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Post by Monika on Jul 7, 2009 22:15:47 GMT -5
((Mainly addressed to DERRICK and his gang of crazies.)) Dante dodged the pie, landing on the other side of it and shooting it several times. The bullet ridden pie fell to the ground as Dante kicked it aside. "Don't assault the host. You there, Zais, take your turn and spin the wheel since Matteas is too hesitant." Dante commanded.
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Post by Myrdraxxis on Jul 7, 2009 22:21:01 GMT -5
"K." Zais spun the wheel and barely took his eyes off the book while it spun. It landed on...
Creative new villainous scandal!
.....Zais stood up and stretched. "Ok I'm game." He said closing the book. "This romantic comedy gave me a few good ideas. Be back with a new army."
And with that Zais disappeared like he usually does.
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unbeknownst to everyone but beknownst to us...wait what? Anyway Silently Hermit crept off of his hiding place on Bill Nye's tower.
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Post by TEAM_DERRICK on Jul 7, 2009 22:23:14 GMT -5
Derrick then became mad and angry! "Shtoople! Engage code 10024235235006361!!" Shtoople then began to mutter random gibberish until he became wikipeeede! "You cannot dodge what is impossible to dodge!" Yelled Derrick Then Wikipeeede turned all inanimate matter into pie.
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Post by Monika on Jul 7, 2009 22:27:54 GMT -5
Dante, angry that his game was being mocked but happy that they were wasting time chuckled. He pressed another button behind him which immediately zapped Leon, causing him to wince in pain. "Veralice, use your magic to reverse this or the next shock won't be so painless." Dante commanded. Leon obliged, not fond of Shtoople/Wikipeede's nonsense at the moment. The pies turned back into whatever they were beforehand.
"Johnny, it is your turn again. Spin the wheel." Dante said.
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Post by thecheat on Jul 7, 2009 22:56:45 GMT -5
Narrator spun the wheel and landed on punk-ass bitch. Thousands were slaughtered, including Jerry the Subway guy and Billie Mays. NOW YOU KNOW.
In other news, A. THAT'S RIGHT IT'S THE FIRST LETTER IN ASSHOLE AND NOW IT'S BEING ADDED TO THE MYSTERY SENTENCE. GO FOR IT, FANCY BOY.
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Post by Monika on Jul 8, 2009 0:07:21 GMT -5
Dante approached the board and touched some of the panels, revealing the letter "A" in multiple spaces.
__ O O __ __! Y O __ ... A __ E ... __ O __ N __ ... __ O ... __ __ E ... A N Y __ A Y!
"Even though it wasn't your turn, I'll allow you to have your "A"s, Narrator." Dante said. "Now, Johnny, I'd appreciate your spinning the-
Leon interrupted, prompting the board to change into its Instant Death form again. Similarly, Leon landed on the Receive Two Letters part of the wheel. "Give me the remaining two vowels." Leon demanded, growing tired of playing the game.
Dante's eyes flashed with unholy anger before he punched several of the panels, revealing "I"s and "U"s.
__ O O __ __! Y O U ... A __ E ... __ O I N __ ... __ O ... __ I E ... A N Y __ A Y!
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Post by Razgat on Jul 8, 2009 11:57:27 GMT -5
Mari was irritated with being skipped, and as she totally ignored the rules, she shouted out her answer. "Hey! THE ANSWER IS! FOOLS! YOU ARE GOING TO DIE ANYWAY!"
She slumped back in her chair and mumbled to herself. "Idiots."
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Post by thecheat on Jul 8, 2009 12:03:05 GMT -5
VROOM VROOM CHAINSAW
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Post by Monika on Jul 8, 2009 12:30:49 GMT -5
"Fools. You are all going to die anyway." Dante chuckled and replied "Yes, Mari. That is the answer. Not only that, but it is the truth as well. Since it's the end of the game I won't kill any more natives for your rule violation...but I will kill you all for what Johnny, Sarah and Veralice did to me. Dante pressed another button and released his captives from the chairs they were held in.
"I suggest you all run. This place is going to be destroyed in 5 seconds." Dante told the protagonists, crossing his arms behind his back before saying "4."
"And if we refuse? We're not afraid of you, Dante." Leon said boldly, drawing his staff for battle.
"3." Dante said simply, ignoring the outburst.
"Come on! Fight like a man!" Leon yelled, drawing Masamune and charging toward Dante. He was immediately thrown back by an invisible energy forcefield.
"2."
"Yea...Let's get out now." Leon laughed nervously, raising his staff in the air and teleporting everyone (minus Dante) out of the game show.
Before they were completely out of the area, Dante yelled "I hope you find a good hiding place! As soon as I destroy this area I'm going after you!"
"1." Dante uncrossed his arms and jumped into the air, stretching them both out in front of him. "Livello 200 Potere Luce!" he screamed, and instantaneously a ball of energy the size of a football stadium enveloped the room, subsequently exploding, destroying everything in its path.
With the room now in ruins, Dante was certain that Leon and co. had had enough time to escape. As one of his dimension's greatest bounty hunters, he wouldn't let them stay out there for long... ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Meanwhile, Leon and co. were still in the volcano, at a slightly higher area that they had been before, out of Dante's sight...supposedly.
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Post by Mizagium on Jul 8, 2009 14:22:26 GMT -5
"Why did we run?" Matteas asked. "If we all work together, we could take him."
"You're new to this aren't you?" Johnny asked. "We dodge the villain for as long as possible, creating nonsensical subplots before stumbling across a plot device and win the game."
"Hey watch this!" Ridley dived into the top of the Volcano. When he came out, he was Magma Ridley. But then he solidified, crashed, and was back to normal.
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Post by thecheat on Jul 8, 2009 14:37:06 GMT -5
Narrator blatantly scratched himself before creating his own ridiculous plot twist. MAGMA RAIN AND LANDMINES AND BEARS. Deal with it.
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Post by Mizagium on Jul 8, 2009 14:45:24 GMT -5
then the Ridleys picked everyone up and carried them ot the highest parts of the volcano. Now they were that much closer to wherever the orb was, I guess.
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Post by thecheat on Jul 8, 2009 15:02:32 GMT -5
YOU ARE NOT PROPERLY DEALING WITH THE OBSTACLES SET BEFORE YOU
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Post by Mizagium on Jul 8, 2009 15:05:07 GMT -5
FINE!
Ridley blew the magma rain away, they flew over the mines, and the bears were molested by PFG.
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Post by thecheat on Jul 8, 2009 15:10:07 GMT -5
NONE OF THAT IS PERMISSIBLE. START AGAIN
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Post by Monika on Jul 8, 2009 16:28:33 GMT -5
Dante exited the ruins of his game show stage and entered the lower parts of the volcano. He looked above, sensing the faintest trace of his targets, all the while noticing magma rain, mines and bears. He drew his revolver and in flash of light he had shifted into his Falco form. Black, feathery wings appeared from his back and sharp talons grew from his feet. Tail feathers came from his backside, and the resulting combination gave him speed comparable to the speed of light.
"Hmph. This should be a breeze." Dante smirked, running in between the rain drops as they fell. All the while he jumped from rock to rock, shooting land mines which in turn destroyed the bears until he had reached the top of the volcano with his targets. He reloaded the revolver and greeted his next victims with a simple "Hello.", still dodging as needed.
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Post by Razgat on Jul 8, 2009 16:31:59 GMT -5
Mari looked over at Dante as ice crystals slowly formed delicate patterns over her body, causing her skin to turn pale. Frost dusted her clothes, hair, and lashes. Mari smirked and twithced her fingers. "Ready for another freeze?"
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Post by Monika on Jul 8, 2009 16:40:49 GMT -5
"Don't try it." Dante suggested, shifting into his dragon form once again. "Livello Potere 200 Luce!" he yelled, vaporizing the rest of the rain and...the bottom of the volcano, revealing the TRUE bottom of the volcano, the dangerous super lava that would literally wipe from existence whatever it touched. He shifted back into his Falco form afterward.
((Battlefield explanation: Atop the huge volcano of Pyresia where one wrong step sends the victim, assuming they can't fly, to the bottom and to their death.)
"All it takes..." Dante took the cylinder from his revolver and spun it before snapping it back in. "...is one bullet. One bullet will create the force needed to send you all straight down this death trap to your demise." He pointed the gun at each character. "I really don't have a problem with you, Mari. Neither do I with you, Matteas. Not even with two of the three Ridley siblings." Dante said. "But the rest of you have to die."
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Post by Mizagium on Jul 8, 2009 16:46:13 GMT -5
"Not cool." Johnny used the power of the False Shield to transform into a Lava Golem, so that he would be immune to the insta-death lava. He then lept into the volcano and began siphoning the lava's energy. Now he reached above the rim of the volcano, and was made of magma that wouldn't harden!
"Why don't I use this thing more? Oh well, RAWR!" He swiped a massive arm at Dante, throwing him aside with the force of lava/magma.
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Post by Monika on Jul 8, 2009 16:52:22 GMT -5
Dante swiftly ran to the other side of the volcano in an attempt to avoid the attack; the circular rim was huge, but the distance was easy to travel at his speed. It also gave him a strategic advantage in that he was wielding a projectile weapon and couldn't be hit by close combat means, save the giant golem that was towering above him.
He fired a single bullet at the golem, aware of the lack of effect it was going to have, but he felt like wasting it anyway. He awaited for his opponents to make their next move.
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