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Post by Mizagium on Mar 3, 2011 22:26:24 GMT -5
Mass looked towards Vincent.
"Do you happen to know where I may find a Trombone? It is my weapon of choice. I originate from Ausum land." Mass stopped. He remembered something from his past! Something other than vengeance. Mass laughed overjoyed that he began to remember himself. His name...what was his name...Kayne! That was it.
"Yes sir. In fact I make Trombones. I'm one of the last of the Trombone players but I'm trying to rebuild our culture. Follow me please." Vincent lead Mass to his little workshop where there hung finished and unfinished Trombones hung on hooks. "Do you play Tenor or Bass or Contra-Bass?"
"My favorite is Contra-Bass. Do you have a finished one?" Mass/Kayne looked at all the Trombones in turn. Then he noticed the Trombones had razor sharp tubing.
"Yes its right here. Its name is Bach. As you can see all the outer tubing is sharpened into a blade for melee, while the music it makes causes other kinds of attacks, magics, and other such things." Mass gripped Bach. It felt good in his hand.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 3, 2011 22:26:33 GMT -5
Narrator sensed another person using guns in Awesome Land. He didn't really care, he just noticed that nobody else did. He also noticed usage of the number e. Irrational numbers are great.
"So what are we trying to do again, Very Ice?"
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 3, 2011 22:26:45 GMT -5
Somewhere off the coast of Awesome Land, in the Sea of That's What You Think, the Valiant struggled against the ferocity of Hurricane Ike. Johnny had taken the helm and was trying to skirt the edge of the storm.
"It's too late, Johnny! WE have to turn!" General Corinth called up from the deck. The ship lurched to the starboard as a wave crashed over the side.
"We're already halfway there!" Johnny called over the wind. "We can still make it!" The Valiant sailed over the crest of another wave and. The front of the boat climbed skyward before slamming back to the sea. Sarah emerged from below deck.
"Ike fights for his friends, Johnny! We can't beat that!" Sarah was thrust against the wall as another wave hit. "Turn back!" She pleaded.
"All right! All right!" Johnny spun the wheel fast to turn the Valiant 180o. But the ship stayed its course.
"What are you doing?" Sarah called as she climbed the stair to the wheel.
"The ship's moving on it's own! I don't have any--!" Suddenly a huge black shape rose from the depths of the sea. The form would have blotted out the sun, if it could bee seen. The form was pitch-black with bright, golden eyes. The beast cried out a noise that would shatter diamond. Long, thick tentacles emerged out of its back.
Everyone could only stand in awe of this beast as it slammed a mighty fist into the deck of the ship, splitting it in half. Johnny reacted on instinct. As the beast destroyed the ship he snatched up the True Sword and raced down the stairs and out to the front of the Valiant . As the ship split, he ran up the front as it turned vertical and sank. He leaped off the top and plunged the Sword into the beast.
Sarah was caught in the chaos of the destruction and fell into the raging seas. When she surfaced, she quickly swam to a piece of the hull floating in the storm. "Johnny!" she called over the storm. She caught a glimpse of his fighting the beast before a wave submerged her again. When she cam up again, both Johnny and the beast were gone.
"Johnny!" Sarah called over and over, but to no avail. She finally gave in to the will of the sea and let herself be carried away by the current.
All the while the three remaining Artifacts settled gently on the sea floor...
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 3, 2011 22:26:58 GMT -5
Zais continued to chant faster as the blood that was running rivers throught the town began to move with a life of its own forming creepy, unholy patterns.
The random sorcerer walked up beside Zais and waited. A few minutes later Zais stopped chanting and a beam of dak light struck the sorcerer in the chest. He gasped and spasmed for a moment before finally falling to the ground.
His body errupted in beams of light that began to lift him into the air. Zais watched on silently. Many of the Chaos troops had now gathered to watched the strange specticle.
Finally the sorcerer's body slammed into the ground, causing a giant bloom of blood to errupt. A second later a loud scream ripped the air as a clawed hand ripped through the bloodied ground.
"Now, I give you our patron champion." Zais said soflty as a giant figure arose. "The bloodthirster daemon.....Mista Jangles!"
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 3, 2011 22:27:08 GMT -5
Sarah awoke sill clinging to the piece of driftwood. She was on the shores of the Sea of That's What You Think, exactly were she had departed on the Valiant a few pages ago.
No else was around. She had to find help. The storm had thrown her against a reef just offshore4 and it had cut her left side badly.
A single name entered her mind ~Cha Cha~
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 3, 2011 22:27:35 GMT -5
Mista Jangles used his powerful daemon wings to take flight and sped off into the air, wanting to bring Chaos to other parts of the land as Zais led his forces through the countryside. As Mista Jangles flew he saw a speck in the distance.
Something else was flying. The daemon squinted.
It looked like an.......airship?
Mista Jangles howled and grabbed his axes and charged.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 3, 2011 22:27:46 GMT -5
~Cha Cha~
Cha Cha froze. He knew that voice. He knew the touch of that mind in his own. ~Sarah!~
He whirled around, running in the opposite direction. "Xero!" he called to his brother as he ran past, the Regiment looking at him strangely. "Take everyone to Dark Hole Headquarters! FOLLOW THOSE DRAGONS!! I'll be back soon!"
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 3, 2011 22:28:10 GMT -5
"You need help?" Zento asked Cha Cha. It seemed like this "Dark Hole Headquarters" was really far away, and he was getting bored with running.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 3, 2011 22:28:23 GMT -5
Larus' ship finally emerged from the Warp storm. He had been stuck within the hellish realm for over 5 months. The crew had been possessed, and all of his men died while fighting them off. And now here he was. floating helplessly through another universe.
Suddenly, Larus was jarred awake by the shuddering of his ship. He looked out towards the radar and discovered that he was being pulled in by an incredibly large galaxy.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 3, 2011 22:28:36 GMT -5
Kayne, which was Mass, played a 5 octave G-flat scale. Which opened a portal where he could go anywhere in the world. Vincent watched in awe as Kayne finished the scale.
"It feels good to play an instrument again. Now just step into the portal and we shall leave." Kayne sighed. Off in the distance a Chaos soldiers brain just asploded.
"Whoa that's FLIPPIN' SWEET!" Vincent took a step through the portal and found himself on Leon's airship. Kayne followed quickly thereafter.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 3, 2011 22:28:47 GMT -5
Captain Clever still hunted butterflies somewhere in Awesome Land. His exact location shall remain undisclosed.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 3, 2011 22:28:57 GMT -5
"Sure!" Cha Cha said as Zento caught up to him. "Just try not to fall behind." Pretty soon, they arrived on the beach.
There was Sarah, lying in the sand, clutching a piece of driftwood. She was unconscious.
Then Cha Cha noticed the blood puddle around her body. He hurriedly scanned her for the source of the blood and quickly found it. Her side had a huge gash in it. Probably caused by the reefs. Awesome Land was notorious for its deadly reefs. He took off his Trumpet Hero's cloak and wrapped Sarah in it, tying it tightly around her cut. He picked her up carefully and carried her into the woods toward Lake Awesome.
The Perverted Fat Guy was there. Waiting.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 3, 2011 22:29:15 GMT -5
Larus initiated a scan onto the galaxy. The scans showed no planets at all. Larus initiated another scan, it also came out negative. He was truly perplexed. The odds of finding a galaxy with no planets is like finding a planet populated with Jotans (Jotans are an extinct alien species. they were wiped out during the great crusade).
Suddenly, Larus picked up a voice. He couldn't trace it however, he knew that this must be some alien witchcraft.
"Show yourself!" he barked.
"I AM ALREADY SHOWING MYSELF TO YOU." responded the voice.
"Where?" Larus asked.
"LOOK OUT THE WINDOW."
Larus had never heard of sentient galaxy.
"What do you want with me?" he asked.
"YOU WILL FIND THAT OUT SOON ENOUGH." responded the voice.
Suddenly, a void portal opened up in front of the ship.
Before Larus allowed his ship to enter the portal, he asked one final question.
"Who are you?"
To which the voice responded.
"I AM EXISTENCE ITSELF. I AM THE SILENT GUARDIAN. I AM DEUS."
And with that the ship immersed itself within the portal. As the ship reached the other side, he uttered a prayer to the Emperor. As he finished he came upon a personal revelation. Was that being, DEUS, the Emperor himself?
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 3, 2011 22:29:26 GMT -5
Zento followed Cha Cha unhappily. If Sarah was back, that means that Cha Cha might go back to being useless in combat. If Zento ever caught himself daydreaming about some woman during a fight, he would give himself OVER NINE MILLION Spirit Reminders. As far as he was concerned, there were only two points to life. Survival, and honor.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 3, 2011 22:29:45 GMT -5
Veralice's airship passed over the mountainous region of Fun Land on its way to Super Land (I think that's where he's going). The journey was going smoothly until Ridley spotted the airship. Recognizing his former master he became extremely angry.
Ridley fired a lazah at the airship causing it to crash deep in the Uncharted Mountains (that's their name).
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 3, 2011 22:29:54 GMT -5
Enraged that his prey had been taken from him, Mista Jangles turned to a new source of blood to spill. Ridley.
"Blood for the Blood God!" the daemon roared out and zoomed toward his new target.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 3, 2011 22:30:07 GMT -5
With all sorts of nonsense happening in Awesome Land and Leon's airship now in the Uncharted Islands, things weren't going smoothly for the crew.
"Well, this is just great...Whatever shall we do? Wait for a pointless sidequest interruption?"
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"Lord Raphael! The airship has been struck down by some strange dragon." said a mysterious servant.
"I'm well aware. Are there survivors?" asked Raphael, sitting awesomely on his throne.
"It does not appear that anyone has died."
"That won't do. I'll take care of this." said Raphael. "Viento." he whispered to no one in particular. The Wind Orb on his desk began to glow as a heavy breeze lifted the airship into the air back toward Super Land.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 3, 2011 22:30:19 GMT -5
"Now that they are within my grasp...Al Viento Destruccion." Raphael whispered. The WO (Wind Orb) hurled the airship back into the Uncharted Mountains repeatedly, destroying the airship and leaving no trace aside from a few pieces. Narrator and Leon remained unharmed, of course. I can't speak for the rest, though.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 3, 2011 22:30:32 GMT -5
"So what now?" Narrator queried. "Should we go and check out why Bird Dude is sploding our ships and whatnot?"
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 3, 2011 22:30:47 GMT -5
Zais walked over the hill, alone this time. The Chaos armies had camped in a valley to the east and. Zais stopped at the top of the hill and looked around him. A few towns had once dotted the landscape. Now they were homes to hundreds of Chaos cultists, citizens who had either been corrupted or turned to the will of the Blood God.
Zais looked down at the surrounding counrtyside. The land was now scarred with deep rifts, most of which were filled with blood. Unholy symbols and shrines had been raised.
And there was something else. Zais squinted beneath his hood. That wasn't of Chaos. Zais walked briskly down the hill toward his discovery. Upon reaching it he discovered it to be a black rock with a strange green sybol on it. Zais's eyes widened slightly.
He knew that symbol.
"How....well this is interesting. To think that Awsome Land is really a tomb world. Most interesting indeed." he said. He spun around and headed back to the camp. Best to keep this a secret for now. There was no telling what the reaction could be.
And with all the cataclysmic actions taking place nowadays...the was no telling how much it would take to wake THEM up.
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