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Post by thecheat on Jul 16, 2009 23:45:36 GMT -5
Narrator stopped everything except for the thrusting. Narrator likes the thrusting. He also looked inquisitively at the guy that was still frozen. He looked lonely, so Narrator plugged his giant tanning bed back in to speed up his thawing process.
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Post by Mizagium on Jul 16, 2009 23:48:07 GMT -5
"I.... will.... return...." Karzem muttered. "Chaos... is everything..... all degrades into... anarchy.... i.... will...." He faded away.
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Post by Monika on Jul 16, 2009 23:51:11 GMT -5
(WOO HOO.)
Leon began to jump up and cheer ecstatically, happy that they could end the plot that had been tying up his busy schedule for almost a year. He dashed toward the final Orb, reaching for it extraordinarily slowly right as-
Raiden thawed. He walked toward Narrator and gave him a big thank you, almost considering kissing his feet. Raiden snatched the Orb that should have been his property and began to laugh. Maniacally.
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Post by thecheat on Jul 16, 2009 23:53:11 GMT -5
Narrator relished the groveling and braced himself for the upcoming battle.
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Post by Monika on Jul 16, 2009 23:57:46 GMT -5
"That traitorous wretch is gone...HE'S GONE! I can finally reclaim what was-" Raiden stopped as he eyed Leon's staff with envy, donning an insincere look of regret.
"Seems that you already have 3 of the orbs, mister." Raiden said innocently, briefly switching into his less intimidating alter ego, Valsair. "Here, let me place this last one in your staff."
"I swear if I fall for this obvious trap-" Leon began, but it was too late. He had already relinquished the staff, giving Valsair the powers of Darkness, Earth and Fire he needed to go to the form above Superion.
After draining as much energy as required, Valsair screamed and transformed into Hyperion before...walking away. He had no issue with the protagonists and as such decided to do the smart thing in leaving.
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Post by Myrdraxxis on Jul 17, 2009 0:00:36 GMT -5
Zais stared at Leon...trying really hard not to laugh. "Well I guess I'll go then." he muttered. "Time to liven things up."
He smirked as he stared down the rifle scope at Johhny's head. "Seeya boy." he said and fired.
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Post by Monika on Jul 17, 2009 0:02:49 GMT -5
"EASY FIX!" Leon laughed. Still powerful without his staff, he used his magic to teleport Hyperion right in front of the back of Johnny's head...or behind Johnny. Hyperion took the bullet, dropped the staff and changed back to normal. Leon grabbed Telumbra and said "K. Let's go now."
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Post by thecheat on Jul 17, 2009 0:02:54 GMT -5
"GO ON, CRY HOME TO YO' MOMMA YOU PUNK-ASS BITCH SHE BE WAITIN' FOR YA'. DON'T YOU BE BRINGIN THAT TRASH UP IN HERE JUST TO TRIP ALL OVER YO'SELF LIKE A DAMNED FOOL. THIS IS MY HOUSE. THAT'S RIGHT," Narrator's badass gangster self bellowed.
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Post by Mizagium on Jul 17, 2009 0:03:07 GMT -5
BUT IT WAS AN ILLUSION!
Johnny appeared behind Zais, the Ugly Stick at his throat. "You know, you SHOULD keep better track of your targets."
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Post by Myrdraxxis on Jul 17, 2009 0:11:47 GMT -5
"I do."
*ahem*
Vin cleared his throat, revealing the fact that Havoc squad was still behind Johnny. They raised their rifles and fired.
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Post by Mizagium on Jul 17, 2009 0:15:21 GMT -5
But a force field extended by Bill Nye's space-hax machine disintegrated them. "You forgot about me, huh?"
The Ridleys flew up and picked up the Havoc squad. They then dropped them in the volcano in Pyresia.
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Post by Monika on Jul 17, 2009 0:16:50 GMT -5
Leon continued to use the now powerless Valsair as a shield. He moved quickly enough to absorb any bullets that may have tried to hit his allies or himself. Meanwhile, Leon grabbed the final Orb and snapped it into his staff. Telumbra resonated with energy for a split second, unnoticeable to anyone.
"K. LET'S GO NOW. STOP TRYING TO KILL US." Leon commanded Zais.
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Post by Myrdraxxis on Jul 17, 2009 0:20:09 GMT -5
"But that's my job and...wait" he looked over at Johnny. "Didn't I capture you or something in Random World 1?"
He snapped his fingers making Havoc squad pop back to his side.
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Post by Monika on Jul 17, 2009 0:23:54 GMT -5
"WELL THEN KILL US LATER! I'M PRETTY SURE WE'VE BEEN COLLECTING THESE ORBS FOR THE PAST 8 MONTHS FOR A REASON AND I'D LIKE TO GET TO IT!" Leon yelled. He slowly began channeling energy so he could DO THIS DRAGONBALL STYLE. He used the newly obtained Orb of Water to create various clouds, all of which could be piloted as an aircraft...BUT ONLY BY THOSE PURE OF HEART. Needless to say, Leon fell through the cloud the moment he jumped on it, so he slapped it into obeying him. With that done, he handed clouds to everyone and began flying back...TO AWESOME LAND.
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Post by Myrdraxxis on Jul 17, 2009 0:25:09 GMT -5
"This cloud thing is broken." Zais said. The minute he touched his it evaporated...
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Post by thecheat on Jul 17, 2009 0:26:18 GMT -5
Narrator took his own ride. It's a lowrider. It flies.
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Post by Mizagium on Jul 17, 2009 0:27:16 GMT -5
k.
we're here now.
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Post by Monika on Jul 17, 2009 0:30:43 GMT -5
Leon gave Zais a special Shadow cloud, all the fun of a purity cloud but the driver needs to be corrupted. He proceeded to rush to Awesome Land. The land was still in ruins from ALIII after an epic battle with Johnny and a possessed Leon, and as such there were no citizens, no (fully constructed) buildings, nothing. He began to walk to the Shrine of Hystoger, the temple that housed the blade that had been responsible for just about everything.
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Post by thecheat on Jul 17, 2009 0:33:57 GMT -5
"DON'T GO IN THE ROOM, HOLMES."
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Post by Myrdraxxis on Jul 17, 2009 0:49:12 GMT -5
Zais popped up next to Leon and smirked. "Go for it. I bet its a trap."
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