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Post by Mizagium on Mar 10, 2011 21:56:19 GMT -5
My Dear Sarah,
I have come to a decision. I loved our days in Awesome Land so much that I caught myself reminiscing mere moments ago. I continue to reminisce as I write these words. I have decided to relive those days. I have left for the Eastern Mountains. I have felt a strange calling to those mountains, and I feel I must go.
Take good care of Mykal. Make sure he does well at the Academy. And take care of yourself.
Love,
Cha Cha
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 10, 2011 21:56:34 GMT -5
As Rowlek and the others continued onward, Molio slipped away from the group. He reaareared in front of them a few moments later with two companions. One of them was Gimli, and the other, much taller and leaner in comparison to Gimli, appeared to be an elf.
"This-a is-a Legolass," Molio introduced the elf girl.
"Pleased to meet you," Legolass said, dipping her head slightly.
PFG appeared out of nowhere and jumped on her.... jk
"Nice to meet you, Legolass," Rowlek replied. "Will you be joining us?"
"It appears that way," the elf said, glancing at Molio. The Moleman simply nodded.
"Well, then," Rowlek declared, "welcome to the team: the Fellowship of the Third Valve Slide Ring! lol jk Welcome to the Phantom Regiment. Do you play an instrument?"
Gimli whipped out a Trombone and started making absurd noises no Trombone Player should ever want to make.
Rowlek winced. "Well, I guess that will do. And you, Legolass?"
The elf pulled the string of her Bow and let it go, emitting a sound very similar to a harp. Rowlek was about to speak when a Fiddle suddenly materialized in her hand. She pulled her Bow softly across the strings of the Fiddle, then, taking a deep breath, she struck her Bow across the strings in a flurry, The Devil Went Down to Georgia echoing across the plains in double time.
Rowlek was speechless. His jaw dropped open and a strange gurgling sound came from his mouth.
"Welcome to the team!" Molio translated for Legolass.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 10, 2011 21:57:14 GMT -5
As the travelers marched onward, they ran into some evil trees the woodwinds of the Hidden Caves used to make their reeds.
"Gimli, my bow!" Legolass shouted because, apparently, she had given her bow to Gimli because he was her pack mule.
Gimli tossed Legolass her bow and an arrow, but, in a fashion in no way similar to The Lord of The Constants: The Fellowship of the Mole, the arrow flew straight at Legolass' heart and stabbed her.
"Oh no!" Molio cried. "Not again!"
Legolass fell to the ground, dead, and disintegrated within seconds. Molio was enraged. He shot a few fire balls at the trees from his hands, burning them to the ground instantly. Then the travelers continued on their way, their grief for Legolass short-lived because they had not known her very long.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 10, 2011 21:57:28 GMT -5
Once again, I chose to ignore most of the plot line so far.
Suddenly, a Dimensional Rift opened over Ausum Land. the Rift was much larger than any before it. A large shadow was cast over Ausum Land.
Bill Nye's Flying Tower emerged from the Rift. The Ridleys stood at watch on the battlements, and Cassnadra on a lower level, looking for Johnny. Knox sat with Bill Nye at the controls.
Johnny appeared on the beaches and waved the Tower in. With a mighty thud, it planted itself right there on the shores of Ausum Land.
The Ridleys took flight and stretched their wings, glad to be out of the Rift. Cassandra bolted down the ladder and threw herself at Johnny. She kissed him quick, before the others came along.
Knox was reluctant to leave Bill alone. "Don't worry, I'll be okay here." Bill Nye was still strapped within the confines of the Tower, but after journeying the rift for 10 years, he was okay with it now.
The group of Lost Heroes set off for the Ausum Land Palace.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 10, 2011 21:57:42 GMT -5
Realizing the Woodwinds were, in fact, not planning an invasion and the Second Battle of the Bands, Rowlek, Lacquer, Molio, Gimli, and Derpbot returned to the Ausum Kingdom, where they waited for another adventure to approach them.
They encountered Cha Cha on the way back and just kept walking. They knew not to bother the Trumpet Hero. Deciding he wasn't quite done with his adventures, and knowing that Cha Cha had a knack for attracting adventure, Rowlek broke off from the rest of the group to follow Cha Cha. Molio led Lacquer and Gimli back to the Hidden Caves, where Gimli left them to return to his fellow dwarves. Inside the caves, Molio gave Lacquer directions to escape from the labyrinth of tunnels, then returned to his hollow. Lacquer was the only one who remained when he arrived back at the Ausum Palace.
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Meanwhile, Mykal was in the Academy of Legends, GETTIN HIS LEARNIN ON!! Under Professor Marlsalis' careful instruction, Mykal had already surpassed the ability of the Professor, and was almost at an equal level to that of his father and uncle.
Realizing that he was of no more use to the child, Professor Marsalis invited Prince Xero to teach at the Academy. Xero obliged and taught his own nephew all he knew. Mykal learned quickly and his abilities soon equaled those of his grandfather. It was obvious that this boy had tremendous talent and would, quite possibly, become the best Trumpet Player the world had ever seen.
Months passed. Mykal's eighth birthday came and went, and Mykal was invited to Piggyblister's School of Snitchcraft and Gizzardry... lol jk. As I was saying, Mykal was invited to Beethaven where he was to be taught by none other than the Great Tree Amadeus himself. Within weeks, Mykal had become a Brass Lord, and he was given the title of Trumpet Apprentice.
Mykal returned to Ausum Land after only a year of school in Beethaven. He had learned all the Great Tree had to teach him in just one year. He had achieved the title of Trumpet King. When he arrived back in Ausum Land, he was greeted by intense cheering and celebration. All his professors from the Academy had come to congratulate him. Xero and Phantom were the first to congratulate him as he took his first steps on the Ausum Land dock. Even Cha Cha and Rowlek had returned from their adventure to celebrate the Trumpet Hero's son's astounding accomplishment.
Then the Story Teller decided he would watch Hancock, and the story went on a momentary pause, while everyone celebrated for days and days and days and days and days and days and days and dyas and days and days and sday and days and days and dsay and days and..... *Story Teller gets hit in the head with a brick, then staggers down the stairs to watch the movie*
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 10, 2011 21:58:04 GMT -5
Bill Nye's group gathered back in the Conference room. Knox stood by Bill Nye's side as his new protege. The others were asking him why the landed in Ausum Land and not Awesome Land.
"Calm down everyone." Bill Nye called the meeting to order.
"Why didn't we land in Awesome Land?" Ridley called out. "We want to go home, but we can't fly across the ocean, its too far."
Okay, mainly it was the Ridley's who were complaining. Cassandra, by request from Johnny, was keeping silent. Only Knox and Bill Nye were aware of the situation. Johnny thought he knew the reason, but the Woodwind-Brass war in Ausum Land was not the real reason.
Knox spoke. "A preliminary scan of this Dimension indicated that Awesome Land has a radical shift in power since we left. With the absence of a monarchy a new group rose up some years ago to seize power. " A hush fell over the group. Johny leaned forward in his seat confused.
"So far they have stayed with Awesome Land. Groovy Land is too colorful for them and the mountains of Fun Land keep them out. I sent a message to really Cool Land about the new militant group but we have had no response."
"Then we need to do something!" Johnny became alarmed at the possible threat to his homeland.
"That's why we landed here." Bill Nye explained. "We planned to ask the Ausum monarchy for help. In fact I just sent a message requesting their aide in Awesome Land."
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 10, 2011 21:58:20 GMT -5
Back in the Ausum Kingdom, the festivities continued. The sun began to set and Mykal grew tired. Cha Cha and Sarah each took one of Mykal's hands and walked him back to the palace. Prince Xero and King Phantom followed them, surrounded by their guards. Rowlek was enjoying himself immensely, but he reluctantly followed the Watsrobes back to the palace.
When they arrived, they were greeted by a guard who had a message for the Watsrobes. Sarah carried Mykal to their room, while Cha Cha, Xero, Phantom, and Rowlek listened intently. The guard looked at Rowlek disapprovingly, but Xero reassured him that he was a friend.
"Your Majesty," the guard began, "a messenger came by the palace a few hours ago while you were at the celebration for your grandson. He said that he was sent by a Bill Nye the Science Guy." Rowlek's and the Watsrobes' eyes widened, and a random guard's head asploded. "He requests assistance from the Ausum Army. Awesome Land has been overtaken by a new military government, which threatens to expand its power over the entire world. Groovy Land and Fun Land remain untouched. Bill Nye has attempted to contact Really Cool Land, but has received no response."
Cha Cha grew red. He hadn't realized he had been away from Really Cool Land for so long. He ran off and told Sarah she was needed. They returned a moment later. Cha Cha quickly filled Sarah in on what the guard had told them. Sarah suddenly grew determined.
"We must return to Really Cool Land and summon the forces of the Really Cool Army," she declared.
"We'll leave immediately," Cha Cha said. "Xero, we're leaving Mykal under your care until we return." Xero nodded. Sarah ran back to their room and woke Mykal. She told him that she and Cha Cha would be gone for a few days, but they would be back soon, and that Uncle Xero would take care of him until then. Mykal was too tired to protest and soon fell asleep again. Sarah grabbed everything she needed and returned to the ground floor. Cha Cha took her hand, and they spun around and disappeared.
"Thank you, Dennis," Phantom said to the guard. Dennis bowed, then walked off to resume his station. Phantom turned to Xero. "Summon the Phantom Regiment. Rowlek, I now give you the title of Major. You and Lacquer will lead my men to aid Bill Nye." Rowlek nodded and ran off to get Lacquer and inform him of the news. Xero whipped out his Trumpet and played the Phantom Regiment's motto, Fire of Eternal Glory. Within minutes, the palace was surrounded by hundreds of soldiers in plain white uniforms, carrying swords, spears, bows, Trumpets, Baritones, Mellophones, Contras, and Drums. Xero and Phantom quickly filled the soldiers in on the plan, and they were soon marching down toward the beach and toward Bill Nye.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 10, 2011 21:58:40 GMT -5
Meanwhile...
Tuu Scon Arzona read the report carefully. This new political force was demanding Fun Land's fealty, and threatening destruction if it was not given. He had only been Governor of Fun Land for four years and still this level of arrogance surprised him.
After Bill Nye left Awesome Land, Organization XXI reorganized into a political faction and won seats in the Representation. Knox then ran for Governor and won.
He was not worried about this new political force. The Uncharted Mountains would keep them from making any real threat to Fun Land.
"Jace," He called in the Vice Governor. "Send a massage to Dynasty City. Tell them we refuse to bow to them."
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 10, 2011 21:58:52 GMT -5
The Phantom Regiment reached the beach and confronted Bill Nye.
"Bill Nye the Science Guy!" Rowlek called. "We accept your summons. We will aid you against the new government that has taken Awesome Land. What information do you have for us?"
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Meanwhile, Cha Cha and Sarah had arrived in Really Cool Land and were now gathering their army. Thousands of men stood before the King and Queen of Really Cool Land, all willing to risk their lives for their monarchs. They all boarded their ships and set sail at full speed toward Ausum Land to meet the others.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 10, 2011 21:59:01 GMT -5
Bill Nye sighed. 'We come home after 10 years, and we fall right back into conflict.' He stood and looked out the window. 'I suppose it can't be helped.'
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 10, 2011 21:59:46 GMT -5
Zento finished reading all of this on his laptop back at his house, and his head nearly asploded. He then drank some Mountain Dew and used his sword to open a portal to Random World, feeling like going to the past. Hopefully, as it is random, he wouldn't have to remember characters and plots, especially since he didn't feel like "remembering"(reading) the events of Awesome Land.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 10, 2011 22:00:11 GMT -5
As the Phantom Regiment began filing onto their ships, Rowlek stood at the prow of the Poltergeist. It had been such a long time since he had sailed on this old beast. The Poltergeist had served the Phantom Regiment for decades, being built by Phantom himself more than thirty years ago. She had remained in the ports for repairs since Rowlek had arrived in Ausum Land with the Watsrobes after the great War of Four Kings. Now he was to return to Awesome Land once more to end yet another power struggle.
Of course, Rowlek was looking forward to working alongside Cha Cha and Sarah again, but he was simply growing tired of all this war business. Why couldn't everyone just be at peace for a while?
A Trumpet sounded across the sea as a ship appeared on the horizon. It was Cha Cha and Sarah returning with the Really Cool Military. Rowlek looked out toward the oncoming ship and saw the light of the sun reflecting off of the Trumpet Hero's trumpet. A flag went up on the ship, and Rowlek could just barely make out the letters RC on a black, green, and gold canvas. The Trumpet sounded again, playing Revelry. Rowlek put his Trumpet to his mouth and completed the tune, the song echoing for miles around.
A young boy, no older than 8, eagerly approached Rowlek with a large cardboard box with metal wheels, and a piece of PVC pipe sticking from the back. The box was marked with crayon all over.
"Mr. Rowlek, sir?" the boy said. "I'd like you to take my DeLandermobile with you. It might help you with your adventure. It gets 10 miles to the teaspoon. And it runs on water, so you can easily fill it up with the condensation from your Trumpet."
"Thank you," said Rowlek. "I'm sure it will come in handy." He took the cardboard box, and the little boy ran back home, delighted that his invention would be put to good use. Rowlek peered inside the box. A mess pipe cleaners comprised the "engine", and styrofoam blocks were arranged in such a way to appear to be a steering wheel, a gas pedal, and the brakes. A baby rattle stuck ball-end, into a small hold in a smaller box within the "vehicle", served as the gear shift. Very crude, but good work for a boy so young.
He put the "car" in the captain's quarters and returned to the prow. The Really Cool Military was almost there. The time was drawing near for them to depart for Awesome Land once more.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 10, 2011 22:00:41 GMT -5
Derpbot appeared and blowded up the world. lol jk
Derpbot blowded up the fight and brought everyone's attention back to the actual plot of the story, not some random fight some random people decided to start because they randomly got tired of the randomly dying story in the randomly dying forum, so they decided to randomly kill the story even more to randomly get rid of people who might randomly be logging into the band forums so that they would, instead, randomly log into the Stories forums. So now your completely random plot, with the completely random fight, has been completely randomly eliminated. Continue with the REAL story. NO MORE TACO NONSENSE
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 10, 2011 22:00:55 GMT -5
Zento went back into his house, went to the awesome land wiki, realized that awesome land was in trouble (again), and went back outside. "Derpbot, do you know where Xero is?" He figured that the Phantom Regiment would be involved, and that the prince would most likely be leading it, as Cha Cha was in charge of Really Cool Land, and Phantom had kingly stuff to take care of.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 10, 2011 22:01:20 GMT -5
PFG, on fire again, ran by Zento and Fiora yelling, "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!" He ran past them, straight for the dock where everyone was waiting for the Really Cool Military to arrive.
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At the dock, the S.S. Cool-aid had finally arrived. Cha Cha and Sarah hopped down from the ship and went to Bill Nye for information. Rowlek joined them a few seconds later.
"So, what's the plan, Mr. Science Guy?" Rowlek asked. Several soldiers aboard the Cool-aid experienced awesome so intense that their heads asploded.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 10, 2011 22:01:29 GMT -5
"I uh hadn't actually gotten around to forming a plan." Bill Nye admitted. "You mobilized your forces so quickly..."
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 10, 2011 22:01:39 GMT -5
"Great..." Rowlek said. "Looks like we'll be acting without a plan." "Just the way I like it!" Cha Cha said. "That's how the Phantom Regiment has always been. "
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 10, 2011 22:01:57 GMT -5
Assuming that PFG was a plot convieniance, and not quite sure if that was spelled correctly, Zento ran off towards the docks at about 60mph. Otoza got mad about being ignored, so he took off at 50mph, purposely going slower so that he could randomly appear when everyone thought they were safe.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 10, 2011 22:02:09 GMT -5
"HAI ZENTO," Cha Cha. "WE'RE BOUT TO GO ON A AVENTURE. YOU WANNA COME?"
Rowlek looked at Cha Cha strangely, wondering why he was talking like that. "We're getting ready to head to Awesome Land. Some new government has taken over in the last ten years while we were gone. We have to go back to help eliminate this new government and restore order... again."
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 10, 2011 22:02:18 GMT -5
"Which would thereby render the events of Dynasty City invalid, but whatever!" Bill Nye said.
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