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Post by Calefrun on Apr 11, 2011 15:55:59 GMT -5
Xanthos groaned. "I honestly have better things to do than hang around an arbitrary group of apparently insane people. For example, attempting to figure out why it's raining darkness outside."
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Post by Razgat on Apr 11, 2011 17:15:05 GMT -5
A normal person might turn away or freak out when faced with a group like this, but MBF simply smiled (under the bandages anyway) and held out her hand. "I'm in."
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Post by Monika on Apr 11, 2011 17:32:32 GMT -5
A giant ball of darkness crashed down into the remnants of the bar where more protagonists decided to team up.
Why did I post just to control a ball of energy? TO FIZ THINGS UP, OF COURSE.
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Post by Calefrun on Apr 11, 2011 17:34:38 GMT -5
Xanthos calmly stood up and shook his head. "Okay, attempting to figure out why it's raining darkness outside and into buildings."
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Post by Mizagium on Apr 11, 2011 17:39:06 GMT -5
Stella tapped the darkness ball with her neon katana. "Well, Spikey-hair," she said. "Obviously this is some kind of magic dark energy ball that hates bars because his father was killed by a renegade bar back in the twenties."
THE MAF STARED. SO HARD THAT IT APPEARED AS TEXT IN THE AIR.
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Post by Razgat on Apr 11, 2011 17:47:27 GMT -5
MBF pulled dark, glowing umbrella seemingly out of nowhere and held it above her head. "It's ok. You can stand under my umbrella. It will protect you."
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Post by Mizagium on Apr 11, 2011 17:49:37 GMT -5
THE MAF GLADLY ACCEPTED THE OFFER AND MANAGED TO SQUEEZE HIS MASSIVE MUSCULAR GOLDEN ARMOR UNDER THE MBF'S UNBRELLA. "COZY, EH?"
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Post by Razgat on Apr 11, 2011 17:52:50 GMT -5
"It's always safe under my umbrella-ella-ella...." MBF shook her head quickly. "Sorry, I have a twitch."
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Post by Calefrun on Apr 11, 2011 18:15:49 GMT -5
Xanthos didn't make a move towards the umbrella. Instead he looked over at the ball, and decided that Stella was probably right. "So," he said to nobody in particular, "is there anything we can do about this? And if so, should we?" He had apparently forgotten that he had refused to join their group.
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Post by Mizagium on Apr 11, 2011 18:42:41 GMT -5
"You should stand aside while I kill her." A cloud of dark energy appeared and faded away, leaving Blanche standing atop the dark energy sphere that was embedded in the floor. She pointed accusingly at Stella.
"AND JUST WHO THE FIZ ARE YOU?"
She grimaced. Stupid ninja rules dictated that she introduce herself in full if asked. "My name is Blanche, and I come Far Away. More specifically, I am here to kill Stella."
There was an ominous silence that was cut short when Stella shouted, "SQUEE!" and tackled Blanche with an open-mouthed kiss.
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Post by Calefrun on Apr 11, 2011 18:46:49 GMT -5
Xanthos just watched. He had no idea what was going on, nor did he want any part in it. He couldn't help but notice feeling slightly aroused by this, though...
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Post by Razgat on Apr 11, 2011 19:40:57 GMT -5
MBF tilted her umbrella forward so that it blocked her vision. Then she began spinning it for fun.
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Post by Mizagium on Apr 11, 2011 19:52:38 GMT -5
Blanche managed to kick Stella off of her and scrambled back to her feet. Stella rebounded off the wall and landed in a cartwheel that brought her back to her starting position.
"What was that for?" Blanche demanded.
"I'm not allowed to say hi to an old friend?" Stella pouted. "I'm hurt, Blanche."
Unfazed, the dark-haired space ninja said, "That's not how friends greet one another."
"That's how I greet them," Stella interjected. "And besides, yoy know I do it mostly because it makes you uncomfortable."
Blanche had to agree with her on that. Even back in Space Ninja Academy - wait a minute. She was here to kill her.
Blanche drew her non-neon katana. "Don't distract me! I'm here to kill you!"
Stella shrugged and brandished her own neon-katana. "You can try!" She winked.
THE MAF GRABBED THE MBF AND XANTHOS AND PULLED THEM CLOSE. "THINGS JUST GOT SEXY UP IN HERE AMIRITE?"
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Post by Myrdraxxis on Apr 11, 2011 19:59:50 GMT -5
"Hey guys what's happenin-" Azzi said cheerfully, having stepped inside just in time to see Stella "greet" the newcomer. He blinked. "So...am I supposed to throw money or something?"
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Post by Calefrun on Apr 11, 2011 19:59:56 GMT -5
Xanthos put on his best poker face and said quietly to the MAF, "Welll... maybe a little. So, not that I actually care, do you think we should do something?"
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Post by Razgat on Apr 11, 2011 20:06:13 GMT -5
MBF dropped her umbrella when MAF grabbed her. She felt slightly terrified of them at the moment. "Whatever."
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Post by Mizagium on Apr 11, 2011 20:49:40 GMT -5
THE MAF ALSO GRABBED AZZI AND PULLED HIM IN. "NAH, MAN. DON'T DISTURB THEM, OR THEY MIGHT TURN THEIR RIGHTEOUS LESBIAN FURY ON US." HE PAUSED EMPHATICALLY. THE ENTIRE BAR HELD ITS BREATH. "THROW MONEY LATER,' HE WHISPERED.
Katana met katana in a flurry of steel as the two Space Ninja came at each other with all their might. They were reduced to pink and blueish blurs (lol Blurs) as they bounded off the walls. Stella caught her friend off guard with a sudden shuriken, which allowed her to slip under her guard, and grab her ankle.
"Dopplar..."
She landed on the ground.
"Redshift..."
And started spinning Blanche around.
"Toss!" She let go and sent the other Space ninja hurtling out into the city.
"Good thing I remembered the difference between red and blue shifts," she commented to the audience. "Or that could have gone badly." She gave the victory sign.
"NOW WE THROW MONEY."
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Post by Damien on Apr 11, 2011 21:09:46 GMT -5
With a poof and a bang,
Izaak von Schlokenberg came.
He appeared in the midst of the city!
He jumped in surprise!
A ninja from the sky?!?
"Vell...izn't this beschissen!...I mean schitty!"
LAWL C WUT I DID THAR?
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Post by Calefrun on Apr 11, 2011 21:13:26 GMT -5
Xanthos shrugged and salvaged a beverage from what was left of the bar. " That didn't take long..." So now there were fighting lesbian space ninjas, magic, bar-hating balls of darkness falling throughout the city, and a teleporting and rhyming German man. He wasn't even entirely sure what to do at this point.
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Post by Mizagium on Apr 11, 2011 21:15:52 GMT -5
In all her years as a Blackbody Stealth Force Ninja, Blanche had never experience such a humiliation. OK, she had only in the Stealth Forces for a year or so, but the humiliation thing remained valid. Currently, she was flying through the air, having been hurled by her former friend, an overly flamboyant, possibly homosexual, and informally exiled, space ninja, Stella.
It was too late to correct herself before she collided with a strange, German wizard who appeared right in her path.
~~~~~
THE MAF ANSWERED XANTHOS'S UNSPOKEN QUESTION.
"WE DANCE," HE ANSWERED. "WE DANCE THE DANCE OF LIFE."
AND HE DID SO.
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