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Post by thecheat on Jul 13, 2009 17:37:24 GMT -5
Narrator put on his spare, non-crappy swashbuckling outfit. He always has a fancy costume. Feeling the need to get through the awkward silences he fast-forwarded to meeting the freaking bear. How he hated that bear...
"I hate you, bear. Give us the orb so we can get this stupid plot line over with. Otherwise, I will break your legs."
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Post by Razgat on Jul 13, 2009 17:44:22 GMT -5
Dingo stared at Narrator. "I'm a Koala bear, and I don't like you very much either. Corlina!"
She started playing a melody that drew all the suddenly violent hippies to them as Dingo took the orb and hid in his tree.
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Post by Mizagium on Jul 13, 2009 17:56:38 GMT -5
Karzem arrived in Trippy City around that time, stepping out a portal of CHAOS. He cracked his fingers, then took out Entropy, and fingered the valves absently.
The whole of the city spread out before him, a great canvas for him to create his masterpieces.
HE raised the black trumpet to his lips, and played the familiar frantic melody. The nearest skyscraper shook, then collapsed. He smiled.
Too easy.
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Post by Monika on Jul 13, 2009 17:57:23 GMT -5
Captain L adjusted himself to Narrator's disregard for the laws of physics, having grown accustomed to not fast forwarding through time. "Yar...What be this? We have a gang of violent hippies? That seems a tad bit oxymoronic...but no matter! Crew, attack!" Captain L yelled, drawing Masamune and slashing various hippies.
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Post by Mizagium on Jul 13, 2009 18:00:01 GMT -5
Matteas, Johnny, Sarah, Cassandra, and the Ridleys all shrugged. Why pass up a chance to kill hippies?
"YAAAR!" they all shouted and began to slaughter the violent passifists.
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Post by Myrdraxxis on Jul 13, 2009 18:19:52 GMT -5
Zais suddenly appeared next to Karzm. "Wuzzup."
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Post by Mizagium on Jul 13, 2009 18:20:51 GMT -5
Karzem jumped. "You!... I don't think I like you. Have we met? I can't remember?"
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Post by TEAM_DERRICK on Jul 13, 2009 18:23:54 GMT -5
Derrick then took the orb and ate it.
Shtoople then turned into wikipeeede.
"Wjat no friechers?"
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Post by Mizagium on Jul 13, 2009 18:24:59 GMT -5
Karzem made him spit it out and returned it to the Koala. Then he went back to Zais before facepalming at wut jst happnd.
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Post by TEAM_DERRICK on Jul 13, 2009 18:27:05 GMT -5
Then Wikipeeeede said, "The orb is now a 3 dimensional eleven sided figure! Suck it!"
then the universe teleportaled into implodinating.
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Post by Myrdraxxis on Jul 13, 2009 18:28:50 GMT -5
Zais thought for a moment. "Yes I think we did meet. Briefly. Anyway, I propose an alliance. For two reasons;
one, These guys are trying to steal your orb. Two, we are both Guardian Deities and should stick together or some shit like that."
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Post by Monika on Jul 13, 2009 18:29:39 GMT -5
(OH SHI- ALLIANCE)
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Post by TEAM_DERRICK on Jul 13, 2009 18:30:40 GMT -5
then the world overed virus equaled very yes
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Post by Mizagium on Jul 13, 2009 18:32:28 GMT -5
Karzem weight the options. "True, you are the Guardian of Darkness, I am a Guardian of Chaos. Both elements are not well liked. Sure, what the hell. Just remember, that orb is mine."
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Post by TEAM_DERRICK on Jul 13, 2009 18:34:34 GMT -5
wikipeeeeeeeede then teleportaled the orb to fucking china!
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Post by Mizagium on Jul 13, 2009 18:36:39 GMT -5
Bill Nye brought ti back.
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Post by Myrdraxxis on Jul 13, 2009 18:39:11 GMT -5
Zais shrugged. "Sure. Never wanted it in the first place....just kinda wanted to make sure Leon failed and everyone else was killed in a horrible Armageddon." He got an innocent look on his face. "Does...does that make me a bad person?"
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Post by TEAM_DERRICK on Jul 13, 2009 18:40:28 GMT -5
The wikipeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeede said, "Zais is now a ninja master! But he is also a crack addict."
ZAIS IS NOW A CRACK NINJA !!!!!!!!
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Post by Mizagium on Jul 13, 2009 18:40:33 GMT -5
"No. That's basically my JOB."
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Post by Myrdraxxis on Jul 13, 2009 19:31:57 GMT -5
"Well whatever. Looks like my army is here." Zais said happily as the distant sound of marching got closer. Ships appeared in the skies above as troops surrounded the city.
"Before I unleash my troops on you...I must first weaken all of you all with my FINAL ATTACK!" Zais shouted. He closed his eyes and pointed a finger at the Flying Tower. He inhaled deeply and with a great roar he-"DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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