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Post by TEAM_DERRICK on Mar 7, 2011 15:45:33 GMT -5
DERRICK then teleported into the vicinity and proceeded to create a fortress made of sex.
"OH YEAH, WE'RE BROADCASTING ON HBO NOW!~" he screamed.
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Post by Xelwes on Mar 7, 2011 15:51:32 GMT -5
The first show of Fortress of Sex was of Cow-man raping Balloon Ridley.
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Post by Monika on Mar 7, 2011 15:51:37 GMT -5
"SQUEEEEEEEAK!" Vampire Balloon Ridley squeaked in agreement, eager to become a Vampire Balloon Ninja...I guess. "Squeak, squeeeeak squeeeeak squeak!" Roughly translated, VBR was saying "But first we should help Cale find his father." The balloon dragon floated toward Cale and Stella and waited for them to lead the way.
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"GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME, DOC." Giggles roared. "I ain't crazy. Confused as hell, but I ain't crazy. Now get outta here!" Giggles hobbled away from The Doctor and made his way into the main city...where many a festivity were going on. Parades, fortune tellers, bands, gypsies, THE WORKS! Aurora had clearly done much in the time she wasn't listening to Giggles' anti-comedy.
"Now, where the hell did that Chancellor guy go? I gotta bone to pick with him. A funny bone! Wuh ha! Wuh ha! Wuh ha!"
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 7, 2011 15:54:46 GMT -5
The UFO rose up several feet into the air. It made the sounds of a car revving up. "Uh-oh. Looks like the balloon dragon wants to race, other guy. Alright, motherfizzers! Let's do this!" The UFO jerked forward at 88 VPH (miles per hour in Awesome Land), leaving behind a trail of fire.
"WEEEEEEEEE!"
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Post by Xelwes on Mar 7, 2011 15:54:55 GMT -5
"I hear a cry for milk! AWAAAAAAY!" This anti-hero, who had just gotten away with rape, was now going to follow a bunch of random people around. Possibly for more mind fuck.
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Post by Monika on Mar 7, 2011 15:58:57 GMT -5
"SQUEEEEAK!" VBR squeaked, roughly translated as 'Hold on, Azzi!' VBR forced his oversized body out of the palace doors and floated along...slowly. He was a balloon, after all. HE COULDN'T GO VERY QUICKLY. "Squeeeeeeak!" VBR instead decided to win the cool way, by rapid firing balloons at Stella's UFO to steer it off course.
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Post by Myrdraxxis on Mar 7, 2011 16:01:34 GMT -5
"Hmm, okay, your first ninja lesson will have to be speed training then." Azzi said aloud, scratching his chin. He made a mental note to kill this "Cow-man" later on.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 7, 2011 16:02:52 GMT -5
"Hang on, other guy." Stella stood up on the UFO and turned around. I guess the thing was on autopilot or something. "Mario Kart, motherfizzers!" She produced more of her glowing neon green shurikens and tossed them back at her opponents.
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Post by Calefrun on Mar 7, 2011 16:05:03 GMT -5
And Cale just hung there, since there wasn't really anything else he could do. Though he didn't really want to participate in this insanity, he still had a strange urge to help. If only he had a bow...
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Post by Myrdraxxis on Mar 7, 2011 16:06:48 GMT -5
Azzi casually caught the shuriken...unsure why they were suddenly fighting each other. But that didn't matter anymore! His pride as a vampire-ninja and a father would not allow such a challenge to go unanswered. "Secret Ninja technique!" he reached into his jacket. "GUN!"
*BANG*
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 7, 2011 16:09:54 GMT -5
"Hey, other guy, take over, kay?" The claw reached up and set Cale atop the UFO. "You find your father. I'll stall them." Without another word, Stella leaped off the back end of the UFO right at VBR.
"YOU SHALL NOT PASS EVENT HORIZON PAWNCH!"
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Post by Calefrun on Mar 7, 2011 16:12:58 GMT -5
"WHHHHHHHHAAAAT?!?" Cale yelled after her. He had no idea how to steer this thing, so he just tried to ride it like some kind of hover-board or something.
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Post by Monika on Mar 7, 2011 16:13:07 GMT -5
"SQUEEEAK!" VBR breathed a fully inflated rubber balloon right in front of him, roughly the size of a miniature planet. The planetary balloon intercepted the PAWNCH and bounced it back toward Stella.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 7, 2011 16:19:43 GMT -5
Stella caught the reflected Event Horizon Pawnch and grinned in mid air. "DOUBLE EVENT HORIZON PAWNCH!" This time bother her fists were used in the attack. She smashed through the reflection balloon and hit VBR square in the eyes.
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Post by Monika on Mar 7, 2011 16:25:17 GMT -5
"Squeeeeeak!" VBR squeaked in what would be the equivalent of a maniacal laugh. The force of Stella's double PAWNCH was so great that she ended up penetrating the dragon itself. Of course, VBR didn't pop. It healed itself with more balloons before any air could escape. Now Stella was deep inside the belly of VAMPIRE BALLOON RIDLEY. VBR, able to manipulate his insides, sent thousands of balloons inside his body to enclose Stella.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 7, 2011 16:31:53 GMT -5
Unfortunately for them, Stella loves balloons. "Hooray!" came her muffled shout. "It's like the play pen at McJimmy's! Except there's less death." She then proceeded to start swimming around in the balloons.
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Post by Calefrun on Mar 7, 2011 16:34:46 GMT -5
Cale, still struggling to control the UFO, had thus far managed to avoid killing any of the people on the streets, though just barely. He looked behind him and saw what was taking place inside the VBR. He wanted to help, but had no idea how. It almost looked... fun.
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Post by Xelwes on Mar 7, 2011 16:44:51 GMT -5
Cow-man leisurely drank justice milk with PFG.
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Post by Major Xeno on Mar 7, 2011 17:24:22 GMT -5
Shaking his head at Giggles suicidal tendencies, the Doctor sprinted for the TARDIS, before diving headlong into it and locked the door behind him.
"What the bloody hell is going on in this madhouse?" he panted, tossing his coat onto a crook of the structure.
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Post by TEAM_DERRICK on Mar 7, 2011 17:30:32 GMT -5
DERRICK decided that he needed to make a collect call, so he stole the TARDIS and rode to the age of the dinosaurs.
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