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Post by Mizagium on Oct 3, 2013 13:37:15 GMT -5
As the sun rose over the metropolis of Dominion City, Max Power swaggered out the front door of the Power Electric Company. Earlier that night, the company headquarters had been broken into and an entire filing cabinet of information carried off. An oddly specific theft, but one that might potentially bankrupt the company - and by extension the city. So Max Power set off to find out who had stolen his father's secrets.
There the usual suspects: rival corporations who would benefit from the downfall of the Power dynasty - Aquarius' Hydroelectric, Turbines Inc., Shin-Rah, the list went on. So that's why Max wrote them down and stored them in his Power Sack: so he wouldn't forget. He was going to find out who stole from his family or else...something. Yes. Something...bad. He hadn't decided what kind of bad things yet, but they were brewing. Oh yes, they were a-brewing. Cooking. Sizzling.
Crap, now he was hungry. Well, he reasoned, it was still early vengeance could wait long enough for him to get some food into his belly. With a new goal in mind, he headed off towards the local diner "O'Malley's", kicked open the door, as he did every day, and sat down in his usual seat. He ordered steak an eggs and contemplated the sizzling justice he was going to deliver.
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Post by Mizagium on Oct 3, 2013 13:37:31 GMT -5
Leto sat at the table on the far side of O'Malley's diner, hunched over his food and trying to look as inconspicuous and innocent as an armored warrior with a flaming pumpkin head can. Y'know...cause the flaming pumpkin head wasn't an eye-catcher at all.
He glanced up as the waiter, Sam, walked over. "Howdy Sam. Fancy seeing you here."
"I work here. And you always show up here whenever you've done something that could possibly land you in jail." The waiter replied, giving his usual customer a pained look.
"Meh. Your life would be boring without me here." Leto replied. Sam mentally sighed. If only... "And really. What did that man expect, getting up in my face like that? He was asking for a beating!"
"...Leto. Was he by any chance a police officer?"
"..."
"...so, what will you have?"
"The usual." Leto replied. Sam nodded and walked away, mentally planning his letter of resignation. Leto noticed someone walk into the diner. It was Max. He'd seen the guy around here before. Leto stood up and walked over, plopping down in a seat. "You have the look of someone who needs a problem fixed, my good man." Leto grinned. Well, he sorta grinned, because the flaming jack-o-lantern that was his face was always in a permanent grin. Always.
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Post by Mizagium on Oct 3, 2013 13:37:41 GMT -5
Crzy Zane sat in O'malley's listening to his cassete player, Playing air drums by the table. " woooah weeeeer waaah. " He mimicked the guitar note for note in his head. This day had been slightly unusual. He got called a time traveller? Got told to go find Rufus and get back in his phone booth. He didn't understand. But, the music made it melt away. He saw the waitress come toward him and sang rather loud. " Give me a cup of Cola! And maybe a cheeseburger with onion's and curly frieeeeeeeeeees!" He dropped his pencil drumsticks and started playing air guitar.
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Post by Mizagium on Oct 3, 2013 13:37:50 GMT -5
Leah watches as the sun rises over Dominion city from the top of a tall mountain, she had woken up at the crack of dawn so she could ride her new horse for the first time up it for the sun rise. Leah really loved this new horse, he listened to every direction she had given him, even if it was in a whisper. "A whisper... hmm.." Leah says to her horse. "Hows that for a name? Whisper... I like it" Leah had been trying to think of a name for him Ever since a few days ago when she got him.
Leah feels a little hungry so she decides to get some breakfast. she rides whisper down the mountain in a trot, wanting to get some food before the restaurants got crowded with people wanting breakfast. Leah chooses to go down to O'Malley's diner because they had a place to put your horse while you ate.
When she got there she tied whisper up near the front door. Leah make sure no one was looking before using magic to make sure the knot did not become undone. Leah knew she must look a mess, she did not think she would be going anywhere after riding so she had just put on jeans and a t-shirt with her long golden hair pulled back into a ponytail.
Leah walks inside and notices her friend Max talking to someone she did not know. Leah did not think that it was very weird that he had a pumpkin as a head, she had seen much weirder.
"Hey max" She calls out to him.
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Post by Mizagium on Oct 3, 2013 13:38:04 GMT -5
In the wide plains just outside the metropolis of dominion city, a single figure was slowly moving against the rising sun. Post was grumbling as usual, repeating to himself the view he had about the world for the 51296th time. As he kept whining on to himself, he finally looked above him. Normal people would have seen the orange-blue sky ridden with a few lazy clouds hanging in the early morning. But Post wasn't a normal person; there were no sky and clouds for Post WordFlow, just words, numbers and punctuation. He saw what the other characters were currently doing and took a deep sigh. He considered briefly about ignoring the words hovering above him and going off his way. Then again, the beings above him would probably find another way of getting him and the people listed above him together anyway. If that was going to happen, he would have rather done it out of his own accord. That was, if something like a free will existed in his world, or if it was yet another jumble of Es, Rs and Ls... He went on grumbling about such things as he made his way towards the place that had been mentioned in the wall of text above him. A diner called O'Malley's, if he recalled well...
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Post by Mizagium on Oct 3, 2013 13:38:29 GMT -5
Bruadar stood atop the stage in O'Malley's, attempting to act out all of Hamlet by himself. In order to keep the illusion up that there were more people than just himself, he used...well...his illusions.
He walked to the edge of the stage for an aside and noticed that no one was paying attention to him.
"Well, this is certainly worth my time," he mumbled to himself. He then thought of the best idea he'd ever had: cause some mayhem!
With a snap of his fingers, he created illusory velociraptors that charged in from the kitchen area and proceeded to dance on top of the tables.
Now, thought Bruadar, maybe they'll give me the recognition I deserve!
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Post by Mizagium on Oct 3, 2013 13:38:38 GMT -5
Max stared blankly at the strange, pumpkin-headed man that had seated himself across the table. A bit of half-chewed steak fell out of his mouth. "I...do have things to do. Problems to be fixed. Vengeance to extract. You know. Normal stuff. What's it to you?"
He scarcely heard Leah call to him when the velociraptors appeared. Something clicked inside his head and he grinned. Standing suddenly, he picked up his palte of unfinished eggs and hurled it at the nearest velociraptor. But it was an illusion, so it passed right through and hit Bruadar in the face. Satisfied, Max sat back down.
"You were saying?"
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Post by Mizagium on Oct 3, 2013 13:38:55 GMT -5
SPLAT!!!!
A plate full of eggs smothered Bruadar's handsome Irish face. "DEAR GOD! EGGS! MY ONLY WEAKNESS!!!!"
He fell to the ground, curled into the fetal position, and began to suck his thumb.
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Post by Mizagium on Oct 3, 2013 13:39:06 GMT -5
Leah could tell that the velociraptor where illusions and laughed, who would have made those? She makes sure no one is looking at her before snapping her fingers and making them all dissaper.
She looks around as she hears a splat and a scream but it was only someone getting hit by the eggs max threw, he would live. probably...
Leah sits down next to max.
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Post by Mizagium on Oct 3, 2013 13:39:21 GMT -5
"Hold that thought, kiddo. There's ass that needs kicking." With that, Leto stood up and drew his sword from...somewhere. He noted suddenly that all the velociraptors had disappeared, and frowned. Hell no. He was prepared to lay down some serious damage, and it was GOING TO HAPPEN. With a great heave, he willed the velociraptors back into being.
He then proceeded to fly at the first velociraptor in a Kirk-style double drop-kick. it was like poetry in motion as Leto sailed through the air, his feet connecting with the dinosaur's head, which exploded from the combined force and sheer awesome.
Leto stood proudly. "Sam! Did you see that?" He called to the waiter who was cowering behind the counter.
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Post by Mizagium on Oct 3, 2013 13:39:31 GMT -5
Bill was oblivios to it all he was busy listening to his ' tasty licks, ' " That song was most excellent. " He said turning around to see some guy spin kick a velociraptor, He walked up to the man and rubbed his shiny armor, " That move, my friend, needs a guitar solo! " He started playing air guitar and got to his knees a guitar sound seeming to come from no where. As that was what he did. He then got up.
" Why was that bodacious dinosuar dancing there anyway cool knight dude? " He said seizing his own cheeseburger and biting into it.
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Post by Mizagium on Oct 3, 2013 13:39:40 GMT -5
The outside of O'Malley's was suddenly buzzing, seeing as it was the only breakfast, lunch and dinner restaurant in the city... That, or the fact that a knight just beat up a dinosaur either would work. And either would work for the young Neophyte as well, he appeared in a ball of smoke and fire that left burn marks on the ground, instantly shouting his message.
"HEY GUYS! GUYS I'M SERIOUS! COME ON THIS ISN'T FUNNY THERE'S GONNA BE A FIGHT HERE IN LIKE TWO DAYS! I'M TALKING ARMAGEDDON SHIT HERE YOU SONS OF BITCHES!" He shouted at each and every passerby, and with each and every passerby, he was ignored. "You all flock to half dressed woman named after something a baby says BUT THE SECOND A CHARCOAL SKINNED DEMON COMES YOU ALL HAVE TO 'go somewhere' FUCK!" He said, 'go somewhere in a mocking manner. "YOU GUYS ARE RACISTS AND YOU MAKE ME SICK." With that comment he nonchalantly punched the closest business man, took his wallet and strided inside the Diner in a particularly epic way, robe/cape/hood/cloak flowing with morning anger and eyes red with frustration pants blowing in the outside breeze as well, orange horns bright from the sun. He quickly raised an eyebrow as he looked over at the knight. "Whoa...." He said pointing with both hands towards the bloody mess.
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Post by Mizagium on Oct 3, 2013 13:39:50 GMT -5
Max reached into his Power Sack and produced his Power Sword, which he brought down onto the table with a two-handed slash, cleaving it in two. He then picked one up and threw it out the window. Just because. the other half he put one foot up on, triumphantly.
"Leah, Pumpkin-man, miscellaneous passer-bys, I require assistance. Last night the Power Electric Corporation was broken into and company secrets stolen. I have a list of potential suspects. Since there's really no evidence against them, I need some help breaking in and gathering evidence against them. Any takers?"
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Post by Mizagium on Oct 3, 2013 13:39:59 GMT -5
Bruadar stood back up slowly. "As long as there are no eggs involved, you can count me in."
He slowly walked off the stage towards Max. He looked down at the table and notice there was another plate of eggs there, and so he screamed like a little school girl and ran into the kitchen.
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Post by Mizagium on Oct 3, 2013 13:40:16 GMT -5
Leto paused in the middle of strangling another of the velociraptors, glancing over at Max. The dinosaur let out a pitiful sound and Leto almost took pity on it. He began to apply more pressure. "It sounds like a good time to me! I'm in, kiddo. Will there be treasure?" He asked, squeezing the raptor's neck hard then dropping the limp dinosaur. "Now then. Where exactly will we be going?"
He glanced over at all the others who had shown up and frowned. "...when did other people get here? Hey Sam, how have these guys been here? And why are all these raptors still here?" He spun around and punched another in the face as the beast attempted to sneak up on the knight as a soft 'Fuck You' came from the direction of the waiter's hiding spot.
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Post by Mizagium on Oct 3, 2013 13:40:29 GMT -5
"Yeah, sure, whatever... I'm in..." called out Post as he nonchalantly entered the diner, acting as if he had been in the diner all along. He looked around for a second, although he knew it was perfectly useless; after all, he already knew exactly how it was supposed to look like. Although he wasn't sure whether anybody was still listening, he went on grumbling, as velociraptors rushed around him and charged blindly the pumpkin-headed warrior. "Although, if you ask me, it's perfectly pointless; after all, every one of us, our entire past and personalities were created by a couple of College and High school students in another dimension who are busy controlling our past, present and future..." As he had been busy grumbling on to himself, one of the velociraptors had stopped to consider if he could handle a side-dish without ruining his appetite for the Pumpkin-headed main course. As it resolved in taking a few bites and keeping the rest for dessert, it sprinted towards the seemingly oblivious Post. "Really, the only reason why I'm actually joining you is to pass the time, although I believe even time is probably controlled by them" went on Post, as he broke the scaly chicken's neck with one simple and nonchalant movement. He couldn't care less that everybody around him had long stopped caring; he was depressed and, if he couldn't make people around him realize how he was feeling right now, he was at least going to make himself understand how depressing was the fact of realizing that you were nothing but a combination of various stray letters...
What Post didn't know, though, was that there was someone in there that had been listening all along; the velociraptor tilted its head for a second, considering for a second all that the side-dish had been saying up to now. He wondered about it in his tiny orange-sized brain. When he looked around him again, what he saw weren't anymore a multitude of overturned tables and frightened snacks, but a never-ending sea of words. Its small predatory eyes widened in amazement. It had finally reached the enlightenment. He finally understood how the universe actually was and worked. He had realized the meaning of life and the answers to every question in the world. He had to absolutely warn the rest of his species about the discovery. He had to- The dinosaur equivalent of the messiah was quickly put to rest when a whiskey bottle, wielded by the Pumpkin-headed warrior, crushed its skull.
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Post by Mizagium on Oct 3, 2013 13:40:42 GMT -5
GoldenStriker, dove down the roads of the city, driving towards the direction of O'Malley's Diner. One of the many restaurants found within the city. And based on her analysis; it was a building where many of the planet’s local inhabitants went regularly on a daily basis for sustenance and fuel. And while robotic organism was completely content on being oblivious, towards the unusual things that she would soon witness once she arrived at her designation. The female cybertronian medic would continue to assume that the diner would be average like the rest of the world’s primitive manmade structures. Although, unfortunately for her. The Autobot femme would be pulled into a series of outwardly events and unlikely trials in which will consist heavily with unpredictable idiotic procedures filled with the singular word known as "random".
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Post by Mizagium on Oct 3, 2013 13:40:52 GMT -5
ill just looked at everyone else, of course it was odd, but they were the closets things to friends he had. " Yeah, I'm in. " He said picking up a fry, covered in chili. HE said tiliting his head up and dropped it in his mouth. " These chili fries are most triumphant! " He picked up the grease stained box and started eating more and more. " My name is Bill S. Preston Esquire, a member of the MYLD PONIES! " he said playing an air guitar the noise filling the whole room.
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Post by Mizagium on Oct 3, 2013 13:41:02 GMT -5
"Heh." He said watching the slaughter of the hapless dinosaurs, "Velociraptors are child's play... Now undead T-Rex's..." Before he could finish he was interrupted by a proposition, quite ironic seeing as he, the devil incarnate wasn't the one doing the dealing, but he listened to the man's plight and decided to help even... On one condition...
"Well... Can you offer me a soul first?" The Neophtye said towards Max, grabbing a recently killed dinosaur, a filling a half-full cup of vodka with its blood. "I mean, I know that im supposed to be getting souls whenever I agree to things..." He stopped a second placed a celery stick in the cup and took a sip. "Ahh... Nothin' like a bloody mary in the morn'..." he whispered inwardly before returning his attention to the man. "Yea... Im not even sure what we do with souls actually, just that were supposed to get em... I eat mine personally" He said pondering something, "Yea a nice soul, a pound of flesh and," he raised the cup "a warm blood mary... man you don't know GOOD!"
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Post by Mizagium on Oct 3, 2013 13:41:17 GMT -5
Power Sword in hand, Max grinned at his newfound followers. "Awesome to the max! Now come with me, we're going to go break into Aquarius' Hydroelectric Company!" He casually kicked the second half of the table at two of the velociraptors, sending them both flying into the kitchen area. Several screams were heard, followed by the unmistakeable sounds of bones crunching and flesh being torn.
"They'll be fine," Mas assured no one.
Without checking to see if he was being followed, he proceeded to hack away at the door to the diner with his Power Sword until there was nothing left but a few hinges. Satisfied, he returned the Sword to the safety of his Sack and marched out into the bustling city, leaving behind a broken, dinosaur-infested, shell of a diner.
All in a days work.
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