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Post by Mizagium on Jul 16, 2009 22:56:37 GMT -5
BUT he was CHAOS water, a substance similar in nature to SHadow water. SO he didn't evaporate. Also, it kept raining.
And his lazah redirected itself towards Narrator.
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Post by Monika on Jul 16, 2009 22:58:01 GMT -5
Leon sighed a bit, far too hopeful that Narrator's super attack would end the monster as it usually did.
"Alright Johnny. Let's go!" Leon shouted. "Right after you think of a plan!" he added with the same eagerness.
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Post by Mizagium on Jul 16, 2009 23:02:24 GMT -5
Hmm... Johnny thought hard about this situation.
"Sarah! the Mirror!" she tossed him the Beauty Mirror. He thought of Perfect Karzem and looked into the flawless glass. It showed the monster as it was: a monster with decreasingly less complex thoughts. It was motivated by rage now. Whatever caught it attention, got it until something else came along.
I got. Johnny invoked the power of the False Shield, creating an army of illusion Johnny's Sarah's, and Leons.
"GO!" All of the illusions and the real ones rushed the the monster. "I've got a plan!"
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Post by thecheat on Jul 16, 2009 23:08:28 GMT -5
Narrator whipped out a dust-buster to absorb the beam, then opened the bag and unleashed the attack back on Karzem.
Knowing the villain would not be defeated that easily, Narrator injected Karzem with PURE MILF. Karzem's newfound gender confusion sent him into a psychological spiral of doom.
NOW HOW YOU GONNA ACT?
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Post by Mizagium on Jul 16, 2009 23:10:53 GMT -5
Karzem's brain ultimately rejected the MILF injection, not having the necessary neuron connections to even BEGIN to REGISTER the hormones.
Nothing was accomplished.
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Post by thecheat on Jul 16, 2009 23:13:44 GMT -5
Narrator went to Plan C and jingled keys at Karzem. It added to the confusion of Johnny's plan and amused Narrator with it's simple yet effective aspects.
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Post by Mizagium on Jul 16, 2009 23:19:22 GMT -5
Amazingly, it worked. Karzem was momentarily distracted by the keys.
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Post by Monika on Jul 16, 2009 23:19:47 GMT -5
Leon rushed along with the rest of the reals/illusions, waiting for further instructions.
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Post by thecheat on Jul 16, 2009 23:21:01 GMT -5
Narrator started pelvic thrusting in addition to his jingling. It gives it that personal touch.
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Post by Razgat on Jul 16, 2009 23:24:09 GMT -5
Then Mari showed up wondering what the heck was happening. She stood by and watched, but she wasn't noticed because the wind made her invisible.
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Post by Mizagium on Jul 16, 2009 23:24:33 GMT -5
"Divert his attention in as many ways as possible!" Johnny commanded. "Sarah! You're up!"
"Right." Sarah ran along with the mob, but instead searched for a way to climb up onto the beast.
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Karzem became angry at the pelvic thrusting and blew fire at NArrator,
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Post by Razgat on Jul 16, 2009 23:25:47 GMT -5
Mari heard the plan about distractions and thought she might help out by firing lightning at random.
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Post by thecheat on Jul 16, 2009 23:26:13 GMT -5
Karzem's fire only added to the awesome of Narrator's now flaming thrusts. What's more, Narrator began playing loud prog music and brushing his teeth.
"JUST TRY AND FOCUS NOW, PUNK."
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Post by Mizagium on Jul 16, 2009 23:28:38 GMT -5
Tentacles appeared on Karzem's back, lashing out and wrapped Narrator in a death-embrace. AND PUMPED HIM FULL OF DEGRADING ENERGY.
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Post by thecheat on Jul 16, 2009 23:31:28 GMT -5
Narrator returned the hug with double the force, pumping Karzem full of FUNKTASMIC FORCES. The beast could not resist the music and began to get down. Narrator then resumed his various distractions and allowed Johnny's plan to play itself out.
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Post by Mizagium on Jul 16, 2009 23:32:44 GMT -5
Sarah appreciated Narrator's efforts, and caught a swinging tentacle. It plopped her down on his back. All she had to do was reach the base of the spine.
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Post by thecheat on Jul 16, 2009 23:33:56 GMT -5
"GO FOR IT BITCH," Narrator roared (encouragingly).
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Post by Monika on Jul 16, 2009 23:36:57 GMT -5
Leon, unable to be as spontaneous as Narrator, started juggling as his distraction.
Raiden was still melting ice. He was almost close to being half way through getting 1/10 of the way there.
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Post by Mizagium on Jul 16, 2009 23:43:02 GMT -5
In an effort ot move things along, Sarah reached the base of the spine. She raised the True Sword high, and plunged it deep into the gelatinous mass of flesh. The moment it pierced the skin, it sent pain though every atom of Karzem's being. He suddenly saw what he was: a monster. the pain hurt him, hurt him bad.
Light poured out of deep fissures opening in his skin. Large blobs fell away, splashing to water and sinking into the ground. The light engulfed the whole realm, and a mighty roar of pain issued forth.
When it cleared, Karzem was curled on the ground, whimpering. The water orb lay a few feet away. the Chaos Crystals dissolved away. He was beaten.
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Post by Razgat on Jul 16, 2009 23:45:09 GMT -5
Mari turned back to her normal self and walked up to get a look at what was going on. "You did it!"
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