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Post by Monika on Mar 5, 2011 21:21:26 GMT -5
"It's been 6 months and 3 days..6 months and 3 days and the country is finally at peace! We should all celebrate!" Aurora yelled, fluttering about around the second Imperial Tower in the heart of Awesome Land's new capital, Dynasty City.
"Yes, let us. An ornate party, ball, parade and other such events will be held...if they must." Chancellor Awesome, Aurora's heavily armed advisor, muttered under his breath.
"Pardon? What was that last part, Chancellor?" Aurora glared at him.
"Nothing, nothing, Your Highness. I'll get right on the event planning." C. Awesome began to walk down the tower stairs when he was quickly stopped by a call from Aurora.
"Hold on! You can't have excitement without...
'Please don't say him, please don't say him, please don't say-'
"Giggles the Clown!" Aurora cheered, clapping her hands wildly. Immediately upon saying this, a short man clad in white make up, a red rubber nose, giant shoes and a strange polka dotted outfit ascended the stairs. He looked very, very uninterested with his current line of work. "Now, you and Giggles go off and tell everyone about the upcoming events! Don't come back until everyone knows!"
"But I don't-" Chancellor Awesome began. Before he could finish, Aurora had teleported him and Giggles all the way outside the tower. "Darn..." C. Awesome sighed. "Come on, Giggles. Let's go tell people of the parties. And please try to be exciting."
"Yea, whateva." Giggles muttered in a very deep, unfunny voice.
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Major Xeno
Aspiring Author
Master of Fire
A Perfect World makes a Horrible Story
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Post by Major Xeno on Mar 5, 2011 21:37:41 GMT -5
ruuuuruuuuuruuuu RUUUUUURUUUUURUUUUUURUUUUUU rruuuuuuruuuuuuuruuuuuuuuuuuu.
"Ah, here we are, lovely....."
The doctor looked around.
"Wherever we are."
The Doctor whipped on his brown overcoat and shut the TARDIS door behind him.
A gleaming crystal utopia greeted the Doctor, and he subconsciously frowned. Giant Crystal Utopias seldom were, he found.
Oh well. New Land, new place, and no companion to worry over.
The doctor grinned as he twirled his Sonic Screwdriver around his digits.
It's been so long since he had Fun.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 5, 2011 21:48:21 GMT -5
Stella, atop her UFO sputtered along, hovering about three feet off the ground. She'd been wandering for days without seeing a single soul. OR living person. She wasn't discouraged. She just kept on going.
Suddenly, Dynasty City loomed before her. She smiled.
"Looks like they're getting ready for a party!"
Suddenly a police box dropped down beside her and man exited.
"Hello. What's your name?"
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Post by Calefrun on Mar 5, 2011 22:15:20 GMT -5
At the same time, Cale Efrun and his father were arriving in Dynasty city, having been summoned to help with the preparations for the upcoming celebration. Through some unknown magic, they had received the message the second it was sent, and had been teleported to the city gates as soon as they had packed their things. Though they came from a small town, their butcher shop was fairly well known, and Cale's father had been called to help prepare meat for the party.
"Cale," Mr. Efrun said, "I'm going to go on ahead to the Imperial Tower. You can explore the city for a while if you'd like, but come to the tower in time to assist in the preparations."
"Yes, sir." Cale responded.
The two parted ways, and Cale began to walk around. He had never been to a city before, and so he was amazed by the sight of it all. After wandering around for a while, he saw a ninja talking to a man by a phone booth. Intrigued, he began walking in that direction.
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Post by Myrdraxxis on Mar 5, 2011 22:33:00 GMT -5
Azzi wasn't exactly sure of a lot of things. He wasn't sure why he had woken up in this strange city, or why there was a man in a phone booth and a girl in a UFO hovering a few yards away. He also wasn't sure why, being a vampire, he had yet to be incinerated from being in the sun. Ah well, he'd just roll with it.
"Greetings, fellow city-folk!" He yelled, shadow-jumping -or whatever- up to the two.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 5, 2011 22:43:53 GMT -5
the UFO spun around, nearly throwing Stella off. "Hi people!" she waved frantically at the vampire ninja and the other guy.
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Post by Calefrun on Mar 5, 2011 22:45:12 GMT -5
Cale, not expecting to have been addressed, said rather awkwardly, "Um... hello."
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Post by TEAM_DERRICK on Mar 5, 2011 22:46:05 GMT -5
At that moment, TEAM_DERRICK stopped trying to invade continental Europe and decided to drop back into his home land.
"Hey guys, whats-" He took a quick glance around the place, "Where the fuck is Shtoople?"
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 5, 2011 22:47:06 GMT -5
Stella stood up proudly on her UFO. "My name is Stella and I am the greatest Space Ninja in all of Far Out!"
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Post by Myrdraxxis on Mar 5, 2011 22:49:15 GMT -5
Azzi perked up. A fellow ninja! How joyous! "Greetings, Stella. I am Azzi, of the clan THundercougerfalconbird." he bowed in typical asian ninja fashion.
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Post by TEAM_DERRICK on Mar 5, 2011 22:52:01 GMT -5
"Ninjas," DERRICK didn't like the looks of this, "Where there are Ninja's, there are disgruntled Pirates..."
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Post by Calefrun on Mar 5, 2011 22:52:33 GMT -5
Cale, who noted the fact that he had not asked who she was, had no idea what a Space Ninja or Far Out were. So he responded simply, "My name's Cale. I'm an apprentice butcher from Ausum Land."
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Post by Myrdraxxis on Mar 5, 2011 22:53:58 GMT -5
"It's not pirates we have to worry about.' Azzi waved the comment off. Everyone one knew that pirates only lived partly on land and mostly in water. Or maybe that was amphibians. "Werewolves, however..." Azzi scowled.
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Post by Monika on Mar 5, 2011 22:54:34 GMT -5
"Oh, dear..." Chancellor Awesome looked at all of the newcomers that had decided to show up in Awesome Land all at once and was immediately bothered, to say the least. "Strange looking people have never done the Empire any good..." he sighed, shaking his head disapprovingly. "Come, Chuckles. Let's go keep an eye on the newcomers."
"The name's 'Giggles', pal!" Giggles grumbled, swearing under his breath.
"My apologies, jester. Come, Giggles. Let us go keep an eye on the newcomers." C. Awesome corrected himself, moving briskly toward the other characters while maintaining a safe distance.
"Yea, yea..." Giggles hobbled over next to Chancellor Awesome and rolled his eyes exasperatedly.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 5, 2011 22:54:56 GMT -5
"Ausum Land..." Stella contemplated. "I think I passed by that place. Really noisy. Smelled like brass and saliva. And yes, a fellow ninja! The Thundercougerfalconbird clan is unknown to me. But oh well. there's a party going on right here!"
Then she noticed Giggles and frowned. "Oh, a creepy clown man. Yuck"
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Post by TEAM_DERRICK on Mar 5, 2011 22:58:32 GMT -5
"I FUCKING LOVE CLOWNS!" DERRICK bounded over to giggles and pulled him into a tight embrace. "Never leave my side... Mmmm."
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Post by Monika on Mar 5, 2011 23:06:24 GMT -5
"Hey...get off of me, will ya?!" Giggles squirmed for a moment before wriggling one of his arms free. He pulled a small, brightly colored handkerchief from inside his shirt. And then he continued pulling. Rather than go on and describe the entire trick, I'll just say that after a while Giggles had pulled a multicolored, yard long handkerchief from his shirt. "Hey, pal, pull me free!" Giggles motioned toward the Chancellor and tossed the intertwined cloth toward him.
"Do your job and entertain the fellow, please, Giggles?" Chancellor Awesome ignored the request completely.
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Post by TEAM_DERRICK on Mar 5, 2011 23:08:36 GMT -5
DERRICK then proceeded to eat Giggles. This sent Giggles through an endless repercussion of space time which eventually let him out nearly 5,000 of his years later, but it was only two seconds for everyone else.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 5, 2011 23:08:47 GMT -5
Stella laid down on the UFO as it moved past the creepy clown man and Derrick. "You look important," she said to C. Awesome. "What's everyone celebrating?"
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Post by TEAM_DERRICK on Mar 5, 2011 23:10:45 GMT -5
DERRICK noticed that Stella was now in the general vicinity (which didn't really matter seeing as how he can teleport) and said, "I'm totally shipping you with Shtoople. Where is he anyway?"
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