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Post by Damien on Apr 11, 2011 21:25:45 GMT -5
"Du bist eine aschen...oh!...Hallo! Who are you?"
His eyes roamed her form with a sense of longing...
"IT MATTERS NICHT! I vill destroy ze one who humiliated you!"
He waved his hands like an idiot and yelled in jibberish. Suddenly, a giant graham cracker appeared beneath Stella, and above, a melted marshmallow. The two slammed together, and CHOCOLATE RAIN fell upon it, completing the smores spell.
"Mmm, mmm, mm mm mmmmmm...Toasty...I mean, tasty!"
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Post by Razgat on Apr 11, 2011 21:30:33 GMT -5
MBF pulled a strobe light out of her pocket and held it up for MAF to help the mood.
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Post by Mizagium on Apr 11, 2011 21:48:51 GMT -5
THE SENSUAL GYRATIONS OF THE MYSTERIOUS ARMORED FIGURE SHOOK THE VERY FOUNDATIONS OF REALITY. "AW YEAH, BABY. I CAN FEEL IT. I CAN FEEL THE UNIVERSE!" THE BAR STARTED TO TREMBLE. HE KEPT GYRATING, FASTER AND FASTER, SEXIER AND SEXIER, MORE MANLY THAN EVER BEFORE!
THE BAR COLLAPSED INWARD TOWARDS HIS HIPS AND VANISHED FROM THE UNIVERSE, LEAVING ONLY HIMSELF, XANTHOS, THE MYSTERIOUS BANDAGED FIGURE, AND STELLA, WHO WAS A SMORE.
"WHOA."
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Post by Myrdraxxis on Apr 11, 2011 21:59:52 GMT -5
Azzi had managed to avoid the gratuitous gyrations and...dodged away from the vortex. "Okay...what?"
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Post by Calefrun on Apr 11, 2011 22:00:06 GMT -5
Xanthos just stood there, mouth hanging open, his brain going into shock in a desperate attempt to understand what had just happened. He had seen some weird fiz before, but this may have literally blown his mind.
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Post by Razgat on Apr 11, 2011 22:10:32 GMT -5
MBF stood frozen. Had her strobe light added to the power of his dance causing that vortex? She quickly hid the light back into her pocket to avoid suspicion.
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Post by Mizagium on Apr 11, 2011 22:21:47 GMT -5
Stella ate her way out of the s'more she was trapped in. There was still a lot left, so she stored it in the UFO - in a different pocket than the stuffed lawlasaurus was in, so it didn't get sticky and gross. She was completely unfazed by the disappearance of the bar.
"This. Team. Is. Awesome." She grinned gleefully. "Now all we need is a supercoolawesome name! Any takers?"
THE MAF THOUGHT. "SEX."
"Not right now. We need a team name."
~~~~~
Blanche growled. "Well, thanks for trying. My name is Blanche, leader of the Blackbody Stealth Forces of Far Out. Who might you be?" Stupid ninja ethics.
~~~~~
The Crossmen shuffled their feet. Jace turned to the Vanguard. "So, our leaders are useless. It's raining darkness, and there's still an exploding kraken brain in orbit. What do?"
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Post by Myrdraxxis on Apr 11, 2011 22:30:02 GMT -5
Myrxxan sighed, running a hand through his hair. "I...really don't want to.." he looked at Durzo who shook his head.
"We have to."
"Damn it." Viper muttered. Konig and Xaadm were silent, watching in fascination as Dace continued to bash his head against his desk, showing no signs of stopping.
"How can he keep doing that?"
"Is he a robot?"
"Anyway." Myrxxan said. "The only real thing we can do is turn to our superiors." He inhaled sharply. "And...since I highly doubt the Empress would be ANY help..." he gulped, "I think the next person to consult would be-"
The doors to the office were suddenly kicked open as Zais stepped inside, Havoc Squad and Sindri flanking the grinning man. "Ask and ye shall receive, douchefags."
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Post by Mizagium on Apr 12, 2011 17:44:23 GMT -5
Every member of the Crossmen facepalmed.
"Great," Jace muttered. "He's back."
"I thought we were done with him," Sherri complained.
"Who is this guy again?" Crass asked no one in particular.
"I don't really remember," Matteas admitted whilst simultaneously holding Torran back - the latter was trying to rush Gree and stick a knife in his throat.
Jace sighed. "Hey...boss."
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Post by Myrdraxxis on Apr 12, 2011 21:07:30 GMT -5
"Ah, music to my ears." Zais sighed happily. He thought for a second. "Though it would probably sound sweeter if it came from someone I actually recognized." That said, he suddenly noticed Dace, who had ceased his self-abuse the second he had heard Zais start speaking. The man was staring at Zais in an almost trance state. Zais smirked.
That apparently set something off since Dace jumped over his desk at the man with a roar. It took all of Vanguard to stop the man from getting at his...new boss. "Hi there!" Zais said cheerfully. "Glad to see you still remember me." his voice darkened. "I definitely remember you."
"SO! About the whole darkness raining from the sky thing." Myrxxan cut in.
"Ah yes." Zais said. "Well, I suppose that does need fixing." He thought for a moment....and then snapped his fingers.
Wherever they fell in the city, the balls of darkness suddenly ceased, dissipating into a fine mist. "Helps, being the master of darkness and all that." Zais said dryly.
Gree spent the entire time staring hard at Torran. His own knife was clutched in one hand.
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Post by Mizagium on Apr 12, 2011 21:51:56 GMT -5
Jace joined Matteas in restraining Torran. "So...all our problems are fixed...right?" He spied Dace trying fitfully to attack Zais. For the first time since the DCI's inception, he was concerned.
~~~~~
THE MAF RECOILED IN SHOCK. "GUYS I JUST REMEMBERED SOMETHING ABOUT MYSELF. ARE YOU READY? THIS REVELATION MIGHT CAUSE YOU YO HAVE EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA OR AMNESIA. I GET THEM MIXED UP. ARE YOU READY FOR THIS? MY NAME...IS GOLDBEZ!!!!" HE PAUSED FOR A SECOND AND HELD UP A SIGH THAT SAID 'GASP' "DUN DUN DUN!!!!!"
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"WHY IS NOBODY IN SHOCK?"
Stella stuck her tongue out at him. "Since you all are useless, Imma name this Team Friendship! Yay!"
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Post by Razgat on Apr 12, 2011 21:57:57 GMT -5
MBF raised an eyebrow. Team Friendship sounded overused (and very familiar...), but she didn't really care and went along with it. She nodded in agreement.
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Post by Monika on Apr 12, 2011 22:03:15 GMT -5
On their way to New York City, Shadow Ella felt a slight chill...given her dressing manners, however, that was to be expected anyway.
"Do you feel that, Karl?" she asked.
"What on earth are you talking about this time?" Karl was busy tuning everyone out, trying to think back to a happier time before he turned into a protagonist.
"It felt like...someone far, far away took our team name..." Shadow Ella pouted, obviously disliking this blatant copyright infringement.
"Good. They can have it." he scoffed.
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Post by Calefrun on Apr 12, 2011 22:03:56 GMT -5
Xanthos probably would have said that he thought that the name sounded extremely stupid, but he was still speechless from GOLDBEZ's bar-destroying dance.
"Sounds fine to me," someone said from out in the street, near Blanche and that German guy. Xanthos slowly looked in that direction, and saw Cale Efrun, apparently up from his nap. Immediately snapping out of his shocked state, Xanthos immediately started attempting to hide his face.
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Post by Mizagium on Apr 12, 2011 22:05:37 GMT -5
"AWESOME!" Stella exclaimed. "So we have: me, other guy, spikey-hair, Vamp, bandage-face, and Shiny2. Best. Team. Ever!!!!"
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Post by Myrdraxxis on Apr 12, 2011 22:10:19 GMT -5
Azzi nodded in agreement, not entirely sure what was going on. But being a ninja was all about adaptation and quickly assessing the situation. So he did so. In other words he just went with it. "Quick question, what exactly are we forming a team for?"
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Post by Mizagium on Apr 12, 2011 22:12:20 GMT -5
And then Stella was face-to-face with Azzi. "To do whatever we want, Vamp." She smiled. It was somehow threatening.
MEANWHILE, GOLDBEZ HAD GRASPED CALE BY THE SHOULDERS. "WHO ARE THE PATRIOTS? ER I MEAN. UH. WHO ARE YOU?"
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Post by Calefrun on Apr 13, 2011 14:06:40 GMT -5
Somewhat startled, Cale responded, "My name is Cale Efrun. I'm just.... an other guy. And who exactly are you?"
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Post by Mizagium on Apr 13, 2011 18:57:18 GMT -5
"MY NAME IS GOLDBEZ. PLEASURE FOR YOU TO MEET ME." HE BLINKED, DESPITE HAVING A HELMET OVER HIS FACE. "DOES THIS MEAN YOU DO NOT KNOW WHO THE PATRIOTS ARE?"
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Post by Calefrun on Apr 13, 2011 19:13:35 GMT -5
"I'm afraid not." Cale responded. "Now, would you mind letting me go?"
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