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Post by Mizagium on Mar 7, 2011 17:33:53 GMT -5
Stella swam around for a few minutes before she realized that she couldn't breath inside the balloon dragon, so she rapidly swam to the surface and used her neon blue katana to puncture the surface and escape. The wound promptly sealed itself. Stella seated herself next to Azzi. "Hurry, Vamp! Other guy stole my UFO!"
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Post by Myrdraxxis on Mar 7, 2011 17:39:42 GMT -5
Azzi, a this point, didn't care who's side he was on and simply nodded. "Alright!" He stood proudly and pointed a finger forward. "Forward, son! To victory!" he'd long ago given up on making sense of any of this and decided to roll with it. Then his stomach rumbled. He was getting hungry again. "Stella, perhaps you shouldn't be so close." he advised, not looking at the other ninja.
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Post by Calefrun on Mar 7, 2011 17:57:19 GMT -5
Cale heard the comment about him stealing the UFO, and normally, he would have offered up a response in his defense. He no longer cared. He had finally figured out how to fly this thing, and he was enjoying the fizz out of it. Knowing that the others were gaining on him, he increased the UFO to its top speed, wondering how the Dynasty City had room for such a long chase.
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Post by Monika on Mar 7, 2011 21:25:56 GMT -5
"SQUEEEEEEEEAK, SQUEEAK SQUEAK!" Roughly translated as "KILL THE SPACECRAFT THIEF!", VBR decided to use its second ultimate attack. "SQUEAK, SQUEEEEEAK!" - SUPERMASSIVE BALLOON GRAVITY BLAST! VBR started breathing a balloon, even more massive than the one it had tried to inflate in the palace. Slowly but surely, the balloon began to encompass the entire city, becoming so massive that it had its own gravity. Enough gravity to pull the UFO toward it.
"SQUEAK!" VBR cheered.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 7, 2011 21:31:10 GMT -5
Stella climbed her way up VBR's neck, causing squeaking noises the whole way. When she reached the head, she sat cross legged and rocked her head back and forth while humming. "I literally have no idea what's going on right now," she said casually to whomever was listening.
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Post by Major Xeno on Mar 7, 2011 21:39:31 GMT -5
However, DERRICK was ingeniously stopped by the well-placed TARDIS Door, as without a key, he was unable to open the door, and after repeating furiously, was temporally displaced to the time to the dinosaurs.
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Post by Calefrun on Mar 7, 2011 21:43:09 GMT -5
Calefrun, not sure how a balloon blew up a balloon, or how said balloon had gravity, could do nothing but yell, "Fizz!" as he suddenly flew backwards, colliding with the balloon at a speed that would have killed him, were it not a balloon.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 7, 2011 21:45:48 GMT -5
Stella front-flipped onto the UFO and sat beside Cale. "Sooooooooo, how was the ride?"
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Post by Calefrun on Mar 7, 2011 21:46:56 GMT -5
He grinned. "Pretty fun, actually." His expression suddenly changed though, and he said, "Let's not do that again."
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 7, 2011 21:48:50 GMT -5
"Yeah, he takes some getting used to. Bit testy." She patted the hull affectionately. "You know, you're actually pretty good swordsman. GASP! YOU SHOULD TOTALLY GET SOME SWORDS AND THEN WE COULD FIGHT CRIME AND STUFF!"
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Post by Calefrun on Mar 7, 2011 21:55:03 GMT -5
Cale thought about this for a moment. It was an interesting idea, and it sounded like it would be more exciting than being a butcher, but at the same time, he couldn't just leave his family and home to go on adventures with this crazy space ninja girl...
"Hmmmmm," was all he said, and he scratched his head, deep in thought,
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Post by Myrdraxxis on Mar 7, 2011 21:59:21 GMT -5
"I tried crime-fighting once." Azzi said, randomly jumping down between the two of them. "Not as fun as it sounds. People are assholes."
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Post by Monika on Mar 7, 2011 22:10:34 GMT -5
"Squeak squeak!" Roughly translated as 'I hope you learned your lesson, UFOjacker.'
Once the epic air battle had cleared and the townspeople had forgotten all about it, Giggles, who had not yet found Chancellor Awesome, looked up in the sky with his mouth ajar.
"What the f-
"Good afternoon, Giggles. How did the rest of your act go? I had to leave to take care of some...foreign affairs." Chancellor Awesome appeared out of some nearby tent carrying a stick of cotton candy, blatantly lying as he shoved the candy through his helmet.
"Hey, Chancellor, you mind tellin' me WHAT THE HELL IS GOIN' ON HERE? What's up with that giant balloon dragon that just appeared during the middle of my performance? Huh? EXPLAIN, BUBS." Giggles hobbled over to C. Awesome and poked his waist (the only thing he could reach) accusingly.
"Why, Giggles, I was thoroughly impressed!" 'Lying solves everything, right?'
"What? What are you yappin-
"First you warm us up with some killer jokes, and then you use magic to create a monstrous balloon dragon! I didn't know you had it in you, Giggles!" 'I can't really tell him that I had to divert everyone's attention from his act. It would crush his poor clown heart.' C. Awesome decided it best to stretch the truth by a mile or two.
"I did what? You tellin' me I CREATED THAT THING?!" Giggles looked up at C. Awesome incredulously, his mouth still ajar.
"You're quite the accomplished mage, Giggles! I had no idea you could be this entertaining!" C. Awesome shoved more cotton candy through his helmet, hoping the sweet fluffy goodness would filter the lies.
"I'm A WHAT?"
"Oh, don't play dumb, Giggles! Why didn't you tell me you were such a great sorcerer?" 'I CAN'T EAT THIS STUFF FAST ENOUGH. Sweeten the lies, candy! SWEETEN THE LIES!'
"Well, uh, I didn't-
"I'm really, really impressed. You should do this more often!" Chancellor Awesome had no idea what he was getting himself into.
"Yea, I guess I am pretty awesome!" Giggles laughed. "I should do this magic junk more often, eh? Incorporate it into my jokes more often!" Giggles put his hands on his hips and struck a triumphant pose, pleased with his non-accomplishment.
'Oh, crap...He's going to start using magic he doesn't have...' Chancellor Awesome nodded and shoved the last of his cotton candy through his helmet, shutting his eyes as if he didn't want to see where this was going. He already knew, though.
"Yea, yea! I can see it now! I'll say 'Why was Tigger looking down the toilet? Because he was trying to find Pooh! Wuh ha, wuh ha!' And then a giant bear will appear right over there!" Giggles pointed in front of him and closed his eyes as if he were channeling all his non-magical energy to summon a giant bear.
'Fiz, fiz, fiz, fiz, fiz...What to do? What to do? Um...Well, here goes nothing.' Chancellor Awesome, after a few seconds of panicking, pointed toward Giggles. A beam of energy traveled from his finger to the clown.
Subsequently, a beam of energy traveled from Giggles' fingers to the ground in front of him, and thus a giant version of Winnie the Pooh appeared in front of him. He opened his eyes and, sure enough, saw the bear. "Hey, hey! This magic stuff is really somethin'! Maybe I could use it to create a bottle of seltzer water, or a never ending handkerchief!" Giggles pointed at two other spots on the ground, and sure enough a spray bottle filled with carbonated water and a multicolored handkerchief of infinite length appeared at those spots.
"Yep, you sure are something, Giggles! Soooo impressive!" Chancellor Awesome laughed nervously. 'I really hope I don't regret this decision. A clown who can use magic...Nothing bad can happen, right?'
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 7, 2011 22:25:14 GMT -5
Stella guided the UFO down to ground level. "Hey, shiny man, where'd the lady go? I thought there was a party going on or something?" Cale was still on the UFO with her.
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Post by Monika on Mar 7, 2011 22:34:20 GMT -5
Assuming Stella was addressing him, Chancellor Awesome turned to Stella and said "I believe she said she was ensuring that Cale's father and his reservation plans were proceeding smoothly." He pointed toward one of the hotels that had apparently been in Awesome Land for some time now. "Of course, she doesn't need to be here for the festivities. Please, party to your heart's content. There are sleazy fortune tellers, rigged carnival games and food quite liable to kill you. So please, enjoy."
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Post by Myrdraxxis on Mar 7, 2011 22:39:05 GMT -5
"Question, is this a big party, or one of those closed events? Cause I don't do small gigs." Azzi said, crossing his arms and making it look like he actually knew what he was talking about.
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Post by Xelwes on Mar 7, 2011 22:42:50 GMT -5
Near Stella came a loud oddly deep and cow-ish bark. Obviously it was a message for her.
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Post by Calefrun on Mar 7, 2011 22:45:30 GMT -5
Cale climbed down from the UFO, and began walking towards the hotel that his father had said he would be in. Without looking back, he said, "I'll see you guys later, I've got stuff to take care of."
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 7, 2011 22:45:30 GMT -5
Everyone's favorite space ninja peered over the edge of her spaceship. "Bad doggie." Very slowly the UFO ascended to a height of at least three stories.
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Post by Xelwes on Mar 7, 2011 22:49:24 GMT -5
Being largely ignored by the space ninja girl, Cow-man decided to go to the closest kiddie game and tell everyone of his favorite oddly dressed terrifying being ever. No not SLENDERMAN. PFG. Yes that wonderful fire covered menace.
"Hey little guy," Cow-man said to a rather large muscular man. "I know someone you would just LOVE."
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