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Post by Mizagium on Jul 13, 2009 20:36:27 GMT -5
Karzem punched Zais. "Don't be a faggot."
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Post by Myrdraxxis on Jul 13, 2009 20:58:00 GMT -5
Zais chuckled. "I couldn't resist." He said gleefully. "Besides, look what it did!" Ans sure enough around half the population of Trippy City were slowly turning green and melting.
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Post by Mizagium on Jul 13, 2009 20:59:00 GMT -5
Karzem sighed. He raised Entropy to his lips and played another melody, causing several more buildings to collapse.
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Post by Razgat on Jul 13, 2009 21:02:39 GMT -5
Dingo sat on top of his tree watching his city fall apart. "Nooo! Not my city! I don't care what you do with the hippies, but not my city! Corlinda!"
The girl slowly began to grow with her harp as well. Wings sprouted from her back, and snakes grew where her hair was. Her teeth became sharp, and her skin became covered in scales. Her harp seperated into two swords, and she became a massive fifty foot being. She towered over the protagonists (and antagonists) and swung her swords down.
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Post by Mizagium on Jul 13, 2009 21:04:19 GMT -5
Karzem redirected his Chaos tune at the swords. They shattered. But they rained down metal shards on everyone else.
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Post by Myrdraxxis on Jul 13, 2009 21:07:19 GMT -5
Zais took out some popcorn. His troops began to march upon the city as every possible toon from Lord of the Rings began playing at once.
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Post by Mizagium on Jul 13, 2009 21:09:10 GMT -5
Karzem sent his Banshees to drive the hippies (more) insane. then joined Zais in watching.
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Post by Razgat on Jul 13, 2009 21:10:32 GMT -5
Corlinda watched the shards fall then took a deep breath. She screamed at them, causing a massive wind to blow at them. It sent some of the hippies flying.
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Post by Mizagium on Jul 13, 2009 21:11:29 GMT -5
"Bitch, you ruining my plans!" Karzem yelled.
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Post by Myrdraxxis on Jul 13, 2009 21:37:58 GMT -5
"Yeah stop being a buzz kill!" Zais threw his popcorn in a an enraged fashion. Then he looked over at Karzm. "Hmm this is fun we should do this more often."
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Post by Mizagium on Jul 13, 2009 21:38:32 GMT -5
"I agree." He directed his Banshee armada at the towering she-demon.
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Post by Razgat on Jul 13, 2009 21:40:08 GMT -5
Her blank eyes watched the Banshees, and she swung her arm at them. Knocking them away. Dingo, on the other hand, climbed out of his tree and sat with Karzm and Zais. "This is the best entertainment I've had in weeks."
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Post by Myrdraxxis on Jul 13, 2009 22:18:03 GMT -5
Zais looked over at the koala-squirrel thing and smiled. "yay more food!" he reached over to grab the offending mammalian antagonistic plot device.
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Post by Razgat on Jul 13, 2009 22:20:01 GMT -5
Dingo then scratched him in the face and stole his popcorn.
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Post by Myrdraxxis on Jul 13, 2009 22:47:59 GMT -5
"Ow you damn squirrel!"
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Post by Razgat on Jul 13, 2009 22:55:45 GMT -5
Dingo then grabbed the popcorn and ran up into his tree, giggling.
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Post by Monika on Jul 13, 2009 22:58:09 GMT -5
Both Captain L and Austin thought about facepalming at the sheer crap that was the previous 10-15 posts, but decided instead to once again fix the fourth wall, separating the two and allowing Captain L to move on with the plot. Egyptian God Card music started to play as the captain removed his disguise and changed into normal Leon. He raised Telumbra into the sky and with the power of the Orbs of Wind, Earth, and Fire, he summoned a planet sized meteor to destroy every banshee, hippie, and everything else he saw fit. He stared around before sheathing his staff and asking politely "May we PLEASE move on with the plot and have some decent quality posts?" He approached the giant wingedharpsnakegirldemonthing that was once a normalnonwingedharpgirlthing and drew Masamune. "Where's the koala who stole the Orb hiding?" he asked peacefully.
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Post by Razgat on Jul 13, 2009 23:05:51 GMT -5
Cordila suddenly shrink down to normal size and was a normal girl again, this time with her own will back. "He's in the tree. Tell him I quit."
She then marched off.
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Post by thecheat on Jul 13, 2009 23:10:33 GMT -5
Narrator looked around him. An army, a terrible fusion of Pit and a Gorgon, and a bear. Of all things, a BEAR. BEARS ARE GODLESS KILLING MACHINES.
"Prepare for some counter-bullshit, gentlmen."
Utilizing his infamous sunshine piss, Narrator simultaneously doused the hippies and transformed them into unicorn-mounted vikings with battle-axes and JUSTICE GUNS. Zais's army was in for a fight that would not be immediately dismissed in one post. The buildings were also transformed into massive grassy-knoll trolls, fully equipped to RAPE JFK OR THE NEAREST GIANT MONSTER AVAILIBLE. That means you, bad fusion thing. BUT THAT'S NOT ALL. NARRATOR BITCH-SLAPPED THE KOALA. That will be all.
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Post by Monika on Jul 13, 2009 23:11:29 GMT -5
"Um...Thanks?" Leon said confusedly. With a swift slash to the trunk, Leon had cut down the tree which had held the koala. Politely he demanded "Koala, relinquish the Orb. Now. Or else." Hundreds of creatures from the Shadow Realm appeared, each holding a glass of Shadow Water in one hand and Shadow weapons in the other.
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