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Post by thecheat on Jul 13, 2009 23:12:40 GMT -5
DAMMIT MY COOL POST WAS INVALIDATED
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Post by thecheat on Jul 13, 2009 23:13:10 GMT -5
SORT OF
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Post by Myrdraxxis on Jul 13, 2009 23:13:21 GMT -5
Zais suddenly got a creepy/scary look on his face and began walking toward the tree. "Heylittle squirrel...come heeeeereeeeee." He said in a creepy tone. "I promise you wont feel me make a wallet out of you while ur still alive..."
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Post by thecheat on Jul 13, 2009 23:14:09 GMT -5
Consider the outdated parts nonexistent, but the army with the Justice Guns remains to fight Zais. It's about time somebody fought that army...unless somebody did while I wasn't around.
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Post by Myrdraxxis on Jul 13, 2009 23:16:19 GMT -5
Zais army began fighting off the new threats! Shadow Warriors and Zaischists battled on the ground while the ships in the air proceeded to use overkill and bomb the shit out of everything not EVIL.
Zais glanced at his army and smiled. "Oh by the way, remember when I disappeared and then came back with the Zaischists, I added something else to my army."
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Post by Razgat on Jul 13, 2009 23:19:15 GMT -5
Dingo looked from Zais to Leon. He didn't exactly want the orb, he just thought it looked pretty. He took one more look at Zais before he gave it to Leon. "Fine, just don't let me be turned into a wallet!"
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Post by Monika on Jul 13, 2009 23:22:10 GMT -5
Leon snapped the final Orb into his staff and said "You're kidding right? HELL NO. I DEMAND AN EPIC BATTLE RIGHT NOW!" Infuriated at the utter nonsense that the Random World portion of Omega World had been so far, he walked a few feet closer to Zais and screamed "LET'S DUEL. And get the original guardian of the Water Orb, too, because I KNOW DAMN WELL IT WASN'T A KOALA."
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Post by thecheat on Jul 13, 2009 23:23:48 GMT -5
Narrator's troops (he has troops now teehee) triumphantly fired Justice back at the evildoers in the sky and battle axe'd at the nefarious characters on the ground. Their steeds impaled 12 kinds of shit.
Narrator himself did a victory dance on Zais's living corpse.
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Post by Myrdraxxis on Jul 13, 2009 23:26:06 GMT -5
Zais dusted Narrator off himself (wait wut?) and glared at Leon. "Fine. But first I need to bring in the last addition to my troops."
Dark forms appeared in the sky, and slowly grew bigger and bigger. Random japanese music began to play and the ground shook as twenty giant figures landed on the remains of Trippy City. "Giant Robots!" Zais said happily.
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Post by thecheat on Jul 13, 2009 23:27:13 GMT -5
The giant shit Narrator created earlier that was invalidated came back. SUCK GRASSY-KNOLL TROLLS.
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Post by Mizagium on Jul 14, 2009 15:38:27 GMT -5
Karzem took the orb. "I killed the original Guardian. So, by some comic-bullshit logic, I am now the Water Guardian. I guess!"
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Post by Monika on Jul 14, 2009 16:07:21 GMT -5
"Then it's you and Zais I'll fight!" Leon yelled, raising his staff into the air. The sky quickly began to darken. "THERE IS NO WAY IN HELL THAT I'M GOING TO WALK AWAY WITH THE WATER ORB JUST BY ASKING A KOALA FOR IT!" Leon was extremely angry at the moment and was about to prove it. He teleported himself extremely high into the air, only to come back down inside...THE CRIMSON SHADOW X! The airship that he had not traveled in since Awesome Land II appeared with a few modifications. One old skill it did retain, however, was its TRANSFORMATION. He placed Telumbra into the ignition and turned it, causing the CSX to shift into a giant robot. He proceeded to pound the robots in Zais' army.
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Post by Myrdraxxis on Jul 14, 2009 16:15:04 GMT -5
But Leon forgot one thing. They were JAPANESE robots! Which means they were also ninjas.
Zais got into his own robot and cheered. "Mecha fight!"He glanced over at Karzm. "Oh, you wanna borrow one?"
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Post by TEAM_DERRICK on Jul 14, 2009 16:19:02 GMT -5
Due to all the weeabo going on Tetsuo showed up and mutated into a giant blob. He then proceeded to absorb Zais' robot ninja army.
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Post by Myrdraxxis on Jul 14, 2009 16:20:45 GMT -5
But he missed.
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Post by TEAM_DERRICK on Jul 14, 2009 16:25:52 GMT -5
DAMMIT! Tetsuo then teleportled into Zais' stomach and gave him the worse indigestion he's had in years!
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Post by Mizagium on Jul 14, 2009 16:29:07 GMT -5
Karzem got into his own giant robot, a Chaos of version of the RX-78-2 model Gundam. Yeah.
He ate Testsuo from inside Zais and spat it at Leon.
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Post by TEAM_DERRICK on Jul 14, 2009 16:30:38 GMT -5
And then Zais was forced to eat Bilbo Baggins.
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Post by Mizagium on Jul 14, 2009 16:33:52 GMT -5
Then Johnny used the False Shield and transformed in a giant version of the Rahu III biological Custom Robo and proceed to eat Bilbo Baggins successfully.
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Post by TEAM_DERRICK on Jul 14, 2009 16:34:48 GMT -5
Then John Freeman backfilipped out of the top of the sky and kicked Jonney in the part of the face that was like combines!
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