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Post by Mizagium on Mar 3, 2011 22:20:12 GMT -5
Suddenly a strange new figure appears on the horizon. "Why hello everyone. I'm here to kill you all-uh I mean join you!"
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 3, 2011 22:20:24 GMT -5
~What an untrustworthy figure.~ Leon thought to himself. He decided to let the others deal with the latest arrival so he could revisit the very first pages of Awesome Land in his mind. This is when he remembered a young man by the name of Amarillo entering his 9002 floor palace when he was still emperor.
"That fool...He had the artifact that could make me even more powerful..." Leon muttered as he stopped reminiscing. "Within it is contained a magical power unknown to any mortal aside from myself. Too bad he had to randomly jump in and explode himself after a fit of spam or something...Although that gives me an idea..."
"To test my magic, I shall do what no one has ever done! By using the power of that stolen blade, he should be easily resurrected..." Leon said, and he raised his staff into the air as he walked away from everyone. "By the power of Telumbra, the Staff of Shadows, come to me, and with you all of your powers and weapons!" he yelled. The very earth began to shake as a fissure opened up in the ground. From the depths came none other than Amarillo Slim, slightly decayed but relatively healthy because of the stolen Masamune.
"YO WASSUP EVRY-"
"I'll be taking that now." said Leon, and in a manner befitting the movie 300 he stole the shining sword Masamune and kicked Amarillo back into the fissure.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 3, 2011 22:20:36 GMT -5
The sun shone with an unexplained brilliance as it moved into position.
"Finally after my excruciating wait, I shall be whole!" Mass became excited as the focused beam moved towards his position. Each and every second seemed like an eternity as it drew closer and closer. As the focused multi-colored sunbeam hit a tendril of his energy he felt its power begin bringing him a full fledged, if not immortal, human body. The curse Time Keeper sent upon him stopped time from affecting him at all. If his body is destroyed he exists as energy. All were effects of the curse and no matter what he did he could not rid himself of it. He resigned to that part of his fate, but the rest he despised Time Keeper for it.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 3, 2011 22:20:46 GMT -5
Zais looked out dramatically over awsome land. "This place is perfect. Time...to spread the word of Chaos!" he shouts. Suddenly an army of Chaos marines (Look em up foo) appears behid him out of the Warp. "Blood for the Blood God!" Zais yells.
"Skull for the skull throne!" the army answers as one and slowly begins to make their way into Awsome land.
Chaos Has arrived.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 3, 2011 22:20:58 GMT -5
Narrator observed the resurrection and re-destruction of Amarillo Slim and the emergence of Zais. He had only one thing to say:
"WHAT THE HELL SIDE IS EVERYBODY ON ANYWAYS?"
Captain Clever was off somewhere else catching butterflies.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 3, 2011 22:21:11 GMT -5
"Well, now that that is taken care of..." Leon laughed. He sheathed the shining blade in one of his many scabbards before returning to Taco Bell. "Hey, it's getting really uneventful here you guys. How about we go on a random sidequest to one of the many places in this area." Leon suggested, showing a map to everyone.
"It says here that above us there is a large, prosperous land known as Super Land. I say we should go and check things out." Leon told everyone. In the recesses of his mind he probably had some insidious plot but he didn't realize it. Although his magic was not as powerful without Hystoger, he managed to summon a GIANT AIRSHIP with no trouble at all. "Well, if you guys want to come, I suggest you hurry." Leon said, jumping in the airship. "Really, before we have to deal with some new antagonist." said Leon, motioning toward Zais.
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"My lord, intruders seem to want to go to our land." said a servant in the very corners of Super Land.
"Hmph. Ready the defenses. It had better not be who I think it is." whispered a mysterious figure clad in glowing white robes and of course a white hood. He had silver gray wings and and sat in a large chair looking through a crystal orb. It seemed to radiate energy throughout the area.
"Yes, my lord." said his subject, who readied their army.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 3, 2011 22:21:23 GMT -5
Narrator boarded the airship without hesitation. He was bored, and knew that were he to desire to return to Awesome Land he could always make his way back lickity split. He's cool like that. "DOES SUPER LAND HAVE LAWLASAURUSES THAT EAT PONIES AND DOESN'T AFRAID OF ANYTHING!??!  !?!" |
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 3, 2011 22:21:49 GMT -5
"I doubt it. Lawlasauruses have been extinct for a while now, Narrator." Leon said. "Anyone else want to join? Taenas and Walter can beat Zais and Chaos while we take a road/sky trip." Leon asked with a smile. He headed to the steering wheel of the airship to prepare for departure.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 3, 2011 22:22:03 GMT -5
Mass had gained...well mass(lolz thank you Austin.). He turned towards Vincent. His medium length brown hair, distinct red eyes, and tall lanky form betrayed his age and power. He walked forward falling over as soon as he took a step.
"CRAP! Gotta get used to ma legz." Standing back up he moved forward again. Slowly getting faster until he was comfortable with walking. He turned again to Vincent.
"I think I shall join my acquaintances in Awesome land do you wish to come?" Vincent nodded vigorously.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 3, 2011 22:22:06 GMT -5
"You are wrong," Narrator declared as he produced a LAWLASAURUS from his magic pockets. The LAWLASAURUS is 3 feet tall and is every color of the rainbow. Narrator placed the beast back in his pocket.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 3, 2011 22:22:26 GMT -5
In preparation for travel, Narrator underwent another costume change.
Torn blue cotton pants trailing off just below the knees adorned his lower body. He wore no shoes. A piece of twine served as a belt. A torn white cotton shirt served to cover his torso. In place of a hat, there was a pot on his head. Narrator had imitated the garb of the great American legend, Johnny Appleseed. FEAR AND BEWARE.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 3, 2011 22:22:36 GMT -5
"That's um...Interesting." Leon said, questioning the power of Narrator's pockets. His most recent costume change caused him to become slightly hungry as he remembered he would need food for his voyage.
"Well, to take care of food and drinks..." Leon said, summoning the 8th of Narrator's 6 Taco Bells and bringing it on board. "Now, everything is settled. LAST CALL TO GET ON THE AIRSHIP!" Leon yelled, putting the airship in DRIVE MODE. It ran on air so it could wait forever, but Leon wanted to leave soon.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 3, 2011 22:22:39 GMT -5
"Wait for me!" Lacquer called. Stuffing a taco in his shirt pocket and swallowing a burger, he jumped into the car just as it began to fly away.
Xero, Cha Cha, Phantom, and Rowlek remained on the ground while the Phantom Regiment was getting off their ship.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 3, 2011 22:22:59 GMT -5
"Let's get this party started, Very Ice," Narrator prompted. He was somewhat impatient for the journey to begin.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 3, 2011 22:23:11 GMT -5
Zento sat up quickly and looked around. There was an airship, and the Watsrobes were pretty much in the same spot as they were before. He walked over to them. "Um... watrwegonnadonow?" he asked, still half asleep.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 3, 2011 22:23:22 GMT -5
Cha Cha continued running off toward the Dark Hole Headquarters, with Xero, Phantom, and Rowlek still following him.
"I don't know!" Rowlek called back to Zento. "We're just following Cha Cha! He seems to know where he's going!"
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 3, 2011 22:23:33 GMT -5
"Works for me!" Zento ran and quickly caught up, running just behind Cha Cha in case he decided to make a sharp turn.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 3, 2011 22:23:55 GMT -5
Meanwhile, the forces of Chaos have set up their base of.......chaos. Zais looks around and frowns. "There is just one this missing....a blood fountai!" he exclaimes. A magical glowing well of blood appears out of nowhere making everyone cheer. Music begins to play. *The tune of the Campfire song song*
Lets gather 'round the bloodfountain, singing our bloodfountain song!
Our B-l-o-o-d-f-o-u-n-t-a-i-n song
and if you dont think that we can sing it faster than you're wrong
But it will help if you just sing along....!!
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 3, 2011 22:24:08 GMT -5
Imperial Prince Taenas and Emperor Walter arrived at Dark Hole Headquarters moments after Leon announced his road/sky trip. Since the building was made indestructible be Veralice before he underwent the change, it no longer retained its former magical properties. It was still a nice base, though.
Crashing through the formerly indestructible wall, Taenas sat down upon the throne while Walter looked through the telescope.
"Ready the soldiers in case of an attack." he told Taenas, seeing someone headed toward the tower.
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Back at the airship, Leon said "Well, if that's everyone." and started the vehicle. It went from 0 to 175 in e second 2.71828 seconds and began flying off toward Super Land, a journey that would take days.
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"Prepare the Divine Arrows. Strike them down before they arrive." Lord Raphael commanded. Instantaneously giant arrows made of light came flying toward Leon's airship.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 3, 2011 22:26:09 GMT -5
Zais led his forces to the Random Town. "Lay this town to ruin! Spill their blood!" he yelled as he looked out over the generic town. His forces yelled battlecrys and charged down into the town, killing all who stood in their way.
Zais strode calmly down one of the streets as all around him people were hacked apart by axes and shot down by guns. Blood pooled around his feet as he stopped and closed his eyes in ecstacy.
"Blood For the Blood God!" the cry went up throught the doomed town. Zais chuckled darkly and pulled out a dark looking book.
"Sorcerer." he barked. A shadowy figure stepped forward.
"Yes sir?"
"Begin the preparations. The ritual will comence soon." Zais said and began to flip through the book. The sorcerer nodded and ran off. Zais stopped at a page and slowly began to chant.
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!?!" 