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Post by Mizagium on Mar 15, 2011 18:39:23 GMT -5
Ara shivered. Something bad had just happened somewhere and it involved him somehow. It was like he suddenly had a new boss who was extremely unqualified for his new position and was also a murderous psychopath. Nah, he must just be going insane.
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"Hooray ninjas!" Stella shouted as she zoomed by Azzi on her UFO going 88 VPH.
~~~~~
Jace motioned the other Crossmen up. "Well team, we did a good job today. The Kraken got destroyed and the city is still standing. Time to give our report to the Director."
"I would like to point out," Matteas said while putting away his lounge chair and sunglasses. "That we are responsible for none of that."
"Details, details," the de facto leader waved his hand, dismissing the issue.
"But Gree still lives!" Torran threw himself to the ground dramatically. "Curse my weakness! I shall see his head on a pike if it is the last thing I do!"
Sherri facepalmed, thinking, 'No another overactor,'
Jace just grinned. He liked this kid.
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Post by Calefrun on Mar 15, 2011 18:48:32 GMT -5
The MHF left the hotel after totally not having buttsecks... incest... not having buttcest with Cale. Looking around, he saw the mess that had been made of the city. This was... unexpected. However, his little experiment with the Andraxton swords and the Powder had gone well, at least. The next part of the plan would have to wait until Cale was awake, so he decided to explore the city for a bit, in order to determine the extent of the damage.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 15, 2011 19:07:36 GMT -5
THATS WHEN THE MYSTERIOUS ARMORED FIGURE CRASHED HEADLONG INTO MHF.
"OOPS MY BAD. DIDN'T SEE YOU THERE. I COULDN'T SEE YOU OVER THE SOUND OF MY RUNNING."
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Post by Monika on Mar 15, 2011 19:18:15 GMT -5
"Then it's settled!" Aurora cheered, clapping her hands ecstatically.
"I'm sorry, what?" From beneath his helmet, Chancellor Awesome gave an expression of utter confusion and disdain. "You...can't be-
"Zais, I hereby appoint you to the position of Minister of Homeland Security and a Guardian of Awesome Land." Aurora raised her sceptre into the air and a dark robe emblazoned with the Awesome Land insignia appeared next to Zais. "You may wear it if you like, or keep wearing what you are right now. Not like anyone ever changes clothes around here." she lampshaded.
'She can't be serious, can she?' C. Awesome thought.
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Post by Calefrun on Mar 15, 2011 19:28:16 GMT -5
The MHF considered killing the MAF where he stood, but decided that it would be unwise. Instead, he said, "Umm... yeah. Just try and watch where you're going next time."
It occurred to him that the man had said that he couldn't see him over a sound, but the MHF had stopped trying to figure this sort of thing out months ago.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 16, 2011 21:59:09 GMT -5
THE MAF HOISTED THE MHF TO HIS FEET. "MY BAD DAWG. SOMETIMES I FORGET TO LOOK WHERE I'M GOING BECAUSE WHEN YOU'RE THIS AWESOME, LET'S FACE IT, THE WORLD JUST TENDS TO DO WHAT YOU WANT." HE RAN HIS HANDS DOWN THE SHINING ARMOR HE WAS ENCASES IN SEDUCTIVELY. "ALSO, WHERE THE FIZ AM I?"
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Post by Myrdraxxis on Mar 16, 2011 22:19:23 GMT -5
Zais....smiled. Somewhere in the distance you could hear a small child crying and all the furry woodland animals of Awesome Land hid, sensing a profound wrongness with the world. "I accept, your highness." with a sharp turn -and a mocking smirk to Chancellor Awesome- Zais strode over to his minions. He picked the still shivering Sindri up by one hand and motioned with the other.
"Come, servants. We have work to attend to." With that he began walking towards the heart of the city. Havoc squad all glanced at each other and then shrugged, following their master.
The members of Vanguard and Azzi -still entertaining himself with his newfound and unwarranted ability of magic- stared at the retreating figures. Myrxxan inhaled sharply. "So...who wants to be the one to tell Chief Dace that his arch enemy is now his boss?"
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 16, 2011 22:24:10 GMT -5
Stella appeared from the nether regions of plot - I mean from wherever she had been. She raised her hand like a child in elementary school. "Oh! Oh! Oh oooooohh! Me! Me! Memememememememememeeeeeeee! Pleeeeease! I wanna do it!"
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Post by Calefrun on Mar 17, 2011 14:26:01 GMT -5
The MHF sighed. This man bothered him. He responded, "You're in Dynasty City, the capital of Awesome Land. Or at least, what's left of it."
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 17, 2011 22:48:47 GMT -5
"COOL THIS IS WHERE I NEED TO BE I THINK." HE GLANCED AROUND. "DAMN. LOOKS LIKE THIS PLACE GOT THE FIZ KICKED OUT OF IT MULTIPLE TIMES."
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Post by Calefrun on Mar 20, 2011 0:30:21 GMT -5
The MHF looked around. The MAF was right. This city was completely fizzed. Repairs would take some time, even with magic. Not really being a conversationalist, and being rather annoyed at not being the only man whose identity remained concealed by his apparel and a three-letter abbreviation, he began walking. He didn't care where he went, he just wanted to get away from the MAF. Everything that this strange man did seemed way too... loud.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 20, 2011 13:01:54 GMT -5
THE MAF BLINKED. HE BLINKED SO LOUD THAT EVERYTHING WITHIN A THREE-BLOCK RADIUS SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUSTED.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 20, 2011 21:34:15 GMT -5
((IM SO CONFUSED WHAT HAPPENED TO THE ENTHUSIASM?!?!?!?!?))
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Post by Myrdraxxis on Mar 20, 2011 21:54:09 GMT -5
((It's still technically the weekend. That's what happened))
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 22, 2011 18:53:21 GMT -5
BUMPKICK IN THE NUTS BUMP
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Post by Calefrun on Mar 22, 2011 21:51:38 GMT -5
((I'm not even sure what to do. One of my guys is asleep/in a coma, and the other is... on fire, I guess.))
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 22, 2011 21:59:44 GMT -5
((do something. anything. doesn't matter))
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 28, 2011 16:20:00 GMT -5
((BITCHES))
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Post by Myrdraxxis on Mar 30, 2011 12:04:00 GMT -5
At the edge of Awesome Land reality began to crack. The air shimmered and ripped as the very fabric of reality tore open like a wound and something emerged. It was as a large, darkness eminating and what most would later agree was a bitchin' floating tower. Zais stood proudly in the command center of his new home, amrs crossed and grinning widely. "Well that went quicker than i thought it would." He said to Sindri.
"Indeed, my lord. The moving of the base from the Void to Awesome Land went rather smoothly."
"Now that we're here, and I'm in charge of Homeland Security, I suppose the first thing to do is integrate the troops." With that, thousands of Shadow soldiers entered Awesome Land.
.....again.
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Post by Calefrun on Mar 30, 2011 15:28:12 GMT -5
The MHF put out the fire that had spread over him, but not before his hood had burned away. Now, the Mysterious Cloaked Figure stood, his semi-long black hair falling about his head in a style similar to Cale's. He also wore a headband similar to Cale's, but his was red rather than blue.
He pointed at the hotel where Cale slept, and snapped his fingers. The flames were instantly extinguished. Angered by his loss of hoodedness, he the MCF turned to the MAF.
"Now what the fiz did you do that for?"
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