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Post by Mizagium on Mar 6, 2011 22:12:34 GMT -5
"WEEEEE!" Stella jumped from floor to wall to ceiling to wall to ceiling to floor to floor to outside to floor, throwing neon shurikens the whole way. "It's like a rave party in here," she declared, having completely forgotten what she was doing. Oh, I guess some of the shurikens found their target.
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Post by Myrdraxxis on Mar 6, 2011 22:13:46 GMT -5
Azzi flew off the back of the dragon. Literally. Two bat wings grew out of his back and he started flying. "Hmmm." he reached into his jacket and began hurling shuriken at the beast. "I wonder what would happen if i bit it..."
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Post by Calefrun on Mar 6, 2011 22:14:34 GMT -5
Cale ran at the thing, and slashed at it's chest with one of the chair legs. When balloons started coming out, he started popping them as quickly as he could.
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Post by Xelwes on Mar 6, 2011 22:16:03 GMT -5
Cow-man's thrusting began making large holes in the balloon structure of the beast. Veins began becoming visible through Cow-man's godly fur.
"Moo! Moo! Moo! Moo! Moo! Moo! Moo! Moo! Moo! Moo! Moo!"
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 6, 2011 22:17:47 GMT -5
Stella jumped on the dragons' back and started smaking Cow Man in the nose. "No! Bad Doggie! We do that outside!"
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Post by Myrdraxxis on Mar 6, 2011 22:17:53 GMT -5
"Right, I'm gonna try it." Azzi swooped in and latched himself onto the dragon's neck. his fangs extended and he bit and began drinking the balloon blood. He suddenly felt very light-headed.
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Post by Xelwes on Mar 6, 2011 22:23:34 GMT -5
"MOOOOOOOOOOO!" Cow-man finished his business and began smoking a balloon cigarette and drinking a large ballon full of justice milk.
"Thanks Giggles for the balloons." Cow-man winked a manly eye at the clown.
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Post by Monika on Mar 6, 2011 22:26:46 GMT -5
"SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAK!!!!" Balloon RIDLEY violently threw everyone off of it as various wounds from its body began pouring balloons. One particular wound, the wound that was caused from being bitten, began to glow.
"SQUEEEEEEAK!"
"Oh dear." Chancellor Awesome slowly made his way toward the exit.
"SQUEAK! SQUEEEEEAK! SQUEEEEEEEEAK!" Balloon RIDLEY opened its latex beak and giant, red balloon fangs erupted from its mouth. And, for good measure, the balloons it was bleeding went toward its back, inflated themselves and became large balloon bat wings. It was now Vampire Balloon RIDLEY, and it was absolutely adoramenacing. "SQUEAK!" Vampire Balloon RIDLEY disassembled itself and transformed into thousands of balloon bats, a power it apparently just got. Each bat fired more balloon lazahs at the group.
"I'M STILL CONFUSED AS HELL!" Giggles yelled, being hit by lasers after futile attempts at dodging.
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Post by Calefrun on Mar 6, 2011 22:29:40 GMT -5
Cale, more confused than he was before, started dodging the lazahs as best he could, while using his chair legs to pop the ones he couldn't avoid.
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Post by Myrdraxxis on Mar 6, 2011 22:29:49 GMT -5
"I probably should have thought that through a bit more." Azzi said, dodging a laser, stumbling slightly from drinking fucking balloon blood. "Okay...what now?"
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 6, 2011 22:30:53 GMT -5
"Happy birthday!" Stella shouted at no one in particular. Putting away her shurikens, she produced her katana - it glowed neon blue. Then she tied a blindfold around her her eyes. "Don't worry, guys, I'll break open this pinata!" She began swinging her sword around randomly while running around aimlessly.
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Post by Myrdraxxis on Mar 6, 2011 22:32:48 GMT -5
"...seriously, is she a ninja?" Azzi asked no one in particular, ignoring the fact that he was stumbling around like a drunkard.
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Post by Xelwes on Mar 6, 2011 22:35:39 GMT -5
"Since I've had my fun, I guess I should help. MITOSIS POWERS ACTIVATE!" Cow-man's body began to copy itself. 10....20 Cow-men grew from the original. Finally a 21st Cow-being appeared. It took the form of a giant airship.
"Cow-men 501st brigade, reporting for duty! Sir!" The 20 copies of Cow-men yelled.
"ATTAAAAAACK!"
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 6, 2011 22:40:14 GMT -5
Stella cut a few of the balloon bats down, as well as a pair of Cow Men by accident. "Sorry Doggies." Then she wound up, and spun around like a top, katana outward.
"Planteray nebula spin attack!"
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Post by Calefrun on Mar 6, 2011 22:41:58 GMT -5
Cale found himself to be more terrified of Stella than the bats. However, now that there were less of them, he decided it was time to go on the offensive. Careful to avoid the spinning ninja, he began popping every balloon bat he could.
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Post by Monika on Mar 6, 2011 22:44:56 GMT -5
"Squeak! Squeeeak! Squeeeeak!" Lots of squeaks, interspersed with loud POPS whenever some were cut down. Such were the sounds made by the balloon bats as they died and/or watched their brethren die. "Squeeeeeak!" The balloon bats all hovered around the protagonists in a circle, staring each one directly in the eyes. Apparently, they were trying to use their newfound vampire hypnosis powers.
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Post by Myrdraxxis on Mar 6, 2011 22:44:59 GMT -5
"it's okay guys, I got this!" Azzi shouted. He closed his eyes and concentrated, as if some inner power was building up inside of him. "Behold....I am now...A VAMPIRE NINJA DRAGON KNIGHT!" he pulled a gigantic rune sword out of nowhere and charged the bats. "Halt! Resume your original form!"
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 6, 2011 22:47:50 GMT -5
Stella was still blindfolded. "What's going on guys? Did we win?" She dizzily bumped into Azzi, thankfully without skewering him. "I'm so good."
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Post by Monika on Mar 6, 2011 22:51:02 GMT -5
"Squeeeeeeak!" The balloon bats all came together and retied themselves, forming Vampire Balloon RIDLEY once more, albeit a slightly smaller one due to the loss of many of the constituents. Then it decided to grow to even more massive proportions by inflating itself. It was now taking up the entire room of the palace as well as part of the outside world. Its hypnosis powers were now amplified, and it awaited another command from Azzi.
Giggles stared directly into VBR's eyes and went into a trance like state.
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Post by Xelwes on Mar 6, 2011 22:55:13 GMT -5
The Cow-men just got horny. The Airship Cow just licked it constantly. Its too fat to use anything else.
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