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Post by Mizagium on Oct 3, 2013 13:41:30 GMT -5
"Let's do this!" Leto said excitedly, punching a raptor in the face one last time before following Max out of the diner. He turned back and called out "Sam! Put on my tab!" and stepped out into the city. He always enjoyed the city. It was apparently a very accepting place, since no one had yet called him out on being a displaced ancient warrior with flaming halloween icon for a head.
"Now then. Which way to the Aquarius Power Whatever?" Leto glanced around. Most of the buildings looked the same to him.
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Post by Mizagium on Oct 3, 2013 13:41:40 GMT -5
Leah follows Max out of the dinner, setting some dinosaurs on fire and handing one to each person for some "weapons" in there dramatic break in of Max's fathers competition. She teleports whisper back home so nothing bad would happen to him.
"Everyone ready?" Leah calls out to all there "Fighters"
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Post by Mizagium on Oct 3, 2013 13:41:55 GMT -5
"Yay..." muttered Post as excitedly as he could, as he coldly knocked out an innocent bystander by accident on purpose he had been standing next to for the last couple of minutes. He didn't know why he did it, actually. It was probably because of his ridiculous polka-dot necktie. He gave a little extra kick at the man's unconscious shape lying now in a heap on the floor. before plowing his way out of the diner. Served him right for wearing silly polka-dotted ties...
Once he was outside again, he grunted at the giant wall of dialogue that was starting to build up above him. He then looked at the rest of the newly formed fellowship. How about we go right now and get this over with...?" he grumbled, before stumbling off in a random direction. He was sure that the evil interdimensional College and Highschool students would figure out a way of getting him to where he was supposed to go. Unfortunately for him, though, the College students were probably feeling particularly dickish that morning, since the random direction he had just taken entailed ungracefully smacking his face straight into a streetlight and crashing down on his back into the muddy street.
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Post by Mizagium on Oct 3, 2013 13:42:07 GMT -5
"Well as long as I can have their souls..." Darcs said, following Max outside the diner, he turned down the flaming dinosaur weapon for something more traditional. He instantly set a random passerby on fire, actively summoning the grim reaper. "Hey man" "Thup" "Can I borow your scythe" "Oh Yea thure I don't need it for killing people or anything..." "Cool thanks" And with that, Darcs stole the scythe of the grim reaper, who continued acting up and out of his mind yelling at the neophyte to give it back saying he was therious, whilst The neophyte prophet merely mocked his lisp, saying he needed it for soul grabbing. Grimm did whine the good whine for the better half of a minute. But the neophyte said nay, for he had holy dibs, and holy they were. Grimm begrudgingly took the flaming corpse back with him to hell while the dark demon stood, letting his bloody robes flow. With epic scythe in hand The Just one announced "Lo, let there be asskicking and soul taking under this mans service!"
And it was good.
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Post by Mizagium on Oct 3, 2013 13:42:18 GMT -5
Bill followed the small group snacking on his chili fries. He put his hand on Leah's shoulder and offered one to her. " These chili fries are most savory, would you like one most beautiful ma'dam? " He said offering one extremely greasy chili fry. He watched the chili part fall to the cement, " You can have a different one. "
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Post by Mizagium on Oct 3, 2013 13:42:34 GMT -5
Leah jumped and turned around as someone taps on her shoulder, She was just about to burn him like her old town burned her family, she even had the fire balls in her hands and her eyes turned bright red before she relised it was just someone offering her a chili fry.
"Oh.. um... yeah thanks" Says Leah, she was blushing at her huge over reaction. When the person drops the fry and offers her a new one she just snaps her fingers and makes the chili fry float back up to her, she also separates the dirt and gravel from it before taking a bite. "Thank you" She says before turning back around and starts walking again.
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Post by Mizagium on Oct 3, 2013 13:42:44 GMT -5
" woah, that was most triumphant! Might you teach me your ways? " He said ruffling his hand through his yellow hair, his eyes as wide as moons. Full ones, not those half baby moons. He jumped over a crack and kept walking. " This is a bummer, I wish we had some of those wheeled shoes? Dost not thou? " He said poking Leha again trying to see the fireball really.
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Post by Mizagium on Oct 3, 2013 13:42:54 GMT -5
" woah, that was most triumphant! Might you teach me your ways? " He said ruffling his hand through his yellow hair, his eyes as wide as moons. Full ones, not those half baby moons. He jumped over a crack and kept walking. " This is a bummer, I wish we had some of those wheeled shoes? Dost not thou? " He said poking Leha again trying to see the fireball really.
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Post by Mizagium on Oct 3, 2013 13:43:04 GMT -5
"I cant teach you in my ways, your born with it or you don't have it, and trust me, most people would be glad they did not have it" Says Leah Rolling her eyes. "And stop your excessive poking at once!" She says as she hits his hand away.
"wheeled shoes..? yeah I guess.." Leah says with a small smile. She snaps her fingers and makes wheels appear on the bottom of his shoes, she was hopeing they would catch him by surprise and make him trip so she get away from his annoyingness.
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Post by Mizagium on Oct 3, 2013 13:43:16 GMT -5
"I cant teach you in my ways, your born with it or you don't have it, and trust me, most people would be glad they did not have it"
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"Listen kid..." He said to the blonde haired kid, "I can get you some sick fires you don't even know..." Quick smoke teleportation and he appeared next to the witch, leaning on her with a shoulder. As sleazy salesman like as possible, "I got the hookups see, I can get you so many types of magic it isn't even funny...." With a snap of his fingers several contracts appeared. "You want one or all? A specific type?" With another snap he appearified a skull pen, which then floated over to the boy. "You want sick fires like these?" He created two large wisps of green fire before tossing them back in the direction of the diner.
He appeared next to the boy in a puff of smoke, and in the most stereotypical old scratch way possible, he said "Pick your poison"
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Post by Mizagium on Oct 3, 2013 13:43:26 GMT -5
Leto took a moment to chuckle at the strange depressed-looking man who walked into a telephone pole. He liked that guy....whoever he was. Then he noted what was happening with the others. He scoffed, shaking his head at the conversation from the...other people. He didn't bother to remember their names. To be honest he wasn't even sure when most of them had shown up, but whatever. Go with the flow and all that. He shook his head, clearing his throat to get their attention.
"That's dumb." he said flatly. "Everyone knows magic doesn't exist." The eternal fire that surrounded his head burned proudly. "Duh."
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Post by Mizagium on Oct 3, 2013 13:43:37 GMT -5
The strange, haphazard party ventured through the streets of Dominion City. Pedestrians, cars, and even a few police stopped and let them pass. Perhaps it was out of respect. More likely, it was out of fear. Yes. Definitely fear. The sight of a demonic soul collector was probably more than enough to send even the most hardened street criminal cowering in fear. Also, the man with a burning pumpkin for a head probably caused some bowels to loose.
Before they knew it, the headquarters of the Aquarius' Hydroelectric Company: a massive dam that held back the Kickass River, funneling it through turbines that generated electricity which was supplied to about a fifth of the city and surrounding suburbs. Max surveyed it with a look that said "Eh, I've seen bigger."
But before he could even reach into his Sack, the sky above the dam began to swirl and a storm picked up, sending torrents of wind and rain at our intrepid heroes, heroines, anti-heroes, and Bruadar Shadowweave.
"Not cool, dude!" Max shouted at the weather shift.
That when the tentacle burst from the meager river at the bottom and grabbed Post WordFlow.
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Post by Mizagium on Oct 3, 2013 13:43:48 GMT -5
"HA! you wish" Says Leah pushing the contract back towards the teletorting guy. "Whats the catch in this one? you want me to trade in my soul or something?" She asks sarcasticly. "No thanks"
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Post by Mizagium on Oct 3, 2013 13:44:02 GMT -5
Post looked at the newly formed description that had just appeared above him. Sure, whatever, there were some scary people in this group, but just because there were some people amongst them that, if they weren't busy following them, would probably be in some truck with not so healthy intentions in mind... But that didn't really matter right now. Nothing did when you were a mere puppet, made to entertain beings too powerful to imagine. Also, what did the description mean with that "tentac-"?
As the mysterious purple tentacle latched completely around his legs, torso and neck and tried to drag him down into the river waters, Post managed to take hold on to a strategically-placed telephone pole. As the tentacle tugged him back, as strong as ever, Post turned around to face his companions, as scratch marks started to appear on the telephone pole's wooden surface. "Don't just stand there! I've seen enough Hentai to see were this is going!" However, before any of them could take any action, a curious coincidence took place; Post resigned himself to his sad fate of being probably tentacle-raped, in slight hopes that he would be forever remembered in the pages of some extremely fetishist manga, exactly when the tentacled monster gave its mightiest tug yet. The result was a small dot soaring at full speed through the air towards the cement surface of the dam.
Post had never experienced the miracle of flight but, many years later, when his grandchildren would ask him how it felt, he would always answer, a nostalgic tear slowly running down his cheek, like this "Just like catching fire while barbecuing drunk. Horrible"
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Post by Mizagium on Oct 3, 2013 13:44:17 GMT -5
"Well DUHH!" Darcs responded to the witch, "What, do you want me to give you or him the powers of a god for free? Im really hungry and I didn't get to eat back at the cafe so of COURSE I want a soul!" With a humph he teleported over the witch, mumbling "No thanks... I'll show you my no thanks..." snatching the contract from her hand. "Seriously, i'll never get it with you mortals and your attachment to those things 'oh mr.demon don't take my soul' WHY!? You guys never use them for anything... wait..." He looked back at the witch. "Your a necromancer that's it, you want all the souls to your self..."
Before he could continue with a rant about his gripe with necromancer kind, storms and tentacle monsters happened. Either a disturbance in chaos or they just wanted to fuck with humans before the apocalypse... Either one was viable, he knew how they enjoyed fucking with people... Cthulga, a writhing mass of tentacles grabbed onto Post, the depressing member of his party. As a demonic prophet with nigh limitless hell-fury and just-power he could make devastating magic happen, he could predict a random thing and chaos theory would make it so, hell, he could use THE GRIM REAPERS FUCKING SCYTHE.
But no, he had only one word of advice for post. Possibly the most important. "FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AND ALL HIS DESPICABLNES DO NOT LET HIM RIP OFF YOUR PANTS!"
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Post by Mizagium on Oct 3, 2013 13:44:28 GMT -5
Bruadar looked up at the swirling clouds. Rain...lovely, he thought. He put his hands through a series of mystic gestures and created an umbrella made of shadow-stuff, thereby making it solid. "I hate rain."
He then looked towards the river and saw the man known as Post traveling through the air towards the dam. "That might hurt," he said to himself. He went through another set of gestures and conjured a blob of shadow-stuff around the dam. This particular blob was more illusion than solid, thereby making it softer...
...also, it was in the form of Bruadar's super-special-awesome-handsome face!!!!!
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Post by Mizagium on Oct 3, 2013 13:44:36 GMT -5
Leto took one look at the random tentacle monster thing that had randomly popped out of the ground, drew his sword and charged without a second thought. That was how he worked. See target, attack, think about it later. It made him a good fighter, but a terrible...everything else.
"JKDGBJKGR!" he cried out, swinging at the monster. His sword was a masterpiece of forging. Made of legendary metals with names that have long been forgotten, forged by master spell-crafters and baked in the fires of a dragon.
But Leto did not know this; he'd swiped the sword from a Renaissance Fair one day after a few too many drinks. Nevertheless, the sword did it's job very well. He sliced the tentacle in two with a mighty swing. "And that's how you do it!" he yelled, continuously stabbing the the random beast.
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Post by Mizagium on Oct 3, 2013 13:44:48 GMT -5
"OH MY HORUS!" He yelled in absolute horror, as he watched Leto slash the beast in half. "You can't KILL Cthulga! He's a direct descendant of Cthulu, he's got regeneration! Now there's just gonna be TWO angry tentacle monsters!" Darcs yelled at Leto, probably in naught. He figured if anyone was gonna solve this, it was gonna be him, the loathsome evil demon.
Somewhere an irony obsessed highschooler god laughed.
"Cthuga! O'ma sifc'tly ra'agn?" Darcs said, in his native love-craftian tounge. "A'SLAT YU'N HE'RAL'RRZTY." The beast replied. The newly formed clone threw in "Y'UN AWAES'T YEFGJD HFER'TY!". "O'rleyh?" The neophyte replied. "JA JA" Said the huge writhing masses of tentacles. "Blarp." Darcs said quickly, as he turned to face the non-battle logged of party. "Okay guys, I know how this is gonna sound... But apparently I was off when I said the apocalypse is in two days... It's actually... Today!" And with this statement, a single bright light shone from above as millions of gold clad angels filled the air, bringing all of the lighter side of fantasy and myths, and from the growing crack in the pavement next to Darcs, arose an army of dark.
"So like... We might wanna go somewhere..."
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Post by Mizagium on Oct 3, 2013 13:45:02 GMT -5
Cthulga rose from the river, his multitude of tentacles reaching up to the heavens and plucking a dozen or so angels from the sky and devouring them. He burped an unholy burp and crawl/rolled onto the land and began to furiously besiege the angel horde.
Elsewhere, deep within the hydroelectric dam, Aquarius, the CEO of the aforementioned Hydroelectric company formed the finger pyramid of evil contemplation. "It seems the heavens have opened up and set the armies of heaven against those of hell. How do we best take advantage of the situation?" But his assistants didnt' answer because they were busy going insane from either the angels, the demons, or Cthulga. Take your pick.
Max, however, chose the simple answer. He reached into his Sack and pulled out his Power Gloves. Flexing his fingers, he ginned. "Hell yeah." Glowing energy coalesced around each hand and he manipulated the energy into a sphere, which he unleashed at the nearest demon, sending it falling back into the ground. "Let's do this!"
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Post by Mizagium on Oct 3, 2013 13:45:12 GMT -5
Leah watches (from a safe distance) as the tentacle monster grabs some of the fighters and the only thing she was thinking was "this would be much better with popcorn"
When the CEO of the aforementioned Hydroelectric company rises up from the moat like thing around the place.
"Oh my gawd!" yells Leah "Thats so much more ugly then the monster! someone squish it!"
Leah makes a giant boot appear from the sky and makes fall down to the ground, trying to squish the ugly CEO. when it falls it misses him by around 10 feet. Leah says a horrible curse under her breath in Greek. She looks around nervelessly, hopeing no one understood what she had said. while she looks around she relises there in the middle of a Apocalypse like thing.
"Holly shit!" she yells "When did this happen??"
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