Omega World - Phase 3: Pyresian Mountain

[thecheat]

Narrator fast-forwarded the scenario to when everyone was gathered at Super Land. Things were getting boring, anyways. He had won the game of monopoly with a pair of threes and a fist. Nobody dared disobey the fist.

"So we're here. Who's starting the party?"

[Monika]

"Tracking down the next Orb and - Ah, yes." Leon removed another sheet of paper from his pocket and threw it at Mari. The paper said:

Without the help of you and Matteas, I would surely be dead from Zais' accursed trap. As such, I have decided that I will let you keep your powers, Mari...for now, anyway. Consider it a 'thank you present' if you will.

With hatred,
Leon Veralice

"And for you, Matteas, I have a wonderful replica of one of my old weapons, Hystoger. It has none of the power of the original, thank goodness, but is a nice blade nonetheless. Treat it well." Leon said and bowed to thank them both.

[Mizagium]

"Thank...you..." MAtteas accepted the balde. "Hey, we're here. Wait... what?"

"Narrator..." Johnny shook his head.

"Okay, I guess we have arrived. "Byll Nie said over the speakers. "Please exit the Tower. I have... business to attemd to, and I can't have you there. sorry, but it looks like you're gonna be without me this time."

Everyone left, and the tower flew off.

[Razgat]

(Ha, I won my powers in a game of connect four. A very quick game.)

[Razgat]

Mary caught the piece of paper and read it over quickly. She smiled and thanked Veralice for letting her keep her powers.

[Mizagium]

"So..." Johnny said to everyone. "Byll left us... What now?"

[thecheat]

Narrator once won a game of Connect Four in one move.

[Monika]

(I won't lose Connect Four should I ever play you again...)

"Thanks, Narrator." Leon said angrily, wishing he wouldn't screw with the already nonexistent physics of Awesome Land and its neighboring areas. "Alright, Johnny. You see that palace up there? It used to belong to Raphael before...an incident." Leon chuckled before approaching the large palace. "Just a few feet in front of it is the portal that Clyde created before mind raping me and forcing me to attack you and the Tower of Science during AL3. We have to pay him...a little visit." Leon said before disappearing in the shadowy vortex.

[Mizagium]

"To Clyde? Isn't he like, this universe' Devil?"

[thecheat]

Narrator remembered Clyde. He battled him before mysteriously disappearing. He also remembered that he owed Clyde an end to that battle.

"PARTY PARTY PARTY," Narrator hollered as he leaped through the portal.

[Monika]

Leon heard the question but had no time to answer before disappearing into the depths of Clyde's lair...

Location: Fallen Paradise
Time: TO DUEL

The opening to Tenacious D's 'Beelzeboss' song began to play as the ground of the pitch black fallen paradise began to open up, bringing to mind how what should be the lowest place in the world had ground or, even better, how there was something below it, because Clyde began to claw his way from the ground, emerging from a huge hole and greeting his new guests.

"Ah....If it isn't Leon and Narrator. I haven't seen you in agesssss" he hissed. The hole he had emerged from immediately burst into flames, providing a lovely arena for the upcoming battle.

"What bringssss you here?" he asked, wondering why ANYONE would want to visit him.

[Mizagium]

A portal opened up inside the Crystallis and Byll Nie stepped out. The Guardian immediately sprang to his feet and pointed his battle axe at him, wings unfolding.

"Put that toy away before you hurt yourself." Byll scolded him. the Guardian hesitated. Byll waved his hand and the weapon flew out of the Guardian's grip and into a newly created portal. "You'll get it back when I leave."

"Why have you come here?" The Guardian's metallic voice echoed out from his helmet.

"Clyde."

"Oh," he lowered his head.

"You let him escape!"

"I - had to," he defended weakly.

"No. You HAD to keep him here! That was your job!" The Guardian was very afraid of Byll. "Not onyl that, but you also imprison Theska here for a millennium, though that did not have such far reaching repercussions."

"There is another!" the Guardian shouted, almost sadly.

"What?"

"There is another, more powerful... HE made me let Clyde out..."

"Who?

No answer.

"WHO?"

"It- it was..."

(Is this okay Austin?)

[Myrdraxxis]

Sudenly Zais appeared in a portal of sheer darkness. He had lightning in his eyes (literally and figurativly) and his scythe was out aflame. "I....." he yelled out, with a voice that echoed through the world and made it shake with fear. "Forgot my wallet the last time I was here, has anyone seen it?"

[Mizagium]

Johnny and everyone jumped into the Portal to Fallen Paradise, then he handed Zias his wallet.

[thecheat]

Narrator had a clever and relevant response to Clyde's question.

"I'm here to hug it out...BITCH!??!?!!?!!"

[Myrdraxxis]

Zais looked at the wallet and frowned. "This isn't mine. Mine is covered with the blood of the innocent." he said...as if it was a normal thing for him....which it probably was...

[thecheat]

Narrator's head momentarily poked out of space next to Zais.

"So murder a baby or something and splash the blood on the wallet, you whiney bitch. When God gives you money, you make it rain."

[Myrdraxxis]

"Good idea....I'm borrowing this." Zais ripped Narrator's head off and squeezed the blood onto the wallet. He then put the head back. "Thank you."

[thecheat]

The wallet and Zais's hand dissolved. SOMEBODY wasn't paying attention to the earlier posts about Narrator's lava blood.

[Myrdraxxis]

But then Zais was fine. IT WAS SUPER INEFFECTIVE!