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Post by Mizagium on Mar 3, 2011 22:47:20 GMT -5
"HEY! You guys cheated....Whose minds did I reach into then...." Kayne walked back to the ship to take another nap.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 3, 2011 22:47:39 GMT -5
Leon returned the cards to their deck and placed them back in a case. "Well, that's that. You tell us your backstory while we travel to Super Land. The Crimson Shadow has repaired itself." Leon said, pointing to the newly repaired airship. He walked aboard and teleported everyone else there, including Narrator and Kayne.
"Let's go." he said as they flew.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 3, 2011 22:47:50 GMT -5
Narrator laughed in manly truimph. Physics might as well bend over now because the Narrator train just wont stop rolling.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 3, 2011 22:48:00 GMT -5
Lacquer was teleported into the airship too, and he began playing Hey Baby! on his Tuba. Everyone started singing along.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 3, 2011 22:48:21 GMT -5
Shtoople stapled his 4 pages of brutally bad pros together. However, he then realized that he forgot to give this Great Awesomican Novel a title. So he took out a sharpie and wrote out a title. Unfortunately for us, Shtoople's spelling is even worse than his grammar. in fact, the only thing that renders his book as slightly readable was the use of Awesome Land Computer's Spell Check Program.
Although he attempted to name the book, "The Memorie's a of Man hoo has terible grammer and Is mad off imiTation crab meet." the Title that he wrote on the book was
THE NECRONOMICON
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 3, 2011 22:48:32 GMT -5
Zais sighed. "I guess my entertainment is over." he said. His entertainment gone and his ex-army apparently satiated, Zais quietly teleported abord the Crimson Shadow. "Hope you don't mind if I join you guys." he said to Leon. "There is nothing left to do here and I have....business in this direction."
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 3, 2011 22:48:41 GMT -5
Seated in the captain's chair, Leon summoned a dark magical mute and shoved it inside the source of one of his most hated songs.
"New rule on my airship: Playing Hey Baby will have you expelled immediately. Playing any song, in fact, will do the same." Leon laughed. As he steered the airship rose into the air, accelerating toward Super Land.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 3, 2011 22:48:55 GMT -5
Jace began to recount thew back story of him and his cohorts.
"There are more of us in Organization XXI. We are a huge group. We're considered a "gang" but we don't do anything illegal. The Organization is divided up into four Suits, like a deck of cards. Hearts, Diamonds, Clubs, and Spades."
"What about the Clover Suit?" Sherri asked.
"They don't have any affiliation with the Organization anymore, you know that!" Jace became angry at the very thought of the renegade blackjack players. "They used to be members of the Organization, they were the best, but..." Jace trailed off. Sherri took over the narrative.
"They started dealing in illegal activity until finally we were forced to trow them out. Of course they were bitter, so they formed their own blackjack group: the Clover Suit."
"The clover used to be the symbol of the Organization." Crass added.
"Right. We had to change our logo to avoid any affiliation with the Clover Suit." Sherri glanced around at everyone on the airship to make sure they were following along.
"As to how we cam to be here, well..." Jace continued, "Every year we have a tournament with the governor's office. They are all good. It was near the end of the tournament and us three were playing against the governor and tow people who don't really matter. It was close but..."
"But what?" Someone asked.
"...We lost." Sherri finished.
"No we won." Crass corrected.
"No, YOU put down that damn Ace of Clovers and made them think we did it on purpose and were WITH the Clover Suit!" Sherri exploded again.
"I TOLD you, it was slipped into the deck. I didn't know it was there." Crass pleaded.
"It doesn't matter," Jace broke up the argument, "It happened and we were all but thrown out. Only Knox's pleading kept us in the Organization. Knox is our Ace, the leader of the Hearts." Jace added.
"We were put on probation and sent out here for a few weeks while the mess was sorted out." Sherri finished. Everyone contemplated their story.
"I don't know why he was so sore about us cheating," Crass mused, "All the winnings would go to charity anyway."
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 3, 2011 22:49:07 GMT -5
"Sounds more well developed than a lot of backstories here..." Leon muttered to himself.
"So a group name the Clover Suit is partially responsible for your misfortune? I sympathize with you guys." Leon said solemnly to the members of the organization. "I'll have to see if I can help you...But first we have to take that trip to Super Land...Something tells me it's going to be a bumpy ride."
With those words, Lord Raphael began to think about attacking the airship again when he realized...
"Hmm. If I keep destroying the airship then they will just keep fixing it and returning here. That man is persistent. I have to kill them in person if I am going to ensure his demise." Raphael said, and he summoned the Elite Falcon troops, former angelic creatures who were turned into birds by a mysterious curse. They were still pretty deadly, though, with their sharp claws and deadly beaks. Clad in red and white, the Falcons said "What is thy bidding, my master?" in unison.
"Kill them. I can make sure they die this way." was the reply as Raphael directed them to the Wind Orb through which Leon could be seen.
Without another word the Falcons dove out of the sky and toward the airship.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 3, 2011 22:52:51 GMT -5
Cha Cha just sat there, waiting for Tyler to make Sarah wake up.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 3, 2011 22:53:06 GMT -5
Phantom, Xero, and Rowlek finally arrived at their destination: Dark Hole Headquarters. Walter and Taenas had just arrived there themselves and were dismounting their dragons on the roof, along with the other Dragonriders. About that time, the Phantom Regiment arrived, having left a squad of men with the Poltergeist to guard it and rebuild the mainmast.
"Colonel Phantom," a soldier said, approaching his Colonel. "The Special Royal Navy has just docked and is dividing up its forces to send some men to aid us. The another squad will be setting off for Groovy Land. Rumor has it that a man by the name of Bill Nye the Science Guy lives there. (The Phantom Regiment soldiers are too well-trained to allow their heads to asplode at the mention of the word "Science.") They will request his help. The rest, including Her Highness, Queen Lauren, will sail to Beethaven. They will seek out the Lord Holst and request that he send his Suite Army. The squad that is to remain here is on its way."
"Thank you, Chad," Phantom said. He looked up at where the Dragonforce had just finished landing. Veralice had given up on his quest for power. Time Keeper was dead. All that was left of the "Four Kings" was Walter and Motevator666. Phantom had seen Walter's power already and knew it wouldn't be difficult to defeat him. But he had never heard of Motevator666. The name did sound familiar, though. He erased the thought from his mind and ran in the front door of the Dark Hole Headquarters. The Regiment followed him in.
"Welcome to Dark Hole Headquarters," a woman at the front desk said, apparently the receptionist. "Emperor Walter and Imperial Prince Taenas are busy at the moment. Please take a seat in the waiting room and the Emperor will see you in no less than two hours and no more than - "
The woman was silenced as Xero shot her with his blaster. He had never liked receptionists. Always, "Welcome. Waiting for Player Two to accept request. Please wait...." The woman slumped down on the desk. Rowlek swiped the key from around her neck and activated the elevator. The Regiment crowded into the massive elevator that somehow managed to hold all of them in it, even though its maximum payload was 1000 pounds and the room should only have been able to hold eight grown men at once. the elevator door closed and began to ascend the tower's over 9000 floors.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 3, 2011 22:53:20 GMT -5
Zais leaned against the airship railing with his eyes closed as he listened to the Organization member's tale. 'interesting.' he thought. 'Organization XX!...and this Clover Suit sound like they MAY be possible assets in the future.' he then reached into his pocket and pulled out.....a taco. "hehe tacos rul
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 3, 2011 22:53:31 GMT -5
Johnny shook Sarah gently.
"Sarah wake up. WE can't use this plot again, it's lazy."
Sarah opened her eyes at once. "Yeah it would be kind of lazy to make a new plot trying to wake me up/ find me, huh?" She looked over at Cha Cha. "Hi."
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 3, 2011 22:53:41 GMT -5
"Hi," Cha Cha said, relieved that Sarah had finally woken up. He held out his hand and helped her to her feet.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 3, 2011 22:53:54 GMT -5
Narrator contemplated the oncoming plotline. He wondered why the hell it was taking so long to get to Super Land.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 3, 2011 22:55:08 GMT -5
Shtoople began to read his abomination aloud. the bodies of the dead began to rise, as indescribable, eldrich speaking emanated from Shtoople's mouth. The undead looked at each other. One of them began to demand brains, while another began to demand for the illegalilization of abortion.
The Republican Zombies then turned there overly conservative eyes towards awesome land...........................
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 3, 2011 22:55:17 GMT -5
Captain Clever noticed the darkening skies.
"Peice of cake," he said, throwing down his butterfly net and mounting his motorcycle. A shotgun was slung across his back. "Time to kill some zombies."
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 3, 2011 22:55:18 GMT -5
Zento watched Cha Cha and Sarah from behind a tree. ~Here we go again~ he thought. He sighed, and reached into his jacket and pulled out a packet. He and Zais had something in common, besides the first letter of their names. When Zento opened the packet, a taco sprung out, even though it shouldn't have been able to fit into something so small. Zento took a bite, and dropped the taco- clutching at his throat. He had forgotten that He had packed these tacos with extra fail, in case of lazars. He felt dizzy. His visoin became blurry. He thought he saw someone appear next to him before he passed out. As he lost conciousness, he had a laugh that sounded like his own, but more sinister.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 3, 2011 22:55:38 GMT -5
As Sarah sat there, doing nothing, just like Tyler is telling her to do, Cha Cha pulled a random bucket from his cloak and filled it with water (this is the same bucket he had used to get rid of the fire in the forest in Season 1 when PFG first came across the lake). He gave Sarah the water and filled Sarah and Johnny in on everything that was going on in Awesome Land.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 3, 2011 22:56:54 GMT -5
Leon spotted the Falcon troops that apparently no one else on the Crimson Shadow managed to see or kill TWO PAGES AGO. "Looks like we have company..." Leon said, thinking of what to do.
"It's too dangerous to use magic on this ship. It might explode...So I guess I'll test this out." laughed Leon. He produced the shining blade Masamune and watched as the Falcons marveled at its glory. Ridiculously long, Leon slashed all of the troops in half with one fell swoop. "Be on the lookout for more of those. Without interruption we should be in Super Land in just a few minutes.
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As the elevator door opened at DHQ, Taenas stood at his desk with his back toward the newcomers.
"Hmm. Our staff has been watching you through the observatory while we were away. I am not shocked nor pleased with your visit." Taenas began, rising from his chair with his back still toward them.
"Long have I dreamed of power...Of glory...Of a father that actually cared for me..." Taenas said sadly, reminiscing about his former father whom he had to kill because of his father's tormenting and not caring for him.
"Here in Awesome Land I have all of the things I have so longed for. Power..." he said, showing them what was left of his Imperial Troops.
"Glory..." came the next word as Taenas pointed outside to the population that hadn't betrayed him.
"Even a father...Although he may not be the best ruler, he is still a cool person." Taenas laughed as he unsheathed his sword, Sindios.
"And you know what? I refuse to let you take them away from me! Especially my father! He's up on the top floor we had added before our departure...One floor above me. It's impossible to get there without fighting me first!" Taenas yelled. His fire dragon swooped down and crashed inside the building, sending broken glass everywhere. Breathing an intensely hot flame, the dragon and Taenas had a look in their eyes that screamed "Let's fight."
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