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No use crying over spilled The Cheat.
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Post by thecheat on Jun 6, 2009 21:26:58 GMT -5
True, it takes more than that to make Narrator bleed. Guess you'll need to find a real innocent.
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Post by Monika on Jun 27, 2009 8:01:37 GMT -5
Ignoring the stupidity of his companions, Leon stated his purpose. "Good evening, Clyde. I came here with my pals to request that you let us travel to...Pyresian Mountain." Leon stared up at Clyde (who was a good 20 feet tall or so) and awaited the response.
"You're...joking, right?" Clyde hissed. Essentially the guardian of underground, it was supposedly his job to prevent the living from going to dangerous areas...of which there were only two: Pyresian Mountain and their current location, Fallen Paradise.
"Um, no...You see, we really need to find-" Leon began before being cut off by the demon.
Clyde realized that he absolutely despised Leon and Narrator and wanted them to die immediately so that he could torture them in their afterlives. "Just kidding! Of course I'll let you through. I'll let you all through! You should be able to handle it with ease." Clyde outstretched his right arm and extended a huge claw from his index finger. Drawing a circle in a wall with his blade like fingers, he stepped aside and allowed them to witness the glory that was his super special awesome tunnel. The circle he had drawn began to glow before disappearing and revealing the path to the volcanic mountain that would (hopefully) be the demise of the protagonists.
"Wow...That was awfully...nice of you." Leon said suspiciously. "Speaking of nice, have you seen Chaos, my pet dragon, anywhere? He went underground a while back and hasn't returned." Leon asked, hoping to make the most of Clyde's nice streak.
"You mean the dragon I gave you? You lost it and have the nerve to ask for its return?!?" Clyde yelled softly, however that works.
"You kidnapped it, didn't you?" Leon demanded.
"FINE! Take it back." Clyde magically summoned Chaos, who was pleased to see Leon again. He breathed fire out of joy. "Don't lose him again." Clyde commanded, and with that he shoved everyone through the tunnel to Pyresian Mountain.
(As for your post, I'm not sure if it's OKAY yet, Tyler. I need a tad bit more time to see if it will fit into the history and plot and whatnot.)
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Post by Myrdraxxis on Jun 27, 2009 11:51:47 GMT -5
Zais walked up and high-fived Clyde. "Hi there remember me?"
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Post by Monika on Jun 28, 2009 9:29:15 GMT -5
How Zais managed to high five a 20 foot tall demon was beyond Clyde, but he quickly realized that he was conversing with some of the most ridiculous characters in any fictional story ever.
"Ah, yessss....Zais." Clyde hissed, producing a pair of reading glasses and a list of names. "One of the many guilty of the sin of Physics Defying...I'll be seeing you down here ssssoon enough." Clyde waved the paper and glasses away before blowing everyone through the tunnel to Pyresian Mountain. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Location: Pyresian Mountain Time: Whatever
Within a matter of minutes, Leon and company had made it safely to the very bottom of the huge volcanic death trap that was Pyresian Mountain. He looked straight up and he could see...nothing. Although they were in a volcano and theoretically should be able to see the sky above them, all that could be seen was darkness.
"How odd." Leon remarked, taking the map out of his pocket. "Did Clyde send us to the right-
In a flash the group had been surrounded by humanoid creatures that glowed bright red and yellow. From their appearance, they looked to be made of lava and were undoubtedly very dangerous.
"Intruders. You are not native to our land Pyresia. What brings you here?" said one the creatures. He didn't appear to have eyes, but Leon could tell that he was really angry.
"We are..." Leon thought for a moment, trailing off to ensure he didn't say something stupid. If he told them that he was looking for the Fire Orb, they would attack immediately. He looked at one of the books he had stolen from Raphael before finishing.
"We came to receive the blessing of your leader! You see...my pet dragon, Chaos, is...um...ill. So we all came here to see if your leader could heal him. You know...since dragons love fire and all..." Leon lied through his teeth. The lava creature who had addressed him, seemingly the one in charged, looked at the rest of Leon's party before nodding to the other lava creatures.
"Very well. Mistress Cynthia would love to help, I'm sure. Unfortunately she is out at the moment, dealing with a problem of sorts. You are welcome to explore until she returns. Try not to burn yourself." the creature snickered before walking off with the rest of his gang. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Meanwhile, on the Isle of Ancients, a remote island off the coast of Awesome Land...
A huge stone tablet with runic symbols etched everywhere began to glow intensely. When the light faded, a small brown circle and small white circle could be seen, each glowing with the same bright light.
"Two of the Orbs of Nature are already gone. They have already come to my mountain and are prepared to take the next." came the soft voice of a young female.
"Only two? Where is the Orb of Water? Why has it not been pilfered?" came the voice of a male, old and with experience.
"The Orb of Water is in another place entirely. A land call Random World, I believe. That will undoubtedly be their next destination." the female said. Anger was welling up within her; her voice was trembling from it.
"Calm down." the male said. He seemed to be the type that would never break under any form of pressure. "Ah...I see. I shall go off there and-
"No. You are injured enough. I doubt you could make the journey there without dying." the female laughed, her anger temporarily subdued.
"If our suspicions are correct, then you have to go back and defend your own Orb. I'll be fine. I'll go to Random World and warn the holder of the Orb immediately."
"But I have the Orb with me! I'll be safer if I go off into Random-
"NO." the male commanded. "Your people will be mercilessly slaughtered if you don't go back and face them. Please...for their sake."
The female hesitated for a moment, almost on the verge of tears. "Fine. I'll head back to them. Good luck." she said. The male nodded before teleporting off to find the Orb of Water.
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Post by Myrdraxxis on Jun 28, 2009 19:57:28 GMT -5
Zais sighed. "Leon let me handle this." he walked up to the native people and raised a hand in greeting. "Bah weep granna weep ninni ban."
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Post by Mizagium on Jul 1, 2009 18:05:20 GMT -5
Judging by the way they pointed whatever weapons they had at Zais, "I think you just insulted them." Johnny advised.
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Post by Monika on Jul 1, 2009 19:15:18 GMT -5
"WHAT THE HELL DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY MOTHER!?" said one of the Pyresian natives. Wielding a giant volcanic axe, the person rushed toward Zais, ready to strike.
"Zais...They speak English...And random Pyresian guy, PLEASE stay back. For your own good..." Leon sighed and summoned a Shadow computer and presented a slideshow of all the deaths Zais was responsible for, hoping it would dissuade the attacker.
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Post by Myrdraxxis on Jul 1, 2009 21:15:59 GMT -5
Zais watched the sideshow with mild amusement and smiled. It actually made him more inclined to destroy. "Well these guys obviously wont help us anyways." He said with a shrug. "But I'll try." he walked up to the natives and raised his hands.
"Now lets all calm down. Nothing to get worked up about." There was a brief pause and out of nowhere Zais beheaded one of the natives randomely. "Let;s all stay calm here..."
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Post by Razgat on Jul 1, 2009 22:03:17 GMT -5
Mari laughed to herself as she stood to the side. She could have mentioned that she could have helped them by causing a blizzard to cool things down, but she kept it to herself since they seemed fine. I guess I could also make it rain and cause some of the lava to cool and harden....
She stopped to ponder different weather factors and its use in a volcano until a sudden thought hit her. What happened to Cow-man and Cow-girl?
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Post by Mizagium on Jul 2, 2009 10:22:06 GMT -5
Then the Ridleys landed and frightened the natives into obedience. "There Leon, now take us to where the orb is." Ridley swaked.
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Post by Monika on Jul 2, 2009 13:26:17 GMT -5
"Have you been accompanying us this entire time, Ridley? And I had no idea you could talk! Back when I kidnapped you I tho- Never mind." Leon said, considering what he was about to say. "Right...Keep the Orb on the down low for now. According to one of the guards, their leader, Cynthia, is off on a quest for some reason. So we have to go exploring until then." Leon said, looking around. It was annoyingly hot in there and he was trying to find some way to cool himself off.
"So, to pass the time, I say we go to a libra-" Leon began before being cut off.
"Ahahaha! You're far too late!" came the vaguely familiar voice of a young man who hadn't been seen in several seasons.
"What the-
"I've already taken all of the knowledge from the Pyresian Library."
"You are...?"
The young man sighed in an exasperated manner before saying "I'm Seth! The chemist who despises anyone who dares defy physics. I appeared during the short lived Scrolls of Science saga with Bill Nye while his name was spelled correctly! I was around at the same time as Dolf Holhagen, the super viking!" Seth exclaimed, disliking the fact that he wasn't remembered.
"I honestly don't think I've ever met you. During that time I was at the library in Super Land. What a coincidence." Leon said.
"Well, they'll remember me!" Seth pointed at some of Tyler's characters. "Remember! I was looking for the Scrolls of Science and tried to kill Cassandra and Sarah and almost destroyed the Really Cool Kingdom!"
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Post by Myrdraxxis on Jul 2, 2009 16:31:39 GMT -5
Suddenly Xaadm popped up. "Why hello thar." He looked around and saw Tyler's characters. "....oh crap you guys again?"
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Post by thecheat on Jul 2, 2009 18:40:42 GMT -5
SETH HATES NARRATOR
How dare you bring up Dolf Holhagen.
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Post by Mizagium on Jul 3, 2009 12:17:11 GMT -5
Johnny shifted his eyes from side to side. "Uh... yeah. I... remember... you..." Obviously not being remembered was hurting Seth's pride. "So, uh... what do you want?"
The Ridleys flew away again to scope the place out.
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Post by Monika on Jul 3, 2009 22:09:41 GMT -5
Seth, a near super genius, knew that Johnny was lying to make him feel better. It almost worked...Almost.
He let out a long and exasperated sigh before saying "Hmph. I can't blame you. Even though I almost destroyed the entire Really Cool Kingdom, tried to start a massive war, almost KILLED Sarah and Cassandra. But fine, fine...Anyway, I'm really just here to..." Seth withdrew his hands from his jacket pockets. He was wearing his standard attire, blue jeans and a leather jacket and, a new addition, shining silver gloves.
"...Steal the orbs!" Seth yelled before punching Leon in the chest, sending him crashing into the wall and his staff flying. Seth picked up the staff and chuckled. "Piece of cake. I thought the former emperor would be a bit more weary. Ah, well. If you don't remember me, perhaps you will remember this!"
Directly behind the evil scholar an enormous being slowly began to fade into the area. It had been cloaked in an invisibility device which had just been deactivated. It was large. It was silver. It was dragon like. It was-
"Metallo Ridley Deluxe!" Seth exclaimed. The dragon screeched, sending the protagonists...and Zais...and Narrator into the same wall as Leon.
"Surely you remember him? He was my main weapon in the assault on Really Cool Land. I even remember Cassandra making a remark about how he was unoriginal. But it doesn't matter! Metallo Ridley is back and far more powerful! Created with a near indestructible metal and the power to turn invisible, he will crush you all!" Seth began to cackle at his marvelous creation, the behemoth inspired by Veralice's own RIDLEY.
"The best part is, because he's a robotic clone, he's got far more strength than RIDLEY and none of the sickening emotion!" Metallo Ridley roared at the remark. "Well, I'm off to find the next Orb. Smell ya later!" Carrying Telumbra, Seth ran off, leaving the group to deal with the first Ridley battle of the Omega World series. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- EPIC BATTLE: Metallo Ridley Deluxe
Metallo Ridley stared at his prey and cannons appeared out of his chest, firing beams of energy toward his victim. These were special Molecular Alteration Beams, designed by Seth to change the molecular structure of his victims into kandiez, the delicious Awesome Land treat that had not been eaten in ages. The wall around our protagonists, Zais, and Narrator crumbled into kandiez of all colors, showing what would happen if the beam hit them.
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Post by Mizagium on Jul 3, 2009 22:14:41 GMT -5
...k
"Oh, HELL NO!" Ridley exclaimed. "Why do people keep making copies of me?"
"Maybe you should get an agent?" Riley suggested.
"Or a lawyer..." Rachel remarked.
"Either way, IT INFURIATES ME! RAWR!" Ridley (the real one) descended from the sky in a very dragon-like way. He was screaming somehting about ripping that "goddam ripoof" apart.
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Post by Monika on Jul 3, 2009 22:19:04 GMT -5
Metallo Ridley sensed the real Ridley and faded again. Now invisible, he fired his kandiez rays while moving around, keeping his location a secret while ensuring he could score a hit on his nemesis.
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Post by Mizagium on Jul 4, 2009 11:46:29 GMT -5
Rachel and Riley caught up to Ridley and took positions on either side. On the ground, three streaks of purple, red, and green plummeted towards the ground. All three opened their mouths and gathered their energy into a tangible form. Then they unleashed it as massive laser beams that struck the ground, incinerating all that they touched. The three Pterodactyls panned their lazers from left to right, establishing a scorch zone of a quarter mile from their position.
Nothing should have escaped it.
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Post by Monika on Jul 4, 2009 12:47:27 GMT -5
Metallo Ridley, realizing the beams of tangible energy were striking the ground, hovered into the air. Rather than take on his fellow pterodactyls, he fired his beams of kandieness straight toward the other protagonists, mainly Johnny. He was programmed to have a vendetta against the Really Cool royal family.
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Post by Mizagium on Jul 5, 2009 14:09:50 GMT -5
Johnny and Sarah dodged the beams of kandiez, suddenly remembering their significance from the first season. Of a different story.
"Why is he shooting candy at us?" Matteas asked suspiciously.
"Long story." Johnny assured him. "You don't want to know."
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