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Post by Mizagium on Mar 3, 2011 22:42:39 GMT -5
Kayne thought for a second about having his own army.
"Nah to much responsibility." Kayne walked over to the table spreading his consciousness to each competitor following Leon's suggestion/demand. So far no cheating but at the first sign they do they'll regret it.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 3, 2011 22:42:51 GMT -5
Zais sighed. "Dang it. oh well." he decided to just ditch the Chaos army and pursue bigger and better things.
Like watching the Goof Troop over there play blackjack. Zais leaned back and watched the game, forgetting the fact that he just let a leaderless army of bloodthirsty fanatics loose in Awsome Land.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 3, 2011 22:43:01 GMT -5
Suddenly, Derp-bot stepped through a portal in the Narrator Dimension and appeared right above the Chaos army. He opened a compartment in his "chest" and a myriad of kandiez fell on top of the bloodthirsty army. They were blood-flavored kandiez, specially made to appease the Chaos army.
Satisfied with his work, Derp-bot returned to the Narrator Dimension and emerged in Groovy Land on the roof of the Tower of Science (the Narrator Dimension had, unfortunately, been left slightly open, and a random Chaos soldier's head asploded, the soldier's armor and spear crashing through the portal and into Derp-bot, after which he donned the armor, attached the spear to his metallic arm, and closed the portal).
"Derp derp derp derp," Derp-bot derped. Roughly translated, "That was oddly convenient."
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 3, 2011 22:43:12 GMT -5
Meanwhile, at Lake Awesome, Cha Cha was standing over Sarah, waiting for her to regain consciousness. A day had already gone by, and he hadn't had any sleep, but he refused to rest until he was sure Sarah was okay, and that the Perverted Fat Guy wasn't going to go Perverted Kung Fu on them in their sleep.
"Sorry, Zento," Cha Cha said. "If you want, you can go look around the forest. But it's dangerous to go alone, so take this."
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 3, 2011 22:43:26 GMT -5
Near the edge of the forest, just out of earshot from Cha Cha and Zento, a dark portal formed a closed. A dark-haired youth stepped out and observed his surroundings.
How long had he been in the Pocket of Darkness? It felt like months but was probably only a few hours. Time passes slowly when you can't find the light...
The True Sword was no longer in his possession, he had lost in the Pocket. Instead, he now wielded the katana Katakari.
He heard a familiar voice from the lake shore. ~Cha Cha~ Johnny's sense came rushing back to him. And he remembered the night of Hurricane Ike.
~If Cha Cha is here, then maybe Sarah is too~ Johnny ran down to the shore. "Cha Cha!" He called.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 3, 2011 22:43:42 GMT -5
And lo, Captain Clever accompanied Zento to wherever he was going.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 3, 2011 22:43:51 GMT -5
PFG had gone wandering in the forest and had been running by, setting trees on fire, just as Johnny appeared. Strangely, the fires seemed to disappear almost on contact with the trees, so no harm was done. The point is that PFG saw Johnny and ran away again. You may think he headed back to Lake Awesome to tell Cha Cha. Well, think again. Instead, he ran into Awesome Sea (which fades into the Brildia Sea) and swam off. Nobody knew why. Nobody cared. Because nobody noticed.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 3, 2011 22:43:51 GMT -5
PFG then appeared at the blackjack table in the Uncharted Mountains. He pulled up a chair and dealt himself a hand. He sat down by Leon and jined his team so that it was now a 3v3.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 3, 2011 22:44:12 GMT -5
NARRATOR CARES
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 3, 2011 22:44:23 GMT -5
PFG somehow managed to win without even blinking. He threw down his cards and did the Hand Jive in triumph, then disappeared mysteriously, leaving the Blackjack players baffled at what had just happened. It had all happened in a matter of seconds, and nobody saw anything but a bright blur, and they all felt the heat of the fire that perpetually followed PFG around. They shook their heads and returned to their game as if nothing had happened.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 3, 2011 22:44:35 GMT -5
Johnny saw Sarah lying on the ground unconscious. He immediately ran to her and knelt by her side.
"What happened to her?"
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 3, 2011 22:44:49 GMT -5
Ignoring the turn order and what just happened, Narrator revealed his hand. He had two fours.
"Hit me."
His total was now 15.
"Hit me."
18
"Hit me."
20
"Hit me."
21
"Hit me."
The dealer, somewhat confused, placed another card. It was a 7. Narrator glanced at the card. "I win." Everyone else looked back at the card, and saw that it was now a 0. Physics be damned.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 3, 2011 22:45:14 GMT -5
Lacquer awoke (70m/s)2sin(2x45º)/(9.8m/s2) meters away from the other survivors of the crash. He got to his feet and stumbled in the direction he thought would take him to civilization and help. Instead, he appeared from a small trap door under the table where Organization XXI, Leon, and Narrator were playing Blackjack. He pushed the door open and emerged from under the table. Brushing himself off, he said, "Sup?" then proceeded to deal himself a hand and sat down beside Narrator.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 3, 2011 22:45:28 GMT -5
"Narrator you just blew my mind..." Kayne mumbled.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 3, 2011 22:45:42 GMT -5
Sherri stared at her cards, trying not to show her confusion at Narrator's physics.
18.
"Hit me." 4.
22.
"I'm out." Sherri threw her cards down in disgust. Narrator had taken all the 1's.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 3, 2011 22:45:55 GMT -5
~If Narrator is going to defy physics, then so shall I.~ thought Leon.
"I BELIEVE IN THE HEART OF THE CARDS!" he yelled, and he placed his hand for everyone to see. He had two cards in his hand, both equal to 10.5. "I believe this adds up to 21. Looks like we win." Leon laughed.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 3, 2011 22:46:08 GMT -5
Just to rub it in, Lacquer decided to reveal his hand of an 8 of Spades and an Emperor of Clubs (lolz Emperor=13).
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 3, 2011 22:46:41 GMT -5
Jace glanced around the table. Crass was down with 20. Sherri was out with 22. And both of his opponents had defied physics and gotton 21.
21. "Well, you guys win. Now we have to go with you on your journey to wherever."
"But they CHEATED!" Crass wined.
"Shut up!" Sherri shouted. Crass flinched. "Your cheating got us into this mess in the first place!"
"I didn't do it on purpose!" Crass covered his head an tried to defend himself. "I didn't know I had an extra Ace..."
"It was a CLOVER!" Jace lost his temper "How did you not realize that there is no CLOVER suit in a deck of cards?"
"I...I got caught up in the moment..." Tears welled up in his eyes. He was telling the truth. He had only glanced at his hand before placing it down. A quick look made it appear to be a spade.
"Well, whatever..." Jace backed off.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 3, 2011 22:46:57 GMT -5
"I don't know," Cha Cha said. I just found her unconscious on the beach where you guys left several pages ago."
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 3, 2011 22:47:09 GMT -5
Zento glanced at Captain Clever, somewhat confused. He shrugged, and decided to go exploring.
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