UP AND STOP SPYING POOP FACES," Narrator yelled at the Clovers.
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