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Post by Mizagium on Mar 3, 2011 22:35:59 GMT -5
ace produced a deck of playing cards. "Who is the first to take on our challenge?"
"If you win," Sherri offered, "You will get to hear a bit of why we are they way we are?"
"Yeah!" Crass was determined to be part of the group. "BACKSTORY FTW!" Sherri hit him over the head.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 3, 2011 22:36:12 GMT -5
Mista Jangles lands in the middle of the epic fight between Larus and the traitor marine. Both stop and look at him with a WTF look. Mista Jangles gets up and roars, angry that he didn't get his taco.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 3, 2011 22:36:21 GMT -5
"Let's just play the game, Narrator. Surely a man such as yourself excels in trivial card games?" Leon asked.
"We'll agree to your terms...But we use my Contract Deck." said Leon, summoning a deck of cards that radiated darkness.
"If we win then this will ensure you forgive us for our 'crime' and will accompany me to Super Land. Agreed? And the whole backstory thing too, if you must." Leon asked, moving the now floating deck of cards between them. While Kayne was near the Crimson Shadow it was almost finished reforming itself.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 3, 2011 22:36:37 GMT -5
Kayne was getting annoyed, more and more each second. Maybe I can....No no that would be cruel. Maybe I could force them to....No that might cause irreversible damage to their butts. Hum oh well.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 3, 2011 22:36:48 GMT -5
"Sure." Jace said in his now-identified-as-Brooklyn accent.
He produced a table and some chairs from his robe. He seated himself at one end with Sherri and Crass at his side. "Let's go!"
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 3, 2011 22:36:48 GMT -5
"I'll go. Deal the cards, Very Ice."
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 3, 2011 22:37:06 GMT -5
Jace dealt the cards. He glanced at his han and witheld a smile. ~This was gonna be easy~
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 3, 2011 22:37:20 GMT -5
Zais silently popps up next to Mass, startling him. Mass starts to speak but Zais cuts him off.
"Do you want them to hear us?" he whispered. "Now then. I have a proposition for you."
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 3, 2011 22:37:33 GMT -5
Slightly exasperated, Leon said "Just call me Leon. For a guy who has infinite space in his pockets and defies physics on a regular basis you sure aren't very good with names."
"You over there!" Leon addressed Kayne who looked angry. "Why don't you come make sure no one cheats?" he offered as Jace dealt the cards to everyone.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 3, 2011 22:39:43 GMT -5
Kayne was completely oblivious to them all jumped up and epicly kicked a large tree into three others forming a bed. He jumped quickly onto the large crazy comfy bed and took a nap. Vincent stared at random objects flying by 'cause he's got some ADD crap.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 3, 2011 22:39:58 GMT -5
Sherri and Crass glanced at their cards as well. Each maintained the perfect poker (or blackjack) face.
They all waited for Leon to make his move. "I should warm ya, we're all professional blackjack players." Jace tried to unnerve Leon and Narrator.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 3, 2011 22:40:09 GMT -5
Narrator looked at his hand without so much as twitching. He patiently waited for the hand to play out.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 3, 2011 22:40:21 GMT -5
Crass moved first. He layed out his hand. 20. "Suck it?"
Sherri and Jace did not move.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 3, 2011 22:40:34 GMT -5
Larus rattled off 3 shots of his bolter, all three implanted themselves within the traitor's skull.
Larus then unleashed a holocaust of psychic energy at the blood thirster.
"The monstrosities of the Warp have no place to hide!" He proclaimed as he jabbed his halberd into the daemon.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 3, 2011 22:40:47 GMT -5
Mista Jangles roared in pain and grabbed the halberd that now stuck out of him. He ripped it out of him and yanked it forward, causing Larus to tumble towards the waiting daemon. The bloodthirster swiped at Larus's head with his axe.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 3, 2011 22:40:58 GMT -5
Zais blinked as he watched Kayne. "Ummm yeah anyways...I have a proposition for you. How would you like...an army?"
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 3, 2011 22:41:12 GMT -5
Larus ducked and rolled out of the way. He looked the beast straight in its eye, and cast a bolt of psionic energy at it. He then unleashed another psychic barrage upon the daemon, while chanting praises to the Emperor.
Immortal Emperor, strong to save
Whose Hand doth stay the warp-storm wave;
O send Thy Light in darkness fell
And shine the narrow way through Hell
O watch us, ever mindful be
Of those who fight and die for Thee!
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 3, 2011 22:41:20 GMT -5
Kayne woke up as he heard army.
"What kind of army?" Kayne lol'd.
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 3, 2011 22:41:32 GMT -5
Zais chuckled. "Why... MY army." he said. "As it stands I could use someone to command my troops as I deal with.....certain details. From what I have seen you would fit the job nicely."
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Post by Mizagium on Mar 3, 2011 22:41:45 GMT -5
Mista Jangles rears back and hisses in pain as he hears the Grey Knight speak. With a howl he hurls his remaining axe at Larus, burying it deep in the marine's chest. Larus grunts, but keeps chanting. The daemon screams now, the divine chant beginning to take it's hold. Larus sees his chance and lunges forward, stabbing Mista Jangles directly through the skull. Mista Jangles freezes, and then slumps to the ground, dead. His body quickly dissolves into warp-fire.
Larus nods and turns back to the corpses of the Chaos marines. He is jerked back suddenly as bolter rounds hit his shoulder. the second Chaos marine, barely alive, holds a bolter in one hand and shoots off another round. The rounds tear into Larus's holy armor. Larus gasps in pain and shoots the traitor marine in the head with his storm bolter. The Chaos soldier falls over dead.
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