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Post by Mizagium on Mar 6, 2011 23:07:06 GMT -5
Stella peeked from behind the blindfold. "Oh? did Vamp do something to my dragon? Yay! Now it has crazy eyes!" She gave Azzi a giant bear hug with enough force to crack ribs.
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Post by Myrdraxxis on Mar 6, 2011 23:07:50 GMT -5
"*$^&@$&%$#@^&!" Azzi croaked out.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 6, 2011 23:09:12 GMT -5
"Teehee, Vamp is crazy."
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Post by Myrdraxxis on Mar 6, 2011 23:11:05 GMT -5
Using super ninja/vampire/dragon knight skills, Azzi escaped from Stella's grip, clutching his side. "Okay...you certainly have some strength there." he said, coughing. "So uh....now what?"
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 6, 2011 23:12:51 GMT -5
Stella rocked back and forth on her heels. "Weeeeeeeell, we now have a vampire balloon dragon. Plus, we're super cool ninjas." She smacked him. "We can do WHATEVER WE WANT!"
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Post by Monika on Mar 6, 2011 23:18:34 GMT -5
"SQUEEEEEEEEEEEAK!" Vampire Balloon RIDLEY rose as high into the air as it could without hitting the roof. "SQUEAK! SQUEEEEAK SQUEAK!" Roughly translated, Vampire Balloon RIDLEY was saying "I will destroy you all for cursing me to a life of vampiric latex undeath!" Without another squeak, VBR began to charge its ultimate attack, the VAMPIRE BALLON SPIRIT ENERGY BOMB! Quickly, it began exhaling. From its balloon beak emanated a small transparent balloon that rapidly began growing inside, filling with Giggles' rancid clown breath. Soon, VBR's intent became clear. It was going to crush them all under the force of the balloon or cause them to suffocate once it popped. Oh shi-
Giggles continued to stare at VBR, fixated.
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Post by Myrdraxxis on Mar 6, 2011 23:21:16 GMT -5
"No wait!" Azzi said quickly. "Stop it..." he had to think of something quickly. uhh, "....son?"
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Post by Monika on Mar 6, 2011 23:26:29 GMT -5
"Squeak!" Vampire Balloon Ridley let loose a small squeak and released the final attack from its mouth before it was finished charging. The oversized balloon blast flew around the room as air rushed out of it, finally landing at Giggles' feet. The entire room now smelled like Giggles' breath, a scent as unpleasant as his jokes.
Giggles, now unentranced, picked up the balloon, stared at the protagonists and muttered "What the hell?" before hobbling outside to see Chancellor Awesome.
Vampire Balloon Ridley got close to Azzi and stared at him, squeaking with some unknown emotion.
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Post by Xelwes on Mar 6, 2011 23:26:56 GMT -5
"Father?" Cow-man ran to Azzi. "You're this balloon things father? Wanna make this a 22-some?" Cow-man began winking and nudging.
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Post by Myrdraxxis on Mar 6, 2011 23:29:34 GMT -5
Azzi absently punched Cow-man in the face, staring back at Vampire Balloon Ridley. "I made you like this, so you're my responsibility. My son!" Azzi grinned broadly.
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Post by Xelwes on Mar 6, 2011 23:32:05 GMT -5
Cow-man took the punch like a cow. Meaning I kicked Azzi with his legs, horse style.
The 501st Cow-men brigade began hiding the vampire balloon cow-man dragons.
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Post by Monika on Mar 6, 2011 23:33:53 GMT -5
"Squeeeeak!" Vampire Balloon Ridley snatched Azzi up in its beak and threw him atop its back. "Squeeeeak!"
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 6, 2011 23:34:12 GMT -5
Stella was now sitting atop her UFO, sniffling. "It's so tragic." She blew her nose into a tissue. "It's like, he knows that he's the dragon's father, even though they've never met. But somehow, on a deep, instinctual level, he KNOWS that this is his son. And the dragon, all he wants is to make his dad proud!" The tears began flwoing freely now. "BUT HE CAN NEVER BE THE VAMPIRE NINJA THAT HIS FATHER WANTS HIM TO BE! WAAAH!"
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Post by Myrdraxxis on Mar 6, 2011 23:41:37 GMT -5
"Good boy." Azzi patted his newfound son on the head affectionately. "We can do so much together! I can teach you how to be a ninja! How does that sound?" Azzi said cheerfully .
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Post by Major Xeno on Mar 7, 2011 0:08:39 GMT -5
The Doctor snuck up to Giggles and tapped him on the shoulder.
"I've got a secure place where nobody can break in."
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Post by Calefrun on Mar 7, 2011 15:04:10 GMT -5
Cale, who had just been watching all of this from as safe a distance was possible, decided that this was just too much. Vampire Balloon Dragons, the offspring of a Vampire Balloon Dragon Rider Ninja?
He decided to move towards the exit as quietly as he could, and hoped that someday, with enough therapy, he could forget that any of this had happened.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 7, 2011 15:11:09 GMT -5
Then suddenly Stella was hovering in front of Cale. "And just where does other guy think he is going?" Also of note what that she was brandishing a foam baseball bat.
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Post by Calefrun on Mar 7, 2011 15:16:03 GMT -5
"Uhhh..." Cale said, "I was going to go make sure that Aurora found my dad and everything went okay with that. I think I've had enough... excitement for now." Foam or not, he was terrified of what she might try to do with that bat.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 7, 2011 15:32:36 GMT -5
"Oh." She tossed the bat over her shoulder. "I'll help other guy find his papa." She patted the side of the UFO and a claw extended and wrapped around Cale's waist. It retracted and help him suspended several feet off the ground.
"Which way, other guy?"
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Post by Calefrun on Mar 7, 2011 15:42:20 GMT -5
GOD FIZZING DAMNIT, Cale thought. Escape from this madness would have to come later. He sighed and said, "Near the city's main gates."
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