Awesome Land IV: Rise of the Grand Imperatrix

[Mizagium]

"Sorry," someone said. "I sneezed. Can you do that again?" Carter leaped out of the background (he was an actor playing an extra) and pounced on Laurine.

"This ends now!" Fenrir and Frigga flanked him. He held a crimson red dagger over his head, and brought it down to her chest.

~~~~~

Holden kicked angrily at the barrier around Awesome Land. "what now, Crispy?"

[Myrdraxxis]

Zais swung his scythe and slammed the staff end into the ground. Lighting began cracking and going off...inside the building? "Dramatic effect, set!" He yelled and began swinging at Laurine.

[Razgat]

(Wait....is Crispy supposed to come in now?)

[Bruce Leroy]

The gears turned their chainsaws on and loaded their guns.

"Dom, your with me," Marcus said, "Barid Cole you two go around to give us and anyone who needs it support. If things get sticky use this."

Marcus threw a football at Cole's head.

"WTF!! You want use to help you with a football?" Barid barked bodaciously.

"No you dipshit that would be retarded. It is a atomic nuclear bomb with the power to destroy this place 10 times over. It just looks like a football. The timer is set to 15 minutes once you spike it on the ground. Don't drop it that would be very very bad."

With that Dom and Marcus ran toward Laurine.

Meanwhile MGF was being emo or some shit like that. Until the ghost of his mentor Moby Dick appeared to him.

"MGF, What the hell is wrong with you!" Moby moaned menacingly

"I just can..."

The ghost of Moby Bitch slapped MGF with a belt.

"MAN UP YOU PUNK ASS! With that I take my leave. Bye bye!" Moby loled laughing.

The ghost of Moby Dick than disappeared. MGF got pissed pulled out a rocket launching shotgun and a shotgun launcher and charged toward Laurine.

(hey guys imma postin nowa)

[Razgat]

Cow-girl overheard and couldn't resist. She grabbed the football and ran.

[Bruce Leroy]

"... That crazy-ass woman is going to be the death of us all. Cole lets get her." Barid yelled.

"Already got it back. Silly females can't play football. I showed her a cook book and she dropped it... Oh CRAP."

(The timer has started bitches lol.)

[Razgat]

(Oh, Cow-girl. Probably my favorite character.)

Cow-girl flipped through the cook book with confusion. "WHAT THE CRAP IS THIS!?!?! What is this milk? I use Justice Milk only! This book can't tell me what to do!"

She then threw the book onto the ground and shot it with her justice milk bazooka.

Meanwhile, Cybele stood off stage, watching Carter. She had her pistols ready. She would shoot as soon as she saw Laurine move.

[Monika]

"This performance is already scripted!" Laurine transformed her body into a poisonous gas and floated above the protagonists into the air, reconfiguring herself into a solid. "There's no sense in trying to edit out your deaths! Ha!" Acid rain began to accompany the lightning, pouring down onto the field. Laurine, of course, was unaffected. With unrivaled speed she dashed down behind Carter and grabbed his arm, throwing him toward the others.

[Myrdraxxis]

Suddenly Zais appeared behind her and, grabbing her by the head, slammed her into the ground. "Enough with the play analogies!!!!"

[Bruce Leroy]

(14:45 left)
"Dom Open fire!!", Marcus motioned

They unleashed hell upon Laurine. MGF threw shot a shotgun at her. Cole and Barid tried to figure out what to do with the atomic nuclear bomb.

"What do we do?"
Bomb skips to 10*
"Fuck..."

(9:55 left)

[Monika]

"Analogies? Oh, no no no! You have it all wrong! This isn't analogous to a play...This is a play! Shall I show you my audience?" Laurine transformed into a cloud of poisonous gas again and swirled around the battlefield rapidly. When she stopped, a dozen Laurine clones in addition to the real one stood in a circle around the protagonists.

"Attack!" each of them yelled. They all breathed poisonous, corrosive flames from their mouths toward any 'good guy' they could, corroding parts of the tower as they did so.

[Mizagium]

(Crispy is not now. But Im establishing her for later)

"Wait, what?" Johnny scratched his head. "A bomb?"

"Johnny, she's getting away!" Sarah pointed up.

"I don't understand this!"

Carter recovered, narrowly missing colliding with a confused Johnny. "Sup," he said casually.

A football-bomb flew by his head. "things are getting weird, huh?"

"Weirder than usual."

Carter thought for a moment. "Johnny...you have the Ugly Stick, right?"

"Yeah..." johnny narrowed his eyes.

"Listen..."

~~~~~

"That's crazy!" Sarah exclaimed.

"But it'll work," Carter insisted. "You said it yourself how it saved you in the Final Realm."

"No I didn't!" Johnny exclaimed. "What I said was: 'That's a terrible idea, it nearly killed us in the Final Realm'!"

"Oh. Well, this time I'm on your side!"

Sarah sighed. "We've got nothing better."

"fine," Johnny said reluctantly. We'll do it your way."

"Thanks."

[Monika]

"Toxic Cyclone!" the Laurines yelled. They each circled the battlefield, accelerating to their usual ridiculous speed. The wind in the midst of the circling clones transformed into a giant, poisonous tornado. The gas, as if moving of its own accord, transformed into gaseous snakes, attempting to seep through the protagonists' throats and nostrils.

[Razgat]

Cybele came out from behind the stage and began firing at will at any Laurine clone she saw. Cow-girl continued to...be Cow-girl.

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Crispy stared at the barrior for a moment before smirking. "An orb guardian can't be stopped that easily. I think I know someone who can help us, but that's for later. For now? We build up an army."

She reached into her pocket and pulled out a pile of rice crispies. She threw them onto the field in front of her. She then unbuckled a bottle of milk from her waist and poured it onto the cereal. They quickly began to grow as they snapped, crackled, and popped until they grew as tall as a man. Some of them grew to even larger sizes than that. The forms took that of a human, but their skin was discolored, and they moved awkwardly, but they were fine soldiers. They could stretch and expand, and best of all? They ate meat.

Crispy giggled at her creations. "We'll be ready very soon, but I have some greater creations in mind. I want to be prepared. I plan on taking over entirely."

[Bruce Leroy]

Marcus threw a frag into a crowd of Laurines. A moment later the limbs of the Laurines were flying everywhere,
"Its no good there's too many. Where the hell are Cole and Barid?"

Just as Marcus spoke Cole and Barid arrived with the footbomb in hand.

"Christ don't tell you dropped it! Give it here I have an idea."

[Myrdraxxis]

Zais countered Laurine's attack by....HOLDING HIS BREATH!!!!!

[Mizagium]

Holden snorted. "that's great and all, but the people I need are on the other side of this barrier. Can't get stronger without them..."

~~~~~

Carter stepped into the middle of the Toxic Cyclone. He smirked. "Laurine! It's over, for real this time!" Johnny rushed up behind him and whacked him in the back of the head. Hard. Carter collapsed.

Johnny stared at the Ugly Stick, then at the unconscious form of Carter. Then at Sarah. "Oops."

[Bruce Leroy]

(8 min left)

"... and all we have to do is survive until that happens.", Marcus finished.

"Thats well and dandy," Dom retorted, "but how do we do that?"

"With this." Marcus held up a bottle of grape drank and fried chicken.

"What!?!?" The men replied.

"You'll see."

A rumble in the distance*

[Mizagium]

((Remember that child I gave to Ara? Yeah...forget that))

Jace looked up. "What was that?" The city was secure by now. all of the Imperial Soldiers had been rounded up. It was quiet finally. Until...

"What?" Sherri turned.

Rumble. "That."

[Myrdraxxis]

And then Zais was all "Bitch!" And chopped at the air, cutting through the toxic cyclone. He spun his scythe and unleashed a rain of dark magic down upon Laurine.