|
|
Post by Mizagium on Mar 3, 2011 22:31:00 GMT -5
Something rustled in the brush around the crash sight. Whispers could be heard.
Suddenly, several playing cards burst from the bruchs and imbedded it in the hull of the airship.
It was a King and an Ace of Hearts...
They added up the 21.
|
|
|
|
Post by Mizagium on Mar 3, 2011 22:31:11 GMT -5
"Not yet. I have the strangest feeling that something is in these mountains. They're not on my map, so I hereby name them the Uncharted Mountains." Leon laughed, unaware that the mountains were already named as such.
"Let's explore while we await the airship, Crimson Shadow, to repair itself. It does that." Leon said, thinking of that name on the spot. Sure enough, The Crimson Shadow began to magnetically draw its pieces to each other.
As the ship reformed itself, Leon spotted the cards fly to the hull. He took them out and stared at them. "21?" he asked as he added the cards together. "Who goes there?" he demanded.
|
|
|
|
Post by Mizagium on Mar 3, 2011 22:31:25 GMT -5
"Halt! Intruders!" Came a voice from the brush. Three figures in robe leaped out to confront Veralice and the others. One had a robe decorated like a King of Hearts, one like a Queen of Hearts, and the other like a Jack of Hearts. (Think Organization XIII robes)
"You have trespassed on our turf!" A female voice yelled.
"Prepare to be OWNED!" The One dreesed like a Jack said!
"STFU! Shouted the King.
|
|
|
|
Post by Mizagium on Mar 3, 2011 22:31:37 GMT -5
Mista Jangles roared and grabbed Ridley by the neck. Ridley struggled for a while before finally trying to shoot the daemon at point blank.
It didn't work. Mista Jangles snorted and brushed off the shot. He hefted an axe in one hand and threw it at Ridley, hitting him deep in the chest. Ridley screamed in pain. Mista Jangles then took his other axe, flew up close and decapitated his enemy. He snorted in satisfaction as he watched the body fall to earth and then flew down towards the Uncharted Mountains where the airship had crashed. There were survivors. More blood to spill.
|
|
|
|
Post by Mizagium on Mar 3, 2011 22:32:32 GMT -5
"AH SKEET SKEET SKEET!!??!?!  !?" Narrator declared, hoisting a large stick to his shoulder like a bat. |
|
|
|
Post by Mizagium on Mar 3, 2011 22:32:40 GMT -5
Kayne sighed.
"You guys again...I came here about an eon and a half ago and showed myself to them they are annoying..." Kayne walked towards the Crimson Shadow and sat down.
|
|
|
|
Post by Mizagium on Mar 3, 2011 22:33:03 GMT -5
"We are..." The three buffoons their off their hoods.
"...Jace!"
"...Sherri!"
"...and Crass!"
"And we are..." The three stuck a pose, much like the Ginyu Force "ORGANIZATION XXI!"
|
|
|
|
Post by Mizagium on Mar 3, 2011 22:33:16 GMT -5
Narrator threw a rock, hitting Kayne in the head. The rock shattered into three pieces, which hit the three other guys.
"Suck it."
|
|
|
|
Post by Mizagium on Mar 3, 2011 22:33:30 GMT -5
Larus' deep-strike (teleport) forced him to drop into a forest. As soon as he landed, he could feel the taint of chaos. He loaded up his weapons, and checked his armor for faults. When his war gear passed his inspection, he immediately initiated another deep strike.
"Chaos will not corrupt this world,"
|
|
|
|
Post by Mizagium on Mar 3, 2011 22:33:43 GMT -5
"No need for violence, Narrator. Even if the characters here are ridiculous." Leon smirked, summoning Telumbra (his staff) from the airship. Catching it as it flew to him, he transformed it into SPEAR MODE. A spear ejected from the slot on the top of the staff, extending it to 6 feet.
Holding the staff toward the three newcomers he said "Explain where we are. I really don't want to have to fight."
|
|
|
|
Post by Mizagium on Mar 3, 2011 22:33:57 GMT -5
Two Chaos marines strode cautiously through the forest. They had detected a disturbance about 5 minutes ago and had been sent to check it out. So fat all they had found were footprints. But this in and of itself was alarming. They were large footprints.
Astartes footprints.
|
|
|
|
Post by Mizagium on Mar 3, 2011 22:34:09 GMT -5
"Big dude over there doesn't want Chaos to corrupt something...no. I'm not translating for some robot." Narrator declared. He then proceeded to pull a small hovering translator-bot and threw it in the general direction of Larus. "That translates for you now."
|
|
|
|
Post by Mizagium on Mar 3, 2011 22:34:20 GMT -5
"You're in the Uncharted Mountains of Fun Land." Jace answered. (Isnt Jace a member of the Ginyu force as well?)
"You're also on our turf!" Sherri spat.
"Yeah so leave, or we'll... we'll..." Crass stumbled over his words. "What're we gonna do?"
"I thought I told you not to talk!" Jace hit Crass upside the head.
|
|
|
|
Post by Mizagium on Mar 3, 2011 22:34:32 GMT -5
Suddenly, Larus leaped down from his perch, and rattled off 5 shots of his storm bolter. His shots managed to partially wound one of the Traitors. "This is the judgment of the righteous!" he bellowed as he stabbed the wounded Chaos warrior. He then turned around to face the remaining warriors.
"You are passed redemption." he said as he began to charge his nemesis force weapon.
|
|
|
|
Post by Mizagium on Mar 3, 2011 22:34:42 GMT -5
Kayne who had been hit by the rock swatted in Narrator's direction.
"Shoo fly don't bother me." Glancing around looking for the fly.
|
|
|
|
Post by Mizagium on Mar 3, 2011 22:34:55 GMT -5
Suddenly Mista Jangles lands in the middle of the group of Organization XXI and ...whoever else was there(I cant keep track)
"Blood! yes you will all make fine sacrifices!" he roars.
|
|
|
|
Post by Mizagium on Mar 3, 2011 22:35:09 GMT -5
The second Chaos marine roars a challenge and fires his bolter at Larus.
"Death to the False Emperor!" he cries.
|
|
|
|
Post by Mizagium on Mar 3, 2011 22:35:22 GMT -5
"Since you decided to trespass on our turf..." Jace began.
"...There's only one way to settle this:..." Sherri continued.
"...BLACKJACK!" Crass exclaimed. "Did I do it right, Boss?"
"Yeah, yeah, you did fine."
|
|
|
|
Post by Mizagium on Mar 3, 2011 22:35:35 GMT -5
Mista Jangles hears a voice in the back of his head telling him to chill, so he decies to go get a taco and wait to kill them later.
|
|
|
|
Post by Mizagium on Mar 3, 2011 22:35:47 GMT -5
Narrator put his boot up Mista Jangles' ass, effectively sending him extremely far away and in the general direction of Larus.
"Go bother that guy."
(Jeice is in the Ginyu Force)
"You guys had better stop sucking, or you may hurt yourselves," Narrator told the three dumbasses.
|
|
!?" Narrator declared, hoisting a large stick to his shoulder like a bat. 