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Post by Mizagium on Feb 3, 2010 18:33:16 GMT -5
"Uh...You may want to take that off before we-" before Leon could finish the car drove at 150 VPH (That like miles per hour except with a V lolol) toward the Imperial Palace. Leon latched on to the car before it left as they traveled toward the ruler of Awesome Land.
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Post by Mizagium on Feb 3, 2010 18:33:40 GMT -5
Johnny hung his head out of the window like a dog, which was impossible as the burger costume should have prevented this. "So what's this emperor guy like, eh? Is he better looking than me?"
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Post by Mizagium on Feb 3, 2010 18:34:12 GMT -5
Leon stared at the man and started to chuckle a little. "He is quite handsome, I'm sure, but he always covers his face and body with a hooded robe for some reason, so few have seen him." Leon replied, trying to say the best possible answer.
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Post by Mizagium on Feb 3, 2010 18:34:37 GMT -5
"Oh, well that's good. But if he's Ugly, my stick will begin to glow and I will be forced to run out screaming OMGZZZ ITSS A UGLY PERSON!!!! Then all the world will know that he is Ugly."
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Post by Mizagium on Feb 3, 2010 18:34:59 GMT -5
"Fair enough." said Leon as the car parked itself outside the gate to the Imperial Palace. "He doesn't often take visitors, so I'll get him for you." Leon said, running over the gate and into the castle...
Inside the castle:
"Now, to rid myself of this body. I've not been in it for a decade now and I hope to leave it permanently." Leon said in his normal voice. In a spiraling cloud of smoke he transformed back into his normal, hooded form and walked outside to the Porsche.
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Post by Mizagium on Feb 3, 2010 18:35:40 GMT -5
"Help!" called Johnny. "Imma stuck in diz automobilezz! Imma gonna sue you!!"
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Post by Mizagium on Feb 3, 2010 18:36:05 GMT -5
Moments after hearing the plea for help, Emperor Veralice walked outside and opened the gate without so much as touching it. Under his hood you could see his pale blue eyes glow as the Porsche disappeared completely, setting Johnny.
"There will be no need for lawsuits here. Not that there are any lawyers I don't own..." laughed Veralice.
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Post by Mizagium on Feb 3, 2010 18:36:43 GMT -5
Johnny threw off the burger suit, and stood up to face the Emperor. "Excuse me while I get more comfortable," Johnny said as he ripped off his shirt to reveal his six-pack abs. He then struck a suggestive pose. "You must be the emperor."
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Post by Mizagium on Feb 3, 2010 18:37:07 GMT -5
"Uh...Yes, that would be me. And you are obviously a very concei-I mean, you are obviously a person of great stature and whatnot. It's going to rain right now, so you may want to step into the palace." Emperor Veralice said. His eyes shone again as a fierce storm brewed and swept away a nearby cow. Mooooooooooo.
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Post by Mizagium on Feb 3, 2010 18:37:28 GMT -5
The cow blew towards Johnny who, with his randomly outstretched Ugly Stick, hit the cow and turned it into a hideous deformed beast that crawled along the ground. "Whoops." Johnny hurried inside with the Emperor.
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Post by Mizagium on Feb 3, 2010 18:37:47 GMT -5
Veralice led Johnny inside as he took a table from his nearby closet and assembled it. He brought two chairs, took one, and sat down, putting liquified chocolate pudding on the table.
"Yum...Chocolate pudding drink...The finest junk this place has to offer." Veralice said, slightly disgusted with the pudding.
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Post by Mizagium on Feb 3, 2010 18:38:15 GMT -5
"I'll eat it!" Johnny yelled and snatched up the liquified pudding. In doing so it sprayed all over his bare six-pack abs. He wiped some off on his finger and licked it. "YOu want some?"
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Post by Mizagium on Feb 3, 2010 18:38:31 GMT -5
"No, thank you." said Veralice, shocked by Johnny's demeanor. "Anyway, the reason I have you here is to offer you a proposal. You don't like McJimmy very much, do you?" Veralice asked.
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Post by Mizagium on Feb 3, 2010 18:38:52 GMT -5
"Hell no! The only reason I work there is cause he lured me into this dimension/kingdom/area with a modeling contract and promises of candy in his van." I never did get that candy though..." Johnny said thoughtfully, soon drifting into a state of semi-unconsciousness.
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Post by Mizagium on Feb 3, 2010 18:39:08 GMT -5
~What a strange individual...~ thought Veralice. "Are you alright?" he asked. "Snap out of it!" Veralice commanded, summoning a bucket of assorted candies above Johnny's head, emptying the contents.
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Post by Mizagium on Feb 3, 2010 18:39:28 GMT -5
"CANDIEZZZZZZ" Johnny yelled suddenly, startling the Emperor. He devoured all the candies in nanoseconds. As a result, his abs began to glow like they were oiled up. Johnny turned to the EMperor, "I'm listening to you now."
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Post by Mizagium on Feb 3, 2010 18:39:49 GMT -5
"Uh...Right. From the look of your odd, glowing muscles, can I safely assume that you are physically strong?" asked Veralice, unable to comprehend the speed at which a person could eat a bucket of candy.
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Post by Mizagium on Feb 3, 2010 18:40:11 GMT -5
"I guess, I've mostly used my muscles for show. But I can do this." He stood up and turned to a nearby henchman. He did the gay wink, smile, finger-point trick and the henchman's head asploaded
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Post by Mizagium on Feb 3, 2010 18:40:27 GMT -5
"Goodness...That is some trick you have there. Someone like you is far too superior to work at McLol's, so what do you say to becoming a general in my army?" asked Veralice, making the asploaded henchman's head disappear.
"You'll get far more money than McWtf was paying you..." Veralice said, creating money with the wave of his hand.
"Females..." Veralice said, using another hand wave, bringing all of his female servants into the room.
"...And anything else your heart desires..." Veralice finished, making a mountain of candy appear behind Johnny.
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Post by Mizagium on Feb 3, 2010 18:40:49 GMT -5
Back in the office, McJimmy was in his own. McJimmy has never been seen by himself, and he makes sure it stays that way.
[in a singing tune]
"My little pony, my little pony..."
*strokes toy pony*
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