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Post by Monika on Jul 5, 2009 14:14:46 GMT -5
Metallo Ridley flew up into the air all the way to the top of the volcano, seemingly trying to escape.
Leon got up and laughed, knowing well that it was all just a trick. He teleported everyone out of the way just as-
CRASH!
Metallo Ridley plummeted to the ground, creating a massive tremor that caused rocks to fall from the top. Large rocks. Rocks that would crush anything they happened to fall upon. Rocks that were exceptionally hot and would burn to death their victims if they did not die from being crushed first.
Metallo Ridley, coated in a near indestructible metal, shrugged off the rocks as he approached his opponents and moved in to kill them. He opened his mouth and began charging his lazah.
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Post by Mizagium on Jul 5, 2009 18:07:44 GMT -5
Ridley had had enough of th(ese snakes on this plane)is, so he and his siblings all concentrated their lazahs into one HYPER BEAM that slammed into Mettalo Ridley Deluxe.
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Post by Monika on Jul 5, 2009 22:06:46 GMT -5
Metallo Ridley was hit dead in the center of his chest cannon things and fell to the ground with a loud crashing noise before fading again, this time out of existence rather than just turning invisible. With that pseudo threat gone there was still the problem of Seth having Leon's staff, which in turn held two of the four Orbs.
Seth, at the top of the volcano, looked down in time to see the original Ridley and siblings win the battle. He chuckled a bit, knowing that he'd be back. The robot merely transported himself back to Seth's base for healing.
"Now...How do I use this?" Seth waved the staff back and forth, accidentally firing a beam of energy toward the bottom of the volcano. "Woops..." Seth laughed. "Just a bit of practice." Seth fired more beams of darkness at his enemies.
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Post by thecheat on Jul 6, 2009 22:57:58 GMT -5
Narrator sprung back into awesomeness. He strapped on his infamously famous ass-kicking boots and lifted his leg up until his heel was pointed at Seth McPoopfacejerkwadpoopasspoopoop. He proceeded to load his heel-cannon with the first thing he could find in his pocket. After thrusting his arm elbow-deep into his hip pocket, Narrator had his winner. It was...the concept of wetness. THAT'S RIGHT IT'S INTANGIBLE. BLOCK THAT SHIT. OH WAIT, YOU CAN'T. The idea hit Seth right in his punk-ass face, giving him the sensation of being soaked to the bone in freezing cold water that didn't exist. THERE'S NO FIXING IT, JUST OWN UP TO IT.
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Post by Razgat on Jul 6, 2009 23:23:45 GMT -5
Mari watched all of this while standing in the corner. It was all happening so fast. She was constantly dodging lazars and rocks and kandiez, and she barely had time to think. She just wanted everything to..."FREEZE!"
A giant blur of a blizzard eminated from her body and caked everyone in snow. The freezing winds circled inside the volcano and slowly began to rize up towards Seth. The wind alone was under zero degrees, but the snow enhanced it giving it a bone-chilling edge.
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Post by Monika on Jul 6, 2009 23:54:23 GMT -5
Seth merely stared in anger and amazement as he was hit by both attacks. From the combined efforts of Mari's weather manipulation and Narrator's...Narratorness, Seth fell in excruciating pain. Narrator's mental freezing and Mari's physical freezing left him unable to move until...
CRASH!
Metallo Ridley appeared again, having healed itself completely from moments before. He was not there to fight, however. He began to breathe a special type of fire that thawed Seth mentally and physically before flapping his wings.
"I...despise you all so much! You'll pay soon enough." Seth laughed and casually tossed Telumbra back at Leon who caught it and stood up, slightly annoyed. "Smell ya later." Seth laughed again and jumped on Metallo Ridley who immediately flew toward the top of the volcano to the outside world.
Leon looked at where Seth had just been previously and made sure his staff and orbs were still in tact. He tapped it on the ground and a slight earthquake shook the land. Everything was fine.
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Post by Monika on Jul 7, 2009 1:28:43 GMT -5
"With that...distraction over, what shall we do?" Leon pondered. "Our goal can't be accomplished until their queen comes back and she's off doing who knows what. So we're stuck in this volcano until then...Hmm..." Leon grew angry as he tried to figure out what to do.
(I really am running out of ideas of what to do. I don't want to bring the queen in at only 5 pages...Hmph. OWAIT, this is Awesome Land! ANYTHING can happen. It's time to go back to what made Awesome Land so Awesome...RANDOM IRRELEVANT NONSENSE!)
Leon was about to say something when...
Derp-bot suddenly appeared from the sky in his roller skating turban glory. He started headbutting everyone, sending them straight into...a game show?
Each person landed in a seat on the set of Wheel of Fortune. They were contestants there, apparently, and had no choice but to play because of the following:
"Hello, my good friends!" shouted an ever familiar voice from the stage that held the board, the empty panels, and a lovely female assistant, blue haired and eerily silent. "Hahaha...How has it been going?"
Leon's eyes widened in shock as he realized who he was staring at. It was-
"Dante. Yes, that's right. Dante." Dante, the protagonist that had not been seen since the War of Four Kings, was on the stage, staring at everyone. "Is that Veralice? Last time I spoke with you you were still wearing that robe." Dante chuckled, drawing a gun from a holster at his side. It was a strange firearm: It was a black revolver with a red wing on either side and a small dagger attached to the muzzle. It matched his attire nicely, he was wearing black jeans and a black jacket over a red shirt with 7 different animals on it arranged in a circle: An armadillo, a falcon, an ape, a panther, a fox, a marlin, and a dragon. In the center of the circle was the silhouette of an unknown creature. His hair was also a bit longer, stopping just above shoulder length. It was black, but seemed to be graying.
"You left me, Veralice...Johnny...Sarah. During that war with the Time Keeper...You all just...abandoned me in that Null-Void while going off to defeat the Time Keeper. Well GUESS WHAT?" Dante grew angrier, pointing the gun at each character as he said their names. "When you defeated him, you left me trapped in the Null-Void while still suffering from amnesia from two concussions in a row." Dante then pointed the gun at the sky. Its wings flapped as it flew upward, pointing itself at each character.
"But it doesn't matter. I'm okay now...Haha...juuuuust fine. You see, even though I was suffering from amnesia, I knew I couldn't be trapped forever in that place. I've killed people who were near godhood before, so I could survive a little emptiness...eternal as it seemed." Dante laughed again. It was not a hearty, happy laugh, however. It was a laugh of anger, the laugh of a psychopath.
"So I sat in the void while everyone else got out because their minds were just fine. They didn't have amnesia. They knew how to escape. So I sat. I sat and I thought. And slowly my memory returned; the memories of my slaying RIDLEY, the memories of my discussions with Salvatore, the memories of my being dragged along my injury from Boba and Jango Fett, and the memories of YOU all going off to defeat the Time Keeper. I sat and reflected and realized that I had been a fool to ever accompany you, to ever try to help you achieve your goals. And I also realized that I was powerful...I AM powerful. I've killed 7 different Masters and taken their powers as my own, so after a while you just figure out how to escape situations. After a long...long while." A flashing red light erupted from the stage, revealing a new Dante once it had cleared. Dante now had a serpentine, spiked tail and black wings as well as a crimson breastplate and arm guards in place of his T-shirt and jacket.
He lifted his left hand and pointed it at his gun, still in the air. He fired a beam of orange energy at the gun, which in turn amplified it and fired it at each contestant.
"Ah, my dragon form. This was a doozy to get." Dante chuckled before summoning his gun back toward him. "You will find that you are all now immobilized, strapped to your seats via my energy attack. We're gonna play a little game called Wheel of Fortune. You get to spin this wheel-" Dante stepped on a nearby button and a large wheel revealed itself from the ground. "-and guess letters in an attempt to guess the mystery word. But this isn't normal Wheel of Fortune, oh no. There is no money; the only prize is your life. You all have until the end of page 7 of this story to guess the word. If, by that time, you still don't have it, I kill you. Plain and simple." Dante explained. To prove he wasn't bluffing, in a flash he had shot a Pyresian man, Pyresian woman and Pyresian child from the audience in the chest, relishing in their pain, the pain he had to endure while in the Null-Void.
"As you may notice, the wheel in front of you is operated by the buttons located in front of your feet. Press the button with your foot and it spins. As I said, however, there is no money to be won. Instead the wheel has been divided into multiple parts. 5/8th of the wheel allow you to guess a letter, 1/4th skips your turn, 1/32nd lets you receive a vowel of your choice, and 3/32nds are Instant Death." Dante told them the rules happily, well aware that the game was virtually impossible to win. He revealed to them what 'Instant Death' was: The board and panels behind him turned around, revealing a pool of lava filled with Pyre Wyrms, distant cousins of the Sand Wyrm that were slightly smaller but far more vicious. The board turned around again, obscuring the pool from view.
"Now, shall we begin?" Dante laughed, showing them a board with the order they would take their turns. First came Johnny, then Leon, Mari, Matteas, Narrator, Sarah, and Zais. "Looks like you're first, Johnny. Let's hope you're better at this than you are at remembering your allies." Dante hissed, extremely angry at not only being abandoned, but clearly having been forgotten as well, as could be seen on the faces of Johnny, Leon and Sarah.
__ __ __ __ __! __ __ __ ... __ __ __ ... __ __ __ __ __ ... __ __ ... __ __ __ ... __ __ __ __ __ __!
((The board looks like the above, with ellipses representing spaces. Yea, I'm so bored that I actually put Wheel of Fortune in here. But I bet you all can safely say that you expected neither Derp-bot nor Dante to reappear, especially in a game show from RL. This is what Awesome Land and Omega World should be, nice and random, much like the behavior of Narrator. I personally think we've been spending so much time on real plot that we've taken away the randomness that made Awesome Land so...awesome.)
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Post by thecheat on Jul 7, 2009 11:29:40 GMT -5
Narrator skipped to the front of the line and pressed the button with his hand. YOUR RULES SUCK. He scored an instant death and took a swim in the lava, treating the fiery inhabitants of the conflagration as if they were pool noodles. He then returned to his seat, giggling, and waited for some kind of shit to go down.
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Post by Monika on Jul 7, 2009 11:40:11 GMT -5
"You are...Narrator." Dante tried to recall as much as he could from the past. "I vaguely remember your complete disregard for rules. Perhaps it will prove helpful someday. But not here." Dante said, shooting another innocent audience member. "Next time you do that, more people will die. Now, Johnny, take your turn without interruption."
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Post by Mizagium on Jul 7, 2009 11:44:07 GMT -5
(Wait... what did I do with Knox, Sherri, and Crass... did I make them leave?)
Johnny shrugged and reluctantly spun the wheel. It didn't matter really, even if they didn't guess the word, they could still get away.
It landed on Instant Death. He kicked the wheel. Guess a letter.
"N... i guess."
(Yuoa re so right. back to nonsense. Like we did before. tons and tons of shit, followed by a sudden (w)rapping up of the plot.)
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Post by Monika on Jul 7, 2009 12:05:03 GMT -5
"Assistant, reveal the letter "N"." Dante commanded. The blue haired girl approached the board and touched a panel to reveal a letter.
__ __ __ __ __! __ __ __ ... __ __ __ ... __ __ __ N __ ... __ __ ... __ __ __ ... __ N __ __ __ __!
"There are your two 'N's, Johnny. Leon, it is now your turn." The wheel flashed briefly and soon all of the wheel, save 1/32nd, was Instant Death. It was clear that Dante had a significant grudge against Leon.
"Congratulations, Veralice. You get to play our bonus round. If, by some stroke of luck, the wheel lands on the Letter option, you get to get a vowel and a consonant. Now SPIN." Dante yelled.
Leon pressed the button near his chair and, by some stroke of luck, it landed on the Letter part of the wheel. Dante pressed the button near his own foot to respin the wheel, which landed on the Letter choice again.
"Guess your letter- A consonant and vowel." he spat. Leon said "E" and "Y" as his guesses. The assistant changed the board again.
__ __ __ __ __! Y __ __ ... __ __ E ... __ __ __ N __ ... __ __ ... __ __ E ... __ N Y __ __ Y!
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Post by Mizagium on Jul 7, 2009 12:12:07 GMT -5
Once again, the Ridley siblings had been ignored. they swooped down and ate the assistant.
"There!" swaked Riely. "No there is no on left to touch your screen!" He then touched random letter spaces, revealing parts of the word.
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Post by Monika on Jul 7, 2009 12:21:29 GMT -5
__ O O __ __! Y O __ ... __ __ E ... __ O __ N __ ... __ O ... __ __ E ... __ N Y __ __ Y!
Somehow Ridley had managed to touch all of the O's. Dante chuckled at the loss of his assistant to a pterodactyl. "That wasn't very nice. You really should play by the rules...Wait a second...Aren't you that creature with whom the Time Keeper was fused? Had you been able to retain control of yourself, perhaps I would not have needed to be summoned there in the first place!" Dante yelled. His vendetta was slowly encompassing all of the characters. "Livello 25 Potere Luce!" he screamed. An orb of energy gradually filled the entire area. Once it had cleared, the Ridley siblings were somehow placed in chairs as well.
"Mari, take your turn." Dante commanded, shooting more audience members for Ridley's rule violation.
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Post by Mizagium on Jul 7, 2009 12:23:33 GMT -5
"You think killing Pyresians will bother me? Watch!" Ridley lept up and consumed the whole audience.
Then had some antacid.
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Post by Monika on Jul 7, 2009 12:29:23 GMT -5
Dante's expression changed from anger to mild disgust as he watched Ridley consume the entire audience without remorse. "Such a disgusting creature." Dante spat, glaring at each contestant. "No wonder Veralice needed my help in destroying the fused product of you and the Time Keeper. He didn't want to taint his hands with the blood of such a wretched monster." Dante decided to skip Mari for now and move on to Matteas. "Take your turn, boy." he commanded.
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Post by Myrdraxxis on Jul 7, 2009 22:00:10 GMT -5
Zais, meanwhile was sitting on his newly made Pyresian-bone throne reading a book. "Haha this is the best romantic comedy I have ever read." he said out loud. The title of the book said ;The Art of War' by Sun Tzu.
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Post by TEAM_DERRICK on Jul 7, 2009 22:03:16 GMT -5
Suddenly! A shadow stretched over where our heroes were.... doing stuff. The shadow originated from a plane. But then, THE PLANE EXPLODED! From the burning fireball there came 3 people. DERRICK, SHTOOPLE, and........ Jenny.
"Sup Bitches!" exclaimed a rather excited DERRICK.
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Post by Monika on Jul 7, 2009 22:08:22 GMT -5
((Did either of you actually bother to read the previous posts?))
Dante annoyedly glared at the newcomers but paid them no mind. "Matteas, take your turn." he said forcefully, growing impatient rapidly. He tried not to let it affect him, however, because he had given them a half expired time limit to solve the puzzle. After their time was up...their time would be up (in the more sinister sense of the phrase.) Dante smirked and waited for Matteas to spin the wheel.
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Post by TEAM_DERRICK on Jul 7, 2009 22:10:41 GMT -5
Derrick threw a pie at Dante and said, "Don't talk when I'm talking!"
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Post by Myrdraxxis on Jul 7, 2009 22:13:09 GMT -5
(technically Zais isnt a newcomer...he's been thee the whole time...reading.)
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