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Post by Mizagium on Mar 3, 2011 22:10:02 GMT -5
"Looks like we're in for an epic fight to end all fights. MAY THE MOST CREATIVELY DESTRUCTIVE MIND WIN."
Narrator punched the ground, causing the very earth beneath his feet to rise up to protect him. He then reached into his infinite pockets and brought out a puppy. Nobody can resist a puppy. Narrator gave this puppy his shotgun and sent it at Tetsuo.
"ATTACK, MY HOUND."
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 3, 2011 22:10:12 GMT -5
Tetsuo used his psionic ability to rip the puppy apart from the inside.
"Sorry, I'm a cat person."
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 3, 2011 22:10:23 GMT -5
"Well, now that I know that you're willing to sodomize a puppy, it's GO TIME."
Narrator kicked Tetsuo in the back of the head, EVEN THOUGH HE WAS STILL BEHIND HIS WALL OF EARTH. PHSYICS JUST GOT BITCH SLAPPED.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 3, 2011 22:10:36 GMT -5
Tetsuo used a force field to move all of the earth away from him.
"Hey that was a cheap shot! But then again , so is this!" said
Tetsuo as he sent a 5-ton boulder crashing down upon the narrator's head.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 3, 2011 22:10:49 GMT -5
Seeing the puppy get ripped to shreds, Cha Cha looked up briefly from his thoughts of Sarah to say, "That's just cruel!" Then he withdrew back into his mind.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 3, 2011 22:11:00 GMT -5
Perverted Fat Guy appeared out of nowhere and ran around, on fire again, screaming, "TETSUO IS CRUEL!! TETSUO IS CRUEL!! HE SET ME ON FIRE AGAIN WITH HIS STUPID ELECTRICITIFYINGNESS!!!!"
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 3, 2011 22:11:10 GMT -5
Tetsuo replied to PFG with setting him on fire, while laughing uncontrollably.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 3, 2011 22:11:23 GMT -5
Narrator didn't budge as the boulder shattered. The bits of rock remained in the air. Narrator chuckled as these rocks rushed at Tetsuo.
He then gagged at the thought of a love story in Awesome Land.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 3, 2011 22:11:35 GMT -5
Tetsuo used this opportunity to send an arch of pure psionic energy at the narrator.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 3, 2011 22:12:16 GMT -5
Narrator threw his shotgun of awesome at the energy bolt, cancelling out the attack. The rocks collided in Tetsuo, but the result was unseen as of yet due to the surrounding cloud of smoke.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 3, 2011 22:12:27 GMT -5
Tetsuo teleported out of the field of smoke to appear behind the narrator.
he then grabbed the narrator's head and sent volts of electricity into it, causing the narrators eyes to burn up and melt.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 3, 2011 22:12:37 GMT -5
Narrator grew new, identical eyes to take the place of the old ones. He grabbed Tetsuo's hand and flipped him over. Reaching into his pocket, Narrator produced the brother of the first puppy, which he put on the back of Tetsuo's head. The puppy viciously tore at whatever it could reach in revenge for it's brother's death.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 3, 2011 22:12:59 GMT -5
So this is it? How very anticlimactic... Veralice thought about the battle that had been fought moments ago. "Whoever defeated RIDLEY, I'll have to thank him sooner or later. I will miss my little pet, though." Veralice laughed.
"That reminds me! I meant to ask Johnny about the Artifacts." Veralice remembered. "They're probably at the docks leaving." he thought aloud. He teleported himself to the docks of Awesome Land to search for Johnny, but what he found was worse. There stood the Time Keeper, the Watsrobe family, and Zento.
"Hmph. We didn't kill you?" Veralice asked the Time Keeper mockingly. He drew Hystoger, which he hadn't used in 7 pages, and prepared to fight.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 3, 2011 22:13:10 GMT -5
Tetsuo sent out a force field, knocking back the puppy and the narrator. Then he set the puppy on fire, just to be safe, and watched it die.
"Is that it?" remarked Tetsuo.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 3, 2011 22:13:24 GMT -5
"NOPE THE PUPPY WAS A DISTRACTION SO GO AHEAD AND LOOK BEHIND YOU."
Tetsuo looked behind him to discover a 25-FOOT WAGNER ROBOT.
"HOW DARE YOU HURT A PUPPY," Wagner-bot cried. The robot slammed its giant metal arm down on Tetsuo while playing a Moleman video on its chest panel.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 3, 2011 22:13:38 GMT -5
Tetsuo ripped the robot apart with his mind, and then made a powered suite for himself out of the remains.
"I don't need the armor," remarked Tetsuo, "but you hve to admit that it looks cool."
Tetsuo stood there, smirking at the narrator.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 3, 2011 22:13:50 GMT -5
The Wagner-bot armor still retained its ill-will for the destruction of the puppies, and began to sqeeze Tetsuo. An angry Wagner voice emanated from the suit, yelling, "PUPPIES PUPPIES PUPPIES."
Narrator chuckled.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 3, 2011 22:14:03 GMT -5
Tetsuo used anouther force field to destroy the armor. he then made a dimensional pocket and threw the armor inside. casting it away. Tetsuo then began to charge his energy.
"Narrator, you are a worthy adversary. However, if you cant defeat me in the next 3 minutes, you and the entire universe will be destroyed."
Tetsuo then began to laugh a manacle laugh.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 3, 2011 22:14:19 GMT -5
Narrator ignored Tetsuo's spelling in order to produce an ever-so-familiar pair of Civil War era cannons. This time, Narrator had made sure that these cannons were loaded with their desired ammunition. The cannons fired, launching their payload of FALCON PUNCH TO THE FACE. Tetsuo was hit directly in the ENTIRITY OF HIS BEING.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 3, 2011 22:14:51 GMT -5
And with that, Tetsuo decided to call it a day and headed to a hotel.
a motel 8 to be exact. he could tolerate roaches.
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