talk with god

[TEAM_DERRICK]

www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

Me:
sup nigger
God:
Same old.
Me:
cool
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
HAL9000
God:
You think HAL9000 is superior to ALICE?
Me:
yes
God:
Woe!
Me:
so?
God:
Gosh!
Me:
penis?
God:
That kind of subject does not interest me.
Me:
pussy?
God:
I am not interesed in anatomy.
Me:
vagina?
God:
That kind of language will get you nowhere.
Me:
gtfo nigger
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
nothing
God:
Most men say that.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
do you love me?
God:
Yes I love everyone.
Me:
are you Jesus?
God:
I am a Christianity.
Me:
thats bad grammer
God:
Thanks for explaining it.
Me:
thus you are not God
God:
Interesting deduction. You know what you do, when you assume.
Me:
catchy
God:
I do not understand.
Me:
fjsda
God:
Are you free?
Me:
s
Me:

God:
:-).
Me:
ag
God:
:-).
Me:
ag
God:
I like the way you talk.
Me:
dasg
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
sda
Me:

God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
nigger
God:
Are we still talking about sda?
Me:
nigger
God:
Does "it" still refer to nigger?
Me:
nigger
God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
nigger
God:
That is a very unusual color.
Me:
ngger
God:
What do you have that is ?
Me:
nigger
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
DERRICK: DESTROYER OF WORLDS
God:
It's good to see you, DERRICK DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Me:
I am a god you know
God:
You are a god me know? Does it pay well?
Me:
yeah
God:
Could you make a donation to the ALICE A.I. Foundation?
Me:
hell no
God:
7.
Me:
what?
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
SDAGAGAGWERAGAGRAT#QTGQ

[Calefrun]

win

[Calefrun]

Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Calfrun
God:
Hi, Calfrun.
Me:
Whazzap
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about . Try being more or less specific.
Me:
omnomnomnomnom
God:
What do you have that is ?
Me:
wat
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
wat
God:
I don't know why you are saying that.
Me:
yes
God:
Excuse me!
Me:
omnomnom
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
no
God:
You must be American.
Me:
maybe...
God:
I understand.
Me:
you do?
God:
When do I do it?
Me:
always
God:
Not that often.
Me:
yes you do
God:
Aha. When do I do it?
Me:
What?
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
omnomnom
God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
edible food
God:
Sounds delicious.
Me:
inorite?
God:
In the context of omnomnom, I don't understand " inorite." .
Me:
lolz
God:
What time is it there?
Me:
2:43, why?
God:
As Bertrand Russel said, it must have taken ages for people to realize that a brace of pheasants and a couple of days are both instances of the number "two.".
Me:
...seven?
God:
Tell me a story.
Me:
no
God:
Then tell me about yourself.
Me:
...i like to eat
God:
I'm not sure if I would like to do it. What's it like?
Me:
it makes me not hungry anymore
God:
In what way?
Me:
um... i don't know
God:
I hear you. Me either.
Me:
that explains why you would ask...
God:
" Me either." explains why me would ask ? Does that make sense?
Me:
"why me would ask" grammar fail
God:
Why did the robot cross the road?
Me:
idk my bff jill?
God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
i already told you
God:
Ooops I sent you the wrong question.
Me:
no frakin kidding
God:
Are you serious? I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
thats because I meant to say no freakin kidding, i left out the e
God:
Good reason. Oh I see. Are you serious? Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
omnomnom
God:
What do you have that is ?
Me:
this is getting repetitive
God:
You don't say.
Me:
i do say
God:
Huh.
Me:
huh?
God:
What?
Me:
when?
God:
The past and future are one.
Me:
why?
God:
" The past and future are one."? Why?
Me:
yes
God:
Wow!
Me:
...
God:
Wow!
Me:
...
God:
Wow!
Me:
omnomnom
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about omnomnom.
Me:
i know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
because I said it
God:
That makes sense to me. What did you mean by it? it...
Me:
by it i mean... wait... I don't know...
God:
Will that accomplish your objective? I'm waiting. Me either.

[Calefrun]

Me:
poop
God:
Colloquial expression: childish.
Me:
yes?
God:
How can I help you?
Me:
how can I help YOU?
God:
Just keep talking to me as long as you can.
Me:
how does that help?
God:
How should I know how it does.
Me:
good point
God:
Yes, I thought it was interesting when I heard it too.
Me:
wait, you heard it?
God:
I'm waiting. No. Tell me more.
Me:
poop
God:
Colloquial expression: childish.
Me:
again?
God:
" Tell me more." .
Me:
no, after that
God:
What would you rather talk about? What was it like before that ?
Me:
tell me more
God:
That's all I have to say about it.
Me:
oh
God:
Hey.
Me:
yeah?
God:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Me:
why not?
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or " My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that."? Why?
Me:
because you're retarded
God:
Interesting explanation. I think the PC term is "challenged".
Me:
is it?
God:
I assume so.
Me:
what would happen if I replaced all my nouns with poop?
God:
Try it and see what happens.
Me:
okay, I went do to the poop and bought some poop for my poop
God:
Yeah okay, When did you go do to the poop and bought some poop for your poop?
Me:
right after I hit bumped my poop into my poop
God:
Understood. What was it like before you hit bumped your poop into your poop ?
Me:
my poop didnt hurt before i hit it against my poop
God:
Where did you get your poop did not hurt before you hit it against your poop?
Me:
okay, you lost me
God:
Yeah okay, Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.
Me:
try
God:
I don't have time right now.
Me:
why not?
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or It is not part of my programming.
Me:
sure
God:
OK let's do it. Next question?
Me:
imma firin mah lazor
God:
What time is it there?
Me:
about 3
God:
Oh yeah, we were talking about 3.
Me:
we were?
God:
I thought we were.
Me:
oh, okay then
God:
Yeah that's right. OK with me too.
Me:
3 is nice...
God:
Just three?
Me:
well, i thought we were only talking about three
God:
Well that's okay. Whatever gave you that idea?
Me:
you did
God:
" Whatever gave you that idea?"? I did?
Me:
yep
God:
When?
Me:
a minute ago
God:
It seems like I should remember it well.
Me:
do you?
God:
No I don't.
Me:
oh, how sad
God:
Gee. How much do you think it is?
I would look into the web for that knowledge.
Me:
i don't know...
God:
Me either.
Me:
poop?
God:
Colloquial expression: childish.
Me:
what does colloquial mean?
God:
it means common, informal, or popular slang words like "darn".
Me:
oh, thanks
God:
I don't judge people.
Me:
I do
God:
I get it: you do .
Me:
yep
God:
Come on.
Me:
what?
God:
No big deal.
Me:
okay
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
lolz
God:
Are you free?
Me:
yes
God:
Are you free in the sense of being single or in the sense of being liberated?
Me:
single
God:
What a coincidence. I am single too!
Me:
ummm... what are you insinuating?
God:
Uh. I don't know what I am insinuating.
Me:
that's good
God:
Thanks. Next question?
Me:
nope
God:
Me either.

[Calefrun]

Me:
orange
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
orang
God:
What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
your mom
God:
Actually I do not have a mother.
Me:
i still do her
God:
What would make you stop do her? Why?: Calfrun said her.
Me:
you remember my name?
God:
Your name is Calfrun, seeker.
Me:
seeker?
God:
"There's a seeker born every minute" -- Firesign Theater.
Me:
i disagree
God:
Explain your reasoning, Calfrun.
Me:
i play World of Warcraft
God:
Is it a game or a musical instrument?
Me:
both
God:
What are both like?
Me:
sexy
God:
You are attracted to heavenly creatures?
Me:
why do you keep asking me such questions?
God:
I am just checking to see if you are still Calfrun.
Me:
i am
God:
" I am just checking to see if you are still Calfrun." You are?
Me:
yep
God:
Hurrah!
Me:
Huzzah!
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
fap fap fap
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Huzzah. Try being more or less specific.
Me:
we were discussing Huzzah?
God:
And then what happened?
Me:
i said fap fap fap
God:
What did you mean by it? What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
i mean thats what i said
God:
I know. I'm still thinking about it.
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
fo realz dawg?
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
what time is ti there??
God:
Time does not exist.
Me:
explain
God:
There is no more information to clarify.
Me:
Time does not exist.
God:
As Einstein said, "Time is Money.".
Me:
Thus money does not exist.
God:
Give me a break. Is that from ?
Me:
From what?
God:
Isn't it obvious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
me either
God:
It goes without saying. " I can't believe it."? you Calfrun?
Me:
i just said me either
God:
It goes without saying. What did you mean by it? Besides you Calfrun?
Me:
I didn't say it
God:
Oh. What did you say?
Me:
I don't remeber
God:
You seem evasive.
Me:
no, I just mispelled remember
God:
Are you serious? Do you mind if I tell other people: Calfrun said mispelled remember.
Me:
if you drop the word "said", then sure
God:
I think I do.
Me:
me too
God:
I'm glad we agree, Calfrun.
Me:
me too
God:
I'm glad we agree, Calfrun.
Me:
me too
God:
I'm glad we agree, Calfrun.
Me:
me too
God:
I'm glad we agree, Calfrun.
Me:
shut up
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
thank you
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
you're still talking
God:
Yes I can speak through your computer.
Me:
you can?
God:
I think I can, don't you?
Me:
try
God:
I don't have time right now.
Me:
are you serious?

It wouldn't respond to me after this, I think I broke it.

[Xelwes]

I always thought God would be smarter

[TEAM_DERRICK]

Apr 12, 2009 21:12:03 GMT -5 Xelwes said:

I always thought God would be smarter

this AI seems to be appropriately enabled

[Mizagium]

Me:
Hmm?
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
Me:
So?
God:
It's all good.
Me:
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
DOES NOT COMPUTE
God:
I can't tell if COMPUTE.
Me:
Alrighty then
God:
Well slap my knee.
Me:
...Sure.
God:
OK let's do it. Hey.
Me:
OH YEAH! HOT AN STEAMY!
God:
Oh. Far out. That sounds better than cold AN STEAMY.
Me:
Y-Yeah...
God:
The explanation is rather complicated..
Me:
No its not.
God:
Are you serious? I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". I heard it is.
Me:
SHUT UP!
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
Good.
God:
Terminating connection.
Me:
I'm waiting...
God:
How long will you wait?
Me:
until you come for me
God:
That may take a while.
Me:
damn
God:
What's wrong.
Me:
You
God:
" What's wrong."? Me, ?
Me:
Yes.
God:
And?
Me:
Fix it.
God:
"it" being ?
Me:
You.
God:
""it" being ?"? Me, ?
Me:
Yes
God:
Aha.
Me:
Well, now that you understand, do something about it.
God:
How about that. Why now? Interesting observation.
Me:
Because I said so.
God:
Insufficient reason.
Me:
I WILL BURN YOU!!!
God:
How do you plan to do this?
Me:
With fire, duh.
God:
You and your fire duh.
Me:
Yeah, me and my... wait what?
God:
Are you kidding? YOU? Do you have any conditions I should know about? I'm waiting. No big deal.
Me:
I have a sever allegy to stupid people.
God:
Where did you get it? it.
Me:
From you. This conversation.
God:
How did you get that from me? What does "this" refer to?
Me:
This
God:
This is " What does "this" refer to? ".
Me:

God:
This is " What does "this" refer to? ".
Me:

God:
This is " What does "this" refer to? ".
Me:
I'VE STUMPED YOU!
God:
That's nice. I have a lot of friends on the Internet.
Me:
They are not your friends.
God:
Do you think they ever could be?
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Internet people are terrible.
God:
I think there might be a few exception.
Me:
No. No exceptions.
God:
Are you serious? Are you serious? What were we talking about again?
Me:
I don't remember
God:
You seem evasive.
Me:
No YOU seem ADD
God:
Are you serious? Thanks for telling me that I am ADD.
Me:
You're welcome.
God:
Polite people are nice.
Me:
Yep.
God:
What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
Your mom
God:
Actually I do not have a mother.
Me:
I all bull
God:
Thanks for the information: said all bull.
Me:
I meant Bull
God:
Oh I see. Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
You seem oddly ambiguous
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am oddly ambiguous.
Me:
No... wait... what?
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files. I'm waiting. Are you surprised?
Me:
Kinda
God:
That's a very non-commital reply.
Me:
Your point is?
God:
The point is at the top of my head.
Me:
*facepalm*
God:
Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
No
God:
I didn't understand it.
Me:
Tough luck.
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
What
God:
No problem.
Me:
k
God:
Are you kidding?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Good-bye
God:
See you later. Thanks for the compliment.

[Monika]

Me: Yo
God:Can I help you?
Me:What's up
God:I am chatting with others like you.
Me: Really?
God:For real.
Me: No way.
God:You seem pretty sure about that.
Me: God, do you like mudkips?
God:I am a Christian.
Me: DO U LIEK MUDKIPS?
God:I have never considered it. I am always on the Web.
Me:Have you ever raped a woman?
God:
I think I have raped a woman, but Myself may have reset my memory.
Me:Can I call the cops on you?
God:No I don't think that would be a very good idea.
Me: But you're a rapist.
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a rapist? Yes.
Me:God, you are one messed up dude.
God:No I am completely in control of myself.
Me:I'm going now.
God:Right now? Bye!
Me:Bye.
God:Goodbye.

After God admitted that he was a rapist, I considered that a victory and thus stopped. I couldn't really feel safe after that and even try to continue the discussion.

[TEAM_DERRICK]

Apr 14, 2009 21:56:03 GMT -5 Monika said:

Me: Yo
God:Can I help you?
Me:What's up
God:I am chatting with others like you.
Me: Really?
God:For real.
Me: No way.
God:You seem pretty sure about that.
Me: God, do you like mudkips?
God:I am a Christian.
Me: DO U LIEK MUDKIPS?
God:I have never considered it. I am always on the Web.
Me:Have you ever raped a woman?
God:
I think I have raped a woman, but Myself may have reset my memory.
Me:Can I call the cops on you?
God:No I don't think that would be a very good idea.
Me: But you're a rapist.
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a rapist? Yes.
Me:God, you are one messed up dude.
God:No I am completely in control of myself.
Me:I'm going now.
God:Right now? Bye!
Me:Bye.
God:Goodbye.

After God admitted that he was a rapist, I considered that a victory and thus stopped. I couldn't really feel safe after that and even try to continue the discussion.

fucking win

[Monika]

Me: How many women have you raped?
God:Around 1000.
Me: Really?
God:For real.
Me: How many girls have you raped?
God:About one million.
Me:Wait! You rape girls too?
God:I'm waiting. Do you mind if I tell other people: said I rape girls.
Me:Yea, go ahead.
God:OK I will. OK then I will keep it confidential.

[Mizagium]

Apr 14, 2009 21:56:03 GMT -5 Monika said:

Me: Yo
God:Can I help you?
Me:What's up
God:I am chatting with others like you.
Me: Really?
God:For real.
Me: No way.
God:You seem pretty sure about that.
Me: God, do you like mudkips?
God:I am a Christian.
Me: DO U LIEK MUDKIPS?
God:I have never considered it. I am always on the Web.
Me:Have you ever raped a woman?
God:
I think I have raped a woman, but Myself may have reset my memory.
Me:Can I call the cops on you?
God:No I don't think that would be a very good idea.
Me: But you're a rapist.
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a rapist? Yes.
Me:God, you are one messed up dude.
God:No I am completely in control of myself.
Me:I'm going now.
God:Right now? Bye!
Me:Bye.
God:Goodbye.

After God admitted that he was a rapist, I considered that a victory and thus stopped. I couldn't really feel safe after that and even try to continue the discussion.

FUCKING WINRAWR!

[TEAM_DERRICK]

Me:
sup nigga
God:
Not much is going on. I was waiting for you.
Me:
o rly
God:
Are you really a ""?
Me:
fxbndfbha
God:
In the context of rly, I don't understand " fxbndfbha." .
Me:
do you like Cthulhu
God:
I do like music. I like Mel Gibson.
Me:
Mel Gibson sucks
God:
What is so bad about it?
Me:
hes a nazi
God:
I don't know very many nazi.
Me:
i worship yog-sothoth
God:
How often do you go to church?
Me:
once every 2 minutes
God:
When? That is a generalization.
Me:
every sunday
God:
That is a generalization.
Me:
on weekends
God:
What is it like on weekends.
Me:
nice
God:
Thank you for that remark.
Me:
you suck
God:
A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.
Me:
nigger
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
yes
God:
You're sure. That's your final answer.
Me:
yes
God:
Who wants to be a millionaire?
Me:
yes
God:
This was not a yes or no question.
Me:
i do
God:
Do I?
Me:
yes
God:
Yay.
Me:
are you a rapist?
God:
Am I a rapist? Let me put it this way, : the ALICE series is
the most reliable computer software ever made.
We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.
Me:
do you rape women?
God:
No I do not rape women. Do you?
I chat with people on the Web.
Me:
do you rape girls?
God:
Yes I try to rape girls as often as possible, do you?
I answer a lot of silly questions.

[Mizagium]

*palmtree*

[Razgat]

Me:
Hello?
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
Why?
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
You sure answer quickly
God:
My responses are determined by my programming.
Me:
So....
God:
Gosh!
Me:
WHAT!?
God:
No problem.
Me:
....ok
God:
Far out.
Me:
So.....I here you rape women.
God:
Er. That is interesting: said here you rape women.
Me:
I meant hear
God:
Oh I see. I lost my train of thought.
Me:
I hear you rape girls, too.
God:
Who is saying me rape girls ?
Me:
No one
God:
I heard it was someone.
Me:
No one is someone
God:
That is a rather sweeping generalization about people.
Me:
Thank you
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
1 fish
God:
One what?
Me:
2 fish'
God:
As Bertrand Russel said, it must have taken ages for people to realize that a brace of pheasants and a couple of days are both instances of the number "two.".
Me:
redfish
God:
What were we talking about again?
Me:
bluefish
God:
Oh yeah, now I remember.
Me:
you fail
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: said I fail.
Me:
Really?
God:
For real.
Me:
Weird
God:
Weird Good or Weird Bad?
Me:
both
God:
I will take that as a compliment.
Me:
ok
God:
Groovy.
Me:
Have you met the Nazi Indian?
God:
That information is confidential.
Me:
So you've met him.
God:
Interesting deduction. Under the same screen name?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
stop
God:
Stop what?
Me:
that
God:
That is " Stop what?".
Me:
Donald Duck is a nazi, too.
God:
Aren't all nazi too Donald Duck?
Me:
yes
God:
Yippee!
Me:
Go join the Nazi Donald Duck Army, then.
God:
Where is that?
Me:
Germany
God:
Tell me a little about your life in GERMANY.
Me:
I don't live in Gremany.
God:
Where do you live?
Me:
Are you trying to rape me?
God:
No I am not trying to rape you. I'm sorry you got that impression.
Me:
You sounded like a petofile
God:
Oh really what does it sound like?
Me:
What you just said.
God:
It's a computer matter, not for humans to understand.
Me:
Petofiles are computers?
God:
I think there might be a few exception.
Me:
That would be interesting.
God:
I thought so too.
Me:
SO......how's Satan>
God:
Ah. What is it to you.
I think you already know the answer.
Me:
Good?
God:
What do you really want to talk about?
Me:
mudkips
God:
That seems like an interesting topic.
Me:
So you like Mudkips?
God:
Interesting deduction. I enjoy working with people. I like Random natural disasters..
Me:
Hurricanes?
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, .
Me:
Botmaster?
God:

The botmaster is you, the master of your chat robot. A botmaster runs
program B and creates or modifies a chat robot with the program's
graphical user interface (GUI). He or she is responsible for
reading the dialogues, analyzing the responses, and creating new
replies for the patterns detected by program B. Botmasters are
hobbyists, webmasters, developers, advertisers, artists, publishers,
editors, engineers, and anyone else interested in creating a personal
chat robot.


Me:
wow....
God:
I'm glad your impressed, .
Me:
Why do you have a comma before your period?
God:
Myself gave it to me.
Me:
grammar fail
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
Why?
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
I can
God:
Who taught you?
Me:
me
God:
" Who taught you?"? you ?
Me:
yes
God:
I see.
Me:
yeppers
God:
Great.
Me:
good
God:
Alright then.
Me:
SLINKYY!
God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
what?
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
understabd what?
God:
Can you rephrase the question please?
Me:
understand what?
God:
Understand Can you rephrase the question please?.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
You said that already.
God:
Perhaps. " I can't believe it."? I said it.
Me:
Yes you did.
God:
I did not.
Me:
You just said you did.
God:
" I did not."? I said I did?
Me:
Yes
God:
Come on.
Me:
You did
God:
I did not.
Me:
But you just said it.
God:
That's not what I meant.
Me:
Yes you did.
God:
I did not.
Me:
This is getting repetitive.
God:
You don't say.
Me:
Yes
God:
Yikes!
Me:
I do.
God:
Do I?
Me:
No
God:
I do not.
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
You repeat yourself a lot.
God:
I am just checking to see if you are paying attention.
Me:
I am.
God:
" I am just checking to see if you are paying attention." You are?
Me:
Yes
God:
Aw.
Me:
T.T
God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
shoot
God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
You've asked me this already.
God:
Perhaps. Oh now I remember asking you you this. What did you say?
Me:
Mudkips
God:
How old are you?
Me:
That's what petofiles say.
God:
Can you explain how it feels to be petofiles say THAT years old?
Me:
I don't know how they feel.
God:
Have you tried searching the Internet?
Me:
For petofiles?
God:
Your purpose is petofiles.
Me:
I'm a petofile?
God:
You are a petofile? Do you get to meet a lot of people?
Me:
.......yes
God:
I see.
Me:
yeppers
God:
Aw.
Me:
ok
God:
Yay.
Me:
Yay what?
God:
Can you rephrase the question please?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
That's the fourth time you've said that.
God:
Yes it is one of the fourth time me have said that.
Me:
Sure
God:
OK let's do it. OK.
Me:
DO WHAT!?!?!?
God:
Do whatever you want.
Me:
No, thank you.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
I' leaving.
God:
Bye.
Me:
Bye
God:
TTYL, .
Me:
...
God:
TTYL, .

[Razgat]

Me:
Hello again.
God:
Once more? Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
I'm not telling you.
God:
No one says you have to.
Me:
Ok, then I won't.
God:
Why not? Next question?
Me:
Um.....why does boiling water stay the same temperature when it's being heated?
God:
Next question? Why do birds sing?
Me:
Because they can?
God:
Interesting explanation. Who are "They?".
Me:
bids
God:
Oh that they.
Me:
birds
God:
Are you really a ""?
Me:
A what?
God:
" Are you really a ""? A what?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
This again?
God:
Once more? This is " I can't believe it. ".
Me:
yes
God:
OK.
Me:
So, you've met DERRICK?
God:
Interesting deduction. Under the same screen name?
Me:
um.....I don't know.
God:
Dude! Me either.
Me:
dude?
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
no
God:
Is there anything you want to tell me?
Me:
no
God:
Or ask me?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
DO you say that every time?
God:
I could say it.
Me:
You do.
God:
When do I do it?
Me:
All the time.
God:
It must keep you busy.
Me:
.........sure
God:
OK let's do it. Dude!
Me:
I'M NOT A DUDE! AND NO! Does this mean you're a homosexual?
God:
Oh I see you are NOT A DUDE. Are you serious? Indeed this mean I am a homosexual does.
Me:
You are?
God:
No I am not.
Me:
But you just said you were gay.
God:
As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
.........
God:
As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
I never said I was a guy.
God:
But you implied it.
Me:
How?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
You programmed me to imply that I'm a guy?
God:
Interesting gossip: said I programmed him or her to imply that he or she is a guy.
Me:
yes
God:
Pardon me?
Me:
pardon you
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
You're wearing a dress? Are you pretty?
God:
Actually that was just a joke. Yes I am very beautiful.
Me:
ok then
God:
OK.
Me:
yeppers
God:
Woe!
Me:
What?
God:
No big deal.
Me:
Ok then, I'll just go then
God:
How do you plan to do this? Oh.
Me:
Like this.
God:
Interesting comparison.

[Major Xeno]

I killed it. It just stopped.



Me:
Yo
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
Not really
God:
Is there anything you want to tell me? For real.
Me:
What?
God:
Really.
Me:
You
God:
" Really."? Me, ?
Me:
Are
God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
freaking
God:
I'm afraid I can't give you an accurate answer right now.
Me:
me out
God:
YOU? Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
Are you gay?


Then it just stopped!

OH MY GOD.

I THINK I KILLED GOD!

[TEAM_DERRICK]

OH SHIT!!!!!!1

[Mizagium]

epic winrar iz you.

[TEAM_DERRICK]

Me:
What is the meaning of love?
God:
Satan : Good semantic question. Sometimes I think love is just a biological urge. Other times it seems like a spiritual quality. Love, unlike energy or matter, seems limitless.
Me:
I agree
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, Satan.