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Post by Mizagium on Mar 3, 2011 22:15:05 GMT -5
During the fight between Tetso and Narrator, the Time Keepr had stumbled away. He had regained a bit of his consciousness and was struggling for the rest.
"Ugh, what's happening to me?" His voice shifted between his and that of another, more powerful being. "Why can't I...?" His power was slipping away. His heart began to beat uncontrollably.
Time Keeper stumbled into the forest around Lake Awesome. One hand clutched his heart, and the other held his head. A demonic voice sounded in his head.
~You are foolish to resist.~
"You!" Time Keeper declared. "Stop this! Leave me!"
~You are no longer in need of your body."
"Give me back my mind!" He fell to his knees. "Why are you doing this?"
~You shouldn't have stayed so close to the Null-Void, my friend. You could have avoided this.~
"What? What are you - ?" The entity asserted his full control over the Time Keeper's mind. "AAAHHH!" He screamed in pain.
The forest was again engulfed in fire. The fire burned a deep black, deeper than the darkest night. The Time Keeper's body was being torn apart and twisted to suit its new masters needs. A blinding darkness surrounded him.
When the darkness cleared, the Time Keeper had changed form once again. This time, he was six feet tall, with perfectly toned muscles. His hair was silver and nicely trimmed. His eyes, however were still bright green. On his belt were two sheathed daggers, each one cursed. Across his back was strapped a katana named Fier' Lun, or Midnight Kill.
In a deep and commanding voice he declared to all, "I AM THRAGGLE'NARR!"
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 3, 2011 22:15:08 GMT -5
Zento was shocked. He and the Watsrobes had been on either side of the Time Keeper, and he STILL got away. He decided to go with the standard Ausum Land Navy punishment for such stupidity, which is OVER NINE THOUSAND SPIRIT REMINDERS!!!
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 3, 2011 22:15:45 GMT -5
Over the course of the end of Season 1 and all of Season 2, Narrator had left his Taco Bell franchise unattended to. Thraggle'Narr decided to exploit this.
Upon arriving at the 6th of 8 Taco Bell stores (cause of physics) he dipped into the Darkness and called forth a fairly weak Seoreh. It was vaguely humanoid except that its right and left arms were a sword and a shield, respectively. Its entire body was a deep black; its eyes were golden.
He called several more. "Gah. Rei. Kisvah." He commanded them in shadowtougne. "Go. Kill. Destroy."
The Dark Soldiers did just that. They stormed into the Taco Bell. Immediately they began killing the customers. Men, women and children were slaughtered without mercy.
Once the ground ran thick with the blood of the innocent, Thraggle'Narr called back the Dark Soldiers and summoned another form of Seoreh. They were small, insect-like. They made no noise as they zoomed through the air and landed on the corpses of Taco Bell customers.
As if with one mind, they all raised their stingers and plunged it deep into the rotting flesh. After creating a sufficient hole, the Parasites burrowed into the bodies. A few minutes passed, and then the corpses stood up
Each was now a twisted form of humanity.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 3, 2011 22:15:59 GMT -5
Narrator, having lost virtually no energy in the epic creative battle with Tetsuo, made his way to the Taco Bell he already knew was being attacked. He looked at the former customers and whoever the new villain was without so much as changing his facial expression.
"How am I supposed to make money off zombies?" Narrator asked. "Jerk. Wait, maybe I can market brain-shakes or something..."
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 3, 2011 22:16:10 GMT -5
to which Tetsuo relpied: "i think that brain shakes is a great idea.
But perhaps we should clear out the zombies."
and with that Tetsuo let loose a pillar of fire upon the zombies.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 3, 2011 22:16:20 GMT -5
Zento had just finished is Reminders and was having a hard time controlling himself. He wanted to go join the fight at Taco Bell, but he had to wait here with the Regiment.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 3, 2011 22:16:37 GMT -5
Unfortunately these zombies were fire proof.
so Tetsuo just made them explode with his god mode-esk powers.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 3, 2011 22:16:47 GMT -5
"Now who will I market my brain shakes to?" Narrator asked. "This business thing just IS NOT working out. Who knew I'd have to actually put work into it."
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 3, 2011 22:17:00 GMT -5
Zento was shocked- he felt as if part of his memory had been erased. There had been an epic battle, but it seemed now like it had never happened... and Tetsuo died? Zento was so confused, he decided to take a nap to forget about it.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 3, 2011 22:17:24 GMT -5
Suddenly, a dark orange beam came and struck Tetsuo directly in the chest, mortally wounding him. As his last words he said "Bad grammar....My one weakness..." before collapsing upon the ground and fading from existence.
lulz taht fool diez cuzomy greamer. thought Shtoople, the source of the horrible beam of destruction responsible for Tetsuo's death.
nice one mods
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 3, 2011 22:17:38 GMT -5
...Thraggle'Narr left because of this failure.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 3, 2011 22:17:55 GMT -5
"Well..." Veralice said, staring off into the distance as he sat upon the ground. "My first goal is complete. Defeating the Time Keeper and restoring some sense of balance to Awesome Land. Now there is the small task of restoring myself to emperor status..." Veralice hesitated for a second, unsure if that was his true desire.
"Do I really want to become emperor? Obviously I wasn't a very good one to be overthrown by my people so easily...Walter is probably a much better ruler than I am...My lust for political power has abated, it seems." Veralice said to himself, rising from the ground and brushing off his cloak. Hystoger began to turn a gray as if it were fading away. Veralice noticed this and thought to himself. "You." was all he said as he traveled to the secret shrine where Hystoger should be held.
"I'll rid myself of this blade. The path I choose no longer requires swordplay...Only magic, intellect, and cunning." Veralice said. "As my last bit of gratitude to you, Hystoger, I shall use you to carve a more useful weapon." With a branch that had been magically reinforced with dark energy from the temple, Veralice created a beautiful wooden staff. "Now I must get some metal to make it more useful...This should do it." Veralice laughed, taking a metal plate from below a pedestal. He superheated it and combined it with the wood, creating a large golden scepter about 4 feet in height with a "V" at the top. In the middle of the V was a small circular socket for an unknown reason.
"Now...To ensure that It will be effective in melee combat...As a last resort, of course." Veralice muttered to himself. He took another golden plate and branch and fused them together into a spear like object with a golden tip. He placed the spear into the scepter with a little magic and added a small groove the center of the staff. By touching the staff's center, the spear shot out of the staff's circular socket, stopping just enough to get the entire weapon to 6 feet.
"Perfect...Now, to get rid of you, Hystoger." Veralice said. He plunged the blade into the pedestal, causing the temple to shake violently. "Standard self destruct sequence...Better teleport." he laughed, warping out of the room and to a nearby Taco Bell.
"Now, as I am no longer Emperor I shall find a new title..." Veralice said, pondering over potential titles. "The Dark Sorcerer Leon...Yes. The initials are DSL. I love it!" he exclaimed with happiness. "Veralice, the name I went by as a corrupt tyrant, is no more. I now declare myself Leon, and my weapon shall be Telumbra, the Staff of Shadows!" Leon yelled.
His staff glowed slightly as his costume underwent a dramatic change. His entire outfit turned crimson and he donned a magical cape with 7 black flames arranged in a circle on the back. In the center of the circles was a picture of Telumbra. His hood, which he had worn the entire 57 pages of Awesome Land, removed itself to reveal his red eyes, pale face, and medium length black hair that had been hiding beneath his cloak. The front of his robe disappeared to reveal light plate armor adorned with the same insignia of his cape.
"Now to find something to do." Leon laughed, changing Telumbra back into staff form.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 3, 2011 22:18:08 GMT -5
Turing away from the imminent battle, Narrator greeted Leon.
"Hello, would you like some delicious Latin cuisine this fine day?"
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 3, 2011 22:18:22 GMT -5
Mass found a young man that was willing to help him. Influencing the man in to the temple and having him remove one of the crystals allowing hm inside.
Projecting his thoughts into the man, named Vincent, told him to arrange the four colored crystals correctly. The order went red, black, gold, and white. Now all he had to do was wait for the correct position of the sun.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 3, 2011 22:19:00 GMT -5
"Hmm. Is this food authentic. I only ask because I'm pretty sure that it's not. And is it poisonous? I only ask because I'm pretty sure that it is." Leon said, making clever use of repetition.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 3, 2011 22:19:10 GMT -5
Rowlek awoke in the middle of the woods. It seemed he had been abandoned. He stood up and tried to recall what had happened. Now he remembered: he had been fighting the clones with Xero and Teharlu. But they had been defeated. He was captured and Xero and Teharlu were killed. He trudged off toward the dock so he could return to Special Land. He had failed his mission. The only reason he had come to Awesome Land was to compete with his long-time rival Xero. Now that he was dead, there was no point in staying.
Moments later, Rowlek stumbled through the brush and came out into the sunlight. He saw Zento, the Watsrobes, and the Phantom Regiment on the beach, and the Special Royal Navy out on the water. Then the full force of what he saw hit him: Xero was alive! He had purpose here after all! He walked over toward the Poltergeist, where Xero pat him on the back and said, "Welcome back, Rowlek!"
Confused at his rival's manner, Rowlek exclaimed, "What happened? Where are the clones?"
"Shoot!" Xero cursed. "We forgot about them!"
"Don't worry," Phantom reassured his son and his rival. "I've got the Corpsvets on it." He said this just as the last of the Corpsvets disappeared into the woods.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 3, 2011 22:19:22 GMT -5
Derp-bot rolled along. Now the story had no direction since the villains had all stopped posting.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 3, 2011 22:19:35 GMT -5
"The giant dragon seems to have disappeared." yawned the Imperial Prince who was apparently still royalty of the Awesome Land empire.
"Mmhmm. Wait, what? The beast is gone? AND SO IS THAT MADMAN! WE CAN RESUME OUR RULE!" yelled Walter who grabbed Taenas' arms and danced in a circle rapidly enough to remove his feet from the ground.
"Right. Old man, we have business to attend to if there are no more threats." Taenas said apathetically. "Imperial Soldiers, move out!" Taenas commanded, jumping on his dragon to Dark Hole Headquarters. Everyone else followed suit, flying above the people of Awesome Land to their giant tower.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 3, 2011 22:19:46 GMT -5
Cha Cha looked up from his thoughts of Sarah again. He saw the dragons of the Imperial Army flying overhead toward the Dark Hole Headquarters. Then he made his decision. He no longer wanted a part in this war. But he knew he had to stay. He couldn't escape from Awesome Land yet.
He looked up at the dragons again. Then he took off running in the direction the Dragonriders flew. Xero, Phantom, and Rowlek all exchanged glances, then chased after the Trumpet Hero. The Phantom Regiment took to their oars and began to paddle around the coast of Awesome Land in the same direction, soon arriving at the Taco Bell where Leon was. Lacquer hopped down from the ship to the ground and walked into Taco Bell, starving and knowing his crew was starving as well. He ordered a Happy Meal for every member of the Regiment and walked out with his arms stuffed with bags of greasy cheeseburgers and tacos, with a picture of Ronald McDonald's face on the front. Don't ask. Just read.
As the Regiment devoured their Happy Meals, Lacquer wandered into the forest to find his friend, stuffing a Taco Bell Number 1 Grilled Stuffed Burrito in his mouth. Beans and meat spilled from the sides of the burrito, somehow not landing on his perfectly spotless uniform. He continued walking until he arrived at the Dark Hole Academy. He walked in the door just as he finished his burrito and was appalled at what he saw.
Little children were running around happily. The place was one huge playground. Only, the walls had the image of Walter's face plastered all over. TVs were everywhere, all showing educational television and Teletubbies. Lacquer almost went insane. He had to shield his eyes from the horror and sprinted back out the door, gasping for breath. He had to tell Phantom what was going on.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 3, 2011 22:20:00 GMT -5
Deep within the darkest corners of his closet, Shtoople began to work on his greatest novel ever........................................................
DUM DDUM DUUMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!
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