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Post by Myrdraxxis on Jul 9, 2009 20:32:44 GMT -5
Zais walked up to Leon...somehow mysteriously appearing next to him. "Well Random World...just so you know, you're in MY territory now." He said with a largly predatory grin. "So what was that in the Sea about killing me?"
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Post by Razgat on Jul 9, 2009 21:14:31 GMT -5
Mari sighed and sat down. She didn't know what Random World was, and apparently Zais was incharge now. She looked up at the storm that had struck Leon a moment ago. Why would lightning randomly strike Leon? Lightning is totally random, but I didn't think his staff would attract electricity. Hmmm....
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Post by thecheat on Jul 9, 2009 21:34:21 GMT -5
Narrator followed himself just like Raiden. SUPER DUPER
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Post by Monika on Jul 9, 2009 21:47:31 GMT -5
"Land is land, Zais. No matter where we go, you shall be defeated. Preferably after we get through this plot, though. It's been going on since 2008." Leon said, pointing out how they had gone to Super Land in October to get the Orb of Wind. He hastily repaired the fourth wall before clearing his throat. "Ahem...So...Who has the next Orb?" he asked no one in particular. Chaos, his pet dragon who randomly appeared, growled, desiring to be petted. Leon complied, causing Chaos to breathe fire in affection, mildly scorching his armor.
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Post by thecheat on Jul 9, 2009 21:52:41 GMT -5
Narrator knew the answer and blurted it out eagerly. "I GOT SOME ORBS IN MY PANTS. But naw, I know where it is. According to a few pages back (which I can read because I narrate shit) some old guy traveled to warn what's-his-face in Random World. I believe the City of Mists is in our destination, gentleman. TALLY HO!??!?!!?!"
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Post by Myrdraxxis on Jul 11, 2009 19:55:34 GMT -5
Zais sighed. "Leon...you obviously don't understand....most liekly because you aren't in the Random World story (*sounds of Fourth Wall shattering*) but I'll lay it down for you. Ever since me and one other killed the Time Keeper, (here he smiled) Random World is all but under the control of my armies."
He sighed happily and turned to leave. "I'll be in my castle. Come find me when you feel the need to die." He then teleported all the way over into the middle of the Shadow Empire to his castle.
Sindri, Samarillidon and the four members of Havoc squad dragged themselves through the halls of the castle, leaving a trail of sand behind them. Other shadow soldiers and Zaischists gave them odd glances as they past.
Sidri was greatly annoyed, all of them having to walk back to Random World after being ditched in the Sea of Sand. "Well boys, at least we can finally get a little rest." Vin said exhaustedly. Suddenly Zais warped into the hallway.
"Ah Sindri and co. just who I wanted to see. I have a new assignment for you, meet me in my quarters." he disappeared again.
THere was a moment of silence before Sindri Samarillidon and Havoc squad let out a collective groan.
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Post by Mizagium on Jul 13, 2009 13:46:33 GMT -5
Karzem was not pleased at the lack of plot here. So he sent more BAnshees at the gathered party. They went and started screwing things up.
Oh, and attacking everybody.
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Post by thecheat on Jul 13, 2009 14:12:37 GMT -5
Narrator was displeased with the total lack of plot that Tyler just unleashed. He killed the lack of plot and not-so-patiently waited for him to MOVE ON WITH THE DAMN STORY.
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Post by Razgat on Jul 13, 2009 14:18:38 GMT -5
Somewhere far away from anywhere, a city was being controlled by the Koala overlord, Dingo. It looked a lot like Time Square in New York, but the buildings and signs were different bright colors blending together in different shades. The sky was a mixture of reds, oranges, and purples, and the road was a mix of blue and purple. The sidewalk went from pink to mint green, and a giant tree rose out of the middle. It was covered with carvings and gum and posters, and baloons were tied to it. There was a girl with blue hair, purple eyes, and lavendar lips playing the harp constantly. The Koala overlord sat in the tree high above. He had bright orange fur and blue eyes and claws.
The scent of weed and a combination of other street drugs filled the air, causing anyone you entered to fall over or get dizzy. The cities vibrant colors made anyone who entered disoriented. It was called Trippy City. (If you've seen my picture from art, it looks like that.) Dingo, the Koala overlord, looked down upon his city. High hippies were walking aimlessly around below him. He watched as they bumped into walls, gave each other hugs and brownies, and took naps. Dingo sighed and shook his head. "Idiots....Why am I overlord here? All I have are a bunch of drug crazy teenagers. Couldn't they at least be on something that doesn't make them act so.........."
He was at a loss to describe the hippies below him, but he knew he had to find a better way to rule. He jumped down from branch to branch until he hung from a branch over the harp woman. "Corlina, play me a new song."
Corlina's eyes were blank (they have no pupils). Her expressionless face barely moved as she answered in a monotone voice. "What song, master?"
"Something.....enchanting. Play me something that will lure others to the deadly fumes of my city. I need new inhabitants."
"Yes, master."
Soft melodies began to play as she plucked the harp with her dead fingers. They traveled miles away, and could be heard by anyone. Dingo climbed back to the top of the tree, hidden by the fumes, and listened as he waited for others to come.
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Post by thecheat on Jul 13, 2009 14:29:51 GMT -5
Your misunderstanding of intoxicants is apparent. Carry on.
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Post by Razgat on Jul 13, 2009 14:30:47 GMT -5
It's supposed to be based on a painting I made.....I called it Trippy City because of all the weird combinations of colors.
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Post by Mizagium on Jul 13, 2009 14:31:39 GMT -5
Karzem was displeased. We already went through this. Dingo was annoying, and they ignored him before... HEY!
"THAT LITTLE FUCKER STOLE THE WATER ORB!" Karzem shouted so loud that everyone heard him, even Dingo. He raced off to the city.
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Post by thecheat on Jul 13, 2009 14:36:09 GMT -5
It's supposed to be based on a painting I made.....I called it Trippy City because of all the weird combinations of colors. I got that. However, I doubt you painted drugs...or did you? My point is to stick to what you know.
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Post by Razgat on Jul 13, 2009 14:45:01 GMT -5
Dingo swung down the branches to recieve whatever his hippies had found. They handed it to him, and Dingo balaced it in his paws. It looked like a beautiful orb with water droplets floating on the inside. "This is a good find.....I'll add it to my tree."
He swung up the branches with the orb in hand and went to his little area of clean air. It was above all the toxic fumes from below, and he had a little nest at the top. He stuck the orb on one of the branches covered with gum and sat in his nest to admire it.
Meanwhile, Corlina continued to play her enchanting melodies that increased the fumes and covered the city in a thick, multi colored mist. It turned the easy going hippies into more violent, irritable human beings.
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Post by Mizagium on Jul 13, 2009 14:49:30 GMT -5
"Hey, did you heart that?" Matteas asked everyone.
"What?"
"Listen." Karzem's screams echoed across the land once more.
"What little...?" He stopped. "What's THAT?" A strange melody flowed in after Karzem's voice.
"Hey! I've heard that before..." Matteas said. "Somehting about a Koala."
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Post by Razgat on Jul 13, 2009 14:52:39 GMT -5
Mari stood up and listened to the harp melody. "Should we follow it?"
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Post by Myrdraxxis on Jul 13, 2009 15:05:51 GMT -5
Zais stood before the assembled Shadow Warriors and John the Zaischist leader. "Gentlemen, I have a new assignment for all of you." He said, pacing. "This Water Orb...I have no clue what it does, but it must be important to base an entire story arc about it." *again the fourth wall shattered* "Therefore I am placing leadership of my armies under Sindri and John for the time being. Samarillidon, do what you do best. Havoc Squad...go do something destructive."
Zais looked out his window toward Trippy City, one of the few territories in Random World not under his control. "I think it is time to pay dear Karzm a visit."
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Post by Monika on Jul 13, 2009 15:11:06 GMT -5
"Let's go." Leon sighed. He teleported himself to the controls of the Flying Tower, effectively commandeering it. He stamped his staff on the ground and immediately changed his outfit into that of...CAPTAIN L. The swashbuckling super pirate that had not been seen since Awesome Land I piloted this tower straight toward the source of the melody.
"Yarr...Everyone don yer weapons and what not so we can keelhaul the Water Orb's guardian and move on with this plot." Captain L fired a beam of energy at each person on the tower, putting them all in pirate costumes as well. Really cheesy pirate costumes. Like sub-Party City costumes.
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Post by Mizagium on Jul 13, 2009 17:09:41 GMT -5
Bill Nye was pleased.
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Post by Razgat on Jul 13, 2009 17:24:24 GMT -5
Mari looked down at herself and sighed. I sort of looked like a pirate before, but.....
She sparked a little static off her finger and made her hair grow wild. She grabbed her saber and held it up in the air. "Ai ai, Captain!"
Why not have a little fun?
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