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Post by Mizagium on Jul 8, 2009 16:56:17 GMT -5
Golem-Johnny barely felt the bullet. He turned to face Dante again, this time deciding to do more in one post. He grabbed Dante and picked him up, shook him a few times, then threw him over the horizon.
"Problem solved."
PFG chased after Dante, with devilish intents.
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Post by Monika on Jul 8, 2009 17:15:56 GMT -5
Leon laughed, having not participated in the battle at all. He smirked before saying "Thanks, Johnny. Why don't you use the False Shield more often?" He saw PFG chase after Dante and said "Perhaps that will get rid of two problems." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Meanwhile, falling far away, Dante thought of why he couldn't just fly his way back to the volcano.
Whatever. Those fools have played right into my plan. Now I can destroy this place completely, all because they tried to kill me. Dante said, still falling.
"Come from my dimension, Dio Drago. I am in danger, as you can see, and I need you to wreak your unholy vengeance upon those fools in my stead." Dante called, raising a pendant into the air. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Leon looked above them and noticed that the sky had darkened dramatically, save for one light that shined through from a tiny...dimensional fissure? "Whoa...You guys see that?" Leon said, but before he had the chance to tell him what he saw, the fissure widened, and a huge creature swooped down and snatched Dante, sparing him from another concussion. Already having had two, another one could have been potentially lethal. The creature placed him back atop the rim of the volcano. The creature was...a dragon. A very large dragon. Perhaps 9000 times the size of RIDLEY and bipedal, allowing his full stature to be comprehended.
Dante brushed his hair with his hand and explained "Haha. Thanks for that, Johnny. This entire place is doomed because of you. Since I was in such mortal danger, you've allowed me to summon Dio Drago, a god of my world and indestructible at that. I'm going to give you one chance to leave. Go back to Awesome Land or something before I signal him to eliminate everything from this area.
(Dio Drago - Think Bahamut. Dante can summon 1 Guardian for each of his forms, of which there are 7.)
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Post by Mizagium on Jul 8, 2009 17:40:33 GMT -5
"No." Johnny increased his size, then grabbed the Ridley's, fusing with them. Johnny was now freaking huge, had three dragon heads, and was made of non-solidifing lava/magma/whatever is above ground.
"TRIPLE LAVA LAZAH BEAM!"
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Post by Myrdraxxis on Jul 8, 2009 17:55:37 GMT -5
Suddenly Zais once again appeared on the field of battle, this time clad in a set of silver body-armor, and his normal black hood/cloak over it. His scythe was strapped to his back and in is hands was a rather dangerous looking futuristic rifle.
"I'm baaack." he declared. "And I brought some old friends." THe demonized Ragnarok leaders stepped out behind him....followed by around two-hundred armed soldiers clad in an outfit similar to Zais.
"Would you believe me if I said I found an old friend with a group that COMPLETELY WORSHIPS THE GROUND I WALK ON?" Zais half shouted in joy.
The long forgotten John from Awesome Land: War of the Four Kings stepped up. "We have been preparing for this day since Lord Zais left Awesome Land." He shouted and the others joined in. Zais began weeping.
"I...am so proud." He said. He then put on a thoughtful face. "I was thinking of calling them the Zaischists, what do you think/"
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Post by Monika on Jul 8, 2009 17:58:50 GMT -5
Witnessing Johnny fuse with the Ridley siblings brought back the memories of the Time Keeper, who was partially, if not wholly responsible for his entrapment in the Null-Void. It also brought back the memories of when he had first slain Neo Ridley with a swift cut. He clutched his head and fell to his knees, but just as quickly as he had fallen he had gotten up, his mind filled with thoughts of rage and destruction from his memories.
"Wrong answer, Johnny. Now...You disgusting excuse for a monster and your friends are all going to die. This volcano has been doomed from the start, since you first set foot here. Dio Drago...Eliminate." Dante commanded, disappearing.
The Dragon God swiftly dissipated the TRIPLE LAVA LAZAH BEAM without effort before raising its arms into the air. A ball of energy rapidly began to grow above its hands from the size of a pea to the size of the moon.
Leon tried to remain calm, but he knew that they were all doomed. It was obvious that Dante had planned this all along: Their entrance, being knocked into the game show, and the elimination of all life within the volcano. Leon teleported everyone back to Awesome Land just before-
The ball of energy had grown to the size of Jupiter now, and the Dragon God launched it into the center of the volcano. The energy compacted itself, prompting a civilian to shout "WHAT THE FU-" but the energy ball had already expanded again with a large "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!", obliterating the entire volcano, leaving absolutely nothing. No people, no items, nothing. In its place was barren wasteland. The Dragon God disappeared right as Leon teleported everyone back, just in time to see...Cynthia, the Queen of Pyresia...or what was left of it. She was a young, teenage girl and tears of fire (literally) welled up in her eyes. She noticed Leon and was well aware of his quest for the Orbs, thinking that he was the one who did this. "Explain." she demanded.
(Lolololol. There's that sudden wrapping up of plot. lolololololol)
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Post by thecheat on Jul 8, 2009 18:08:24 GMT -5
Narrator, feeling that unholy vengeance was unnecessary, washed Dante's mouth out with soap.
"That's what happens to the naughty little children," chided everyone's favorite Awesome hero. "As for YOU, Mr. I'mabigdracofag Man, we need to trade words, deity to deity. I understand that you are indestructible, as am I, so let's just get a few things straight. Neither of us will bring about the Apocalypse or anything. That's number one. Number two, no hits below the belt. That being established, I'm going to hit you in the face with an ultra-shovel."
AND LO, IT WAS DONE
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Post by Monika on Jul 8, 2009 18:12:09 GMT -5
((LUCCO THE ENTIRE VOLCANO WAS JUST DESTROYED. WE'RE ABOUT TO WRAP UP THE PLOT NOW SO WE CAN MOVE ON. DANTE AND DIO DRAGO ALREADY DISAPPEARED.))
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Post by thecheat on Jul 8, 2009 18:33:53 GMT -5
THAT'S A LOAD OF BULLSHIT WAY TO SCREW OVER THE LONGEST POST I'VE DONE IN MONTHS
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Post by thecheat on Jul 8, 2009 18:34:18 GMT -5
AND DRACOFAG BROKE THE FIRST RULE
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Post by Myrdraxxis on Jul 8, 2009 18:41:09 GMT -5
Zais appeared behind the Queen with his newly acquired gun pointed at her head. "Hello." he said. He pointed the gun away. "Sorry that's how I greet people."
The Zaischists all arrived a minute later, surrounding everyone with their guns and blades and stuff.
"I'm the new captain of this plot." Zais said calmly. "Now do please give me the Orb so I can steal it from Leon and I will kill everyone here." he thought for a second. "Or maybe it OR I will kill everyone here, whatever."
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Post by thecheat on Jul 8, 2009 18:49:12 GMT -5
Narrator didn't approve of the plot twist. His Army of Himself opposed the Zaischists in overwhelming force, nullifying his threat and returning the plot to the free-for-all that it previously was. By free-for-all, I mean Austin.
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Post by Myrdraxxis on Jul 8, 2009 18:57:41 GMT -5
Everyone ignored Narrator.
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Post by thecheat on Jul 8, 2009 19:01:30 GMT -5
I DISAGREE
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Post by Monika on Jul 8, 2009 19:23:39 GMT -5
((I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT TYLER AND I HAVE BEEN DEVELOPING THIS PLOT SINCE EARLY MAY. I WON'T HAVE YOU PINNING THE PLOT SOLELY ON ME.))
Cynthia stared around at everyone before looking at Zais and yelling tearfully "Kill whom? I don't care about any of them-" Cynthia pointed to the protagonists. "-and anyone I did care about was destroyed." She held back the pain she felt and said "If this is the destruction that will befall the holder of this Orb, then I don't want it anymore." Cynthia cried, and - in the most anticlimactic battle yet- tossed the Orb of Fire at Leon. He caught it, put it in his staff and was like "Lol thanks." before sheathing his staff and blade. Cynthia then disappeared to go QQ somewhere.
"Alright, then. Let's go off and find the next one." Leon suggested, walking off in a random direction. (K. END OF THREAD. NEXT STOP IS RANDOM WORLD ACCORDING TO TYLER. HE'LL MAKE THE NEW THREAD W/E)
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Post by Myrdraxxis on Jul 8, 2009 19:37:07 GMT -5
Zais stared at Leon. "No really. Give me the Orb."
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Post by Mizagium on Jul 8, 2009 19:42:13 GMT -5
Everyone came back to life, the plot was wrapped up. And the thread was locked.
AND LO IT WAS.
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