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Post by Mizagium on Feb 3, 2010 18:41:04 GMT -5
Unbeknownst to many, McJimmy's toy pony actually held a secret switch. The bookcase on the wall opens up, revealing a bound and gagged fat gay guy in fishnets and a tube top.
AND HE WAS COVERED WITH COCOA BUTTER.
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Post by Mizagium on Feb 3, 2010 18:41:22 GMT -5
"Hello thar, my friend. It has been a while since we've met. Allow me to show you to my collection of ponies"
*McJimmy pulls out a box filled with glittered ponies*
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Post by Mizagium on Feb 3, 2010 18:41:40 GMT -5
The cocoa butter-covered, tube-top/fishnet-wearing fat guy struggled against the ropes that bound him.
"APVINBUHBTAPS!!" he yelled through the towel in his mouth.
"What's that?" McJimmy said, pulling out a small pink pony from his box of glittery surprises. "You want to play with my ponies? I thought you'd never ask!"
McJimmy set the pink pony down in the fat guy's lap, and the pony began to glow. It glowed brighter and brighter with each passing second until the fat guy was completely engulfed in light. McJimmy giggled with glee and came out of the closet, shutting the door behind him as the fat guy began to scream.
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Post by Mizagium on Feb 3, 2010 18:42:26 GMT -5
"Anyway, what do you say to joining me, Johnny?" asked Veralice as he rose from the table.
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Post by Mizagium on Feb 3, 2010 18:42:48 GMT -5
"Hmm, I will work for he who supplies the most Kandiez." Johnny stood up to shake Veralice's hand, his abs still covered in liquefied chocolate pudding.
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Post by Mizagium on Feb 3, 2010 18:43:08 GMT -5
"Then it's decided!" exclaimed Veralice, shaking Johnny's hand as he made another bucket of candy. "Now, there is just one thing I need you to do. Follow me to the 9001st floor of my palace." said Veralice, walking toward the indoor elevator.
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Post by Mizagium on Feb 3, 2010 18:43:28 GMT -5
As he wiped the chocolate pudding on his cloak, there was a sudden crash from outside. There was what sounded like a series of gunshots and grown (and some overgrown) soldiers screaming like little girls. There was silence for an entire minute. Then, the door slammed open, and a three-foot tall robot rolled in on roller skates.
"DERP DERP DERP DERP," the robot said, his flowing orange turban and green mustache waving in the breeze that was impossibly coming from inside the castle."DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP."
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Post by Mizagium on Feb 3, 2010 18:43:47 GMT -5
Veralice trembled with anger as he stopped in his tracks. "Who dares disturb me as I ascend the first 9000 floors of the Imperial Palace?!" he yelled, walking towards Derp-Bot and trying to decipher his words.
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Post by Mizagium on Feb 3, 2010 18:44:11 GMT -5
"DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP," said Derp-bot, moving farther into the room. Derp-bot opened a small compartment below his mustache, and a long metal pole reached out, scooping a few pieces of candy out of the bucket, and withdrawing quickly, the door snapping shut behind it. "DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRP!!!!" Derp-bot belched.
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Post by Mizagium on Feb 3, 2010 18:44:26 GMT -5
"I'm growing a huge dislike for robots right now..." said Veralice, walking towards Derp-Bot. "I'm afraid I have to eliminate you!" he yelled, taking his sword Hystoger and slicing off a piece of Derp-Bot's mustache.
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Post by Mizagium on Feb 3, 2010 18:45:46 GMT -5
"Hey you robot!" Johnny exclaimed, producing his Ugly Stick. "You just ate mah kandiez!1 Imma gonna hitchu wit mah Ugly Stick!"
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Post by Mizagium on Feb 3, 2010 18:46:05 GMT -5
"I shall deal with this robot later..." said Veralice. ~Note to self...Ban robots from Awesome Land.~ he thought to himself. "So, Johnny, if you would accompany me to the 9001st floor. I need to make sure you're qualified for the job." Veralice said, walking to the elevator.
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Post by Mizagium on Feb 3, 2010 18:46:23 GMT -5
"Wow, a robot." Johnny mused. "Does it always barge in and steal peoples kandiez like that?"
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Post by Mizagium on Feb 3, 2010 18:46:52 GMT -5
AND THEN, AS IF A ROBOT-DISTRACTION WASN'T ENOUGH...C'MON AND PLAY THAT FUNKY MUSIC WHITE BOY.
A kamehameha blast put yet another hole in the wall of Veralice's forretress, as if he didn't have enough what with the random moustachiod robots. Narrator, the classic sort-of-hero stepped through the hole, declaring in a voice that could make angels and Easy Bake Ovens cry, "SO I HERD U LIEK MUDKIPZ."
Before waiting for a response, Narrator positioned himself at the half-ruined table and waited to be served the delicious sugary substance know as kandiez. "C'mon, I want tha' kandiez. WHILE I HAVE TEETH, PEOPLE!" Narrator declared in that same magical voice who's glorious tones cannot truly be put to words.
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Post by Mizagium on Feb 3, 2010 18:47:08 GMT -5
"Hold the elevator!" Johnny shouted! "Someone's trying to steal MAH KANDIEZ!!! He readied his Ugly Stick and burst out of the elevator. He landed across the table from Narrator. He held the Ugly Stick like a baseball bat. "Who are you that wants top take mah kandiez?"
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Post by Mizagium on Feb 3, 2010 18:47:35 GMT -5
"IDK MY BFF JILL" Narrator said in that epic voice we've all come to know and love. "I just finished dislodging my boot from the asses of Estal20 and Mote+, then I heard about tha' kandiez. Gimme tha' kandiez." Narrator then, after unleashing that stream of words, responed to Johnny brandishing his ugly stick. He slowly stood up, ripped his shirt in two (effectively removing the garment), and assumed the captain's pose. With his ultimate defense in place, Narrator waited for Johnny's next move, be it peaceful or not. OH GOD THE SUSPENSE.
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Post by Mizagium on Feb 3, 2010 18:47:51 GMT -5
*Back in McJimmy's office, McJimmy sits quietly picking his nose and flicking his boogers at the tube-topped fat guy.*
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Post by Mizagium on Feb 3, 2010 18:48:08 GMT -5
"What am I gonna do?" Johnny repeated Narrator's question, amused. "Im gonna hitchu wit mah UGLY STICK!!" Johnny lunged across the table brandishing the Ugly Stick.
Thus did the epic battle between Johnny Mabutoo O'Malley and Narrator begin...
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Post by Mizagium on Feb 3, 2010 18:48:28 GMT -5
Narrator proceeded to open up a can of Shaq Fu all over the place. The flailing of ugly sticks and ass-bound boots could hardly be seen amdst the cartoon-like cloud of dust surrounding the fight. The epic battle raged on for waaaaaaaaaaaaaay too long before something conveniently distracted them...
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Post by Mizagium on Feb 3, 2010 18:48:48 GMT -5
What the heck is going one here? thought Veralice, who was sick of the constant arguing. He decided there was no reasoning to stop it and went to the next floor of the palace, watching from above Narrator and Johnny battle.
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